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Frau Klaps
Amarr
Trillionaire High-Rollers Suicidal Bassoon Orkesta
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Posted - 2011.06.25 17:50:00 -
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I am leaving the typo in the subject line as regulards pretty much sums up 90% of the C&P community.
So:
Imagine if you will, a fleet operation comprised of the regulards of Crime and Punishment. What we would have, and feel free to contribute with anything I may have forgotten.
One competent FC if we are lucky.
mouthbreathers
lots of cross talk on comms
absolutely no fleet coherence
everything from coward alts in noob ships (probably about 50% of the fleet) up to smartbombing battleships, which of course are there to smartbomb the fleet rather than any rival fleets.
extreme levels of backstabbing
people too scared to go to 0.0
people that blatantly are carebears and don't know the first thing about boat violence
large amounts of alcohol abuse
local lockdown
doog tiems
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Xenuria
Gallente
Trillionaire High-Rollers Suicidal Bassoon Orkesta
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Posted - 2011.06.25 18:03:00 -
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I think there would be plenty of people flat out leaving the fleet because of frustration.
"Sweet Jesus, It's an Anti-AT field!"
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Gillaboo
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Posted - 2011.06.25 18:08:00 -
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Going down that checklist... most of the points listed remind me of GoonFleet. 
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Patient 2428190
DEGRREE'Fo'FREE Internet Business School
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Posted - 2011.06.25 18:12:00 -
[4]
 Originally by: Frau Klaps
mouthbreathers
lots of cross talk on comms
Once you take the happy time pill, this goes away and you can bomb your alts in peace.
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Frau Klaps
Amarr
Trillionaire High-Rollers Suicidal Bassoon Orkesta
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Posted - 2011.06.25 18:17:00 -
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Originally by: Patient 2428190
Once you take the happy time pill, this goes away and you can bomb your alts in peace.
I take it you're coming in an ibis then.
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Barakkus
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Posted - 2011.06.25 18:41:00 -
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Count me in! Probably won't let me in though, besides, who would recruit someone named Barakkus?
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Frau Klaps
Amarr
Trillionaire High-Rollers Suicidal Bassoon Orkesta
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Posted - 2011.06.25 18:52:00 -
[7]
Trust me, if I DID try to make a fleet up like this I wouldn't discriminate. That would be counter productive.
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Feligast
Minmatar
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.06.25 20:46:00 -
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Would x up
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Singeabooty Raj
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Posted - 2011.06.25 21:05:00 -
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That list seems about right toots.
Screaming on comms when primaried / need reps could maybe be added.
Would expect large amounts of alcohol abuse mandatory for C&P Space Armada.
Confirming that coward alts should be ashamed.
I will indulge in self beating tonight.
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Menardii
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Posted - 2011.06.25 21:07:00 -
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Always down for shooting some Greens!
Course then I'd have to go make a forum post about it, and fill a few pages of umads
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Milla Jovobitch
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Posted - 2011.06.25 21:13:00 -
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Originally by: Frau Klaps
feel free to contribute with anything I may have forgotten.
I think that you forgot one sure thing:
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Frau Klaps
Amarr
Trillionaire High-Rollers Suicidal Bassoon Orkesta
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Posted - 2011.06.25 23:04:00 -
[12]
Originally by: Milla Jovo*****
Originally by: Frau Klaps
feel free to contribute with anything I may have forgotten.
I think that you forgot one sure thing:
U RITE DER
Also it would have to be a NPSI.
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Boom Boom Longtime
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Posted - 2011.06.25 23:08:00 -
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"coward alts in noob ships (probably about 50% of the fleet)"
- the other 50% being neckbeard, cola drinking, rotund, big mac generation internet spaceship playboyz with limited exposure to daylight and real life social experiences; playing eve 15 hours a day who with their last breath will say i had pro k/b stats and never once mined a roid.
YES YES?
NO NO?
