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Terrible Goon Spy
The Greater Goon Clockwork Pineapple
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Posted - 2011.06.25 11:16:00 -
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It's a good run you've gone through, but you've just had to much? I sympathize, but since your leaving, wouldn't it be great to give the game a nice big **** you and thanks for no lube?
As a Goon, I'm here to **** things up and die horribly in t1 fit rifters, help support my cause by sending isk, rifters, modules, or anything you won't be needing since you have gone '**** eve, time to play Hello Kitty adventure island or world of tanks'. I can guarantee that anyone buying monocles will be filled with tears of rage as Goons in general **** in their collective corn flakes.
So what have you got to lose? Goons have always been recognized for our outstanding service to the community by killing BoB, whats to stop us from killing the new target of angst and hate? So far I have already received milions of isk, a rifter BPO, and much more for the purposes for killing people.
So contract stuff and give ISK now, why not add your name to the list? Support my terrible crusade of good times and blowing up rifters, because only you, can give me money to blow up rifters for killing people over and over.
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ariana ailith
Aribar Industries
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Posted - 2011.06.25 11:19:00 -
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Don't resent the monocle!! You wear a DUAL MONOCLE! Except it was free and looks cooler!
The Nex store or whatever and this new currency Aurum? ... bleh! But it has Rum in it! yay! --
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Istyn
Tactical Knightmare Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
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Posted - 2011.06.25 11:21:00 -
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As you have already proven yourself to be a fan of space eyewear, you are a probable monocle buyer/spy and are terribad.
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Terrible Goon Spy
The Greater Goon Clockwork Pineapple
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Posted - 2011.06.25 11:22:00 -
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Originally by: ariana ailith Don't resent the monocle!! You wear a DUAL MONOCLE! Except it was free and looks cooler!
The Nex store or whatever and this new currency Aurum? ... bleh! But it has Rum in it! yay!
correction, I look cooler because I'm free,
But my game killing services are not free, so send me your stuff, and I guarantee I can help kill the NeX store or at least clear your inventory.
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Jessie42
Minmatar GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.06.25 11:22:00 -
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CCP Soundwave is also an ex-goonswarm director, circa 07. Our mission is finally complete, we have killed eve.
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Terrible Goon Spy
The Greater Goon Clockwork Pineapple
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Posted - 2011.06.25 11:24:00 -
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Edited by: Terrible Goon Spy on 25/06/2011 11:25:20
Originally by: Istyn As you have already proven yourself to be a fan of space eyewear, you are a probable monocle buyer/spy and are terribad.
Can I help it if my character is blind and needs sunglasses to protect his brain from being melted by your stupidity?
and Hello to jessie a goon brother, hows mittens and the marshmallows from the Great NC fire?
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Dimitri Fukoyama
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Posted - 2011.06.25 11:24:00 -
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My account runs out in 2 months +
My main is with test alliance
If they dont have active Monocle/aurum store ganking squads, you will get my stuff ;)
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Terrible Goon Spy
The Greater Goon Clockwork Pineapple
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Posted - 2011.06.25 11:28:00 -
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Originally by: Dimitri Fukoyama My account runs out in 2 months +
My main is with test alliance
If they dont have active Monocle/aurum store ganking squads, you will get my stuff ;)
I require half your stuff as compensation for tears and various people who will need to be bribed to not fleet up and actively hunt these people. As the tears of the forum currently are not the kind we wish, thus lowering their value, however Aurum kills will be fresh tears of higher quality.
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Terrible Goon Spy
The Greater Goon Clockwork Pineapple
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Posted - 2011.06.25 11:39:00 -
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chocking up another 50million worth of stuff donated to my glorious cause, keep it coming folks.
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Terrible Goon Spy
The Greater Goon Clockwork Pineapple
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Posted - 2011.06.25 11:49:00 -
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Come on people, furthering the cause with BPO's and even BPC's can be of tremendous use to the cause. a kind person has just sent ammunition and crystal BPO's to me to support the war effort.
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