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Repulsed Soul	Posted - 2011.07.15 20:44:00 - [1] Greetings everyone, glad to be back, man did I miss EvE, most of all I missed C+P. I thought I would start it off right, so here I am docile and lacking the fierce abilities of my predecessors but I am ready to go hunt none the less. I pull out of Jita 4-4 intent on popping some indiscriminate inty's or frigs with my boomstick and my 9 days of limited neural enlightenment. As I made my way out to the gate I noticed an odd anomaly on my overview. One that you are more likely to see out in losec or nullsec. A red blinky with a skull failfit failpolit flying a Tempest. Now, In EvE engaging is combat is like riding a bike for me, and let me assure you I can do both very well. Let me put it to you this way I can ride a bicycle backwards. So my instincts kick in, my adrenaline starts pumping, my heart rate flutters and then I fall into this peaceful trance. My eyes glaze over, the beeping of my ships locking computer ceases my finger strikes the kill switch and my 280MM Howitzers light up the sky. This pilot could not be so stupid could he? He does not engage, he does not jump he just sits there while my thrasher tears into the flesh of his failfit tempest. In a absolute blaze of glory and fireworks his hull turns back to the space dust from which it came. He left me a few mementos in a jet can I quietly scooped those up and made my way forward to into the vast space that I now call home. Will you be the next failfit to feel the rampant abuse of my 280MM Howitzers? Only time will tell. Good to be Back.
NotTheSmartestCookie	Posted - 2011.07.15 21:10:00 - [2] And who are you again?
Repulsed Soul	Posted - 2011.07.15 21:50:00 - [3] Originally by: NotTheSmartestCookie And who are you again? This is your Captain speaking, I would like to reiterate for possible f*cking penetration for the slow among our passengers. I come from an unknown lineage of gangster PvP pilots. I am back to take the universe by storm. Please pick up all vomit bags and trash upon departure.
Lady Spank Amarr Trillionaire High-Rollers Suicidal Bassoon Orkesta	Posted - 2011.07.15 21:54:00 - [4] Mmmmmmmm Mentos, the freshmaker. I once flew my Tengu backwards. Howitzers make me think of Geordie greetings. Congratulations on killing a mean suicide pirate, his vanquished dreams will forever-more be bitter. Never heard of you, welcome back anyway. In before a bunch of morons that think they are clever. ~~~
Repulsed Soul	Posted - 2011.07.15 21:59:00 - [5] Originally by: Lady Spank Mmmmmmmm Mentos, the freshmaker. I once flew my Tengu backwards. Howitzers make me think of Geordie greetings. Congratulations on killing a mean suicide pirate, his vanquished dreams will forever-more be bitter. Never heard of you, welcome back anyway. In before a bunch of morons that think they are clever. Hi Lady Spank, I know my defeat of the suicide ilk although not much to write home about at first glance could be spiced up a little bit by my complete mastery of the English language and I could diffuse any moronic f*ckery with my behemothic vocabulary and my prolific imagination. I appreciate the WB and I look forward to chopping it up on the forums real soon.
NotTheSmartestCookie	Posted - 2011.07.16 04:45:00 - [6] Originally by: Repulsed Soul This is your Captain speaking, I would like to reiterate for possible f*cking penetration for the slow among our passengers. I come from an unknown lineage of gangster PvP pilots. I am back to take the universe by storm. Please pick up all vomit bags and trash upon departure. Another shuttle driver with delusions of grandeur, eh? Probably the only reason you still have a job is that Gallenteans like themselves some labor unions.
Kikkoman6 Amarr NON PROPERO	Posted - 2011.07.16 08:05:00 - [7] C&P needs fresh storytellers. Welcome. -----------
Ein Phantom	Posted - 2011.07.16 08:06:00 - [8] Originally by: Battleclinic Involved parties (1) Repulsed Soul Federal Navy Academy NONE Thrasher 1,597 Hrmm, how interesting. I wonder how this could have happened to a Temp- Originally by: Battleclinic Not API verified! Source: Manual post Oh, now it all makes sense.
