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CosDashit Palpatine
Crypsus
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Posted - 2011.06.29 20:43:00 -
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...they are seen wearing one while flying the Opux Luxary Yacht.
If you truly have that much ISK to waste, you would be able to offer enough to buy that boat to transport your monocle collection in. Until then, you are simply a fool, with delusions of grandeur.
The challange is to take a screen of yourself undocking at Jita 4-4 with the yacht and a monocle. If ISK means nothing to you, the risks would mean nothing as well.
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Jasdemi
Interstellar Whine Brewery Monocle Overlords
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Posted - 2011.06.29 20:45:00 -
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Another angry, jealous peasant.
Here, 2 ISK for you. Buy bread or something.
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CosDashit Palpatine
Crypsus
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Posted - 2011.06.29 20:50:00 -
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Originally by: Jasdemi Another angry, jealous peasant.
Here, 2 ISK for you. Buy bread or something.
No yacht?
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Ezra Vouland
Lords 0f Justice Fidelas Constans
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Posted - 2011.06.29 20:53:00 -
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Maybe when you buy buy them with aurum, since the only 3 in game arent really obtainable. Probably easier to do Entity some favors and get a Fedathron. |

Valentina Valentia
Caldari State War Academy
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Posted - 2011.06.29 20:53:00 -
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Jasdemi, thank you for your purchase of 1 [hopefully more] monocles, please keep CCP funded, I need EVE and I personally appreciate your thrift... I have some new clothing to sell you also if you like, it's the finest clothing, said to be owned by and Emperor once!!!  |

CosDashit Palpatine
Crypsus
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Posted - 2011.06.29 20:55:00 -
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Originally by: Ezra Vouland Maybe when you buy buy them with aurum, since the only 3 in game arent really obtainable. Probably easier to do Entity some favors and get a Fedathron.
hence why i would consider that soemthing of an accomplishment. To have enough ISK to convince one of the owners to depart with it :) |

Slade Trillgon
Endless Possibilities Inc.
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Posted - 2011.06.29 20:56:00 -
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First off those that own the yacht would have to be willing to sell it. I hope I am not wrong, but I believe that Entity has one of the few, if not the only one left. So your request is pretty much impossible to do.
Secondly, I know a few players that are posting with monocles that would buy the yacth, if one was being sold, that would undock in Jita with it and their monocles on.
Slade
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Arias Dren
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Posted - 2011.06.29 20:58:00 -
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Edited by: Arias Dren on 29/06/2011 20:59:08 Edited by: Arias Dren on 29/06/2011 20:58:28
Originally by: CosDa**** Palpatine ...they are seen wearing one while flying the Opux Luxary Yacht.
If you truly have that much ISK to waste, you would be able to offer enough to buy that boat to transport your monocle collection in. Until then, you are simply a fool, with delusions of grandeur.
The challange is to take a screen of yourself undocking at Jita 4-4 with the yacht and a monocle. If ISK means nothing to you, the risks would mean nothing as well.
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Come on guys, I mean, unless you're poor...? 
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Abrazzar
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Posted - 2011.06.29 20:59:00 -
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Looks like the monocle is becoming the signature item for the obvious troll.
Damn. Now I have to buy one, too. --------
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WIlliam Rusell
The Order of Scull and Bones The Bilderberg Group.
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Posted - 2011.06.29 21:02:00 -
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Originally by: Jasdemi Another angry, jealous peasant.
Here, 2 ISK for you. Buy bread or something.
This man cannot afford a yacht
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Freddie Failquitter
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Posted - 2011.06.29 21:02:00 -
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The real burning question is this: how many failquitters that haven't quit bought a fail monocle?? 
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Kalle Demos
Amarr Helix Protocol
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Posted - 2011.06.29 21:05:00 -
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Originally by: CosDa**** Palpatine ...they are seen wearing one while flying the Opux Luxary Yacht.
If you truly have that much ISK to waste, you would be able to offer enough to buy that boat to transport your monocle collection in. Until then, you are simply a fool, with delusions of grandeur.
The challange is to take a screen of yourself undocking at Jita 4-4 with the yacht and a monocle. If ISK means nothing to you, the risks would mean nothing as well.
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I dont even know what a Opux 'Luxury' Yacht is, I guess I will just have to purchase one when they become available on the NEX market .
LETS POST ON CAOD GANG! |

