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EdwardNardella Capital Construction Research	Posted - 2011.07.22 02:49:00 - [1] Possibly the most prolific face on these forums at this moment does not have a monocle. I find this offensive. I will pledge 100m ISK toward getting Lady Spank a monocle. If Lady Spank wants a monocle and enough ISK is pledged I will make the donation to Lady Spank. Yes I do understand how silly, frivolous, useless and wasteful this initiative may be. But that is exactly why it is awesome. CCRES is recruiting pilots who want to live in WSpace/Wormholes. Fill out an application here!
C0SMIC GIRL	Posted - 2011.07.22 02:55:00 - [2] Please stop posting.
Akita T Caldari Navy Volunteer Task Force	Posted - 2011.07.22 03:01:00 - [3] This is now a post-post-monocle world. I'm So Meta, Even This Acronym. _ Make ISK\|\|Build\|\|React\|\|1k papercuts
Nimrod Nemesis Amarr Royal Amarr Institute	Posted - 2011.07.22 03:05:00 - [4] I see what you did there. I disapprove.
Corina's Bodyguard	Posted - 2011.07.22 03:08:00 - [5] Lady Spank is a more sophisticated troll and does not depend on a monocle for such identification. Or just doesn't want one... but I prefer my reason.
Taipion Caldari Operations Control United Pod Service	Posted - 2011.07.22 03:17:00 - [6] Posting with an alt to get a monocle for free... I should try that myself, and then resell the monocles to gullible trolls!
Headerman Minmatar Quovis Shadow of xXDEATHXx	Posted - 2011.07.22 03:22:00 - [7] Originally by: EdwardNardella Yes I do understand how silly, frivolous, useless and wasteful this initiative may be. But that is exactly why it is awesome. Silly in what way? we all know a Monocle allows you to see where the REAL door handle is!
Tippia Caldari Sunshine and Lollipops	Posted - 2011.07.22 03:30:00 - [8] Originally by: Akita T I'm So Meta, Even This Acronym. No, you're not Douglas Hofstadter. ùùù ôWe want to try this thing called micro-transactions, but we don't know what it is. Can anyone explainà aw screw it, let's just do it! What could go wrong?ö ù ÇÇP
Zaara Arran	Posted - 2011.07.22 04:39:00 - [9] Originally by: Tippia Originally by: Akita T I'm So Meta, Even This Acronym. No, you're not Douglas Hofstadter. Akita T is a guy? All my hopes and dreams... dashed in a moment of reading. :(
Chevalleis The Legendary Conquest	Posted - 2011.07.22 05:13:00 - [10] Originally by: Zaara Arran Originally by: Tippia Originally by: Akita T I'm So Meta, Even This Acronym. No, you're not Douglas Hofstadter. Akita T is a guy? All my hopes and dreams... dashed in a moment of reading. :( Want some more dashing? Lady Spank is guy!
Digital Messiah Gallente Oregami Ultd	Posted - 2011.07.22 05:21:00 - [11] This is about the 20th lady spank thread I have seen in the last month... Quote: "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn"
Alternate Poster	Posted - 2011.07.22 05:31:00 - [12] Lady Spank bought 50 monocles but is so cool that she doesn't wear them.
EdwardNardella Capital Construction Research	Posted - 2011.07.22 06:44:00 - [13] Originally by: C0SMIC GIRL Please stop posting. Please stop posting. Originally by: Taipion Posting with an alt to get a monocle for free... If you look into it I expect you will find nothing to indicate that I have any relation to Lady Spank. Also, presuming that the character Lady Spank plays EVE Online you will find plenty of evidence that would indicate that I have no relation to to Lady Spank. I have no relation to Lady Spank. Lady Spank: If you were to make such a post with an alt how would you word it? CCRES is recruiting pilots who want to live in WSpace/Wormholes. Fill out an application here!
