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Cmdr Zander	Posted - 2011.06.27 19:43:00 - [1] ..... 20 megatron navy issue ? Ahahahahah Ahahahahah Ahahahahah Ahahahahah This pricing doesn t make sense at all
000Hunter000 Gallente Missiles 'R' Us	Posted - 2011.06.27 19:45:00 - [2] So.. What does the monocle do exactly? ________________________________________________
Haraldhardrade Amarr Pax Amarr	Posted - 2011.06.27 19:46:00 - [3] What is this monocles?
Ingvar Angst Amarr Nasty Pope Holding Corp Talocan United	Posted - 2011.06.27 19:48:00 - [4] Originally by: Haraldhardrade What is this monocles? They hang between the legs of a cyclops. FREE Helicity and Niang!
Reto Xenor	Posted - 2011.06.27 19:48:00 - [5] For a monocle you could probably feed North Korea for a couple of years.
Wool Lou	Posted - 2011.06.27 19:49:00 - [6] it seems like it would depend on your motivations at this point you can apparently provoke quite a rl reaction with your monocle may be more difficult with the megas
Niccolado Starwalker Gallente Shadow Templars	Posted - 2011.06.27 19:50:00 - [7] Edited by: Niccolado Starwalker on 27/06/2011 19:50:47 Originally by: Cmdr Zander ..... 20 megatron navy issue ? Ahahahahah Ahahahahah Ahahahahah Ahahahahah This pricing doesn t make sense at all Maybe not the monocle, but if CCP brought in more tech integration on your character (human/tech hybrid look)I certainly would! Ship aint everything! Look matters too! And I can afford bying one! Which makes me special and cool and outranks those who cant! I am with other words better than you at EVE! Originally by: Dianabolic Your tears are absolutely divine, like a fine fine wine, rolling down your cheeks until they flow down the river of LOL.
Kimton	Posted - 2011.06.27 19:50:00 - [8] Rather buy myself a Guritas Zippo lighter and a hoodie.
Titas Agor TITANS OF PEACE	Posted - 2011.06.27 19:54:00 - [9] Edited by: Titas Agor on 27/06/2011 19:54:47 Just so you know, you can only buy a max of 4 possible navy megathrons, not 20! at 500mil each or that around about price, a monocle is 1.2 to 1.4bil only. But your point is exactly right though, and to be honest, even if the monocle was only 2-300 AUR, i still wouldn't even buy it because i think it looks really frakking ugly anyway, would never put anything other then a borg eye patch on, like to actualyl see my characters face heh Please re-size your signature to the maximum allowed of 400 x 120 pixels. Zymurgist
Lt Pizi Gallente Dark-Rising Executive Outcomes	Posted - 2011.06.27 19:56:00 - [10] Originally by: Kimton Rather buy myself a Guritas Zippo lighter and a hoodie. why we cant buy RL stuff from the eve store with plex is a bit beyond me allready
Demure Guise	Posted - 2011.06.27 19:57:00 - [11] The monocle looks like how I'd imagine a Cyber-Rectum on a Cyborg.
Lt Pizi Gallente Dark-Rising Executive Outcomes	Posted - 2011.06.27 19:59:00 - [12] Originally by: Cmdr Zander ..... 20 megatron navy issue ? Ahahahahah Ahahahahah Ahahahahah Ahahahahah This pricing doesn t make sense at all to answer your Q .. if you have any sense how eve works you could buy both ... multiple times
Demure Guise	Posted - 2011.06.27 20:02:00 - [13] Edited by: Demure Guise on 27/06/2011 20:04:25 Originally by: Lt Pizi Originally by: Kimton Rather buy myself a Guritas Zippo lighter and a hoodie. why we cant buy RL stuff from the eve store with plex is a bit beyond me allready Me too. I think Aurum is purely a psychological sales trick to lower the impact of how much it actually costs. A bit like how Germany tricked people into thinking post-War inflation was under control because 1 Rentenmark looked a lot more reassuring than 4,000,000 Marks for a loaf of bread. 1.4 BILLION ISK - "OMFG!" $70 (ú44) - "OMFG! 2,300 Aurum - "Hmm, not so bad when you look at those numbers"
Lt Pizi Gallente Dark-Rising Executive Outcomes	Posted - 2011.06.27 20:04:00 - [14] Originally by: Demure Guise Edited by: Demure Guise on 27/06/2011 20:02:41 Originally by: Lt Pizi Originally by: Kimton Rather buy myself a Guritas Zippo lighter and a hoodie. why we cant buy RL stuff from the eve store with plex is a bit beyond me allready Me too. I think Aurum a psychological sales trick to lower the impact of how much it actually costs. A bit like how Germany tricked people into thinking post-War inflation was under control because 1 Rentenmark looked a lot more reassuring than 4,000,000 Marks for a loaf of bread. 1.4 BILLION ISK "OMFG!" $70 (ú44) "OMFG! 2,300 Aurum "Hmm, not so bad when you look at those numbers" i think aurum is needed for DUST <> EVE interaction they cant go ewith isk in dust cause there is so many isk
Blood Fart	Posted - 2011.06.27 20:10:00 - [15] I'm not sure why anyone would buy any of it even if it was just some cheap isk. Most of that crap looks terrible. For a Sci-Fi game you'd think they could come up with something better for release than hooker boots and Wax pants. HEY! Loook! A skirt!!! How futuristic!!!
