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Solomunio Kzenig
Amarr
Indicium Technologies
Hephaestus Forge Alliance
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Posted - 2011.07.23 13:08:00 -
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Pics, etc, you know the drill.
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Morgan Polaris
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Posted - 2011.07.23 13:31:00 -
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OP is just nonsense without pics.
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Jalmari Huitsikko
Caldari
draketrain
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Posted - 2011.07.23 13:37:00 -
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girlfriend is a lie
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Terram alWathani
Minmatar
Ragnarok Rising
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Posted - 2011.07.23 14:36:00 -
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 Originally by: 5nake pliskan
"sammich now"
"Make me a sandwich"
"Make it yourself"
"Sudo make me a sandwich"
"Okay"
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Ejit
Amarr
STD contractors
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Posted - 2011.07.23 14:58:00 -
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Dump her. You are betraying your one true mistress, EVE!
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xeitgeist
Amarr
Dirty Rotten Imposters
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Posted - 2011.07.23 15:00:00 -
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the responses to this thread are why eve sucks now
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KaarBaak
Minmatar
No Option
Intrepid Crossing
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Posted - 2011.07.23 15:53:00 -
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Calling your mom your "girlfriend" is creepy.
Circumstances rule men; men do not rule circumstances. --Herodotus, Histories
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Johann King
Caldari
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Posted - 2011.07.23 15:59:00 -
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You tell her to eat some pop rock and then you shove your **** in her mouth.
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Scorn Gojira
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Posted - 2011.07.23 16:01:00 -
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Edited by: Scorn Gojira on 23/07/2011 16:02:47
So, I definitely gathered a few ideas now.
Here are the final candidates:
1. "Don't concern yourself with the door. Now get naked and make me a sandwich."
2. "Don't concern yourself with the door. Go get the camera, get naked, and make me a sandwich."
3. "Don't concern yourself with the door. Go get the camera, get naked, make me a sandwich, and tell dad I am going to be late for school."
4. "Actually, let me enable the new Captain's Quarters, and you can see my internet spaceship is actually real. You prying *****."
I'll do a little thinking on it.
Edit: She just smacked the **** out of me. Thanks alot for the 'advice'. Now I have to take her shopping. FML.
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Johann King
Caldari
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Posted - 2011.07.23 16:05:00 -
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Originally by: Scorn Gojira
tell dad I am going to be late for school
You're still living in your parent's basement?
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Scorn Gojira
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Posted - 2011.07.23 16:09:00 -
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Originally by: Johann King
Originally by: Scorn Gojira
tell dad I am going to be late for school
You're still living in your parent's basement?
I am living in your parent's basement. They come down every once in a while.
I am expected to be fully nude save a leather mask and a ball gag.
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Muad 'dib
Caldari
The Imperial Fedaykin
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Posted - 2011.07.23 16:13:00 -
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move your pc out of the kitchen,
no more questions.
Cheques to Muad 'dib, Low sec Amarr FW space, thanks.
Meep Meep!
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Blnukem 192
Amarr
The Imperial Fedaykin
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Posted - 2011.07.23 16:49:00 -
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Originally by: Muad 'dib
move your pc out of the kitchen,
no more questions.
Cheques to Muad 'dib, Low sec Amarr FW space, thanks.
Confirming this Mud' dip guy is a troll. Please ignore him.
Originally by: CCP Navigator
This is really not worthy of a thread.
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Kumq uat
Gallente
Guiding Hand Social Club
Dystopia Alliance
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Posted - 2011.07.23 17:49:00 -
[44]
Originally by: Scorn Gojira
MY GIRLFRIEND
Stopped right there. This story is so over the top it is not believable in the slightest.
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Scorn Gojira
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Posted - 2011.07.23 18:00:00 -
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Originally by: Kumq uat
Originally by: Scorn Gojira
MY GIRLFRIEND
Stopped right there. This story is so over the top it is not believable in the slightest.
My girlfriend is real.
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Kumq uat
Gallente
Guiding Hand Social Club
Dystopia Alliance
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Posted - 2011.07.23 18:00:00 -
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As real as Eve
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Brock Nelson
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Posted - 2011.07.23 18:40:00 -
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Originally by: Scorn Gojira
Originally by: Kumq uat
Originally by: Scorn Gojira
MY GIRLFRIEND
Stopped right there. This story is so over the top it is not believable in the slightest.
My girlfriend is real.
So is eve, what's your point?
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Tai Meijer
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Posted - 2011.07.23 18:50:00 -
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HAHA, OP HAS A GIRLFRIEND! WOT A GAYLORD!
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Devious Relation
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Posted - 2011.07.23 18:53:00 -
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tell her if she doesnt stop with the questions, you will be showing her the door
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Syberbolt8
Gallente
Swallows And Amazons
AAA Citizens
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Posted - 2011.07.23 18:55:00 -
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obviously you show her this video to explain what the door is. Geez guys, someone should have posted this by now.
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Kendon Riddick
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Posted - 2011.07.23 19:03:00 -
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http://img37.imageshack.us/img37/8798/dumbledoar.jpg
"its not just a door harry its, oh actually, no it is just a door, my bad, LOL"
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Scorn Gojira
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Posted - 2011.07.23 19:57:00 -
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Originally by: Tai Meijer
HAHA, OP HAS A GIRLFRIEND! WOT A GAYLORD!
Yes, sorry.
I do roleplay a gaylord on the intranets though.
Hit me up in game if you want to play.
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