
Nomad Vherokic
Minmatar
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Posted - 2011.08.26 16:13:00 -
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"Half Man, Half Machine" (Goldie Lookin' chain)
Binatone Spectrum, Pacman, Commodore ZX-81, donkey kong, ****ing high score Push it to the limit, couldn't push it any more Wanna be a ****ing robot after smoking loads of draw
Bought a speak and spell, stuck it to my chest And wraps some ****ing TIN FOIL to my head and to my vest Walking down the street, my next door neighbours not impressed I'm a robot and buying ten ***s is my quest
Eggsie's gone too far, he thinks he's robocop He's covered in tinfoil and he's got matching metal socks We tried to sedate him but he ****ing escaped The man robot myth starts to escalate
He tries to sell himself standing in Curries But if the police turn up, he runs in a ****ing hurry He tries to plug himself in the mains with his nob And when he's fully recharged he goes out on the rob
Half man, half machine What does it mean? What does it mean?
Half man, half machine What does it mean? What does it mean?
Being a robot in my digital domain Enter my world, feel my pain I'm not like other people you might see or you might know I made love to a BBC micro Touching on the disk drive, the monitor got hot I knew from then, I was a mother****ing robot Bill Gates from Microsoft, Stephen Hawking's voice And ****ing Lara Croft
I built a lab, secret in my loft And built a special costume that would help me to jack off I sat there in front of the screen For many years, this had been my wet dream Now I've reched it, I'm finally there Like terminator being filmed in Aberdare So alone, when people stop and stare Like C3PO but with pubes and hair
Robot Love Robot Robotic Breakdancing Robot
The doctors found a nut They said he was an headcase 'cos he sticks silver and cans on his face
Sucking off antennas and trying to **** the fridge And burnt his pubic wig, with the high voltage
I am a robot My prime directive is to's go to's the shops And buy's ten ***s Do's you's compute?
He wants to buy ten ***s, his destination is the shops A tinfoil suit and a hat like Robocop If you ask him then he'll do a bodypop Like terminator, yeah he just won't stop
Put electical cable down through the eye of his **** Plugged it in the wall and gave himself a big shock The reason that he did it wasn't to give himself pain Watching Terminator over again and again
**** man, get him, ****ing restrain him man get him ****ing, ****ing get him down man inject him man, get him down He's ****ing nuts spa and he's losing it Help me man, just get him ****ing....
Half man, half machine What does it mean? What does it mean?
Half man, half machine What does it mean? What does it mean?
Half man, half machine What does it mean? What does it mean? --
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