Jasdemi Interstellar Whine Brewery	Posted - 2011.06.27 20:13:00 - [16] One monocle has more use for me than 20 Megathrons, I can't fly. I bought one btw, portrait not updated yet though.
Butter Dog Gallente The Littlest Hobos En Garde	Posted - 2011.06.27 20:15:00 - [17] Originally by: Cmdr Zander ..... 20 megatron navy issue ? Ahahahahah Ahahahahah Ahahahahah Ahahahahah This pricing doesn t make sense at all Fool. Firstly, a monocle costs 1.5bn ISK, not 10bn ISK. Secondly, if you have to choose between ships or monocles, you are too poor to own the monocle. The monocle is reserved for the true elite of eve, like me. ---------- ~bitter dog~ etc
Haagren	Posted - 2011.06.27 20:27:00 - [18] I would rather pay 50Ç for a blowjob, not for a ****ing monocle bhahaha
Herping yourDerp	Posted - 2011.06.27 20:29:00 - [19] Originally by: Butter Dog Originally by: Cmdr Zander ..... 20 megatron navy issue ? Ahahahahah Ahahahahah Ahahahahah Ahahahahah This pricing doesn t make sense at all Fool. Firstly, a monocle costs 1.5bn ISK, not 10bn ISK. Secondly, if you have to choose between ships or monocles, you are too poor to own the monocle. The monocle is reserved for the true elite of eve, like me. stupid=/= elite, i can buy 3 monocles without worrying about how much cash i got.
Soi Mala Whacky Waving Inflatable Flailing Arm Tubemen	Posted - 2011.06.27 20:38:00 - [20] Edited by: Soi Mala on 27/06/2011 20:38:09 Originally by: Butter Dog Originally by: Cmdr Zander ..... 20 megatron navy issue ? Ahahahahah Ahahahahah Ahahahahah Ahahahahah This pricing doesn t make sense at all Fool. Firstly, a monocle costs 1.5bn ISK, not 10bn ISK. Secondly, if you have to choose between ships or monocles, you are too poor to own the monocle. The monocle is reserved for the true elite of eve, like me. You look like a cyborg with downs. Just sayin.
Butter Dog Gallente The Littlest Hobos En Garde	Posted - 2011.06.27 20:39:00 - [21] Originally by: Herping yourDerp Originally by: Butter Dog Originally by: Cmdr Zander ..... 20 megatron navy issue ? Ahahahahah Ahahahahah Ahahahahah Ahahahahah This pricing doesn t make sense at all Fool. Firstly, a monocle costs 1.5bn ISK, not 10bn ISK. Secondly, if you have to choose between ships or monocles, you are too poor to own the monocle. The monocle is reserved for the true elite of eve, like me. stupid=/= elite, i can buy 3 monocles without worrying about how much cash i got. ~3 monocles~ I'm sure with your 4.5bn isk you will soon conquer the galaxy no... people like you cannot truly afford the monocle ---------- ~bitter dog~ etc
Soma Khan Caldari	Posted - 2011.06.27 20:46:00 - [22] Originally by: Butter Dog Originally by: Cmdr Zander ..... 20 megatron navy issue ? Ahahahahah Ahahahahah Ahahahahah Ahahahahah This pricing doesn t make sense at all Fool. Firstly, a monocle costs 1.5bn ISK, not 10bn ISK. Secondly, if you have to choose between ships or monocles, you are too poor to own the monocle. The monocle is reserved for the true elite of eve, like me. apparently it's great for trolling __
Ezra Vouland Lords 0f Justice Fidelas Constans	Posted - 2011.06.27 20:55:00 - [23] Originally by: Butter Dog Originally by: Herping yourDerp Originally by: Butter Dog Originally by: Cmdr Zander ..... 20 megatron navy issue ? Ahahahahah Ahahahahah Ahahahahah Ahahahahah This pricing doesn t make sense at all Fool. Firstly, a monocle costs 1.5bn ISK, not 10bn ISK. Secondly, if you have to choose between ships or monocles, you are too poor to own the monocle. The monocle is reserved for the true elite of eve, like me. stupid=/= elite, i can buy 3 monocles without worrying about how much cash i got. ~3 monocles~ I'm sure with your 4.5bn isk you will soon conquer the galaxy no... people like you cannot truly afford the monocle +1 Im buyin monocles instead of supercaps, at least monocles are balanced.
