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cecil b d'milf	Posted - 2011.06.29 16:14:00 - [31] lol... space chavs
Soji Kanagawa Caldari 0uter Ring Excavations	Posted - 2011.06.29 16:15:00 - [32] Originally by: Butter Dog Originally by: Jade Constantine In this thread is the truth! all i see are jealous non-monocle owners I've yet to see one single character with a monocle that looks remotely good. I suppose we are jealous our character do not look as ridiculous as yours. But hey...at least you didn't pay for.....
Yabba Addict	Posted - 2011.06.29 16:17:00 - [33] Originally by: Kaomond The female chav (chavette) will have peroxide blonde hair scrunched so tight into a pony tail with colourful scrunchies that her forehead stretches. She will wear a dark blue tracksuit with white stripes, an enormous puffa jacket, hoop earrings, and white trainers. Lol, this is so spot on Subscription 2.0 û the future is TODAY!
Lyrrashae Minmatar Crushed Ambitions	Posted - 2011.06.29 16:19:00 - [34] Much truth in this thread :)
Titus Phook	Posted - 2011.06.29 16:30:00 - [35] Edited by: Titus Phook on 29/06/2011 16:30:51 Originally by: Kaomond The female chav (chavette) will have peroxide blonde hair scrunched so tight into a pony tail with colourful scrunchies that her forehead stretches. She will wear a dark blue tracksuit with white stripes, an enormous puffa jacket, hoop earrings, and white trainers. Female chavs are forbidden from wearing socks, and all chavs must wear as much fake gold jewellery as they can fit on their bodies. You forgot the obligatory multiple foulmouthed little sods, the crop top exposing cellulite/beer gut, tracksuit bottoms worn low enough on the hips to show the world that you not only have a fat arse but wear a thong as well. Earrings must be of a size you can jump a mini-moto through. The puffa jacket is ideal for hiding shoplifted goods in. oh and the word "mush" when addressing someone --------------------------------------------- CCP just shat in the sandbox, so they could try and sell us a gold plated shovel to remove said turd. :(
Mushimushi XOXO Hugs'n Kisses	Posted - 2011.06.29 16:32:00 - [36] Does chribba need a moronocle?
Adunh Slavy	Posted - 2011.06.29 17:08:00 - [37] Edited by: Adunh Slavy on 29/06/2011 17:14:36 Originally by: Kaomond <Comprehensive bestiary of Chav> I see, I must admit having run across a few in a pub near Gatwick some years ago. It was Guy Fawkes night so wasn't quite sure what this group of interlopers in the pub was all about. I thought perhaps some sort of new English tradition, dressing up like tacky suburban American teens, pretending to be gangsters, was a new and clever English satirical twist upon Parliament's gaffes. I paid it little heed and blamed my colonial American self too ignorant to comprehend. But now I recognize that I had come across a gaggle of Pre-TotalTard Chav. My faith in CCP will return SoonÖ We'll watch what you do not what you say.
Medarr Amarr Vengance Inc. Wayfarer Stellar Initiative	Posted - 2011.06.29 17:14:00 - [38] Originally by: WIlliam Rusell Ah monocles, the trinket of the nouveau riche. Only those truly insecure about their wealth need waste what little they have on such laughable "accessories". Apparently only those who possess true wealth know that even talking about money, especially publicly, is in the poorest of taste. Truly New Eden's equivalent to the "chav". Haaahaahahaahaha +1
Zakua Corbin	Posted - 2011.06.29 17:38:00 - [39] Originally by: Butter Dog Originally by: Jade Constantine In this thread is the truth! all i see are jealous non-monocle owners lmao. Ok Butter, I dont care if you have a monocle or not but c'mon bro, you have to laugh at your toon when u look at his pic...omg haha looks like something from a TWINK website ad, that little "I just swallowed" pouty look...
WIlliam Rusell The Order of Scull and Bones The Bilderberg Group.	Posted - 2011.06.29 20:32:00 - [40] Everyone must be made aware of the uncouth chav invasion of New Eden. Urge your CSM delegates to push for mandatory sterilization for all monocle owners!

Gurgeh Murat Minmatar	Posted - 2011.06.29 23:32:00 - [41] Funnily enough, the more "quality posts" I read by bemonocled asshats, the more I aggree that monocles are a true herald of the rise of the space chav. Chavs are antagonistic, tasteless, quite loud and unable to appreciate true value. Just like every monocle wearing poster in the last few days. Coming to the NEX store soon....quafe "buckfast" edition.
Irie Irie Irie Caldari Trillionaire High-Rollers Suicidal Bassoon Orkesta	Posted - 2011.06.30 04:48:00 - [42] Every time I go to the fish and chip shop I have to wade through a sea of chav scum with their stupid monocles and cheap perfume smell. ~~~
Arias Dren	Posted - 2011.06.30 05:23:00 - [43] Edited by: Arias Dren on 30/06/2011 05:23:14 Originally by: Craven Aleros Edited by: Craven Aleros on 29/06/2011 15:40:52 Originally by: Valhasi Ju'ma'ha CHAV is an English expression which means Council House and Violent I believe? Never heard that one but it is meant to have originated from Chatham, a lot of Chav's in the Southeast I lived in Chatham for 3 years. Even the locals wouldn't spit on a monocle wearer. Originally by: WIlliam Rusell Ah monocles, the trinket of the nouveau riche. Only those truly insecure about their wealth need waste what little they have on such laughable "accessories". Apparently only those who possess true wealth know that even talking about money, especially publicly, is in the poorest of taste. Truly New Eden's equivalent to the "chav". Excellent point. Originally by: Irie Irie Irie Every time I go to the fish and chip shop I have to wade through a sea of chav scum with their stupid monocles and cheap perfume smell. You and me both buddy. Lol.
El'Niaga Minmatar Republic Military School	Posted - 2011.06.30 05:38:00 - [44] I believe half of the sold monocles were bought by CCP employee alts, the other half bought them more to annoy the rest of us.
Portmanteau Gallente CTRL-Q	Posted - 2011.06.30 06:35:00 - [45] Glad to see CCP have made sure the chav bling shop is working properly while leaving less important matter such as skills actually working for another time. In other news it seems someone has written a song about our face tat wearing plebs... moon chavs
Adunh Slavy	Posted - 2011.06.30 06:40:00 - [46] Edited by: Adunh Slavy on 30/06/2011 06:43:08 Originally by: El'Niaga I believe half of the sold monocles were bought by CCP employee alts, the other half bought them more to annoy the rest of us. Some have done a terribly fine job of pulling in anti-protestors and beating them with the truth about "pants" as well. My faith in CCP will return SoonÖ We'll watch what you do not what you say.


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