Riddick Liddell
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Posted - 2011.06.29 21:05:00 -
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Can I have gold teeth and pants that hang down around my knees to? Yo? |

CosDashit Palpatine
Crypsus
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Posted - 2011.06.29 21:05:00 -
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Originally by: WIlliam Rusell
Originally by: Jasdemi Another angry, jealous peasant.
Here, 2 ISK for you. Buy bread or something.
This man cannot afford a yacht
But his gift of 2 shillings, er i mean 2 ISK has gotten me 2 ISK closer to.....not buying a moncole ever. :P
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Ezra Vouland
Lords 0f Justice Fidelas Constans
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Posted - 2011.06.29 21:06:00 -
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Originally by: Freddie Failquitter The real burning question is this: how many failquitters that haven't quit bought a fail monocle?? 
This was the plan
Introduce monocles >leak newsletter about MT > people boycott MT and monocles >trolls troll people > people buy monocles > success
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Aqriue
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Posted - 2011.06.29 21:07:00 -
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The funny thing is you do not need to spend the cash to buy 6 plexes, convert 5 to aurum, then buy a monocole. Anybody can save up the 3 billion or so isk (what ever the current plex price is, haven't looked) and get a monocole, even if they work part time in real life with more free time in game. You just now have the option of 5 months of game time or looking like Mr. Peanut
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CosDashit Palpatine
Crypsus
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Posted - 2011.06.29 21:11:00 -
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Originally by: Aqriue The funny thing is you do not need to spend the cash to buy 6 plexes, convert 5 to aurum, then buy a monocole. Anybody can save up the 3 billion or so isk (what ever the current plex price is, haven't looked) and get a monocole, even if they work part time in real life with more free time in game. You just now have the option of 5 months of game time or looking like Mr. Peanut
And getting the joys of misusing the word peasant because they think it sounds cool, when in fact it makes them sound poorly educated. You almost have to feel sorry for them. If it weren't so funny.
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Surfin's PlunderBunny
Minmatar The Python Cartel. The Defenders of Pen Island
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Posted - 2011.06.29 21:15:00 -
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Originally by: CosDa**** Palpatine
Originally by: Aqriue The funny thing is you do not need to spend the cash to buy 6 plexes, convert 5 to aurum, then buy a monocole. Anybody can save up the 3 billion or so isk (what ever the current plex price is, haven't looked) and get a monocole, even if they work part time in real life with more free time in game. You just now have the option of 5 months of game time or looking like Mr. Peanut
And getting the joys of misusing the word peasant because they think it sounds cool, when in fact it makes them sound poorly educated. You almost have to feel sorry for them. If it weren't so funny.
I do feel for the blind but I cannot have you working in my mines, let's face it. You cannot see to find the best ore so you would best be used as my monocle rack
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Aelius
Caldari Mnemonic Enterprises Dark Matter Coalition
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Posted - 2011.06.29 21:17:00 -
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Originally by: Jasdemi Another angry, jealous peasant.
Here, 2 ISK for you. Buy bread or something.
^^ this guy wins at EVE... He lives in Kamboja and spent the month salary to buy his monocle... hell finally now he can enjoy the dream of not leaving in a third world country.
With all the famine, poverty, war, natural disasters that rage across the globe theres nothing better than spending 60 euros in a game monocle that does NOTHING... Well not completely true... it makes of you a jackass.
but yes congrats... you have a monacle. Bow to his stupidity.
___________________________________________ Hilmar in his childhood
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CosDashit Palpatine
Crypsus
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Posted - 2011.06.29 21:19:00 -
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Originally by: Surfin's PlunderBunny
Originally by: CosDa**** Palpatine
Originally by: Aqriue The funny thing is you do not need to spend the cash to buy 6 plexes, convert 5 to aurum, then buy a monocole. Anybody can save up the 3 billion or so isk (what ever the current plex price is, haven't looked) and get a monocole, even if they work part time in real life with more free time in game. You just now have the option of 5 months of game time or looking like Mr. Peanut
And getting the joys of misusing the word peasant because they think it sounds cool, when in fact it makes them sound poorly educated. You almost have to feel sorry for them. If it weren't so funny.
I do feel for the blind but I cannot have you working in my mines, let's face it. You cannot see to find the best ore so you would best be used as my monocle rack
And even blind i can still see well enough to say, that monocle looks terrible on you young lady.
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Aelius
Caldari Mnemonic Enterprises Dark Matter Coalition
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Posted - 2011.06.29 21:21:00 -
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Originally by: Jasdemi Another angry, jealous peasant.
Here, 2 ISK for you. Buy bread or something.
Oh BTW i have 120M SP's how many do you have with that monacle? 
Jealous now?!            
___________________________________________ Hilmar in his childhood
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LIOZTH
Caldari Divide By Zero Emergent Dawn
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Posted - 2011.06.29 21:24:00 -
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Originally by: Jasdemi Another angry, jealous peasant.
Here, 2 ISK for you. Buy bread or something.
Dude here is another 2 isk for you! Go buy yourself another line... 
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ArchJudge
Gallente FinFleet Raiden.
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Posted - 2011.06.29 21:26:00 -
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Best 60$ i ever spent
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CosDashit Palpatine
Crypsus
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Posted - 2011.06.29 21:28:00 -
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Originally by: ArchJudge Best 60$ i ever spent
Thats pretty sad.
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ArchJudge
Gallente FinFleet Raiden.
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Posted - 2011.06.29 21:29:00 -
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You should make a thread about it
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CosDashit Palpatine
Crypsus
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Posted - 2011.06.29 21:32:00 -
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Originally by: ArchJudge You should make a thread about it
Touche. Still sad though.
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xXLegitCeoXx
Hups Oho
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Posted - 2011.06.29 21:36:00 -
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Originally by: CosDa**** Palpatine
Originally by: ArchJudge You should make a thread about it
Touche. Still sad though.
So sad, i need a wiper on my monocle. __________________________________________________
I'm your legit alliance dealer!
"I never heard an honest man use the word legit"
Monocle Pride! |

