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Toovhon
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Posted - 2011.08.03 04:32:00 -
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Bueller? ...
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CCP Manifest
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Posted - 2011.08.03 07:28:00 -
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He's sick. My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with a girl who saw him pass out at thirty-one flavors last night.
I guess it's kinda serious.
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CCP Manifest
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Lister Of Smeg
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Posted - 2011.08.03 07:37:00 -
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the key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. it's a good non specific symptom. i'm a big believer in it. a lot of people will tell you that a good phony fever is a dead lock, but, uh... you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. that's worse than school. you fake a stomach cramp, and when you're bent over, moaning and wailing, you lick your palms. it's a little childish and stupid, but then, so is high school |
Naran Eto
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Posted - 2011.08.03 07:41:00 -
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Please don't say were not going to take the car home. Please don't say were not going to take the car home. Please don't say were not going to take the car home.
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Ammzi
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Posted - 2011.08.03 07:42:00 -
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If anyone needs a day off it's Cameron. He's got a lot of issues to work out before he graduates. Can't be pent up this bad and go to college; his roommate would kill him. Pardon my french, but Cameron is so uptight, if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in 2 weeks, you'd have a diamond.
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Tian Garsk
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Posted - 2011.08.03 07:47:00 -
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I heard that you were feeling ill. Headache, fever, and a chill. I came to help restore your pluck, cause I'm the nurse who likes to...
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Kaomond
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Posted - 2011.08.03 07:50:00 -
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Excuse me: if whoever was in this house is still in the house, I'd like you to know that I've just called the police. I'd also like to add that I've got my father's gun and a *scorching* case of herpes.
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Tedril Goveko
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Posted - 2011.08.03 07:54:00 -
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Cameron has never been in love - at least, nobody's ever been in love with him. If things don't change for him, he's gonna marry the first girl he lays, and she's gonna treat him like ****, because she will have given him what he has built up in his mind as the end-all, be-all of human existence. She won't respect him, 'cause you can't respect somebody who kisses your ass. It just doesn't work.
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Ciar Meara
Amarr
Virtus Vindice
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Posted - 2011.08.03 08:01:00 -
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Not that I condone fascism, or any -ism for that matter. -Ism's in my opinion are not good. A person should not believe in an -ism, he should believe in himself. I quote John Lennon, "I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me." Good point there. After all, he was the walrus. I could be the walrus. I'd still have to bum rides off people.
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Hilmar getur ekki tala= vi= ¦ig n·na, hann er a= fara ß japanska Tfskuverslun.
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Verun Joral
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Posted - 2011.08.03 08:03:00 -
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I do have a test today, that wasn't bull****. It's on European socialism. I mean, really, what's the point? I'm not European. I don't plan on being European. So who gives a crap if they're socialists? They could be fascist anarchists, it still doesn't change the fact that I don't own a car.
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The Offerer
Minmatar
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Posted - 2011.08.03 08:26:00 -
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This thread makes sense like oranges on apple tree.
P.S.: DO NOT even try to go there... |
A Little Girl
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Posted - 2011.08.03 09:17:00 -
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Beuller? (skip to 32 seconds for the best part)
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Caldari Citizen20090217
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Posted - 2011.08.03 10:43:00 -
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Save Ferris.
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FIliphys
Organization of Unallied Capsuleers
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Posted - 2011.08.03 10:48:00 -
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You hit me. Look don't make me participate in your stupid crap if you don't like the way I do it. You make me get out of bed, you make me come over here. You make me make a phony phone call to Edward Rooney? The man could squash my nuts into oblivion. And-and-and then, and then, you deliberately hurt my feelings. |
Ineka
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Posted - 2011.08.03 11:08:00 -
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 Originally by: FIliphys
You hit me. Look don't make me participate in your stupid crap if you don't like the way I do it. You make me get out of bed, you make me come over here. You make me make a phony phone call to Edward Rooney? The man could squash my nuts into oblivion. And-and-and then, and then, you deliberately hurt my feelings.
Poor boy, take some tea
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Thorn Galen
Gallente
The Scope
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Posted - 2011.08.03 11:17:00 -
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@OP
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Jint Hikaru
OffWorld Exploration Inc
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Posted - 2011.08.03 11:58:00 -
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Edited by: Jint Hikaru on 03/08/2011 11:59:45
Oh, he's very popular Ed. The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, $luts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, dikheads - they all adore him. They think he's a righteous dude.
