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P0TAT0
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Posted - 2011.08.15 09:59:00 -
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Edited by: P0TAT0 on 15/08/2011 10:04:12
Welcome to M0N0CLE
There is a term used in many leadership, parental, and managment trainings known as "provoking to good works".
The above statement is the purpose of our in game activites.
You will better adjust to this unique group once you realize and accept the fact that this is in fact a roleplaying group. We play EVE and fullfill the ROLE of "MOTIVATOR" in the game of EVE. Many monopoly money and pixel land lovers will identify you as a GRIEFER / SCAMMER because they do not have the mental capacity required to understand your motivational ROLE in game.
When you take into consideration that over 99% of the subscribers are Males and over 90% of those are adult males it paints quite a mental picture. The words disability and unemployment many times parallel excuses and laziness.
Most of the above described subscribers invest more time right & left clicking & F1-F8 mashing than they do at a part time job or school. Most of these subscriibers will not easily wake up from their mentally vegetative state. Through the shock of significant loss and the correct application of seed planting you will HELP many of these vegetables wake up. The heavier the loss, the higher the chance of successfully freeing another vegetable from EVE. The assetts acquired from your future marks will be proportional to your ability and motivation to help others play REAL.
Here at M0N0CLE we encourage motivating some of the unemployed, disabled, lazy, and excuse making adult male subscribing vegetables to end their gaming addictions through the application of "provoking to good works".
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P0TAT0
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Posted - 2011.08.15 10:01:00 -
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Edited by: P0TAT0 on 15/08/2011 10:05:34
DO YOU KNOW HOW TO FISH?
Much like fishing on the REAL side of your monitor, the FISH in PIXEL Land act and react with similar behavior patterns.
When you go fishing you try to remove yourself as far from the fish as possible and ensure the bait is both attractive and the line is transparent. Once the fish has taken the bait, you reel it in as quickly as possible without losing the hook. Regardless if you are fishing for food or if you are fishing for sport, it is always good to be able to fish effectively and intelligently. Many fishermen have trophy fish they target, wether its SIZE, BREED, or QUANTITY there is a predetermined goal on each fishing trip that motivates that fisherman to return to the craft.
In Pixel Land if you can parallel looking for a solid "MARK" to the art of fishing you will be far more successful. Many players in game splash around and make a large disturbance in the few main channels of EVE. Examples would be ALL MAJOR TRADE HUBS AND TRADE CHANNELS. This can be effective and you may catch a few small fish here and there but none of the BIG FISH bite in these channels (unless you have BIG BAIT or BIG SKILLZ).
The premium place to drop your bait lines are in local chats as you autopilot in a shuttle from mission hub to mission hub and also the forums. With the exception of CHARACTER BAZARRE and THE GTC BAZARE, ALL other forums are free game for dropping your bait. (Note: FORUMS HAVE HUGE FISH) Regardless of your end goal, these 2 forms of advertisement are the best ways to bait.
If a player is trying to get another player in game to aggress (bite) or if a player is trying to get another player to make his wallet go flashy (bite) it is the same thing. The fish in EVE bite millions of times each day and if you are a trained and seasoned fisherman or a MASTER BAITER you will pull in the BIG FISH on a regular basis. Knowing WHERE to look and HOW to bait and WHAT to bait with will be a skill set you will improve on over time.
ARE YOU PREPARED?
It is an easy thing to talk to 1 person and convince them to committ 1 action that makes sense logically and financially.
EXAMPLE:
If I meet you on the street and offer to give you 5 dollars for 4 quarters, after a general introduction and explaining i need to use the payphone but i only have a 5 dollar bill, you would gladly agree to the exchange. But for me to advertise on TV that I am offfering 5 dollars for 1 dollar it would be identified by the general public as a hoax and ignored by 99.99% of the people viewing.
When you spam your bait into the general populous, you WILL get convoes. and MANY will idnetify you as a SCAMMER / GRIEFER but others will BITE. When you get 4-8 bites at the same time how can you effectively handle them and weed out the small fish?
You NEED to have your conversations preloaded in a copy paste format in the notebook found under accessories on left side of your screen. BEFORE you drop your 1st bait line you must have multiple counters to the accusations that you will receive. As well as step by step instructions preloaded into your notebook in a copy paste format that you can intermittently paste for the "MARK" so they think they are talking to you. If you do this correctly. You can simply copy paste all day for peeps and watch your wallet blink.
This is one of my favorite AUTO PASTE that I drop in after someone says "SCAM" in pub chat.
