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Edenmain
Euphoria Released HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2011.06.28 19:40:00 -
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So why not make monocles a bit useful?
If you have a monocle you can see cloaked ships for example?
Or you can see WH's in space as a warpable object within a certain range 5au for example?
Make different typed of monocle for such skills.
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Ezra Vouland
Lords 0f Justice Fidelas Constans
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Posted - 2011.06.28 19:41:00 -
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+1
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Ingvar Angst
Amarr Nasty Pope Holding Corp Talocan United
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Posted - 2011.06.28 19:41:00 -
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Originally by: Edenmain
So why not make monocles a bit useful?
If you have a monocle you can see cloaked ships for example?
Or you can see WH's in space as a warpable object within a certain range 5au for example?
Make different typed of monocle for such skills.
Proof that even though monocles are over-priced, stupid is absolutely free.
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Tugrath Akers
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Posted - 2011.06.28 19:42:00 -
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One should increase targeting range for sure
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Mukutep
Saberick Interest and Development Free Traders of EVE
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Posted - 2011.06.28 19:42:00 -
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For every level of Monocle, your douchebaggery index is increased by 10%
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Dark Soldat
Genos Occidere HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2011.06.28 19:43:00 -
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Why not make top hats?
If you have a top have you get +5 intelligence +50 charisma and +infinity classyness
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Rixiu
The Inuits
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Posted - 2011.06.28 19:44:00 -
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Monocles are $70, stupidity is infinite.
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Edenmain
Euphoria Released HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2011.06.28 19:45:00 -
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Originally by: Ingvar Angst
Originally by: Edenmain
So why not make monocles a bit useful?
If you have a monocle you can see cloaked ships for example?
Or you can see WH's in space as a warpable object within a certain range 5au for example?
Make different typed of monocle for such skills.
Proof that even though monocles are over-priced, stupid is absolutely free.
A person without a job perhaps? Stop being lazy and get a job. I have made an action plan for you.
1. Get off your arse. 2. Get job 3. Get monocle
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Ezra Vouland
Lords 0f Justice Fidelas Constans
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Posted - 2011.06.28 19:45:00 -
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A bow tie would also be nice
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Bad Messenger
draketrain
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Posted - 2011.06.28 19:46:00 -
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But but but monocle is doing all that already, you should try it too.
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Edenmain
Euphoria Released HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2011.06.28 19:48:00 -
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Originally by: Mukutep For every level of Monocle, your douchebaggery index is increased by 10%
I think you need to have clicked the "enable douchebaggery" button when you created your character mate. Unlike you i didn't.
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Viking Sven
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Posted - 2011.06.28 19:48:00 -
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Originally by: Edenmain
So why not make monocles a bit useful?
If you have a monocle you can see cloaked ships for example?
Or you can see WH's in space as a warpable object within a certain range 5au for example?
Make different typed of monocle for such skills.
Epic troll is epic.
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Maduin Ardens
Aurelius Federation Eternal Evocations
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Posted - 2011.06.28 19:50:00 -
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Originally by: Ingvar Angst
Originally by: Edenmain
So why not make monocles a bit useful?
If you have a monocle you can see cloaked ships for example?
Or you can see WH's in space as a warpable object within a certain range 5au for example?
Make different typed of monocle for such skills.
Proof that even though monocles are over-priced, stupid is absolutely free.
If you hadn't noticed, the OP was being facetious,
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Abrazzar
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Posted - 2011.06.28 19:50:00 -
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Originally by: Viking Sven Epic troll is epic.
Epic only in the obvious department. --------
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Ispai Ponue
Caldari Provisions
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Posted - 2011.06.28 19:50:00 -
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Originally by: Dark Soldat Why not make top hats?
I'd pay good money for a virtual bowler hat.
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Yabba Addict
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Posted - 2011.06.28 19:51:00 -
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Originally by: Edenmain
Originally by: Mukutep For every level of Monocle, your douchebaggery index is increased by 10%
I think you need to have clicked the "enable douchebaggery" button when you created your character mate. Unlike you i didn't.