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Serene Repose
Caldari
Perkone
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Posted - 2011.08.03 12:06:00 -
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Edited by: Serene Repose on 03/08/2011 12:06:11
Isn't this a hoot? Say "Bueller" and a moderator jumps right in and wastes bandwidth along with the bevvy of pop culture addicts. Say "Hello" and the thread gets locked!
Too funny. Let's all pretend how smart we are after this one!
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KaarBaak
Minmatar
Sebiestor Tribe
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Posted - 2011.08.03 12:43:00 -
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Would...you...like...to...play...a...game?
<<oops>>
Circumstances rule men; men do not rule circumstances. --Herodotus, Histories
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Jak Silverheart
Minmatar
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Posted - 2011.08.03 12:43:00 -
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The question isn't "what are we going to do," the question is "what aren't we going to do?"
Incarna, giving pilots a single room bachelor pad with a mirror and no beer since 6.21.2011 |
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Naran Eto
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Posted - 2011.08.03 12:46:00 -
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Originally by: KaarBaak
Would...you...like...to...play...a...game?
<<oops>>
David Lightman: [typing] People sometimes make mistakes.
Joshua: Yes, they do.
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Tian Garsk
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Posted - 2011.08.03 12:49:00 -
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Originally by: KaarBaak
Would...you...like...to...play...a...game?
<<oops>>
Love to. How about Global Thermonuclear War?
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Velicitia
Gallente
Open Designs
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Posted - 2011.08.03 13:04:00 -
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Originally by: Tian Garsk
Originally by: KaarBaak
Would...you...like...to...play...a...game?
<<oops>>
Love to. How about Global Thermonuclear War?
wouldn't you rather play a nice game of chess?
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Originally by: CCP Games, 2010
Creation is so precious; and greed, so destructive. Your choices can make a diference
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Meryl SinGarda
Caldari
Belligerent Underpayed Tactical Team
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Posted - 2011.08.03 13:08:00 -
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Originally by: Serene Repose
Edited by: Serene Repose on 03/08/2011 12:06:11
Isn't this a hoot? Say "Bueller" and a moderator jumps right in and wastes bandwidth along with the bevvy of pop culture addicts. Say "Hello" and the thread gets locked!
Too funny. Let's all pretend how smart we are after this one!
Bueller?
U mad?
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stoicfaux
Gallente
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Posted - 2011.08.03 13:21:00 -
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Economics Teacher: In 1930, the Republican-controlled House of Representatives, in an effort to alleviate the effects of the... Anyone? Anyone?... the Great Depression, passed the... Anyone? Anyone? The tariff bill? The Hawley-Smoot Tariff Act? Which, anyone? Raised or lowered?... raised tariffs, in an effort to collect more revenue for the federal government. Did it work? Anyone? Anyone know the effects? It did not work, and the United States sank deeper into the Great Depression. Today we have a similar debate over this. Anyone know what this is? Class? Anyone? Anyone? Anyone seen this before? The Laffer Curve. Anyone know what this says? It says that at this point on the revenue curve, you will get exactly the same amount of revenue as at this point. This is very controversial. Does anyone know what Vice President Bush called this in 1980? Anyone? Something-d-o-o economics. "Voodoo" economics.
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Mid: 3-4 PLEX
Deluxe: Only for "flamboyantly rich capsuleers"
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Deviana Sevidon
Gallente
Panta-Rhei
Butterfly Effect Alliance
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Posted - 2011.08.03 13:23:00 -
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Edited by: Deviana Sevidon on 03/08/2011 13:23:23
Originally by: Serene Repose
Edited by: Serene Repose on 03/08/2011 12:06:11
Isn't this a hoot? Say "Bueller" and a moderator jumps right in and wastes bandwidth along with the bevvy of pop culture addicts. Say "Hello" and the thread gets locked!
Too funny. Let's all pretend how smart we are after this one!
Once upon a time, before some people joined the forums just to bash a random Dev or moderator who had just posted in a thread, we had much more interaction between CCP and the community. I hope these days will return in some way and some of the people mentioned before have to quit, then it is all the better.
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Disclaimer: All mentioned above contains my opinion and is therefore an absolute truth (for me anyway, my universe, muhahaha.....ok, done
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Jose Black
Amarr
Royal Amarr Institute
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Posted - 2011.08.03 13:39:00 -
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Originally by: Deviana Sevidon
Once upon a time, before some people joined the forums just to bash a random Dev or moderator who had just posted in a thread, we had much more interaction between CCP and the community. I hope these days will return in some way and some of the people mentioned before have to quit, then it is all the better.
My dad used to say once the masses grab hold of something it goes downhill fast.