Repulsed Soul	Posted - 2011.07.16 09:50:00 - [9] Originally by: Ein Phantom Originally by: Battleclinic Involved parties (1) Repulsed Soul Federal Navy Academy NONE Thrasher 1,597 Hrmm, how interesting. I wonder how this could have happened to a Temp- Originally by: Battleclinic Not API verified! Source: Manual post "it is better to let people think you are stupid than to open your mouth and prove you are stupid" Guess you never heard that quote nor were you able to comprehend what was clearly in front of you the whole time. API Verified. Oh, now it all makes sense.
Beat General	Posted - 2011.07.16 12:13:00 - [10] Originally by: Repulsed Soul So my instincts kick in, my adrenaline starts pumping, my heart rate flutters and then I fall into this peaceful trance. this has to be the gayest thing i've ever heard -general levy
Dracoliche Damage Unlimited Inc	Posted - 2011.07.16 15:08:00 - [11] Originally by: Repulsed Soul Originally by: Ein Phantom Originally by: Battleclinic Involved parties (1) Repulsed Soul Federal Navy Academy NONE Thrasher 1,597 Hrmm, how interesting. I wonder how this could have happened to a Temp- Originally by: Battleclinic Not API verified! Source: Manual post "it is better to let people think you are stupid than to open your mouth and prove you are stupid" Guess you never heard that quote nor were you able to comprehend what was clearly in front of you the whole time. API Verified. Oh, now it all makes sense. I like how you don't follow that which you quote. I think this is trollacious. 2/10, cause it was a weird way to do it. 0/10 if serious.
Darius III Caldari Interstellar eXodus BricK sQuAD.	Posted - 2011.07.16 17:22:00 - [12] 3/10 I don't know you from Adam, but welcome back to eve. While you were away, C&P elected me to CSM. Iceland the whole 9 yards, I trolled CCP. Don't be mad if we troll you. We troll the ones we love, D3
Repulsed Soul	Posted - 2011.07.16 20:30:00 - [13] Originally by: Beat General Originally by: Repulsed Soul So my instincts kick in, my adrenaline starts pumping, my heart rate flutters and then I fall into this peaceful trance. this has to be the gayest thing i've ever heard -general levy I don't know I thought it was pretty gay that you refer to yourself as -general levy at the end of every post, like somehow you are an important cog in the social machine that is C+P. This is for two reasons one your name isn't even General Levy and the second is nobody thinks your sunglasses are cool but you. You could disappear right now and the fabric of EvE wouldn't even be missing a thread. Jus Sayin.
Repulsed Soul	Posted - 2011.07.16 20:37:00 - [14] Originally by: Dracoliche Originally by: Repulsed Soul Originally by: Ein Phantom Originally by: Battleclinic Involved parties (1) Repulsed Soul Federal Navy Academy NONE Thrasher 1,597 Hrmm, how interesting. I wonder how this could have happened to a Temp- Originally by: Battleclinic Not API verified! Source: Manual post "it is better to let people think you are stupid than to open your mouth and prove you are stupid" Guess you never heard that quote nor were you able to comprehend what was clearly in front of you the whole time. API Verified. Oh, now it all makes sense. I like how you don't follow that which you quote. I think this is trollacious. 2/10, cause it was a weird way to do it. 0/10 if serious. Sorry Draco it was late, I just came from gorging myself on deep fried twinkies, funnel cakes, caramel apples and roasted corn. On top of that I had my brain sloshing around in my head on the fire ball, the zipper, and the inverter. I was going to fix it but I said f*ck it, because to edit your post is just unclassy!!
Deen Wispa Gallente Spiritus Draconis	Posted - 2011.07.16 21:37:00 - [15] Originally by: Repulsed Soul Originally by: Beat General Originally by: Repulsed Soul So my instincts kick in, my adrenaline starts pumping, my heart rate flutters and then I fall into this peaceful trance. this has to be the gayest thing i've ever heard -general levy I don't know I thought it was pretty gay that you refer to yourself as -general levy at the end of every post, like somehow you are an important cog in the social machine that is C+P. This is for two reasons one your name isn't even General Levy and the second is nobody thinks your sunglasses are cool but you. You could disappear right now and the fabric of EvE wouldn't even be missing a thread. Jus Sayin. lol. quoting for truth.