Looks like yours was on by default
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The Dibbster
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Posted - 2011.06.28 19:51:00 -
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WTS Monocles for PLEX
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Edenmain
Euphoria Released HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2011.06.28 19:51:00 -
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A nice silver topped walking cane would also be a welcome addition. This would obvioulsy be double the points but would impact favourably on ones charisma.
I have it maxed out already.
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Akirei Scytale
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Posted - 2011.06.28 19:52:00 -
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Originally by: Edenmain
Originally by: Ingvar Angst
Originally by: Edenmain
So why not make monocles a bit useful?
If you have a monocle you can see cloaked ships for example?
Or you can see WH's in space as a warpable object within a certain range 5au for example?
Make different typed of monocle for such skills.
Proof that even though monocles are over-priced, stupid is absolutely free.
A person without a job perhaps? Stop being lazy and get a job. I have made an action plan for you.
1. Get off your arse. 2. Get job 3. Get monocle
Priorities. Get them.
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Cancel Align NOW
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Posted - 2011.06.28 19:52:00 -
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Edited by: Cancel Align NOW on 28/06/2011 19:52:06
Originally by: Abrazzar
Originally by: Viking Sven Epic troll is epic.
Epic only in the obvious department.
When I looked at who the OP was I was hoping that Hydra had trolled CCP by spending their entire Tournament winnings on Monocles. Am disappointed.
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Fermi Tesla
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Posted - 2011.06.28 19:52:00 -
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Originally by: Edenmain
So why not make monocles a bit useful?
If you have a monocle you can see cloaked ships for example?
Or you can see WH's in space as a warpable object within a certain range 5au for example?
Make different typed of monocle for such skills.
Now this type of thing in the NeX would break the game
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Ingvar Angst
Amarr Nasty Pope Holding Corp Talocan United
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Posted - 2011.06.28 19:53:00 -
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Monocles in the near future will be the thirteenth implant.
The 11th and 12th will be a pair of veldspar balls, available for $100 per nut.
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Viking Sven
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Posted - 2011.06.28 19:54:00 -
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"Some crappy ship blueprint??? WTF is this ****? Give us monocles you cheap bastards".
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Chogon Toil
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Posted - 2011.06.28 19:55:00 -
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Well folks, there you have it. Proof that AT9 was rigged. No one this utterly stupid could have won without some kind of behind the scenes bull going on.
See cloaked ships? Really? There's dumb and there's you. Keep it up, they'll define a whole new word just to put a definition on whatever it is you are.
How can you even figure out how to log in? My word.
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Yabba Addict
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Posted - 2011.06.28 19:56:00 -
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Originally by: Chogon Toil Well folks, there you have it. Proof that AT9 was rigged. No one this utterly stupid could have won without some kind of behind the scenes bull going on.
See cloaked ships? Really? There's dumb and there's you. Keep it up, they'll define a whole new word just to put a definition on whatever it is you are.
How can you even figure out how to log in? My word.
Lol, i hope you're trollin
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Lirael Dyrim
Gallente In Bacon We Trust
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Posted - 2011.06.28 19:56:00 -
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Trade Vangels for Monocle!
"Until they become conscious they will never rebel, and until after they have rebelled they cannot become conscious." |
Viking Sven
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Posted - 2011.06.28 19:56:00 -
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Originally by: Chogon Toil Well folks, there you have it. Proof that AT9 was rigged. No one this utterly stupid could have won without some kind of behind the scenes bull going on.
See cloaked ships? Really? There's dumb and there's you. Keep it up, they'll define a whole new word just to put a definition on whatever it is you are.
How can you even figure out how to log in? My word.
And here's your proof that is was an epic troll :P
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Maduin Ardens
Aurelius Federation Eternal Evocations
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Posted - 2011.06.28 19:57:00 -
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Originally by: Chogon Toil Well folks, there you have it. Proof that AT9 was rigged. No one this utterly stupid could have won without some kind of behind the scenes bull going on.