Rising subscription numbers anyone?
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Jovan Geldon
Gallente
Lead Farmers
Kill It With Fire
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Posted - 2011.08.03 14:58:00 -
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What the **** is going on in this thread
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Wilhelm Riley
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Posted - 2011.08.03 15:30:00 -
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Originally by: Jovan Geldon
What the **** is going on in this thread
30,000 Aurum to find out.
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Erichk Knaar
Caldari
Noir.
Noir. Mercenary Group
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Posted - 2011.08.03 15:41:00 -
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Oh Yeah.....
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Misanth
RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE
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Posted - 2011.08.03 15:45:00 -
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I heard there was a sniper involved.
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K StanleyRobinson
Gallente
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Posted - 2011.08.03 15:51:00 -
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Cameron: Okay Ferris, can we just let it go, please?
Sloane: Ferris, please. You've gone to far. We're going to get busted.
Ferris: A: You can never go too far. B: If I'm gonna get busted, it is *not* gonna be by a guy like *that*.
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Kevric
Lament of the Phoenix
The Covenant.
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Posted - 2011.08.03 16:24:00 -
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The 1961 Ferrari 250GT California. Less than a hundred were made. My father spent three years restoring this car. It is his love, it is his passion.
It is his fault he didn't lock the garage.
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Lady Spank
Amarr
In Praise Of Shadows
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Posted - 2011.08.03 16:41:00 -
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"The last thing I need is Bueller disciples running around these halls. He jeopardises my ability to govern this student body"
"He makes you look like an ass"
"Thank you, but you're wrong"
"He's very popular. Sportoes, motorheads, geeks, ****s, bloods, wasteoids, dweebies, ****heads... they all adore him."
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Muad 'dib
Caldari
The Imperial Fedaykin
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Posted - 2011.08.03 17:00:00 -
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*Twenty bucks says he's sitting in his car debating about whether or not he should go out.*
"He'll keep calling me, he'll keep calling me until I come over. He'll make me feel guily. This is uh... This is ridiculous, ok I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go. What-- I'LL GO. ****!"
Meep Meep!
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I Love Boobies
Amarr
All Hail Boobies
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Posted - 2011.08.03 17:11:00 -
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I thought it was hilarious at the end when the principal broke into the house and the sister karate kicked the crap out of him, lol. It's a great movie, my favorite when I was a kid. Never laughed so hard at a movie before that one came out.
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GM Nythanos
Game Masters
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Posted - 2011.08.03 18:30:00 -
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That's right, I'm Abe Froman.
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Velicitia
Gallente
Open Designs
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Posted - 2011.08.03 18:33:00 -
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Edited by: Velicitia on 03/08/2011 18:33:35
You're Abe Froman?
Originally by: GM Nythanos
That's right, I'm Abe Froman.
The sausage king of Chicago?
Look, I'm very busy. Why don't you take the kids and go back to the clubhouse?
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Originally by: CCP Games, 2010
Creation is so precious; and greed, so destructive. Your choices can make a diference
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NiGHTSintodreams
Caldari Provisions
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Posted - 2011.08.03 18:35:00 -
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Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
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It's a dream paradox...
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Obsidian Hawk
RONA Corporation
RONA Directorate
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Posted - 2011.08.03 19:09:00 -
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All of my star charts are in your head.....
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Bane Necran
Minmatar
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Posted - 2011.08.03 19:33:00 -
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I did not achieve this position in life by having some snot-nosed punk leave my cheese out in the wind.
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Dersk
ClosetMonkey's
SpaceMonkey's Alliance
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Posted - 2011.08.03 20:13:00 -
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Edited by: Dersk on 03/08/2011 20:15:14
It's understanding that allows people like us to tolerate a person like yourself.
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Kendon Riddick
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Posted - 2011.08.03 20:15:00 -
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I'm suggesting that you leave before I have to get snooty.
Snooty?
Snotty.
Snotty?
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Talia Orion Winters
Gallente
University of Caille
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Posted - 2011.08.03 21:37:00 -
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+1
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AJ Yaga
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Posted - 2011.08.03 23:23:00 -
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Something's going on, godammit
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Alaura Aquila
Minmatar
Matari Legion Holding
Matari Legion
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Posted - 2011.08.03 23:56:00 -
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I'm glad threads with no content are now blue and red post worthy, while more serious threads are avoided like the plague.
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King Arillious
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Posted - 2011.08.04 01:20:00 -
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Edited by: King Arillious on 04/08/2011 01:21:56
You guys wanna hear a joke about a vagina?