Kerrisone	Posted - 2011.06.27 20:58:00 - [24] 1 Monocle was last week, you need at least 3 monocles to be cool this week, next month I heard you'll need a monocle for your monocle. Originally by: Ghoest Ill watch what you do not what you say.
Saint Lazarus Pwn 'N Play Chaos Theory Alliance	Posted - 2011.06.27 21:00:00 - [25] Edited by: Saint Lazarus on 27/06/2011 21:01:14 4 PLEX = 1.5bil 20 Navy Mega = 9bil Thats some seriously fail math OP Hell you couldnt buy n fit 20 regular Megas for under 1.5bil ----------------- My EvE Comic
Tarinara	Posted - 2011.06.27 21:06:00 - [26] Well... while I now see you need a monocle to be one of the truly cool, like Butter Dog, I usually spend about $70USD on a trip to the store for groceries. So CCSparkle Monocle wants me to choose between a trip to the store for food or a pretty crappy looking ( did they really pay somebody for 6 months to design that thing?! ) bit of pixels that has now been elevated to a status symbol of how cool you are... hmmm ... tough choice there CCP...
vasuul	Posted - 2011.06.27 21:18:00 - [27] what what can i get for $ 60.00 oralsecks or a real half gallon of my favorite premium bourbon or 2 cartons of real cigarettes or 2 pair of real jeans well the list goes on and on what i will not spend it on is pixels on a screen of a game i already pay a subscription to play
Butter Dog Gallente The Littlest Hobos En Garde	Posted - 2011.06.27 21:49:00 - [28] Originally by: vasuul what what can i get for $ 60.00 oralsecks or a real half gallon of my favorite premium bourbon or 2 cartons of real cigarettes or 2 pair of real jeans well the list goes on and on what i will not spend it on is pixels on a screen of a game i already pay a subscription to play It's $60 if you buy plex for real life money. This is not the way the Monocled Elite have purchased their monocles. We use only ISK, because we are superior to you at both eve and life. ---------- ~bitter dog~ etc
Ezra Vouland Lords 0f Justice Fidelas Constans	Posted - 2011.06.27 21:50:00 - [29] Originally by: Butter Dog Originally by: vasuul what what can i get for $ 60.00 oralsecks or a real half gallon of my favorite premium bourbon or 2 cartons of real cigarettes or 2 pair of real jeans well the list goes on and on what i will not spend it on is pixels on a screen of a game i already pay a subscription to play It's $60 if you buy plex for real life money. This is not the way the Monocled Elite have purchased their monocles. We use only ISK, because we are superior to you at both eve and life.
Annie Anomie Shadows Of The Federation	Posted - 2011.06.27 21:53:00 - [30] I'd pay like... 16 dollar for a strap-on thorax. Maybe 20 if it's wet look.
Cmdr Zander	Posted - 2011.06.27 22:31:00 - [31] Originally by: Annie Anomie I'd pay like... 16 dollar for a strap-on thorax. Maybe 20 if it's wet look. This is the best quote of the day... LOL yes i write 20 just because was the first number it came to my mind... to me just 1 megathron navy issue is clearly superior to a ridicolous monocle... just because u can pilot it and it's totally idiotic having an item in the game that costs more than a ship of 50000 m3. It gives to the game a sense of unreality and joke. Seriously a MONOCLE WORTH 15 MEGATHRON ? 4 MEGA NAVY ISSUE ???? AM I DREAMING ???? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH yes probably... i am not posting on this forum... I AM DREAMING... I AM DREMING... I AM...
VKhaun Vex	Posted - 2011.06.27 23:40:00 - [32] If I was willing to buy a monocle you think I wouldn't just go and buy Megathrons, too? Silly poor people. Soon I will take over your game by buying FIFTY OF EVERYTHING!!!! Quote: Nothing in EVE will ever require real life money, as long as players are selling PLEX for ISK. Not even the monocle! http://cdn1.eveonline.com/community/devblog/2011/currencyCycle.jpg
Kawika Cox	Posted - 2011.06.27 23:43:00 - [33] Originally by: Annie Anomie I'd pay like... 16 dollar for a strap-on thorax. Maybe 20 if it's wet look. null and pay the hooker the other 40 to try that strap-on thorax out?