See cloaked ships? Really? There's dumb and there's you. Keep it up, they'll define a whole new word just to put a definition on whatever it is you are.
How can you even figure out how to log in? My word.
How can you NOT know he was joking?
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Edenmain
Euphoria Released HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2011.06.28 19:57:00 -
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Originally by: Chogon Toil Well folks, there you have it. Proof that AT9 was rigged. No one this utterly stupid could have won without some kind of behind the scenes bull going on.
See cloaked ships? Really? There's dumb and there's you. Keep it up, they'll define a whole new word just to put a definition on whatever it is you are.
How can you even figure out how to log in? My word.
Action plan for you my friend...
1. Get off arse 2. Get job 3. Get monocle 4. See claoked ships 5. Get corp 6 Get alliance
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Kraazyfuu
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Posted - 2011.06.28 19:58:00 -
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Remember the Empyrean Age trailer? Yeah that Abaddon pilot had a monocle.
Empyrean Age Trailer
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Yabba Addict
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Posted - 2011.06.28 19:58:00 -
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Get stuffed
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Akirei Scytale
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Posted - 2011.06.28 19:59:00 -
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Originally by: Maduin Ardens
How can you NOT know he was joking?
See: Poe's Law.
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TenTon Tommie
Minmatar
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Posted - 2011.06.28 20:10:00 -
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Originally by: Edenmain
So why not make monocles a bit useful?
If you have a monocle you can see cloaked ships for example?
Or you can see WH's in space as a warpable object within a certain range 5au for example?
Make different typed of monocle for such skills.
Technically you guys didn't win. Outbreak gave up, which allowed you to "win". So not much credibility in touting that around. :)
TTT
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Maduin Ardens
Aurelius Federation Eternal Evocations
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Posted - 2011.06.28 20:11:00 -
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Edited by: Maduin Ardens on 28/06/2011 20:10:51
Originally by: Akirei Scytale
Originally by: Maduin Ardens
How can you NOT know he was joking?
See: Poe's Law.
You cannot universalize a law like that outside the context with which it was drafted, otherwise the written word in its entirety becomes nothing more than syntax, symbols, and relations with no properties to define them.
EVE is a finite system with clear means and bounds.
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Cancel Align NOW
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Posted - 2011.06.28 20:11:00 -
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Originally by: Edenmain Edited by: Edenmain on 28/06/2011 19:58:40
Originally by: Chogon Toil Well folks, there you have it. Proof that AT9 was rigged. No one this utterly stupid could have won without some kind of behind the scenes bull going on.
See cloaked ships? Really? There's dumb and there's you. Keep it up, they'll define a whole new word just to put a definition on whatever it is you are.
How can you even figure out how to log in? My word.
Action plan for you my friend...
1. Get off arse 2. Get job 3. Get monocle 4. See claoked ships 5. Get corp 6. Get alliance
While it may still be physically possible for him to achieve part a, bart b hits the roadblock of low eq, low iq, lingering odour, wandering eye, and a lack of ability to keep up with the play and then a propensity to rage about incorrect tangents.
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El'Niaga
Minmatar Republic Military School
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Posted - 2011.06.28 20:12:00 -
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Pathetic joke of an AT9.....
You don't win when the other guy just lays down, its no longer a competition.....
No use for monocles....
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Cancel Align NOW
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Posted - 2011.06.28 20:13:00 -
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Originally by: TenTon Tommie
Originally by: Edenmain
So why not make monocles a bit useful?
If you have a monocle you can see cloaked ships for example?
Or you can see WH's in space as a warpable object within a certain range 5au for example?
Make different typed of monocle for such skills.
Technically you guys didn't win. Outbreak gave up, which allowed you to "win". So not much credibility in touting that around. :)
TTT
newsflash. Outbreak = Hydra Reloaded. They "won" before the final was played. In fact they can gloat as much as they like cause they had the 2 best teams in the tournament. Unlike you guys...
