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Torothin
Phathcom Enterprises
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Posted - 2011.06.30 17:30:00 -
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Edited by: Torothin on 30/06/2011 17:32:34 Around the time I was twelve, my sister had really hot friends staying over. I would dress in ninja gear and wriggle 'saving private ryan beach commando style' into her bedroom and listen to their conversations. Some were educational, most were inane.
A few hours ago, I was standing in a cd store and a girl came up to me and said "Are you Chris?" to which I replied "It depends" (and immediately regretted as I knew that if she asked me 'depends on what', I had nothing).
The fear must have shown because she asked "Depends on what?" and I replied like a r*t@rd "On whether it is on or off the record, I have been misquoted by you people before." and she looked at me as if I was a r*t@rd before telling me that she had been a friend of my sisters and remembered me and then actually asked "Are you still annoying?" so I asked her if she still "squeezed her nipples while thinking about kissing Michael Wilson". After a pretty long pause I asked her out but she said no.
Chris
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Akita T
Caldari Navy Volunteer Task Force
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Posted - 2011.06.30 17:57:00 -
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The fight or flight response strikes again ! One more victim.
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Make ISK||Build||React||1k papercuts
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Ayieka
Caldari
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Posted - 2011.06.30 18:33:00 -
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wow, you're a doofus.
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CCP Shiny
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Posted - 2011.06.30 18:47:00 -
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This calls for desperate measures! Get your sister to connect to her address, hire a guy in a ninja costume, buy a random romcom DVD, write a note saying "I figured you should know that usually he who is the biggest idiot gets the hottest girl" and have note and DVD delivered by the ninja guy.
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Torothin
Phathcom Enterprises
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Posted - 2011.06.30 18:57:00 -
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oh geez. Even the devs are insulting me!
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Ray McCormack
Nordar Innovations.
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Posted - 2011.06.30 19:02:00 -
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Originally by: CCP Shiny buy a random romcom DVD
Sage advice apart from this, make it something decently ironic or satirical, like High Fidelity.
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Blacksquirrel
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Posted - 2011.06.30 20:08:00 -
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Ahh the forc.... Erm I mean the Social Awkwardness is strong in this one!
Next time come up with something witty, and funny instead of just "*******".
Although your response to the rest of us is hilarious so maybe dont do what I just suggested, and fill us in the next time you say dumb ****.
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Bloodpetal
Mimidae Risk Solutions
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Posted - 2011.06.30 22:30:00 -
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Lol.
This is from ...
27bslash6
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Brujo Loco
Amarr Brujeria Teologica
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Posted - 2011.07.01 03:16:00 -
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Originally by: Bloodpetal Lol.
This is from ...
27bslash6
lol yep , strangely though, this is the moment where I ask you where you know this site from ... har har har
---Eve is not dying, its being murdered ----
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stoicfaux
Gallente
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Posted - 2011.07.01 03:39:00 -
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Odd. Sounds like a good beginning to me. Don't all anime romances center around awkward social tension and shouting and fighting, etc.?
Pro Tip: If you're going to dress like a ninja, and move like a ninja, then take the damn time to watch the relevant anime so you're not completely surprised when the cute, assertive, independently strong love interest with that quirky but cool girl ninja power shows up and outs you as a dork right before the tentacles attack and you have to rescue her.
----- Request for Eve Development Roadmap. Let CSM know that we want one.
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Karthwritte
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Posted - 2011.07.01 04:00:00 -
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Welcome to the club?
Sometimes I wish social problems were easy to execute. Not have a DANG flagellation every time you want to be cool to a girl you feel attracted. Like nature in her full harshness where to get a partner you got to break yourself and all competition.
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Zarah Jade
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Posted - 2011.07.01 04:46:00 -
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oh torothin dont be so hard on yourself...theres always hookers!
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Death Bliss
Caldari
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Posted - 2011.07.01 06:30:00 -
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Make a thread about it.