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Frau Klaps
Amarr
Trillionaire High-Rollers Suicidal Bassoon Orkesta
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Posted - 2011.06.25 23:36:00 -
[14]
Originally by: Boom Boom Longtime
Edited by: Boom Boom Longtime on 25/06/2011 23:16:52
"coward alts in noob ships (probably about 50% of the fleet)"
- the other 50% being neckbeard, cola drinking, rotund, big mac generation internet spaceship playboyz with limited exposure to daylight and real life social experiences; playing eve 15 hours a day who with their last breath will say to the sympathetic nurse who listens i had pro k/b stats and never once mined a roid.
Yes Yes?
No No?
Edit: only the circlejerk care
Your opinion doesn't count until you post with your main.
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Boom Boom Longtime
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Posted - 2011.06.26 00:17:00 -
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Originally by: Frau Klaps
Originally by: Boom Boom Longtime
Edited by: Boom Boom Longtime on 25/06/2011 23:16:52
"coward alts in noob ships (probably about 50% of the fleet)"
- the other 50% being neckbeard, cola drinking, rotund, big mac generation internet spaceship playboyz with limited exposure to daylight and real life social experiences; playing eve 15 hours a day who with their last breath will say to the sympathetic nurse who listens i had pro k/b stats and never once mined a roid.
Yes Yes?
No No?
Edit: only the circlejerk care
Your opinion doesn't count until you post with your main.
My opinion counts, I have typed, people will read and you replied.
I make a killing trading Dual Afocal Pulse Maser I in Amarr so this is my Main.
If you want to love in real time I tab in to update my market orders every 43 minutes.
Enuf Said.
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Frau Klaps
Amarr
Trillionaire High-Rollers Suicidal Bassoon Orkesta
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Posted - 2011.06.26 01:45:00 -
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Originally by: Boom Boom Longtime
Originally by: Frau Klaps
Originally by: Boom Boom Longtime
Edited by: Boom Boom Longtime on 25/06/2011 23:16:52
"coward alts in noob ships (probably about 50% of the fleet)"
- the other 50% being neckbeard, cola drinking, rotund, big mac generation internet spaceship playboyz with limited exposure to daylight and real life social experiences; playing eve 15 hours a day who with their last breath will say to the sympathetic nurse who listens i had pro k/b stats and never once mined a roid.
Yes Yes?
No No?
Edit: only the circlejerk care
Your opinion doesn't count until you post with your main.
My opinion counts, I have typed, people will read and you replied.
I make a killing trading Dual Afocal Pulse Maser I in Amarr so this is my Main.
If you want to love in real time I tab in to update my market orders every 43 minutes.
Enuf Said.
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I replied to call you a scrub, you replied to prove even further that you really truly are a scrub.
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Boom Boom Longtime
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Posted - 2011.06.26 02:17:00 -
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Edited by: Boom Boom Longtime on 26/06/2011 02:22:43
What is your point?
You Confuse?
Yes Scrub I do.
Wait wat.
Wish was leet
FU
spinz
kk
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Kavu
Genos Occidere
HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2011.06.26 03:03:00 -
[18]
I would go, but im hiding right now
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Xenuria
Gallente
Trillionaire High-Rollers Suicidal Bassoon Orkesta
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Posted - 2011.06.26 03:24:00 -
[19]
Originally by: Kavu
I would go, but im hiding right now
But who was phone?
"Sweet Jesus, It's an Anti-AT field!"
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I likegirls
Minmatar
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Posted - 2011.06.26 03:28:00 -
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I can fly a t1 fitted rifter.
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Darius III
Caldari
Interstellar eXodus
BricK sQuAD.
