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E man Industries
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Posted - 2011.08.19 16:57:00 -
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Edited by: E man Industries on 19/08/2011 16:57:48
EVE lacks a sales pitch apperently...think we can add some. Also how would you sell EVE to a non eve co-worker?
http://jestertrek.blogspot.com/2011/08/getting-under-eve-is-real.html
How would you pitch EVE is as few qords as possible?
other than "it's internet space ships in a single giant world where players shape the world rather than typical scripted mmo encouters."
best i got.
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Hello WoW players. Look at your toon, now back to me. Sadly it isn't me, but if it wasn't simplistic pre scripted linear mono dimensional game you could look like me. I'm in a Paladin |
Fix Lag
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Posted - 2011.08.19 17:00:00 -
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Eve is real, obviously, since it's working out so great as a marketing gimmick for CCP.
Fix Lag! |
Velicitia
Gallente
Open Designs
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Posted - 2011.08.19 17:04:00 -
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"EVE is real! I was there!"
Seriously -- the newest trailer got my (non-gamer) wife interested enough to run a trial...
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 Originally by: CCP Games, 2010
Creation is so precious; and greed, so destructive. Your choices can make a diference
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Cipher Jones
Minmatar
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Posted - 2011.08.19 17:08:00 -
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"If youve never been ass****d and thrown down a flight of stairs afterwards but want to know what it feels like without actually doing it, you should try Eve online."
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Adapt and overcome or become a monkey on an evolution poster.
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Khagah Mishi
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Posted - 2011.08.19 17:12:00 -
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Originally by: E man Industries
How would you pitch EVE is as few qords as possible?
"Don't."
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suki cox
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Posted - 2011.08.19 17:14:00 -
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"You can buy a nyx pilot complete with nyx and always win."
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Tiven loves Tansien
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Posted - 2011.08.19 17:17:00 -
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Edited by: Tiven loves Tansien on 19/08/2011 17:17:46
EVE is a MicrosTransactions korea-like crap
No, that isn't a reverse psychology trick.
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Kilrayn
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Posted - 2011.08.19 17:21:00 -
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"EvE, hope you like reading!!!"
In all honesty though, EvE is so unique it's quite difficult to explain it to your average gamer. It's not like any other mmo out there. With that in mind, perhaps "EvE, It's now WoW!!!" would also be appropriate 
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Mr Kidd
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Posted - 2011.08.19 17:37:00 -
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Incarna...bring out the gimp.
The NeX...got a few dollars to spare? B*tch please! Stop wasting my time!
Eve...if your a pervert that gets off on r*pe fantasies, plenty here for you!
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MsValentineWiggin
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Posted - 2011.08.19 18:04:00 -
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"Sociopaths in Space" |
Ranger 1
Amarr
Imperial Shipment
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Posted - 2011.08.19 18:06:00 -
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Originally by: Cipher Jones
"If youve never been ass****d and thrown down a flight of stairs afterwards but want to know what it feels like without actually doing it, you should try Eve online."
Excellent! That may just be sig worthy.
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The world will not end in 2012, however there will be a serious nerf to Planetary Interaction. |
T'Laar Bok
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Posted - 2011.08.19 18:22:00 -
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Originally by: Cipher Jones
"If youve never been ass****d and thrown down a flight of stairs afterwards but want to know what it feels like without actually doing it, you should try Eve online."
And thats just CCP, the players are worse. |
Marchocias
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Posted - 2011.08.19 18:28:00 -
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I explained how much more amusing Eve is than many other MMOs, owing to the high level of serious business. |
Phelan Votronski
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Posted - 2011.08.19 18:34:00 -
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Why would I do that to anyone? I'm not that cruel.
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Grey Stormshadow
Starwreck Industries
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Posted - 2011.08.19 18:45:00 -
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Eve online - work in progress - ready soonTM.
