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Taylis Jakkar
Metal Tactical
0
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Posted - 2012.10.01 18:56:00 -
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Here in New Eden we are happy to introduce the Pod Express Shuttle Service.
A new, free, and completely hassle way to travel!!
You have been found running around in your pod, a fragile little thing, and so we wished to speed up your travel time as a free and gratuitous service while you enjoy your stay in high security space.
While we were at it we also thought your clone to be a rather old, defunct and outdated version and so, due to our affiliation with cloning services throughout New Eden we have allowed you the great satisfaction of a new and better clone.
Make sure to check out the gift shop on your way out. Have a nice day!
- Pod Express R Us
A link to our other satisfied customers
http://eve-kill.net/?a=corp_detail&crp_id=296028 |
lanyaie
547
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Posted - 2012.10.01 19:00:00 -
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2/10
Hay |
James 315
Experimental Fun Times Corp
2867
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Posted - 2012.10.01 19:04:00 -
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Wow! Looks like you have a successful business model and are already off to a great start. Well done! 
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Unsuccessful At Everything
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
24
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Posted - 2012.10.01 19:07:00 -
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So you posted to say that you killed a pod in highsec and to give yourself a pat on the back? :::golf clap::: There is no way your self esteem can be that low. Go outside once in a while and enjoy the sunshine, and for heavens sake, DONT POST on the forums if you happen to beat up a preschooler. |
Taylis Jakkar
Metal Tactical
0
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Posted - 2012.10.01 19:13:00 -
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Thank you all for such kind words.
Snippets from our HAPPY customers
Re: Pod Express Fan Mail Request
From: Kei kiraa
Sent: 2012.09.06 15:43
To: Taylis Jakkar,
cool life bro'
Re: Pod Express Fan Mail Request
From: Mick Fightmaster
Sent: 2012.09.07 00:15
To: Taylis Jakkar,
Lol. This is classic. Good thing I got where I needed to go faster. Thanks Taylis! If you need reimbursement for your thrasher loss, let me know. I'd be happy to pay for it
Hope my 1mil pod was worth it. I know I loved it!
Hugs and kisses,
Mick
More to come later. This is a great service and is available ONLY in high security space for our most valued customers. |
Paul Oliver
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
4538
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Posted - 2012.10.01 19:15:00 -
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I foresee this topic going places.
Its good to be Gallente. |
Karl Hobb
Stellar Ore Refinery and Crematorium
644
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Posted - 2012.10.01 19:20:00 -
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Popping auto-piloting pods is truly the apex of EVE gameplay, well done sir!
Nothing Found |
TriadSte
IronPig
Sev3rance
112
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Posted - 2012.10.01 19:32:00 -
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Question though :
Your at -10 sec...How do you get these kills? from your KB there you work alot in 0.9 and 1.0 systems.
Don't the Navy chash the **** outta you? Do you simply warp to a station in the hope of seeing a pod?
Can an alt RR you with Navy damage?
Ive never done this so i'm intrigued. |
Jake Warbird
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
1757
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Posted - 2012.10.01 19:38:00 -
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Too many. |
Karl Hobb
Stellar Ore Refinery and Crematorium
647
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Posted - 2012.10.01 19:43:00 -
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TriadSte wrote:Don't the Navy chash the **** outta you?
Last time I did this with the Navy chasing me: Warp to 10 back and forth between gates, sebos activated, find auto-piloting pod, lock, presto! Wait out GCC, do it again. Navy won't catch you if you warp align fast enough.
There are probably better ways of doing this, but that worked for me.
Nothing Found |
James 315
Experimental Fun Times Corp
2868
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Posted - 2012.10.01 19:47:00 -
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So when can we get a pod-scanning module that detects implants?
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Taylis Jakkar
Metal Tactical
0
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Posted - 2012.10.01 21:31:00 -
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Happy Customer this one!! Someone got to remember to update his clone the hard way.
Re: Pod Express Fan Mail Request
From: Duvan Slabbert
Sent: 2012.09.08 01:36
To: Taylis Jakkar,
whom the **** do you think you are?
Pod kill
From: Duvan Slabbert
Sent: 2012.09.08 01:44
To: Taylis Jakkar,
You, me saterday 15:00 eve time in a frigate batle.
If i win, you give 200mill for the amout of days i lost on Surgical strike.
If you win, i will let this go.
Stop beying such a pusy a fight for real and not pod hunting fagot.
I love leaving work with a smile on my face dont you. He was really such a sweetheart you just have to get to know the inner goo. Some artillery really cracks through that tough exterior to that soft gushy inner goo quite well dontcha think. |
James 315
Experimental Fun Times Corp
2869
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Posted - 2012.10.01 23:04:00 -
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Taylis Jakkar wrote: I love leaving work with a smile on my face dont you. He was really such a sweetheart you just have to get to know the inner goo. Some artillery really cracks through that tough exterior to that soft gushy inner goo quite well dontcha think.
You and your business have a bright future in this lovely game of EVE.
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Liafcipe9000
Smeghead Empire
55
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Posted - 2012.10.01 23:44:00 -
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SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY |
Alara IonStorm
3227
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Posted - 2012.10.02 01:28:00 -
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Heh good for a laugh.
Still amazed that you were able to find 170 people who travel by pod when you get a free rookie ship just by docking and shuttles / 1 mil T1 Frigates are everywhere. Then again I am an EVE Optimist in a sea of cold water.
Sad thing is I bet very few actually learned from this. The only way the OP's "Business" stays afloat is by stupidity.   |
Abannan
Moira.