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Posted - 2011.06.26 03:55:00 -
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I think we should have a fun fleet. Maybe all the things you said could be true, but in addition it would be fun. maybe
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Irie Irie Irie
Caldari
Trillionaire High-Rollers Suicidal Bassoon Orkesta
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Posted - 2011.06.26 04:08:00 -
[22]
Originally by: Darius III
I think we should have a fun fleet. Maybe all the things you said could be true, but in addition it would be fun. maybe
OH IT WOULD BE FUN
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Milla Jovobitch
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Posted - 2011.06.26 06:31:00 -
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- No matter what the outcome of the roam was, the ensuing chest drumming at C&P would make it look like pure golden win.
- The local smack would demoralize the opposing side to think that they lost even if they had just decimated the whole C&P fleet.
- Three different people would claim that they stole the fleet's ships and assets but would never give any proof of that.
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Mickey Simon
Genos Occidere
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Posted - 2011.06.26 10:12:00 -
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I imagine something similar to that gank night where Triksterism ganked Intigo, except less goods and more ******s.
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Irie Irie Irie
Caldari
Trillionaire High-Rollers Suicidal Bassoon Orkesta
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Posted - 2011.06.26 11:10:00 -
[25]
Originally by: Mickey Simon
I imagine something similar to that gank night where Triksterism ganked Intigo, except less goods and more ******s.
Hearing Intigo spend about an hour talking about how his fit had to be PERFECT for that roam, then listening to him cry like the massive baby he is when he got ganked was just amazing.
I haven't been able to take anything he says seriously since.
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uwai223
Sigillum Militum Xpisti
Important Internet Spaceship League
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Posted - 2011.06.26 11:44:00 -
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people in c&p actually pvp? I refuse to believe that.
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Mickey Simon
Genos Occidere
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Posted - 2011.06.26 12:49:00 -
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Originally by: Irie Irie Irie
Originally by: Mickey Simon
I imagine something similar to that gank night where Triksterism ganked Intigo, except less goods and more ******s.
Hearing Intigo spend about an hour talking about how his fit had to be PERFECT for that roam, then listening to him cry like the massive baby he is when he got ganked was just amazing.
I haven't been able to take anything he says seriously since.
I <3 Intigo even tho he bailed on beering with me, but this was the first roam I'd done with him and it was p hilarious.
Speaking of which, when we both get proper internet we should roam (if we're still subbed lol) maybe with Lexa and some other cool people too??
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Grot Bags
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Posted - 2011.06.26 16:42:00 -
[28]
Make it happen Spank.
Fraps, Audio, AAR Report and a List of C&P Corpses for Sale also pls.
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Owen Drakkar
Bad...Karma
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Posted - 2011.06.26 23:40:00 -
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Sounds fun and I would even FC but I am MIA indefinitley due to SM 2.0 ***gotry and having better things to spend my money on.<3
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Istyn
Tactical Knightmare
Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
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Posted - 2011.06.27 01:26:00 -
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Originally by: uwai223
people in c&p actually pvp? I refuse to believe that.
Forum pvp is still pvp ok jeez.
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Bai ZongTong
HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2011.06.27 01:36:00 -
[31]
Edited by: Bai ZongTong on 27/06/2011 01:36:15
or get blown upon undocking
edit: and falcon alts
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Dirk Magnum
Blue Republic
RvB - BLUE Republic
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Posted - 2011.06.27 05:02:00 -
[32]
YOU HAVE MY DUAL AFOCAL PULSE MASER I
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BeachParty
Caldari
Semi Precious
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Posted - 2011.06.27 06:11:00 -
[33]
Edited by: BeachParty on 27/06/2011 06:11:42
Badger Football in Rancer, we can let RVB make the teams. The only rules is there are no rules ...except you got to jump your Badger out to score a point.
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Meridith Akesia
Stimulus
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Posted - 2011.06.27 08:29:00 -
[34]
Leave mouthbreathers alone 
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Mytzso
m8balls
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Posted - 2011.06.27 10:37:00 -
[35]
i shall be your rear guard
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Barakkus
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Posted - 2011.06.27 11:49:00 -
[36]
Originally by: BeachParty
Edited by: BeachParty on 27/06/2011 06:16:47
Badger Football in Rancer, we can let RVB make the teams. The only rules is there are no rules...except you got to jump your Badger out to score a point.
