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Seraphim's Wrath
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Posted - 2011.07.08 13:13:00 -
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End of the world is coming in 2012. Quick, send me all your stuff for safe keeping before it's too late |
Riza Tok Snappu
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Posted - 2011.07.08 13:13:00 -
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Sex and a joke, I win.
http://poorlydressed.failblog.org/2011/07/06/fashion-fail-a-plastic-itch/
<- Monneyhs |
Boaz Hedion Merkava
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Posted - 2011.07.08 13:15:00 -
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Edited by: Boaz Hedion Merkava on 08/07/2011 13:18:12
Edited by: Boaz Hedion Merkava on 08/07/2011 13:17:39
Can I post an image? Please?
Because this made me laugh loud!
 Please visit your user settings to re-enable images.
So my neighbour came home yesterday, looked very sad. I asked him what happened to him and he said that bad things were happening to him all week. His wife left him, he wrecked his car, can't pay his bills his and dog died. The only positive thing, he said, was his aids test.
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El Puerco
Caldari
State War Academy
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Posted - 2011.07.08 13:15:00 -
[64]
PIE!
that's all |
Khira Kitamatsu
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Posted - 2011.07.08 13:17:00 -
[65]
"the maple flavored bacon...yeah.." <<< click this |
Serpents smile
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Posted - 2011.07.08 13:20:00 -
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Sorry for my english, but well iŠm from the Netherlands, we are used to throw cows at each other to communicate.
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Xaifas Kyr'Ozch
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Posted - 2011.07.08 13:20:00 -
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Edited by: Xaifas Kyr''Ozch on 08/07/2011 13:21:14
A crippled guy was chasing a mute pedestrian because the latter cursed his deaf friend!
Two birds on a tree. The first one ask the second one:
- What's the time?
The second one grabs a thermometer out of his pocket:
- Wednesday
Moral of the story?
Don't cat your bottle! |
Valzin
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Posted - 2011.07.08 13:21:00 -
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A guy walks into an elevator and stands next to a beautiful woman. After a few minutes he turns to her and says, "Can I smell your #$%^@?"
The woman looks at him in disgust and says, "Certainly not!"
"Hmmm," he replies. "It must be your feet, then." |
Vawd
Caldari
Proficient Armament Solutions Inc.
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Posted - 2011.07.08 13:23:00 -
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Edited by: Vawd on 08/07/2011 13:23:41
Edited by: Vawd on 08/07/2011 13:23:08
I cannot think of anything funny to say, however this comic made me laugh.
http://imgur.com/wrOIX |
Wacktopia
Dark Side Of The Womb
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Posted - 2011.07.08 13:24:00 -
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Atticus Fynch is a tool. |
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Jessica Shape
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Posted - 2011.07.08 13:26:00 -
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do something constructive, buy a procession of pirate bs's and sd them one by one on the 4-4 undock. or eject from them in ss's for people to go hunt for. thats what id do if i were off. |
Murev Vorchilde
Caldari
End Game.
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Posted - 2011.07.08 13:27:00 -
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incarna was the best patch ever |
pix101
Pleadians Inc.
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Posted - 2011.07.08 13:28:00 -
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Anyone got a good name for a goblin shaman? |
ShadowStalkerwings
Gallente
Consolidated Holdings
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Posted - 2011.07.08 13:31:00 -
[74]
1 Word ......... Monocle |
Efraya
Minmatar
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Posted - 2011.07.08 13:32:00 -
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Posting in a thread full of scroungers.
(I'm not scrounging here, honest.) |
Lea Swiftfoot
Amarr
Callide Vulpis
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Posted - 2011.07.08 13:34:00 -
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A Sesamee Street bus
Once there was this bus which happened to be from Sesamee Street. On the bus were some very strange people with very strange things to do. First there were two identical twins whose names were both Pattie. They were very big and muscular, especially for women. Next there was a man named Ross. He was a extrodinary guy so he was dubbed "Special Ross". After that there was a hefty, overweight man named Leonard. Since his cheeks were so puffy people decided to nickname him "Leonard Cheeks". Finally, all the people on the bus had bunions at which they feverously picked and scratched.