OH WAI--
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Siestre Vitale
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Posted - 2011.07.01 08:57:00 -
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LOL
+1
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Kalle Demos
Amarr Helix Protocol
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Posted - 2011.07.01 09:38:00 -
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I really like this thread and think people should link it in GD, it deserves far more attention than some of the boring **** up there .
LETS POST ON CAOD GANG! |
Alpine 69
Rubbish Superheroes
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Posted - 2011.07.01 14:18:00 -
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Because of this thread I now feel slightly less bad about myself.
Founder of the SongsforstuffÖ initiative. Will write and sing songs for stuff. |
Templar Dane
Amarr Amarrian Retribution
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Posted - 2011.07.01 22:43:00 -
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I do not dance. I never learned how, because I never wanted to learn how.
I WILL not ever ever ever ever attempt it. I will strip naked and streak, but I REFUSE to dance.
So, a few years back I was in a bar in which two bachelorette parties had showed up...and I just happened to be the best looking guy in there. = )
This blonde chick [that was also supermegaoutofmyleaguehot]that had flashed me a couple of times approached me just as I had initiated conversation with the other group[because it had a sssssssssssuuuuuuuppppppppeeeeeerrrrrrr cute redhead, and I am a sucker for them]
"Wanna dance?"
My achillies heel, my kryptonite......panic. The idea was that my reply should be funny, but because I was in panic mode....
"I'd rather face a firing squad."
Epic fumble. I never saw her boobies again.
It did pay off though, because the redhead I had just started chatting with thought it was pretty hilarious and I got more than a peek from her.
Learned a pretty good lesson that night. If you're gonna fumble, make damn sure her rivals see it.
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Goodwill City
Amarr The Society of Goodwill
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Posted - 2011.07.02 12:37:00 -
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OMG guys - a girl spoke to me! Omg omg
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Cashcow Golden Goose
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Posted - 2011.07.04 22:50:00 -
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The very least you could have done was change the names and a few choice adjectives to avoid having yourself exposed absolutely immediately. Nice going.
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Headerman
Minmatar Quovis Shadow of xXDEATHXx
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Posted - 2011.07.05 11:18:00 -
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Man who's quoting David Thorne? Leave my 7 legged spider-god alone!!1!
On a more serious note, today i was on L4 fixing a marketing girls computer. She was a usualy drop dead gorgeous tall blonde who seemed friendly enough to an IT manager like me, she was making comments about my last name, so i asked her what BSOD code and error message she was getting.
She looked at me and said 'nothing'. so after setting the PC up to NOT reboot on BSOD, i left her at that.
Back 15 minutes later after a fone call from said chicky babe.
'It's done it again!' 'oh man, that must be annoying' was my number 3 response line. 'ahh it's cool, now i have a reason not to work! *giggle*'
So anyway, i sit down with my pad and pen (very useful, especially in this day and age). Start writing down the BSOD code... 0x000000D1.... hmm familiar... then i noted the PAGE_FAULT_IN_NON_PAGED_AREA. 'hmmm...'... and then the culprit! 'iastor.sys'! By this time, said hot babe was sitting on the desk right nex to the computer.
While scribbling all this down like a man possessed, i happened to glance at her post-it pad, and she had written in big letters: SEX.
Anyway, like a true troll i ignore it and do some more things. After explaining to this amazon that i have all the info i needed, i rebooted said PC and set it to reboot on failure and set Word to auto save every minute.
By this time the sheila had slipped her rather shapely rump off the desk and was talking to another equally hot marketing girl.
With her back turned, i picked up a strategically placed highlighter (sitting beside the post-it pad mind you), and highlighted: SEX.
Then i recap the highlighter, sit it back down EXACTLY where it was, and then underline the highlighted word: SEX several times with my own biro.
All done, i say goodbuy to the lass and run.
Tomorrow morning i am going to call her and ask her out, and she will say no too.
(ps, i like Tuesdays, and L4).
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