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Whitehound
The Whitehound Corporation Frontline Assembly Point
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Posted - 2011.06.28 20:15:00 -
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How about virtual dog turds for $10? You can place them on the station's promenade just for laughs. --
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Akirei Scytale
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Posted - 2011.06.28 20:18:00 -
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Originally by: Maduin Ardens
You cannot universalize a law like that outside the context with which it was drafted, otherwise the written word in its entirety becomes nothing more than syntax, symbols, and relations with no properties to define them.
EVE is a finite system with clear means and bounds.
See: conceptual understanding.
Sure can, when you understand the underlying meaning. You know, that it is difficult to distinguish between irrationality (religion, craziness, dumb) and general silliness (jokes, pranks, humor) because humor arises from unexpected conclusions or results. DEY LUK DA SAEM!
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TenTon Tommie
Minmatar
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Posted - 2011.06.28 20:19:00 -
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Originally by: Cancel Align NOW
newsflash. Outbreak = Hydra Reloaded. They "won" before the final was played. In fact they can gloat as much as they like cause they had the 2 best teams in the tournament. Unlike you guys...
No newsflash there man. While they're affiliated, the entity named Hydra Reloaded was getting spanked in the finals like a 5 year old that just ate all the Christmas cookies. Then Outbreak stopped, and let the entity named Hydra Reloaded score more points for the sake of silly ego around the name "Hydra Reloaded". It would have been far more entertaining if Outbreak showed up in Slashers and got smoked. And for that -1 on "Hydra Reloaded" for being the "winning" team.
TTT
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Raid'En
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Posted - 2011.06.28 20:21:00 -
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Originally by: Ingvar Angst
Proof that even though monocles are over-priced, stupid is absolutely free.
i loled
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Sarmatiko
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Posted - 2011.06.28 20:21:00 -
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Requesting free jester hats to all members of AT9 final teams. Might be useful.
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LtCol Laurentius
Caldari Zor Industries
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Posted - 2011.06.28 20:22:00 -
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Obvious troll is obvious
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Maduin Ardens
Aurelius Federation Eternal Evocations
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Posted - 2011.06.28 20:25:00 -
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Originally by: Akirei Scytale
Originally by: Maduin Ardens
You cannot universalize a law like that outside the context with which it was drafted, otherwise the written word in its entirety becomes nothing more than syntax, symbols, and relations with no properties to define them.
EVE is a finite system with clear means and bounds.
See: conceptual understanding.
Sure can, when you understand the underlying meaning. You know, that it is difficult to distinguish between irrationality (religion, craziness, dumb) and general silliness (jokes, pranks, humor) because humor arises from unexpected conclusions or results. DEY LUK DA SAEM!
Sometimes a cat is just a cat.
He was not referring to religion, and EVE as an entertainment product in no way resembles religious thought or construction. He was referring to a video game with obvious and finite limitations in scope and parity.
Making everything in life out to be insanely complicated and obfuscated is nothing more than a lack of common sense.
If you have to break out the psychology book every time you want to determine if someone is being serious with you or not in any written context that does not contain smileys, emotes, or otherwise, how could you ever read any such article in existence without a shred of doubt, including your own? You are universalizing a law based on a set of distinct properties, and applying it to everything around you.
The joke was obvious, you don't need a psychology book to argue that it wasn't, just a little common sense.
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Nix Lazarus
Gallente Center for Advanced Studies
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Posted - 2011.06.28 20:28:00 -
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7/10 Good troll, moderate lulz provided, will read again.
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So Sensational
Ministry of War
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Posted - 2011.06.28 20:28:00 -
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I think monoccle should shoot lasers. But like, this won't really work since you're in a pod though, so maybe just give every monoccle user an extra turret slot? Large or whatever (No cpu/pgu needed for the turret since it just represents the monoccle laser anyways).