ElJo123
Accompanied By Unicorns
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Posted - 2011.06.29 21:37:00 -
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Originally by: Aelius
Originally by: Jasdemi Another angry, jealous peasant.
Here, 2 ISK for you. Buy bread or something.
^^ this guy wins at EVE... He lives in Kamboja Cambodia and spent the this months' salary to buy his monocle... hell, finally, now he can enjoy the dream of not leaving living in a third world country.
Fixed some spelling for you. Not commenting on content, imo "Kamboja" speaks for itself.
Originally by: Aelius
With all the famine, poverty, war, natural disasters that rage across the globe theres nothing better than spending 60 euros in a game monocle that does NOTHING... Well not completely true... it makes of you a jackass.
but yes congrats... you have a monacle. Bow to his stupidity.
Shouldn't you be in some Kambojan slum right now tending to the poor while curing cancer or something? Instead of posting on a forum playing a 15 euro/month game? What with the famine and all?
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Aelius
Caldari Mnemonic Enterprises Dark Matter Coalition
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Posted - 2011.06.29 21:41:00 -
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Edited by: Aelius on 29/06/2011 21:41:34
Originally by: ElJo123
Originally by: Aelius
Originally by: Jasdemi Another angry, jealous peasant.
Here, 2 ISK for you. Buy bread or something.
^^ this guy wins at EVE... He lives in Kamboja Cambodia and spent the this months' salary to buy his monocle... hell, finally, now he can enjoy the dream of not leaving living in a third world country.
Fixed some spelling for you. Not commenting on content, imo "Kamboja" speaks for itself.
Originally by: Aelius
With all the famine, poverty, war, natural disasters that rage across the globe theres nothing better than spending 60 euros in a game monocle that does NOTHING... Well not completely true... it makes of you a jackass.
but yes congrats... you have a monacle. Bow to his stupidity.
Shouldn't you be in some Kambojan slum right now tending to the poor while curing cancer or something? Instead of posting on a forum playing a 15 euro/month game? What with the famine and all?
I don't pay 15 euros per month. I use plex and save the 15 euros for red cross. happy now?
___________________________________________ Hilmar in his childhood
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SencneS
Rebellion Against Big Irreversible Dinks
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Posted - 2011.06.29 21:42:00 -
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Edited by: SencneS on 29/06/2011 21:43:21 People that know who I am know I can afford the small sum of ISK for a Monocle, but they are simply ugly..
This on the other hand would have forced me to spent ISK, and if I didn't have enough I would jumped into my Checking account and purchased AUR directly...
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