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LLoyd Thomson
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Posted - 2011.07.15 04:18:00 -
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 Originally by: Blane Xero
Meh. Australia, Austria, what's the difference! 
For everyone with a decent educational system: 4th grade basic knowledge or very much.
For people from the US: none
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Headerman
Minmatar
Quovis
Shadow of xXDEATHXx
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Posted - 2011.07.15 05:17:00 -
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Originally by: jason hill
i think everyone is missing the whole point on my op ... the chap in question managed to get a piccy on his driving licence waering a strainer on his head ...which is quality
I thought it was a tinfoil hat!
+1 for the strainer lol
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Hugo Smith
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Posted - 2011.07.16 12:12:00 -
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Well according to my census my name is Rochelle Magdababooblytatyata, Im a Somalian female who's occupation is Pirate and religeon is "Oooga Booga". I also have 24 children. For this reason I say that the UK census is a bad base to get information. Though I do think I was in a particularly racist mood that day.
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jason hill
Caldari
Clan Shadow Wolf
Fatal Ascension
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Posted - 2011.07.16 15:00:00 -
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Originally by: Hugo Smith
Well according to my census my name is Rochelle Magdababooblytatyata, Im a Somalian female who's occupation is Pirate and religeon is "Oooga Booga". I also have 24 children. For this reason I say that the UK census is a bad base to get information. Though I do think I was in a particularly racist mood that day.
ahhh at least i now know where all my hard earnd taxes are going ... on your fkng child support ... and i bet your a fkn illegal imigrant ! 
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Jumer Athonille
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Posted - 2011.07.17 03:26:00 -
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Originally by: Blane Xero
Meh. Australia, Austria, what's the difference!
You see, Austria is on the top side of the planet, so they are fine, they get to walk around normally and everything.
Australia on the other hand, is on the bottom part of the planet, so they have to live in constant fear of falling off! 
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Max Keitt Keitt
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Posted - 2011.07.17 21:29:00 -
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Ramen.
I have been touched by his noodley appendage. Unfortunately, since I'm 6'2", I have not been touched as much. =(
Ratcam
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Zedic
Amarr
Universalis Imperium
Tactical Narcotics Team
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Posted - 2011.07.19 11:50:00 -
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Never tell an atheist they're just as annoying as theists. They get all uppity and stuff. -.-
"Zion's Child -"I'm glad this forum is filled with idiots. It just wouldn't be any fun without people like Blane, Zedic, Surf and Jago. Your antics are what make OOPE such a joy to come to. |
Zedic
Amarr
Universalis Imperium
Tactical Narcotics Team
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Posted - 2011.07.22 07:51:00 -
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I just saw this and LOL'd
Quote:
CHUCK LORRE PRODUCTIONS, #275
ASK CHUCK!
Dear Chuck,
At a recent dinner party, I found myself in an awkward situation when the host, a devout atheist, sneezed between spoonfuls of his gazpacho. Without thinking, I said, "God bless you." He gave me a withering look and said, as if to a child, "Golly gee, I sure hope he does." The other guests exploded with laughter, while I imploded with humiliation. To avoid future embarrassment, what is the correct response when an atheist sneezes?
Troubled with ahchoo
Dear Troubled,
First, a little background information. Saying "God bless you" following a sneeze is thought by some to have originated in the sixth century in order to protect the sneezer from falling ill to the bubonic plague. Another possible origin is that people once believed that the devil entered the body during a sneeze and saying "God bless you" could help ward him off. Since the plague has killed something like two hundred million people and the words "God bless you" have, in all likelihood, been said countless times to Glenn Beck, we can safely assume the phrase has no real power against germs or demonic possession. What it does contain is simple human courtesy -- a means by which we express concern for one another. As to how to respond to a sneezing atheist, well, that's easy. Simply say, "Sounds like you're coming down with something, I hope you don't die and rot in a box."
"Zion's Child -"I'm glad this forum is filled with idiots. It just wouldn't be any fun without people like Blane, Zedic, Surf and Jago. Your antics are what make OOPE such a joy to come to. |
Manon Chelien
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Posted - 2011.07.24 01:23:00 -
[39]
My GF wants me to **** sitting down, I feel emascualted.
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Wilhelm Riley
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Posted - 2011.07.24 01:34:00 -
[40]
Originally by: Manon Chelien
My GF wants me to **** sitting down, I feel emasculated.
You're only emasculated if you actually do what she wants you to do, therefore.. don't.
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Nimrod Nemesis
Amarr
Royal Amarr Institute
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Posted - 2011.07.24 01:52:00 -
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The world needs no more militant everything.
But, we also need more atheists...
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Aerethir
Gallente
Moose Alliance
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Posted - 2011.07.24 09:07:00 -
[42]
Originally by: Nimrod Nemesis
The world needs no more militant everything.
But, we also need more atheists...
No, Mr. Nimrod of the Amarr, what we need is more noodly appendages :D
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Astenion
Gallente
Spiritus Draconis
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Posted - 2011.07.24 12:01:00 -
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Edited by: Astenion on 24/07/2011 12:01:44
Originally by: Manon Chelien
My GF wants me to **** sitting down, I feel emascualted.
That depends. Do you live together or do you live in different homes? If you live in separate homes, she wants you to **** sitting down so she doesn't have to clean your **** stains off the rim. Do it only with the agreement that she leave the toilet seat up at your place.
If you live together, find yourself another girlfriend.
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