The ignorant in this game will scream scam as they overvalue their monopoly money and as such fear losing it. This fear of loss is an embarrassing thing to admit, so much so they will publicly justify their fear by claiming scam
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P0TAT0
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Posted - 2011.08.15 10:03:00 -
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Edited by: P0TAT0 on 15/08/2011 10:18:03
We do NOT claim to be the best but we do claim to be ACTIVE
Current Members Include:
P0TAT0
PR0TEIN
Current Recruits:
CARR0T
H0TD0G
BR0C0LLI
DIET C0KE
Seeing as this is the CRIME and PUNISHMENT;
M0N0CLE is publicly displaying their rookie alts rate of growth measured in ISK for the
those rookies and veterans alike who wonder if the CRIME is worth the
PUNISHMENT.
Thankyou for reading and for many of you "donating" 
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skreeDK
Dansk Industri og export
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Posted - 2011.08.15 10:04:00 -
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 Originally by: P0TAT0
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Cool story bro ...
IBTL 
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Istyn
Tactical Knightmare
Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
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Posted - 2011.08.15 10:16:00 -
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tl;dr
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skreeDK
Dansk Industri og export
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Posted - 2011.08.15 11:04:00 -
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WoW - has the collective IQ on the eve forums dropped rapidly since last time I visited? It seems that almost half the posts here are mindless posts, trying to advertize themselves..but why? To become famous? Who, with his mind set right, would admire a forum warrior?
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P0TAT0
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Posted - 2011.08.15 11:05:00 -
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Originally by: skreeDK
Originally by: P0TAT0
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Cool story bro ...
IBTL
skreenDK you will always be my forum warrior
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fgft Athonille
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Posted - 2011.08.15 11:11:00 -
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startinga countdown to when you sell your monocle to buy more hulks like all the other trolls in here
Originally by: Skippermonkey
keep trying and you can be an hero just like fgft Athonille
Originally by: Singeaboot Raj
Tbh i am beginning to see the win - it's the haircut, makes people take notice.
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skreeDK
Dansk Industri og export
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Posted - 2011.08.15 14:47:00 -
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Originally by: P0TAT0
Originally by: skreeDK
Originally by: P0TAT0
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Cool story bro ...
IBTL
skreenDK you will always be my forum warrior
Heh, you don't know me, and you can't even spell my name correctly. I very rarely post on this forum, so you can't quite call me a forum warrior.
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P0TAT0
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Posted - 2011.08.15 21:40:00 -
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Ebony Shakiel
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Posted - 2011.08.15 21:48:00 -
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tl;dr op is a ***g0t
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Proclus Diadochu
Varion Galactic
Tragedy.
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Posted - 2011.08.16 02:52:00 -
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Lock request for Lack of Content and apparent homosexuality.
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P0TAT0
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Posted - 2011.08.16 04:01:00 -
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Edited by: P0TAT0 on 16/08/2011 04:02:01
Plenty of content
question is are u skilled enough to apply it?
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Jerry Pepridge
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Posted - 2011.08.16 04:25:00 -
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buy monocle,
post about it
??
feel important
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Paul L Atreides
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Posted - 2011.08.16 05:34:00 -
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Originally by: P0TAT0
Edited by: P0TAT0 on 16/08/2011 04:02:01
Plenty of content
question is are u skilled enough to apply it?
buy monocle , make character pics for all your alts , sell monocle . This takes skill ?
Monocle trolling is so yesterday ...
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SolusLunes
Caldari
2plus2isfive
BricK sQuAD.
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Posted - 2011.08.16 06:34:00 -
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I can't help but be reminded of Time Cube through this guy's use of RANDOM ALL-CAPS WORDS.
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fgft Athonille
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Posted - 2011.08.16 06:44:00 -
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Originally by: Jerry Pepridge
buy monocle,
post about it
??
feel important
sell monocle because you are poor and do pve for money
hope nobody calls you out on it
fixt
Originally by: Skippermonkey
keep trying and you can be an hero just like fgft Athonille
Originally by: Singeaboot Raj
Tbh i am beginning to see the win - it's the haircut, makes people take notice.
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P0TAT0
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Posted - 2011.08.16 09:19:00 -
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Originally by: fgft Athonille
Originally by: Jerry Pepridge
buy monocle,
post about it
??
feel important
sell monocle because you are poor and do pve for money
hope nobody calls you out on it
fixt
I'll show you mine if you show me yours
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Toqusa
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Posted - 2011.08.17 00:02:00 -
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hate to say it given the above comments but,
I LOVE IT !!! 
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Istyn
Tactical Knightmare
Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
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Posted - 2011.08.17 00:22:00 -
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Originally by: Ebony Shakiel
tl;dr op is a ***g0t
kthx
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Dracoliche
Stiff Pickle Collection Agency
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Posted - 2011.08.17 00:33:00 -
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Couldn't make it through.
