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Leona Elum
Save Jita
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Posted - 2011.08.24 12:37:00 -
[31]
Posting in CCP sanctioned troll thread. 
Internet Speed Test - How fast are you?
IGB: www.savejita.evezone.org |
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X-Factor Industries
Synthetic Existence
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Posted - 2011.08.24 12:52:00 -
[32]
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stoicfaux
Gallente
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Posted - 2011.08.24 13:19:00 -
[33]
I thought Zen posting was against the ToS?
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Ingvar Angst
Amarr
Nasty Pope Holding Corp
Talocan United
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Posted - 2011.08.24 13:23:00 -
[34]
This thread is the sound of one hand clapping.
In space.
Monocles are so two weeks ago.
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Arkon Hjallian
Wildly Inappropriate
Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.08.24 13:25:00 -
[35]
The decision to post in this thread was harder than a one-armed man hanging off the edge of a cliff with itchy nuts.
Still, it was a soft landing..
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SilentSkills
Gallente
Tax Evaders Inc.
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Posted - 2011.08.24 13:35:00 -
[36]
The Monocle Definition
CCP -  Originally by: Imuran
Cannot code properly
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Takamori Maruyama
Amarr
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
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Posted - 2011.08.24 13:39:00 -
[37]
oh my.
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CCP Xhagen
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Posted - 2011.08.24 13:43:00 -
[38]
Originally by: Leona Elum
Posting in CCP sanctioned troll thread.
The trolls are not here, they are under that bridge over there.
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Bane Necran
Minmatar
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Posted - 2011.08.24 13:59:00 -
[39]
Originally by: CCP Xhagen
Originally by: Leona Elum
Posting in CCP sanctioned troll thread.
The trolls are not here, they are under that bridge over there.
Lies! The bridge folk are honest god-fearing people. I won't have you slandering their good name.
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Joe SMASH
You Got A Purty Mouth
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Posted - 2011.08.24 14:05:00 -
[40]
This thread needs more ponies... and hats...
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Victoria Wolfe
Caldari
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Posted - 2011.08.24 14:06:00 -
[41]
Bridge trolls in the Witcher series are helpful and vital to the maintenance of the local transportation infrastructure!
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Tirun Araun
Gallente
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Posted - 2011.08.24 14:16:00 -
[42]
Space is big.
You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind- bogglingly big it is.
I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist's, but that's just peanuts to space.
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"The planets of a trillion suns can [...] become infected with the itch of thought - that great pandemic! - as readily as one."
Tigerishka, in "The Wanderer" by Fritz Leiber
Denied cAKe - Cortes
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Leona Elum
Save Jita
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Posted - 2011.08.24 14:18:00 -
[43]
Originally by: CCP Xhagen
Originally by: Leona Elum
Posting in CCP sanctioned troll thread.
The trolls are not here, they are under that bridge over there.
/me put on tinfoil hat and runs to hide under the bridge
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stoicfaux
Gallente
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Posted - 2011.08.24 14:23:00 -
[44]
Originally by: Tirun Araun
Space is big.
You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind- bogglingly big it is.
I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist's, but that's just peanuts to space.
It also means that the average word count in a post is zero.
When you take the space of the media that the post is stored on and divide that amount of space by the size of the universe, all posts take up essentially zero space, which means that all posts are zero in size on average.
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CCP Xhagen
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Posted - 2011.08.24 14:33:00 -
[45]
Edited by: CCP Xhagen on 24/08/2011 14:33:50
Originally by: Bane Necran
Originally by: CCP Xhagen
Originally by: Leona Elum
Posting in CCP sanctioned troll thread.
The trolls are not here, they are under that bridge over there.
Lies! The bridge folk are honest god-fearing people. I won't have you slandering their good name.
And slandering the trolls is perfectly alright? I mean some of them eat children and others take human pets - but their good names should not be slandered.
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Simetraz
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Posted - 2011.08.24 14:36:00 -
[46]
Blank canvas =work of art.
Empty forum post = 10/10 rating best read ever. 
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Bombardier McJones
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Posted - 2011.08.24 14:37:00 -
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Many were increasingly of the opinion that they'd all made a big mistake in coming down from the trees in the first place. And some said that even the trees had been a bad move, and that no one should ever have left the oceans.
And then, one Thursday, nearly two thousand years after one man had been nailed to a tree for saying how great it would be to be nice to people for a change, a girl sitting on her own in a small cafT in Rickmansworth suddenly realized what it was that had been going wrong all this time, and she finally knew how the world could be made a good and happy place. This time it was right, it would work, and no one would have to get nailed to anything.
Sadly, however, before she could get to a phone to tell anyone about it, the Earth was unexpectedly demolished to make way for a new hyperspace bypass, and so the idea was lost, seemingly for ever. 
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Kendon Riddick
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Posted - 2011.08.24 14:43:00 -
[48]
Originally by: CCP Cascade
Originally by: Ethan Bejorn
Ahahaha! Eve search. CCP alts posting in support CCP's terrible game development.