OP call an opp before I reimplant.
This would be fun, but should do it in null and fill the playing field with bubbles, everyone meets in the middle and whoever makes it out with their badger wins 
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Kikkoman6
Amarr
NON PROPERO
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Posted - 2011.06.27 12:03:00 -
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Don't forget about those of us that won't attend the op, but will happily critisize fittings after the fact.
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Irie Irie Irie
Caldari
Trillionaire High-Rollers Suicidal Bassoon Orkesta
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Posted - 2011.06.27 13:53:00 -
[38]
Originally by: Kikkoman6
Don't forget about those of us that won't attend the op, but will happily critisize fittings after the fact.
ahahahahaahhaahahahahaha, an excellent point. Non-attenders smacking the kb stats for the op.
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Dracoliche
Damage Unlimited Inc
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Posted - 2011.06.27 15:07:00 -
[39]
Originally by: Barakkus
Count me in! Probably won't let me in though, besides, who would recruit someone named Barakkus?
I think we know who.
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Milla Jovobitch
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Posted - 2011.06.27 20:53:00 -
[40]
Originally by: Irie Irie Irie
Originally by: Kikkoman6
Don't forget about those of us that won't attend the op, but will happily critisize fittings after the fact.
ahahahahaahhaahahahahaha, an excellent point. Non-attenders smacking the kb stats for the op.
EVERYBODY knows how to do it better.
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Aakiwa Aakiwa
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Posted - 2011.06.27 21:45:00 -
[41]
Sounds like fun. I'd do it for the lolz.
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Singeabooty Raj
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Posted - 2011.06.27 21:47:00 -
[42]
page 2 now and you are just feedong spanks ego.
the fleet must happen though.
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Aakiwa Aakiwa
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Posted - 2011.06.27 21:55:00 -
[43]
Originally by: Mytzso
i shall be your rear guard
Quit looking at her ass.
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Mytzso
m8balls
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Posted - 2011.06.27 22:03:00 -
[44]
Originally by: Aakiwa Aakiwa
Originally by: Mytzso
i shall be your rear guard
Quit looking at her ass.
you don't know me, do you?
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Aakiwa Aakiwa
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Posted - 2011.06.27 23:13:00 -
[45]
Originally by: Mytzso
Originally by: Aakiwa Aakiwa
Originally by: Mytzso
i shall be your rear guard
Quit looking at her ass.
you don't know me, do you?
Quit looking at my ass, too.
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Irie Irie Irie
Caldari
Trillionaire High-Rollers Suicidal Bassoon Orkesta
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Posted - 2011.06.28 00:14:00 -
[46]
Originally by: Aakiwa Aakiwa
Quit looking at my ass, too.
Is that your ass? Sorry, I thought it was your face.
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SaltyandSweet
Amarr
Spiritus Draconis
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Posted - 2011.06.28 01:32:00 -
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I'm down I have local smack 5 so I'm in for pure trollage. I'll bring an autocannon ferox.
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Singeabooty Raj
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Posted - 2011.06.28 03:22:00 -
[48]
I for one would love to hear Irie Irie Irie as he eats Chicken Wing and Calls Primary.
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Irie Irie Irie
Caldari
Trillionaire High-Rollers Suicidal Bassoon Orkesta
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Posted - 2011.06.28 03:27:00 -
[49]
Originally by: Singeabooty Raj
I for one would love to hear Irie Irie Irie as he eats Chicken Wing and Calls Primary.
As a true Rastafarian I do not eat processed food or meat. Sorry to disappoint.
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Grot Bags
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Posted - 2011.06.28 03:51:00 -
[50]
I have not met the rite people in eve yet ^ the above sound fun.
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Phylacus
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Posted - 2011.06.28 15:03:00 -
[51]
Edited by: Phylacus on 28/06/2011 15:04:46
Originally by: Grot Bags
I have not met the rite people in eve yet ^ the above sound fun.