But I guess if every ****** thread was locked....
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PR0TEIN
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Posted - 2011.08.17 01:40:00 -
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If only they knew...
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Jerry Pepridge
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Posted - 2011.08.17 03:41:00 -
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Originally by: Jerry Pepridge
buy monocle,
post about it
??
feel important
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Tarsen
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Posted - 2011.08.17 11:09:00 -
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Originally by: Jerry Pepridge
Originally by: Jerry Pepridge
buy monocle,
post about it
??
feel important
You quote yourself? HAHAHA and you re-read a post u didn't like?
These guys are like a breath of fresh air.
MOTIVATORS FTW
<3
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Kikbak Reelaks
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Posted - 2011.08.17 15:46:00 -
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Literally laying a loaf atm. Bathroom breaks are a special time that I keep reserved for the Eve forums.
Mr. Potato Head you do a disservice to the real world. Is it not preferable that the phycos who populate Eve remain there rather return to reality?
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0racle
Galactic Rangers
Galactic-Rangers
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Posted - 2011.08.17 15:53:00 -
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Date of Birth 2011-07-10 23:51:00
Says it all, really. How about ya get on your main?
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Singeabooty Raj
Marcabian 5th Invasion Fleet
HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2011.08.17 17:26:00 -
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Originally by: 0racle
Date of Birth 2011-07-10 23:51:00
Says it all, really. How about ya get on your main?
P0TAT0 has Monocle. You do not. Your point is moot sir.
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Darius III
Caldari
Interstellar eXodus
BricK sQuAD.
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Posted - 2011.08.17 19:33:00 -
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Originally by: Paul L Atreides
Originally by: P0TAT0
Edited by: P0TAT0 on 16/08/2011 04:02:01
Plenty of content
question is are u skilled enough to apply it?
buy monocle , make character pics for all your alts , sell monocle . This takes skill ?
Great idea-too bad that doesnt work. When you sell your monocle, your portrait reverts after a day or two. D3
Monocle trolling is so yesterday ...
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P0TAT0
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Posted - 2011.08.17 23:24:00 -
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Austneal
Fevered Imaginings
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Posted - 2011.08.18 01:21:00 -
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Edited by: Austneal on 18/08/2011 01:21:27
I was passing through Hek, when I came across Mr Potato here, spamming a generic "I will double your isk" message in local... Very original
P0TAT0 > I am giving away 17 Bill ISK . Send ANY amount of ISK and I will DOUBLE it. Convoe BERFORE sending ISK and AFTER verifying my wallet. http://eveboard.com/pilot/P0TAT0 I am also looking for a fearless heir to my assetts
Austneal > hey potato
Austneal > i read your forum post
Austneal > and you're a SCAMMER!
Austneal > /emote waits for pre-copied response
P0TAT0 > The ignorant in this game will scream scam as they overvalue their monopoly money and as such fear losing it. This fear of loss is an embarrassing thing to admit, so much so they will publicly justify their fear by claiming scam
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P0TAT0
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Posted - 2011.08.18 01:30:00 -
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 ZOMG a goldfish is getting smarter
The forum is working !!!!!
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Austneal
Fevered Imaginings
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Posted - 2011.08.18 01:37:00 -
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Edited by: Austneal on 18/08/2011 01:37:34
Originally by: P0TAT0
ZOMG a goldfish is getting smarter
The forum is working !!!!!
So.... not only are you an egomaniac, but you're also one of those people who think everyone other than yourself is a mindless "goldfish"
It seems to me (more often than not) that people who think this way tend to be more mindless than those who they accuse... but I'm not one to judge 
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P0TAT0
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Posted - 2011.08.18 04:03:00 -
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sounds like someone doesnt like being called out on being a goldfish
but I'm not one to judge ROFL
I like that, I'ma drop that line after I profile people for now on
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herta Shaishi
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Posted - 2011.08.18 08:32:00 -
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P0TAT0, hopefully you will wake up from your mentally vegetative state when you realize that you bought a guardian-vexor for a scam price and that you are going to loose at least 10 billions because of this stupid purchase. Even if it was just scam ISK, after all your efforts to sell the overpriced ship, it hurts, doesn't it?
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Singeabooty Raj
Marcabian 5th Invasion Fleet
HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2011.08.18 08:35:00 -
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Edited by: Singeabooty Raj on 18/08/2011 08:36:27
Edited by: Singeabooty Raj on 18/08/2011 08:35:54
While i conceed the googles vanity wise supercede the monocle there is alot of hate here that is simply not jusified
Lol s[elling give uo
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herta Shaishi
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Posted - 2011.08.18 08:57:00 -
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What you say "hate" is just citation of the author's first post and application to the author. Grats to the scammer who scammed this guy!