I'm not sure how you managed to tinfoil yourself to this conclusion. I saw a thread with an empty title, found an empty op and decided to reply with an empty post.
and you blanked edited yours to look just like his, very good attention to detail....
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CCP Xhagen
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Posted - 2011.08.24 14:47:00 -
[49]
Originally by: Bombardier McJones
Many were increasingly of the opinion that they'd all made a big mistake in coming down from the trees in the first place. And some said that even the trees had been a bad move, and that no one should ever have left the oceans.
And then, one Thursday, nearly two thousand years after one man had been nailed to a tree for saying how great it would be to be nice to people for a change, a girl sitting on her own in a small cafT in Rickmansworth suddenly realized what it was that had been going wrong all this time, and she finally knew how the world could be made a good and happy place. This time it was right, it would work, and no one would have to get nailed to anything.
Sadly, however, before she could get to a phone to tell anyone about it, the Earth was unexpectedly demolished to make way for a new hyperspace bypass, and so the idea was lost, seemingly for ever.
Damn those Vogons!
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Lester Knight Chaykin
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Posted - 2011.08.24 14:50:00 -
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So, why exactly CCP didn't lock this thread for lack of contents and spammed it with useless posts and trolls instead?
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Bane Necran
Minmatar
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Posted - 2011.08.24 14:50:00 -
[51]
Originally by: CCP Xhagen
And slandering the trolls is perfectly alright? I mean some of them eat children and others take human pets - but their good names should not be slandered.
I don't talk about it much, but one of my dearest alts was struck down in his prime by a pair of trolls. No amount of slander can be too much for such awful creatures.
I spent years trying to make sense of it all. Sipping brake fluid to ease the pain of my loss. If it wasn't for the gentle nature of the bridge folk, who taught me how to love again, i might have just given up.
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Ian Isk
Sounds Legit
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Posted - 2011.08.24 14:56:00 -
[52]
Originally by: Lester Knight Chaykin
So, why exactly CCP didn't lock this thread for lack of contents and spammed it with useless posts and trolls instead?
Let me tell you about this abstract concept called "a sense of humor"..
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Xercodo
Amarr
Xovoni Directorate
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Posted - 2011.08.24 14:57:00 -
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Originally by: CCP Xhagen
Originally by: Bombardier McJones
Many were increasingly of the opinion that they'd all made a big mistake in coming down from the trees in the first place. And some said that even the trees had been a bad move, and that no one should ever have left the oceans.
And then, one Thursday, nearly two thousand years after one man had been nailed to a tree for saying how great it would be to be nice to people for a change, a girl sitting on her own in a small cafT in Rickmansworth suddenly realized what it was that had been going wrong all this time, and she finally knew how the world could be made a good and happy place. This time it was right, it would work, and no one would have to get nailed to anything.
Sadly, however, before she could get to a phone to tell anyone about it, the Earth was unexpectedly demolished to make way for a new hyperspace bypass, and so the idea was lost, seemingly for ever.
Damn those Vogons!
at least you have your towel tho rite?
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Ammzi
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Posted - 2011.08.24 15:13:00 -
[54]
Wooo \o/ post of epic trolls!
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Othran
Brutor Tribe
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Posted - 2011.08.24 15:16:00 -
[55]
Originally by: Kendon riddick
Originally by: CCP Cascade
Originally by: Ethan Bejorn
Ahahaha! Eve search. CCP alts posting in support CCP's terrible game development.
I'm not sure how you managed to tinfoil yourself to this conclusion. I saw a thread with an empty title, found an empty op and decided to reply with an empty post.
and you blanked edited yours to look just like his, very good attention to detail....
/me adds tinfoil 
Interestingly eve-search was down for a while and doesn't have the original thread.
Added tinfoil and Chribba, what more could you want?
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Ranger 1
Amarr
Imperial Shipment
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Posted - 2011.08.24 15:28:00 -
[56]
My parents were killed by bridge trolls.
Please donate ISK to assist me in my ninja training so that I may ultimately have revenge.
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Ira Theos
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Posted - 2011.08.24 15:29:00 -
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Originally by: Lester Knight Chaykin
So, why exactly CCP didn't lock this thread for lack of contents and spammed it with useless posts and trolls instead?
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Because this is the most entertaining content they have come up with in a long time and they can't afford to waste a chance to put a smile on their client's faces??
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beeker1
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Posted - 2011.08.24 15:34:00 -
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we need more posts like these, makes reading the forum a lot easier.
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Kendon Riddick
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Posted - 2011.08.24 15:35:00 -
[59]
Edited by: Kendon riddick on 24/08/2011 15:36:11
The OP needed a pic of the door, then there would be somthing awesome to look at.
This thread is the ultimate red october of troll threads... 11/10
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Aloe Cloveris
The Greater Goon
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Posted - 2011.08.24 15:36:00 -
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Serviced by: your mother on 24/08/2011 15:29:15 |
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