I agree, they remind me of dysfunctional bunch I played with on Warhammer eu. ah, the ban game... memories...
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Singeabooty Raj
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Posted - 2011.06.28 15:24:00 -
[52]
Originally by: Phylacus
Edited by: Phylacus on 28/06/2011 15:04:46
Originally by: Grot Bags
I have not met the rite people in eve yet ^ the above sound fun.
I agree, they remind me of dysfunctional bunch I played with on Warhammer eu. ah, the ban game... memories...
You are doing it all wrong.
If you are going to alt post attempting to be funny here at least make sure the alt does not have a terribad Stabber loss showing up on the Internet.
Gees I can see why peeple get annoyed with alts (Irony/Me).
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pushdogg
Minmatar
Native Freshfood
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Posted - 2011.06.28 16:11:00 -
[53]
Originally by: Irie Irie Irie
Originally by: Aakiwa Aakiwa
Quit looking at my ass, too.
Is that your ass? Sorry, I thought it was your face.
This is not the witty response ive come to enjoy.....that was just corny.....on another note....c&p fleet would end in a battle royale before the first gate activation....and vent would be spammed mercilessly with smack.
best sig ever:)
Originally by: Soul Harvestor
You're an idiot.
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Andrea Skye
Caldari
Heavy Risk...
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Posted - 2011.06.28 16:13:00 -
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I'll be the overtop angry FC.
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Phylacus
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Posted - 2011.06.28 16:42:00 -
[55]
Edited by: Phylacus on 28/06/2011 16:44:28
Quote:
You are doing it all wrong.
If you are going to alt post attempting to be funny here at least make sure the alt does not have a terribad Stabber loss showing up on the Internet.
Gees I can see why peeple get annoyed with alts (Irony/Me).
Edit: - The fleet needs YOU.
but but this is my main, dont take the **** outta my 3.8million SP :/
(and that stabber loss was a bad encounter with a player in a Battleship, it all happend so fast.... i remember a bange, then a bright light.)
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Tarryn Nightstorm
Minmatar
Hellstar Towing and Recovery
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Posted - 2011.07.11 18:03:00 -
[56]
Originally by: uwai223
pvp?
What is this, I don't even...
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Khira Kitamatsu
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Posted - 2011.07.12 03:00:00 -
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Will we you know...actually have to pvp? All I have is a fully fitted Impairor. I know it doesn't sound like much but I kilt a bad guy NPC dude with it once...I think.
I am sure I can be of great use for this C&P corp. ^_^
If everyone would be so kind to send me like...oh I dunno, 10mil ISK each, am sure I can get into a Bestower...trick it out with some bad arse pulse weapon, using scorch. Of course the other high slot will be for my NOS. Low slots with extended cargo holds II! Yeah so that I can collect all the loots dropped by the people we will surely gank. I'll call it my battleBeastower...it'll rock!
Let's be bad guys! 
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Tony Toe Nail
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Posted - 2011.07.12 03:19:00 -
[58]
I am always up for social events like this where men can "come" together.
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Beat General
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Posted - 2011.07.13 14:39:00 -
[59]
Originally by: Bai ZongTong
Edited by: Bai ZongTong on 27/06/2011 01:36:15
or get blown upon undocking
i could enjoy that.