Nevermind, you wouldn't get it
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ChYph3r
Multiplex Gaming
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Posted - 2011.08.04 01:22:00 -
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Originally by: Alaura Aquila
I'm glad threads with no content are now blue and red post worthy, while more serious threads are avoided like the plague.
carebear tears we love them
back on subject:
I asked for a car, I got a computer. How's that for being born under a bad sign?
-Ferris Bueller
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Toovhon
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Posted - 2011.08.04 03:37:00 -
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Originally by: Alaura Aquila
I'm glad threads with no content are now blue and red post worthy, while more serious threads are avoided like the plague.
Boy in Police Station: There's someone you should talk to.
Alaura Aquila: If you say Ferris Bueller, you lose a testicle.
Boy in Police Station: Oh, you know him?
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Leona Elum
Save Jita
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Posted - 2011.08.04 03:39:00 -
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Thread locked for no content, and trolling. (shame on you all) 
Internet Speed Test - How fast are you?
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Toovhon
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Posted - 2011.08.04 03:51:00 -
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Originally by: Leona Elum
Thread locked for no content, and trolling. (shame on you all)
Colour me crazy, but your post would seem to be the troll here. Mellow out and soak in the wisdom of Ferris Bueller instead.
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Shawnm339
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Posted - 2011.08.04 05:52:00 -
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I loved the music bow bow chicka chickaaaaaaa um bow bow
Had forgot about that film what a great movie
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Jamaican Herbsman
I Love You Mary Jane
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Posted - 2011.08.04 06:27:00 -
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I am beautiful,
no matter what they say,
words can't bring me down
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Mortimer Civeri
Gallente
Federal Navy Academy
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Posted - 2011.08.04 07:14:00 -
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Danke schoen, darling, danke schoen,
Thank you for all the joy and pain.
Picture shows, sec - ond balcony,
Was the place we'd meet, second seat,
Go Dutch treat, you were sweet.
Danke schoen, darling, danke schoen,
Thank you for fun - ny cards from Spain.
I recall Cen - tral Park in fall,
How you tore your dress, what a mess,
I confess, that's not all.
Danke schoen, darling, danke schoen,
Thank you for walks down Lover's Lane,
I can see hearts carved on a tree,
Letters in - ter - twined for all time,
Yours and mine, that was fine.
Danke schien, darling, danke schoen,
Thank you for see - ing me again.
Though we go on our separate ways,
Still the mem'ry stays for always,
My heart says, danke schoen.
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Rellik B00n
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Posted - 2011.08.04 09:27:00 -
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Uh, yeah, sure, no I'd be happy to, yeah you, uh, you you just produce a corpse, and uh, I'll release Sloane. I wanna see this dead grandmother first hand
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2011 Thread of the year award
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Kaomond
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Posted - 2011.08.04 09:28:00 -
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Originally by: Kendon riddick
I'm suggesting that you leave before I have to get snooty.
Snooty?
Snotty.
Snotty?
Cameron: Okay Ferris, can we just let it go, please?
Sloane: Ferris, please. You've gone to far. We're going to get busted.
Ferris: A: You can never go too far. B: If I'm gonna get busted, it is *not* gonna be by a guy like *that*.
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Kaomond
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Posted - 2011.08.04 09:32:00 -
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Originally by: Mortimer Civeri
Danke schoen, darling, danke schoen,
Thank you for all the joy and pain.
Picture shows, sec - ond balcony,
Was the place we'd meet, second seat,
Go Dutch treat, you were sweet.
Danke schoen, darling, danke schoen,
Thank you for fun - ny cards from Spain.
I recall Cen - tral Park in fall,
How you tore your dress, what a mess,
I confess, that's not all.
Danke schoen, darling, danke schoen,
Thank you for walks down Lover's Lane,
I can see hearts carved on a tree,
Letters in - ter - twined for all time,
Yours and mine, that was fine.
Danke schien, darling, danke schoen,
Thank you for see - ing me again.
Though we go on our separate ways,
Still the mem'ry stays for always,
My heart says, danke schoen.
Ferris: Ladies and gentlemen, you are such a wonderful crowd, we'd like to play a little tune for you. It's one of my personal favorites and I'd like to dedicate it to a young man who doesn't think he's seen anything good today - Cameron Frye, this one's for you.
Cameron: [screams]
Sloane: Ferris! Get off of the float!
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Rico Minali
Gallente
Sons Of 0din
Fatal Ascension
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Posted - 2011.08.04 09:54:00 -
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Anyone?.... Anyone?...
Trust me, I almost know what I'm doing. |
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