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P0TAT0
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Posted - 2011.08.18 11:19:00 -
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Originally by: herta Shaishi
P0TAT0, hopefully you will wake up from your mentally vegetative state when you realize that you bought a guardian-vexor for a scam price and that you are going to loose at least 10 billions because of this stupid purchase. Even if it was just scam ISK, after all your efforts to sell the overpriced ship, it hurts, doesn't it?
not much chance there
hence the name p0tat0
purchased u say......
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Heretic Trader
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Posted - 2011.08.18 13:53:00 -
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Goggles > Monocle
CCP just messed up the pricing.
Also, WHAR EYE PATCH CCP WHAR?
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MarcusFenix2
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Posted - 2011.08.18 14:25:00 -
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just reading this thread made me feel stupid
And you look stupid with a monocle , just thought I might let you know
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Xtreem
Gallente
The Collective
B O R G
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Posted - 2011.08.18 15:39:00 -
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you are defending yourself far too hard to look cool.
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Praxis Astra
Minmatar
Smiling Friends Social Club
Hearts And Minds Alliance
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Posted - 2011.08.18 16:03:00 -
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You know you guys are EVIL!
You are NOT taking internet spaceships very seriously. You must be STOPPED!
And yet, somehow, I am strangely......drawn.
I am hopelessly enamored of potato. He and I should have beautiful bemonocled offspring together.
When he is in prison I will send him badly cropped polaroids. We will have a beautiful wedding and conjugal visits. My gifts will be x rayed but I will be undismayed. Our children will grow up strong and tall and populate the stars.
Praxis Astra
Master of Assassins and Punctuality
Executor of Hearts & Minds Alliance
http://heartsandmindsalliance.org |
P0TAT0
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Posted - 2011.08.18 22:19:00 -
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Originally by: Xtreem
you are defending yourself far too hard to look cool.
don't be  just cuz I'm describing u in the forums |
M0NOCLE
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Posted - 2011.08.19 11:06:00 -
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Dracoliche
Stiff Pickle Collection Agency
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Posted - 2011.08.19 18:56:00 -
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Sure is troll in here.
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Keila Ogeko
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Posted - 2011.08.20 05:28:00 -
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Edited by: Keila Ogeko on 20/08/2011 05:28:18
Originally by: P0TAT0
ARE YOU PREPARED?
N.a.z.i. flying saucers FTW
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Singeabooty Raj
Marcabian 5th Invasion Fleet
HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2011.08.20 06:31:00 -
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Alot of the general population of new eden may not be aware of this but for a while those that can afford vanity have been dicsussing breaking off to a new area of space.
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Nathan Jameson
Talocan Vanguard
Talocan United
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Posted - 2011.08.20 07:00:00 -
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Originally by: Singeabooty Raj
Alot of the general population of new eden may not be aware of this but for a while those that can afford vanity have been dicsussing breaking off to a new area of space.
I think both sides could agree on this course of action. 
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Singeabooty Raj
Marcabian 5th Invasion Fleet
HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2011.08.20 07:37:00 -
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Edited by: Singeabooty Raj on 20/08/2011 07:40:48
aye am terrible pster you win somw lose some that was ****ing terribole
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HEAD AND SHOULDERS
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Posted - 2011.08.20 10:51:00 -
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WTF, These rookies have 45 Billion between 2 of them, how much the rest of them have? What are they doing to gather this ISK? Any intel on these rookies?
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Shartifartblast
Minmatar
In Praise Of Shadows
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Posted - 2011.08.20 12:25:00 -
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2 pages of someone wishing he was a big deal but can't do anything but post crap on the forums.
Scrub.
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0racle
Galactic Rangers
Galactic-Rangers
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Posted - 2011.08.20 13:51:00 -
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Originally by: HEAD AND SHOULDERS
WTF, These rookies have 45 Billion between 2 of them, how much the rest of them have? What are they doing to gather this ISK? Any intel on these rookies?
Eve time codes, the currency of lazy bastards and the staple food of hard workers.
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P0TAT0
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Posted - 2011.08.21 07:37:00 -
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Originally by: 0racle
Originally by: HEAD AND SHOULDERS
WTF, These rookies have 45 Billion between 2 of them, how much the rest of them have? What are they doing to gather this ISK? Any intel on these rookies?