Beat General	Posted - 2011.07.16 21:57:00 - [16] Originally by: Repulsed Soul Originally by: Beat General Originally by: Repulsed Soul So my instincts kick in, my adrenaline starts pumping, my heart rate flutters and then I fall into this peaceful trance. this has to be the gayest thing i've ever heard -general levy I don't know I thought it was pretty gay that you refer to yourself as -general levy at the end of every post, like somehow you are an important cog in the social machine that is C+P. This is for two reasons one your name isn't even General Levy and the second is nobody thinks your sunglasses are cool but you. You could disappear right now and the fabric of EvE wouldn't even be missing a thread. Jus Sayin. come back when you got some swag, and take ur horrible pseudo-pvp stories with you -the untouchable, impregnable general levy
Lethor Arareb	Posted - 2011.07.16 22:03:00 - [17] my farts smell like cheese broccoli
Roosterton Eternal Frontier Enemy-Fleet	Posted - 2011.07.16 22:04:00 - [18] Originally by: Ein Phantom Originally by: Battleclinic Involved parties (1) Repulsed Soul Federal Navy Academy NONE Thrasher 1,597 Hrmm, how interesting. I wonder how this could have happened to a Temp- Originally by: Battleclinic Not API verified! Source: Manual post Oh, now it all makes sense. You're either trolling or you don't know how battleclinic works. Did you even click on "Original mail?" Name: Caldari Sentry Gun III / Caldari Navy Damage Done: 18884 Name: CONCORD Police Captain / CONCORD Damage Done: 2887 Name: Repulsed Soul (laid the final blow) Security: 0.0 Corp: Federal Navy Academy Alliance: NONE Faction: NONE Ship: Thrasher Weapon: Thrasher Damage Done: 1597 Name: Caldari Police Vice Commissioner / Corporate Police Force Damage Done: 1243 -------- Enemy corps raided into disbandment: Three. Originally by: Tarminic OH MY GOD WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!
Dracoliche Damage Unlimited Inc	Posted - 2011.07.16 23:00:00 - [19] Edited by: Dracoliche on 16/07/2011 23:00:49 Originally by: Beat General I am the gayest thing you've ever heard. Come back when you got some cash, and take your time with me - The touchable, pregnant Beatin' Off General levy Fixed that for you, good sir. Edited for classy.
Repulsed Soul	Posted - 2011.07.16 23:42:00 - [20] Originally by: Beat General come back when you got some swag, and take ur horrible pseudo-pvp stories with you -the untouchable, impregnable general levy Swag, is that the word all the kids are using now a days? 1. ORIGINAL Defintion: "Super Wild Ass Guess" This term arose out of the military from WWII, generally attributed to field artillery officers who asked their spotters to "swag it" when asked for an approximation of how to adjust. This expanded to all of the military, and then entered use by the rest of the world. "Swag" with this meaning has been around for nearly 70 years and is still used widely in the military and business world to this day. 2. Something given out to everyone within a specific group of people, be it the PTA, or all the attendants of a seminar, or even all the people visiting a certain booth at a convention. Also items within a bag of the same name as in "Swag bag" 3. Very recently (late 2000s, early 2010s), coming out of the ghetto, a shortening of the word swagger, used in place of extreme confidence/***y attitude. Also see tude 1. "I dunno exactly how far away I could hit a target with the M107, but I'd take a SWAG at 2 miles, at least." or "Can't tell you precisely what revenues were last year, but I could swag it at $10 million or so." 2. "O! M! G! Did you see all the swag we're getting this year Becky!?! And just for going to cheerleader camp!?!" 3. "Dat's right mutha-fcka, she's wit me, cuz I got swag!" So somebody else not General Beatoff I might add came up with a word(a f*cking ridiculous one at that) and you have decided to jump on the bandwagon and use such word. You are clearly no leader nor are you more then a nominal representation of the stupid and uneducated masses. So please do everyone a favor and stop signing your posts like you are important to internet spaceships.