What do we call this bus filled with strange people? Of course; we call them: "Two all-beef Patties, Special Ross, Leonard Cheeks, pickin' bunions, on a Sesamee Street bus!"
The next time I have meat and mashed potatoes, I think I'll put a very large blob of potatoes on my plate with just a little piece of meat. And if someone asks me why I didn't get more meat, I'll just say, "Oh, you mean this?" and pull out a big piece of meat from inside the blob of potatoes, where I've hidden it. Good magic trick, huh?
Love can sweep you off your feet and carry you along in a way you've never known before. But the ride always ends, and you end up feeling lonely and bitter. Wait. It's not love I'm describing. I'm thinking of a monorail.
just some stuff i found funny |
Bob the'Cyno
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Posted - 2011.07.08 13:35:00 -
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And I was about to give you all my ISK, sad day..... |
Baugoti
Amarr
Middle Finger Technology
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Posted - 2011.07.08 13:36:00 -
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For his birthday, Little Johnny asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $280,000 & your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it."
The next day the father saw Little Johnny heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?"
Little Johnny told him, "I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling Mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too. And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with a $280,000 mortgage & no bike." |
Zabby Gabby
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Posted - 2011.07.08 13:37:00 -
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Might I ask how you managed to acquire so much isk?
Trading? Scamming? Non-stop 23/7 Mission Running?
I have to know 
Anyway... Something funny, makes me crack up every time (From omgrawr)
 Quote:
GM Guard > I must ask you not to use the petition option like this again but i personally would finish the chicken sandwich first so it wonŠt go to waste. The spaghetti will keep and you can use it the next time you get hungry. Best regards.
(A Mod's reply to an unknown petition) |
Khira Kitamatsu
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Posted - 2011.07.08 13:38:00 -
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If this doesn't make you life you are dead.
Watch this <<< LMAO! |
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Shelby GT
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Posted - 2011.07.08 13:39:00 -
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I farted during sex the other day when my misses jumped on top and woke the baby up ;/
No sex, and well had to go watch my baby ;( |
Xaifas Kyr'Ozch
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Posted - 2011.07.08 13:43:00 -
[82]
Made a trailer for Incarna:
Click to watch |
Midnight Poe
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Posted - 2011.07.08 13:44:00 -
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I'm as confused as a blind lesbian in a fish market. |
Cpt Greagor
Caldari
Liquid Relief
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Posted - 2011.07.08 13:50:00 -
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Originally by: Mystical Might
Can I haz ur stuff? 
And don't let the door hit ya on the way out, or CCP'll get mad about you vandalizing it with your blood.
Probably make you pay AURUM to fix it.
How's he going to let the door hit him on the way out? The door doesn't even open. |
Iluminat
Minmatar
Sharp Dressed Man
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Posted - 2011.07.08 13:52:00 -
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My problem is that i'm just not funny.
I'm a pain in the ass.
I could post all kind of pics or jokes from someone else but that's stil someone else trying to be funny. So that actualy does not count does it?
I could try to be funny but that wil cost you a large amound of isk just in case i'm trying to be funny and people laughing at me making a fool of myself. In that case i would like to be compensated.
Do you get my point?
Now bugger of cause i'm in a bad mood
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Ayame Yubari
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Posted - 2011.07.08 13:54:00 -
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Edited by: Ayame Yubari on 08/07/2011 13:55:00
Myself, I am the castrated b-ollocks. |
wallenbergaren
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Posted - 2011.07.08 13:55:00 -
[87]
Meep meep! |
Ahanako
Amarr
Nunc aut Nunquam
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Posted - 2011.07.08 13:56:00 -
[88]
Twit of the Year
The Decision-Making-Capsuleers |
Crash Enburn
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Posted - 2011.07.08 13:59:00 -
[89]
We will look at what our players do and less of what they say. |
Heroltior Ghedonia
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Posted - 2011.07.08 13:59:00 -
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The Platypus is natures way of saying "I put this together out of leftover parts I found on the shop room floor, and it can still ****ing destroy you." |
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