Villore Accords
40
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Posted - 2012.10.02 01:48:00 -
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Confirming you are the first person to ever do something like this and your origionality is an inspiration to us all |
Andski
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
4942
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Posted - 2012.10.02 02:39:00 -
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http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=14763902
Should someone tell him that a single Snake implant is useless and less effective than a single speed hardwiring?
Nah.
Edit: though I do like the pod you killed with all those +5% hardwirings (http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=14762500) - keep it up, you're doing god's work~
please leave |
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ISD Suvetar
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
173
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Posted - 2012.10.02 02:50:00 -
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Hi,
Please note that posting killboard links is not permitted, so I've taken the liberty of clearing them up in this thread.
I'd normally say 'Thanks and fly safe' but I suspect things are going to get colourful for you, so I'm going to say:
Thanks and be careful!*
*and follow the forum rules 
ISD Suvetar
Captain
Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs)
Interstellar Services Department |
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Taylis Jakkar
Metal Tactical
0
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Posted - 2012.10.02 03:19:00 -
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ISD Suvetar wrote:Hi, Please note that posting killboard links is not permitted, so I've taken the liberty of clearing them up in this thread. I'd normally say 'Thanks and fly safe' but I suspect things are going to get colourful for you, so I'm going to say: Thanks and be careful!* *and follow the forum rules
Aww that sucks sweetheart. To bad didnt actually know it was breaking the rules. Was hoping for some media coverage.
Is there anyway to link it at all? thanx |
Taylis Jakkar
Metal Tactical
0
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Posted - 2012.10.02 03:21:00 -
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And a new satisfied customer.
Re: Pod Express Fan Mail Request
From: Darmanian3
Sent: 2012.10.02 03:16
To: Taylis Jakkar,
You will now be set KOS by my alliacne so i would stay out of providence
Guess my high sec business will stay WAY away from there then. Tee hee hee Such cuties that you kill. |
Devil Dodger
Cult of Escobar
12
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Posted - 2012.10.02 04:04:00 -
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Taylis Jakkar wrote:And a new satisfied customer.
Re: Pod Express Fan Mail Request
From: Darmanian3
Sent: 2012.10.02 03:16
To: Taylis Jakkar,
You will now be set KOS by my alliacne so i would stay out of providence
Guess my high sec business will stay WAY away from there then. Tee hee hee Such cuties that you kill.
http://kos.cva-eve.org/?q=taylis+jakkar
Talking **** like usual.
Support my implant marketing campaign: https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=1903853#post1903853
Our customer list: http://poachers.mindflood.org/ |
Taylis Jakkar
Metal Tactical
0
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Posted - 2012.10.02 04:21:00 -
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Devil Dodger wrote:Taylis Jakkar wrote:And a new satisfied customer.
Re: Pod Express Fan Mail Request
From: Darmanian3
Sent: 2012.10.02 03:16
To: Taylis Jakkar,
You will now be set KOS by my alliacne so i would stay out of providence
Guess my high sec business will stay WAY away from there then. Tee hee hee Such cuties that you kill. http://kos.cva-eve.org/?q=taylis+jakkarTalking **** like usual.
Give the dear some time to get his panties into a bunch. Hes oh so gracious and kind to kill my tear jar so early in the game right up to the brim with delicious alliance level tears Im so happy to serve such great customers. Always giving back this community is!! |
luZk
x13
73
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Posted - 2012.10.02 05:13:00 -
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~elite pvp~ |
TharOkha
0asis Group
79
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Posted - 2012.10.02 06:17:00 -
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Taylis Jakkar wrote:
"Look mom, look. I killed a pod"
GÇ£If reality can destroy the dream, why shouldn't the dream destroy reality?GÇ¥ |
Sin Pew
Dakini Rising
The Kali Cartel
127
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Posted - 2012.10.02 09:29:00 -
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That was really worth a thread :yawn:
"haiku are easy,
But sometimes they don't make sense,
Refrigerator." |
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ISD TYPE40
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
1350
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Posted - 2012.10.02 09:37:00 -
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Thread moved from GD to C&P - ISD Type40.
ISD Type40
Lieutenant
Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs)
Interstellar Services Department |
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Vojk
The Sneaky Bastards
208
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Posted - 2012.10.02 10:15:00 -
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Taylis Jakkar wrote:
Stop beying such a pusy a fight for real and not pod hunting fagot.
This is so going in my bio later.
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Kane the Black
Black Dragon Fighting Society
The Devil's Tattoo
16
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Posted - 2012.10.02 11:56:00 -
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Quietly supporting this thread for its tear generation and fanmail.
Yarr!! |
Taylis Jakkar
Metal Tactical
0
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Posted - 2012.10.03 02:59:00 -
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Written as Im warping to Hek......
Good luck ever undocking
From: Sudeyn D'Eath
Sent: 2012.09.30 05:48
To: Taylis Jakkar,
Hey,
So how's the podding career working out for you?
I see you have a -10 standing, you're docked in Jita (look up) and I just placed a 100m bounty on your head.
Enjoy Eve.
Theyre just so cute at this age. Hes my favorite hate mailer so far. Obvious Pod Express Fanmail lover!! |
loyalanon
The Conference Elite
8
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Posted - 2012.10.04 22:32:00 -
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Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:So you posted to say that you killed a pod in highsec and to give yourself a pat on the back? :::golf clap::: There is no way your self esteem can be that low. Go outside once in a while and enjoy the sunshine, and for heavens sake, DONT POST on the forums if you happen to beat up a preschooler.
LOL so much rage. how many implants did you lose. |
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