vasuul	Posted - 2011.06.28 03:34:00 - [34] Edited by: vasuul on 28/06/2011 03:35:14 Originally by: Butter Dog Originally by: vasuul what what can i get for $ 60.00 oralsecks or a real half gallon of my favorite premium bourbon or 2 cartons of real cigarettes or 2 pair of real jeans well the list goes on and on what i will not spend it on is pixels on a screen of a game i already pay a subscription to play It's $60 if you buy plex for real life money. This is not the way the Monocled Elite have purchased their monocles. We use only ISK, because we are superior to you at both eve and life. not sure why i am replying to your crap but oh well I have more than enough isk if i wanted one, but why on earth would i want to look like a total douche bag like you do right now do the world a favor and go biomass your self troll
Sloppy Podfarts	Posted - 2011.06.28 03:34:00 - [35]
Butter Dog Gallente The Littlest Hobos En Garde	Posted - 2011.06.28 10:33:00 - [36] Originally by: vasuul Edited by: vasuul on 28/06/2011 03:35:14 Originally by: Butter Dog Originally by: vasuul what what can i get for $ 60.00 oralsecks or a real half gallon of my favorite premium bourbon or 2 cartons of real cigarettes or 2 pair of real jeans well the list goes on and on what i will not spend it on is pixels on a screen of a game i already pay a subscription to play It's $60 if you buy plex for real life money. This is not the way the Monocled Elite have purchased their monocles. We use only ISK, because we are superior to you at both eve and life. not sure why i am replying to your crap but oh well I have more than enough isk if i wanted one, but why on earth would i want to look like a total douche bag like you do right now do the world a favor and go biomass your self troll tl;dr cant afford monocle ---------- ~bitter dog~ etc
Misanth RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE	Posted - 2011.06.28 10:40:00 - [37] If CCP stopped lying, Hilmar stepped down, and we got a solid promise there will never be non-vanity items sold in MT.. then sure I'd spend four PLEX on a monocle. Why not. It's not like I don't have overpriced junk already. -
Gogenchu	Posted - 2011.06.28 10:52:00 - [38] Edited by: Gogenchu on 28/06/2011 10:52:09 Originally by: Cmdr Zander ..... 20 megatron navy issue ? Ahahahahah Ahahahahah Ahahahahah Ahahahahah This pricing doesn t make sense at all Megatron navy issue? Is that megatron with camo?...
Marrious	Posted - 2011.06.28 11:39:00 - [39] Oh Butter Dog you bless us with your existence. Rays of light shine down from you. We are touched by your light. We are not worthy. Hahaha no. You are a sad sad excuse for a human being, and I am ashamed to call myself one if you are one as well. If you truly are the elite in EvE, why haven't you conquered all of 0.0 yourself? You play EvE just to see how high of a number you can make your wallet I bet. You probably have a dozen other characters that you log onto all at once to help you succeed. How about this, chancel all of them but your main and find actual people to play with. You might even make some friends along way. Better yet, get off your * and make some real life friends. Honestly, like so many other people who think as I do, that monocle you're wearing looks like utter **. I'll spend my isk on far more productive things. I'll spend it on my corp mates when they are tight, and they'll do the same for me. So go ahead all you monocle lovers out there, keep trolling, and I will continue to laugh at you. =D
Butter Dog Gallente The Littlest Hobos En Garde	Posted - 2011.06.28 11:42:00 - [40] Originally by: Marrious Oh Butter Dog you bless us with your existence. Rays of light shine down from you. We are touched by your light. We are not worthy. Hahaha no. You are a sad sad excuse for a human being, and I am ashamed to call myself one if you are one as well. If you truly are the elite in EvE, why haven't you conquered all of 0.0 yourself? You play EvE just to see how high of a number you can make your wallet I bet. You probably have a dozen other characters that you log onto all at once to help you succeed. How about this, chancel all of them but your main and find actual people to play with. You might even make some friends along way. Better yet, get off your * and make some real life friends. Honestly, like so many other people who think as I do, that monocle you're wearing looks like utter **. I'll spend my isk on far more productive things. I'll spend it on my corp mates when they are tight, and they'll do the same for me. So go ahead all you monocle lovers out there, keep trolling, and I will continue to laugh at you. =D you are angry because you are poor ---------- ~bitter dog~ etc
Athellant Nardieu	Posted - 2011.06.28 11:43:00 - [41] I'd rather slam my **** in a door than buy a monocle.
Najian Noctiscion	Posted - 2011.06.28 11:49:00 - [42] I'd buy binoculars, because obviously they're twice as awesome as a monocle.
Marckov	Posted - 2011.06.28 11:51:00 - [43] Originally by: Haagren I would rather pay 50Ç for a blowjob, not for a ****ing monocle bhahaha If you owned a monocle you wouldn't have to pay for sex.

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