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UglyRobot
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Posted - 2011.06.28 20:28:00 -
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Edited by: UglyRobot on 28/06/2011 20:30:33
Originally by: Kraazyfuu Remember the Empyrean Age trailer? Yeah that Abaddon pilot had a monocle.
Empyrean Age Trailer
Nay man, that was Empress Jamyl Sarum countering the Minmatar FC's boobs or GTFO.
Empress Jamyl Sarum action figures coming to a NEX store near you.
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Akirei Scytale
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Posted - 2011.06.28 20:31:00 -
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Originally by: Maduin Ardens
He was not referring to religion, and EVE as an entertainment product in no way resembles religious thought or construction. He was referring to a video game with obvious and finite limitations in scope and parity.
Get: conceptual understanding
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TenTon Tommie
Minmatar
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Posted - 2011.06.28 20:32:00 -
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Originally by: Sarmatiko Requesting free jester hats to all members of AT9 final teams. Might be useful.
LMAO
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Maduin Ardens
Aurelius Federation Eternal Evocations
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Posted - 2011.06.28 20:34:00 -
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Originally by: Akirei Scytale
Originally by: Maduin Ardens
He was not referring to religion, and EVE as an entertainment product in no way resembles religious thought or construction. He was referring to a video game with obvious and finite limitations in scope and parity.
Get: conceptual understanding
Get: I can argue the sky is red if I put on rose-tinted glasses.
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Anna Maziarczyk
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Posted - 2011.06.28 20:34:00 -
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Originally by: Edenmain
So why not make monocles a bit useful?
If you have a monocle you can see cloaked ships for example?
Or you can see WH's in space as a warpable object within a certain range 5au for example?
Make different typed of monocle for such skills.
Yeah, because what the players are *really* upset about is the lack of P2W items on the NEX....
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Angry Rasta
Gallente
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Posted - 2011.06.28 20:37:00 -
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I need to setup a new business. Selling anti-pod goo cleaning kits for your monocles. Did you see the size of that chicken? |
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Posted - 2011.06.28 20:38:00 -
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Originally by: TenTon Tommie
Originally by: Cancel Align NOW
newsflash. Outbreak = Hydra Reloaded. They "won" before the final was played. In fact they can gloat as much as they like cause they had the 2 best teams in the tournament. Unlike you guys...
No newsflash there man. While they're affiliated, the entity named Hydra Reloaded was getting spanked in the finals like a 5 year old that just ate all the Christmas cookies. Then Outbreak stopped, and let the entity named Hydra Reloaded score more points for the sake of silly ego around the name "Hydra Reloaded". It would have been far more entertaining if Outbreak showed up in Slashers and got smoked. And for that -1 on "Hydra Reloaded" for being the "winning" team.
TTT
Perhaps they should have announced at the start of the final that they were hydra "a" and hydra "b"
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1600 RT
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Posted - 2011.06.28 20:39:00 -
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bad troll but people are stupid enough to think you are serius 6/10
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CLONE 9
Amarr Viziam
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Posted - 2011.06.28 20:47:00 -
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Originally by: Ingvar Angst
Originally by: Edenmain
So why not make monocles a bit useful?
If you have a monocle you can see cloaked ships for example?
Or you can see WH's in space as a warpable object within a certain range 5au for example?
Make different typed of monocle for such skills.
Proof that even though monocles are over-priced, stupid is absolutely free.
Simply brilliant
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Ariel Nova
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Posted - 2011.06.28 20:52:00 -
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Originally by: Ispai Ponue
Originally by: Dark Soldat Why not make top hats?
I'd pay good money for a virtual bowler hat.
this is why we won't see new content, just new clothes for everyone to play dress-up in single person room environments. the more you buy, the more CCP thinks it's a 'win' idea.
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Grog Barrel
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Posted - 2011.06.29 01:43:00 -
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every time i am wearing my monocle, my ***** should enlarge itself for 5 inches, making it 16inches in total.
Awesome idea, please CCP, address it!
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