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Reign19k
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Posted - 2011.06.24 13:21:00 -
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I cant believe my husband is talking like that about me!!
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ExcalibursTemplar
Caldari
Citadel Enterprises
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Posted - 2011.06.24 13:21:00 -
[32]
 Originally by: Savion Chastis
True Story:
Incarna accidentally my pc
Buy awesome new DELL
Buy supercool monocle
Wife sees bank account
Wife files for divorce
Screw you CCP
No you can't have my stuff, she's taking it all
No you can't have my wife, she's fat anyway
PMSL brilliant
Originally by: Gothikia
If he shoots CCP Soundwave in the face, I'll tongue his gonads. No joke.
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Narisa Bithon
Caldari
The Motley Crew Reborn
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Posted - 2011.06.24 16:05:00 -
[33]
does the eula cover for divorce?
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Savion Chastis
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Posted - 2011.06.24 16:41:00 -
[34]
After having intense meetings w/ myself ( read Sulking )
Decided best course of action is none
Wife's **** is almost packed and can hear her talking to other men through the walls
If only there was an expert on this that was in touch with my wife's needs, could consult
Compiling all her gripes and complaints onto awesome complicated spreadsheet, hard stuff
Answer should be simple
Mansex is prominent , OhWell
Next step, acceptance
Fat chicks ... so hard to please....
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Rykuss
Gallente
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Posted - 2011.06.24 16:43:00 -
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Originally by: Savion Chastis
True Story:
Incarna accidentally my pc
Buy awesome new DELL
Buy supercool monocle
Wife sees bank account
Wife files for divorce
Screw you CCP
No you can't have my stuff, she's taking it all
No you can't have my wife, she's fat anyway
Big girls need lovin' too! 
Can we has a t-shirt that says "I survived teh lulz" for our avatars please? I'd totally effin' buy that!
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Scortched Merc
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Posted - 2011.06.24 16:45:00 -
[36]
Divorce papers or it didnt happen
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Savion Chastis
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Posted - 2011.06.24 16:54:00 -
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Originally by: Scortched Merc
Divorce papers or it didnt happen
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Found this on kitchen counter ....
Could be rough draft , clock is ticking
My manhood, soft
Fat chicks, determined
Should have went to relationship counseling
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Savion Chastis
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Posted - 2011.06.25 06:47:00 -
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UPDATE!!!
Acceptance has settled in
Finally say **** it and decide to purge fat wife
Give wife 2 minute rough draft :smug: speech about losing weight
Wife _gives predictable response_
House is now on fire, staying course
Foots don't fail me now
I'm like that guy who sings show me your genitals
Thinking of all the skinny hot chicks I will get.
Hopefully they don't see that I'm homeless
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Kraxalious
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Posted - 2011.06.25 07:05:00 -
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Yeah shes smart. Sleeping with the guy selling the monocle rather than the one buying it.
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