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This is one of the moments where we look at what CCP does and less of what they say. Innovation takes time to set in and the predictable reaction is always to resist change |
Hicksimus
Gallente
Mom's Friendly Spaceship Company
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Posted - 2011.08.19 19:00:00 -
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I'd say "it's a game about solitary confinement and sometimes you see spaceships."
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Ceelah
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Posted - 2011.08.19 19:33:00 -
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Edited by: Ceelah on 19/08/2011 19:34:02
My pitch goes like this:
"Seven years ago EVE was new and fun. Four years ago EVE was harder to play but still fun. Two Years ago EVE was mass marketed and it became crowded and not so much fun. Today EVE is for whiney teens, Russian Bots, and the mechanics change more than the content. You should go play X3TC or something else. Really." |
Soma Khan
Caldari
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Posted - 2011.08.19 20:05:00 -
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Originally by: Ceelah
Edited by: Ceelah on 19/08/2011 19:34:02
My pitch goes like this:
"Seven years ago EVE was new and fun. Four years ago EVE was harder to play but still fun. Two Years ago EVE was mass marketed and it became crowded and not so much fun. Today EVE is for whiney teens, Russian Bots, and the mechanics change more than the content. You should go play X3TC or something else. Really."
guess who ass****d this guy
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Aldan Romar
Amarr
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Posted - 2011.08.19 20:07:00 -
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"One of the best games I ever played" (personal)
"An impressive graphic engine" (technical)
"You liked Elite, but you'll love EVE" (for the older crowd)
"A myriad of possibilities all rolled in one package" (game world)
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Wu Tarot
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Posted - 2011.08.19 20:08:00 -
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Tell them about things like guiding hand social club, an the goons that disbanded BoB, and the riots that happened over "Greed is Good", yeah the first two tend to paint a picture of EVE youll never see but it gets them interested lol
an even the riots, ppl are interested on a game where that CAN happen
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Ceelah
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Posted - 2011.08.19 20:08:00 -
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Originally by: Soma Khan
Originally by: Ceelah
Edited by: Ceelah on 19/08/2011 19:34:02
My pitch goes like this:
"Seven years ago EVE was new and fun. Four years ago EVE was harder to play but still fun. Two Years ago EVE was mass marketed and it became crowded and not so much fun. Today EVE is for whiney teens, Russian Bots, and the mechanics change more than the content. You should go play X3TC or something else. Really."
guess who ass****d this guy
Same people who have been, or will be, assr@ping you: CCP. |
Cutter Sarke
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Posted - 2011.08.19 20:33:00 -
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very simply put STAY AWAY CCp doesnt care
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Black Dranzer
Caldari
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Posted - 2011.08.19 20:36:00 -
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I'd tell them to hold off until CCP gets their **** together.
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Meryl SinGarda
Caldari
Belligerent Underpayed Tactical Team
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Posted - 2011.08.19 20:46:00 -
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"Think for yourself! Stop listening to what these WoW-lifers tell you!"
Fly safe, Die hard |
BehindDOORNEXWhore
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Posted - 2011.08.19 20:58:00 -
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I'm too embarrassed to tell people I play EVE.
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Baillif
AQUILA INC
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Posted - 2011.08.19 21:47:00 -
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Originally by: Khagah Mishi
Originally by: E man Industries
How would you pitch EVE is as few qords as possible?
"Don't."
Pretty much this
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Merivel Mar
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Posted - 2011.08.19 22:13:00 -
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How About this pitch:
EVE Online! A Second Job "You" have to pay For! 
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Metlec
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Posted - 2011.08.19 23:10:00 -
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"Its a big spaceship game, you probably wouldn't like it"
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Ryhss
Caldari
The Excecutorans
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Posted - 2011.08.19 23:12:00 -
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I tell them it's one big server, which sounds cool until they join and we never find each other without making 40-50 jumps, so they quit in frustration.
Originally by: Kaethe Kollwitz
null sec sucks dongs.
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Alec Freeman
Minmatar
Deadspace Knights
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Posted - 2011.08.19 23:17:00 -
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"Recent patch has kind of ass ****d the player base. But its still better than WoW."
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