Lady Spank Amarr Trillionaire High-Rollers Suicidal Bassoon Orkesta	Posted - 2011.07.22 07:49:00 - [14] Originally by: Digital Messiah This is about the 20th lady spank thread I have seen in the last month... I don't get it either. ~~~
Sewer Urchin	Posted - 2011.07.22 17:28:00 - [15] Originally by: Lady Spank Edited by: Lady Spank on 22/07/2011 08:03:41 Originally by: Digital Messiah This is about the 20th lady spank thread I have seen in the last month... I don't get it either. EDIT: If I'm going to post in one of these threads I might as well answer. No, that is not my alt. Aren't CCRES a wormhole entity? That would imply :effort: on my part which is a rare quality. I don't have a monocle for the following reasons: 1. 'Trolling' is not something that interests me. 2. People who buy a 'common implant' for the purpose of trolling the forums really have nothing better to spend their ISK on. Thinking it's clever to buy one and call everyone peasants? Puhleaze... lets face it; you got sucked in like a moron and no one is buying into it. Anyone with half a brain knows you clone jumped and sold them on after making your profile picture anyway. Scrubs. 2. They look dumb. 3. I have far more class than that. 4. **** Microtransactions in a subscription game. 5. 1 monocle is 67 Railranises or 13 semi pimp DDs. 6. I am beautiful just the way I am.
Chevalleis The Legendary Conquest	Posted - 2011.07.22 17:40:00 - [16] Originally by: Lady Spank Edited by: Lady Spank on 22/07/2011 08:03:41 1. 'Trolling' is not something that interests me. Someone haxed his account!
Mag's the united Negative Ten.	Posted - 2011.07.22 17:46:00 - [17] Originally by: EdwardNardella Why doesn't Lady Spank have a monocle? Because everyone that has one, looks like a tool and bores you to death with peasant plucker jokes. Originally by: CCP Zulu Forcing players to dock at the captain's quarters is a form of what we actually wanted to get through, which is making Incarna a seamless part of the EVE Online experience.
Wilhelm Riley	Posted - 2011.07.22 17:50:00 - [18] Originally by: Tippia Originally by: Akita T I'm So Meta, Even This Acronym. No, you're not Douglas Hofstadter. True, but he does read XKCD like all the other cool people.
Kumq uat Gallente Guiding Hand Social Club Dystopia Alliance	Posted - 2011.07.22 18:04:00 - [19] Because some people like Spank and myself do not need monocles to distinguish us above the common rabble. --------------------------------------- www.eve-pirate.com original author
Akita T Caldari Navy Volunteer Task Force	Posted - 2011.07.22 18:05:00 - [20] Originally by: Tippia Originally by: Akita T I'm So Meta, Even This Acronym. No, you're not Douglas Hofstadter. He's so meta, he's me too _ Make ISK\|\|Build\|\|React\|\|1k papercuts
Ditra Vorthran	Posted - 2011.07.22 18:26:00 - [21] Lady Spank is the new Tom Gerard. That is all.
Holy One Gallente	Posted - 2011.07.22 18:30:00 - [22] Originally by: Lady Spank 4. **** Microtransactions in a subscription game. +1 BBQ makes me hungry for more...
Trainwreck McGee	Posted - 2011.07.22 18:45:00 - [23] "1. 'Trolling' is not something that interests me." R O F L
Mr Epeen It's All About Me	Posted - 2011.07.22 19:39:00 - [24] Originally by: Ditra Vorthran Lady Spank is the new Tom Gerard. That is all. Close. Lady Spank IS Tom Gerrard. Mr Epeen
Slade Trillgon Endless Possibilities Inc.	Posted - 2011.07.22 19:59:00 - [25] Originally by: Sewer Urchin Originally by: Lady Spank Edited by: Lady Spank on 22/07/2011 08:03:41 Originally by: Digital Messiah This is about the 20th lady spank thread I have seen in the last month... I don't get it either. EDIT: If I'm going to post in one of these threads I might as well answer. No, that is not my alt. Aren't CCRES a wormhole entity? That would imply :effort: on my part which is a rare quality. I don't have a monocle for the following reasons: 1. 'Trolling' is not something that interests me. 2. People who buy a 'common implant' for the purpose of trolling the forums really have nothing better to spend their ISK on. Thinking it's clever to buy one and call everyone peasants? Puhleaze... lets face it; you got sucked in like a moron and no one is buying into it. Anyone with half a brain knows you clone jumped and sold them on after making your profile picture anyway. Scrubs. 2. They look dumb. 3. I have far more class than that. 4. **** Microtransactions in a subscription game. 5. 1 monocle is 67 Railranises or 13 semi pimp DDs. 6. I am beautiful just the way I am. He does not believe himself to be a troll. Slade :Signature Temporarily Disabled:

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