if this is ever to happen, i promise to bring this:
[Nightmare, SwagMobile]
Damage Control II
True Sansha Heat Sink
True Sansha Heat Sink
True Sansha Heat Sink
Tracking Enhancer II
Gist C-Type 100MN MicroWarpdrive
Heavy Capacitor Booster II, Navy Cap Booster 800
Photon Scattering Field II
Invulnerability Field II
Republic Fleet Warp Disruptor
Shield Boost Amplifier II
Pith C-Type X-Large Shield Booster
True Sansha Heavy Energy Neutralizer
True Sansha Heavy Energy Neutralizer
Mega Pulse Laser II, Imperial Navy Multifrequency L
Mega Pulse Laser II, Imperial Navy Multifrequency L
Mega Pulse Laser II, Imperial Navy Multifrequency L
Mega Pulse Laser II, Imperial Navy Multifrequency L
Large Anti-Thermal Screen Reinforcer II
Large Core Defence Operational Solidifier II
Large Core Defence Capacitor safeguard II
Hammerhead II x5
-general levy
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Maximus Trollbone
Amarr
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Posted - 2011.07.13 15:26:00 -
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I'm in. I'll bring something that will explode really good and probably fit it with smartbombs to do some fleet mate exploding.
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foksieloy
Minmatar
Rockets ponies and rainbows
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Posted - 2011.07.14 07:05:00 -
[61]
One attendee has to fraps, and one has to record fleet comms.
Also NO pictures of Spank please.
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Lexa Hellfury
Stimulus
Rote Kapelle
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Posted - 2011.08.07 02:31:00 -
[62]
This has actually happened before (by accident).
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daddys helper
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Posted - 2011.08.07 02:40:00 -
[63]
Edited by: daddys helper on 07/08/2011 02:40:23
what fleet? the second we formed up someone would fire off a disco
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Lady Spank
Amarr
In Praise Of Shadows
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Posted - 2011.08.07 02:41:00 -
[64]
Approved 
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MeestaPenni
Gallente
Mercantile and Stuff
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Posted - 2011.08.07 02:52:00 -
[65]
Edited by: MeestaPenni on 07/08/2011 02:52:15
Originally by: Milla Jovo*****
Three different people would claim that they stole the fleet's ships and assets but would never give any proof of that.
I stole 'em.
In first.
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Dorothy Pendolton
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Posted - 2011.08.07 04:09:00 -
[66]
If you are cool in real life you will be cool in fleet. If not your chicken wing consumption and kills in a virtual game count for nothing. Nor will your stats be mentioned at your funeral unless by prior request. Can I FC pls. x
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Lady Spank
Amarr
In Praise Of Shadows
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Posted - 2011.08.07 04:24:00 -
[67]
Originally by: Dorothy Pendolton
If you are cool in real life you will be cool in fleet. If not your chicken wing consumption and kills in a virtual game count for nothing. Nor will your stats be mentioned at your funeral unless by prior request. Can I FC pls. x
Are u a C&P regulard? If so, yes. Otherwise go the f away chromedome
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Dorothy Pendolton
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Posted - 2011.08.07 04:27:00 -
[68]
Originally by: Lady Spank
Originally by: Dorothy Pendolton
If you are cool in real life you will be cool in fleet. If not your chicken wing consumption and kills in a virtual game count for nothing. Nor will your stats be mentioned at your funeral unless by prior request. Can I FC pls. x
Are u a C&P regulard? If so, yes. Otherwise go the f away chromedome
You role play too much. Do not let it consume you.
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Lady Spank
Amarr
In Praise Of Shadows
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Posted - 2011.08.07 04:29:00 -
[69]
Roleplay is SERIOUS BUSINESS and I thank you not to make light of it's seriousness.
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Dorothy Pendolton
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Posted - 2011.08.07 04:35:00 -
[70]
The hour is late and the candle threatens to flicker for the last time.
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Lady Spank
Amarr
In Praise Of Shadows
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Posted - 2011.08.07 04:40:00 -
[71]
5:36 am here and just contemplating logging in after my music downloads finish.
2 minute post timer so lets list the downloads
number one cup
led zeppelin
faust
tarantel
don caballero
can
vivaldi
delgados
rancid
new bad things
takahashi chikuzan
some random shamisen find
fasch graupner
rachels
mouse on mars
charles mingus
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Dorothy Pendolton
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Posted - 2011.08.07 04:42:00 -
[72]
Bit off topic but yeah nice tunes
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