Eve time codes, the currency of lazy bastards and the staple food of hard workers.
yes we have spent over 2,500 USD on PLEX
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Izziee
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Posted - 2011.08.21 23:03:00 -
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Originally by: P0TAT0
Originally by: 0racle
Originally by: HEAD AND SHOULDERS
WTF, These rookies have 45 Billion between 2 of them, how much the rest of them have? What are they doing to gather this ISK? Any intel on these rookies?
Eve time codes, the currency of lazy bastards and the staple food of hard workers.
yes we have spent over 2,500 USD on PLEX
Which is about five bucks in the rest of the worlds currency.
****ing peasant
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Jerry Pepridge
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Posted - 2011.08.22 01:04:00 -
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Originally by: Shartifartblast
2 pages of someone wishing he was a big deal but can't do anything but post crap on the forums.
Scrub.
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Skippermonkey
Tactical Knightmare
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Posted - 2011.08.22 12:10:00 -
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Originally by: P0TAT0
M0N0CLE
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EVE: TESTING GROUNDS FOR WoD & DUST SINCE 2011 |
Aeneus McKay
Pilots of Epic
Roughneck Regulators
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Posted - 2011.08.22 17:41:00 -
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Jesus not this subject again
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P0TAT0
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Posted - 2011.08.23 00:32:00 -
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ANYONE that has lost a ship due to one of our members infiltrating yoru corp and pointing, dropping you to 50% structure, ransoming, popping, convoe spamming, and then podding is welcome to get some ISK back at the EOH poker room. I have been donating alot of YOUR ISK there as of late. So please feel free to take a shot at getting ur ISK back with EOH as your neutral 3rd party
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Dracoliche
Stiff Pickle Collection Agency
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Posted - 2011.08.23 00:34:00 -
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SAGE
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P0TAT0
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Posted - 2011.08.23 07:13:00 -
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don't know what sage is other than a type of "fruit" ? <--- troll that LULZ
So EOH is 100% legitimate ATM and if you have recently lost ISK to a M0N0CLE member you can request a 1 v 1 AKA heads up tournament with any of us for the amount of isk lost and we will give you a shot at winning your ISK back through a neutral 3rd party.
Join channel EOH POKER and request to Heads Up the M0N0CLE member that baited you today
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Tarsen
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Posted - 2011.08.23 11:25:00 -
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Edited by: Tarsen on 23/08/2011 11:26:04
WOW... well I don't do this often but shocked face!
So let me get this straight. you guys scam people out of isk and then play a poker game with them with their own isk?
My sides hurt from laughing so hard. I'm so glad an original idea has finally been posted on Crime and Punishment.
10/10
I'm still laughing
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P0TAT0
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Posted - 2011.08.24 09:46:00 -
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Well I joined EOH poker and had a liquid 24 billion to gamble. I made it up to 50 billion and then dropped down to 0 Billion same day. EOH poker is a great ride and 100% M0N0CLE approved |
Umad Bro Questionmark
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Posted - 2011.08.24 19:25:00 -
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Just another frustrated virgin developing embarrassing psychological conditions through excessive use of social media... and yet in 10 years another ****up will fall asleep while driving the truck cross country and hopefully die in the first river/beaver dam.
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Griznatch
Gallente
Xicron Syndicate
Double Tap Alliance
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Posted - 2011.08.24 21:48:00 -
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Hey, whats goin on in here?
Quote:
whats a signature?
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Umad Bro Questionmark
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Posted - 2011.08.24 21:51:00 -
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Edited by: Umad Bro Questionmark on 24/08/2011 21:52:48
Originally by: Griznatch
Hey, whats goin on in here?
Butthurt pubbie who can't really win at EvE in any way bought a Monocle and continues to spam the forum with the same uninteresting topics.
edit: i was hoping that due to my name i'd have to avoid saying ib "umad bro?" on every topic..
Current state of the forums:
Making capsuleers slightly angry since 2003.
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Griznatch
Gallente
Xicron Syndicate
Double Tap Alliance
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Posted - 2011.08.24 22:23:00 -
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Originally by: Umad Bro Questionmark
Edited by: Umad Bro Questionmark on 24/08/2011 21:52:48
Originally by: Griznatch
Hey, whats goin on in here?
Butthurt pubbie who can't really win at EvE in any way bought a Monocle and continues to spam the forum with the same uninteresting topics.
edit: i was hoping that due to my name i'd have to avoid saying ib "umad bro?" on every topic..
Maybe if you cry about it some more, he might stop
Quote:
whats a signature?
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Umad Bro Questionmark
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Posted - 2011.08.25 02:13:00 -
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Can't a man feed a troll anymore 
Current state of the forums:
Making capsuleers slightly angry since 2003.
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