Repulsed Soul	Posted - 2011.07.16 23:48:00 - [21] Originally by: Roosterton You're either trolling or you don't know how battle clinic works. Did you even click on "Original mail?" Your powers of observation serve you well. Would you like some kind of of Award or Placard to display on your wall so you can show all your friends? In RL of course. Hahahaha.
Beat General	Posted - 2011.07.17 00:12:00 - [22] Originally by: Repulsed Soul Originally by: Beat General come back when you got some swag, and take ur horrible pseudo-pvp stories with you -the untouchable, impregnable general levy Swag, is that the word all the kids are using now a days? 1. ORIGINAL Defintion: "Super Wild Ass Guess" This term arose out of the military from WWII, generally attributed to field artillery officers who asked their spotters to "swag it" when asked for an approximation of how to adjust. This expanded to all of the military, and then entered use by the rest of the world. "Swag" with this meaning has been around for nearly 70 years and is still used widely in the military and business world to this day. 2. Something given out to everyone within a specific group of people, be it the PTA, or all the attendants of a seminar, or even all the people visiting a certain booth at a convention. Also items within a bag of the same name as in "Swag bag" 3. Very recently (late 2000s, early 2010s), coming out of the ghetto, a shortening of the word swagger, used in place of extreme confidence/***y attitude. Also see tude 1. "I dunno exactly how far away I could hit a target with the M107, but I'd take a SWAG at 2 miles, at least." or "Can't tell you precisely what revenues were last year, but I could swag it at $10 million or so." 2. "O! M! G! Did you see all the swag we're getting this year Becky!?! And just for going to cheerleader camp!?!" 3. "Dat's right mutha-fcka, she's wit me, cuz I got swag!" So somebody else not General Beatoff I might add came up with a word(a f*cking ridiculous one at that) and you have decided to jump on the bandwagon and use such word. You are clearly no leader nor are you more then a nominal representation of the stupid and uneducated masses. So please do everyone a favor and stop signing your posts like you are important to internet spaceships. tl;dr dont get mad because you suck at telling stories, lmao. take a chill pill brotha -the totally chillaxed general levy
Repulsed Soul	Posted - 2011.07.17 00:34:00 - [23] Originally by: Beat General tl;dr dont get mad because you suck at telling stories, lmao. take a chill pill brotha -the totally chillaxed general levy I like how it's all fun and games until someone gets their Epeen stepped on. Then it's all chillll out man Peace, Love and Harmony. F*ck that I am chilled out, this is me chilled out, I'm High Octane and if you can't stand the heat, make haste out of the kitchen. BTW no hard feelings eheh I'm a showboat I make drama for others entertainment. Haha anyways I'm glad to be back to EvE, thanks for the warm welcome all. Feels like I never left.
LordOfDespair	Posted - 2011.07.17 14:28:00 - [24] Originally by: Repulsed Soul Originally by: Beat General tl;dr dont get mad because you suck at telling stories, lmao. take a chill pill brotha -the totally chillaxed general levy I like how it's all fun and games until someone gets their Epeen stepped on. Then it's all chillll out man Peace, Love and Harmony. F*ck that I am chilled out, this is me chilled out, I'm High Octane and if you can't stand the heat, make haste out of the kitchen. BTW no hard feelings eheh I'm a showboat I make drama for others entertainment. Haha anyways I'm glad to be back to EvE, thanks for the warm welcome all. Feels like I never left. Lmao, you are lame. Quit eve again.
Repulsed Soul	Posted - 2011.07.17 18:06:00 - [25] Originally by: LordOfDespair Originally by: Repulsed Soul Originally by: Beat General tl;dr dont get mad because you suck at telling stories, lmao. take a chill pill brotha -the totally chillaxed general levy I like how it's all fun and games until someone gets their Epeen stepped on. Then it's all chillll out man Peace, Love and Harmony. Fck that I am chilled out, this is me chilled out, I'm High Octane and if you can't stand the heat, make haste out of the kitchen. BTW no hard feelings eheh I'm a showboat I make drama for others entertainment. Haha anyways I'm glad to be back to EvE, thanks for the warm welcome all. Feels like I never left. Lmao, you are lame. Quit eve again. I smell troll Sht....

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