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Galaxy Pig
GPS Corp
NightSong Directorate
17
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Posted - 2012.10.03 21:48:00 -
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Target: Mort ach
Location: Thiarer, Orva, or surrounding systems
Conditions: Must deliver frozen corpse along with an EVEmail linking both his mining ship kill, his pod kill, and your concord loss to claim reward. No pod = no reward.
Reward: 250 mil + a reimbursement for the jita price of your hull, not fitting
I would recommend a smartbombing raven, he's weary, and he doesn't mine AFK and will close down operation at the first sign of trouble.
Bonus: He mines in clusters of exhumers, while Mort ach is the primary target, 20 mil will be paid for any additional mining ships you manage to take out in the attack.
Do not reveal any intel as to the nature of the contract. |
Mra Rednu
Black Watch Guard
Gl0rious Bastards
120
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Posted - 2012.10.03 22:16:00 -
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Galaxy Pig wrote:Target: Mort ach
Location: Thiarer, Orva, or surrounding systems
Conditions: Must deliver frozen corpse along with an EVEmail linking both his mining ship kill, his pod kill, and your concord loss to claim reward. No pod = no reward.
Reward: 250 mil + a reimbursement for the jita price of your hull, not fitting
I would recommend a smartbombing raven, he's weary, and he doesn't mine AFK and will close down operation at the first sign of trouble.
Bonus: He mines in clusters of exhumers, while Mort ach is the primary target, 20 mil will be paid for any additional mining ships you manage to take out in the attack.
Do not reveal any intel as to the nature of the contract.
and def do not reveal the targets name in a public forum.
oh and if you know where he is and what ship to use why not just do it and save the isk ? |
Flurk Hellbron
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
107
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Posted - 2012.10.03 23:13:00 -
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250 mil? I loled |
Ravnik
Choke-Hold
1140
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Posted - 2012.10.04 14:34:00 -
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Do you have combat skillz of your own?
You lose it here, you're in a world of hurt....-á |
Commander Ted
Rabid Ninja Space Monkey Inc.
Monkeys with Guns.
13
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Posted - 2012.10.04 19:34:00 -
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1. buy tornado
2. fit arty
3.??????
4. Profit |
Unsuccessful At Everything
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
50
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Posted - 2012.10.04 20:21:00 -
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Galaxy Pig wrote:Im willing to pay more for someone else to do this than i would be able to buy and fit the ship for and do it myself due to lack of testicular fortitude.
Fixed that for you. |
Katran Luftschreck
Royal Ammatar Engineering Corps
67
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Posted - 2012.10.05 00:02:00 -
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Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:Fixed that for you.
Perhaps OP does not want this being traced back to them? After all, a handgun is cheaper than a hitman, yet hitmen are still in business.
EvE Forum Bingo |
Robert Lefcourt
Audentia et Artis
E.B.O.L.A.
10
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Posted - 2012.10.05 07:29:00 -
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Katran Luftschreck wrote:Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:Fixed that for you. Perhaps OP does not want this being traced back to them?
What a smart idea to post in a public forum then...
regards,
rob
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Galaxy Pig
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
17
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Posted - 2012.10.05 08:19:00 -
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Oh! I forgot, he mines Fridays, all day, American time.
There are others kinds of skills beside combat? O_o
Actually, I figure he will figure it out eventually, he's a real life buddy of mine. You might have seen us at Fanfest 2012 f*ckin' sh!t up in group six. Duh dun dunt duh! Dun duh dun!... Sorry, I digress. He just carebears too much, and since he by and large refuses to engage in combat, I'm going to get some combat to engage in him. More of a prank than an act of malice. I just think it will be funnier to hear about it from him. Why don't I do it myself? Easy, my sec status is already -3.8 Alright, is the press conference over? Can we get back to the death warrant? |
Mra Rednu
Black Watch Guard
Gl0rious Bastards
123
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Posted - 2012.10.05 08:55:00 -
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Galaxy Pig wrote:
Easy, my sec status is already -3.8 Alright, is the press conference over? Can we get back to the death warrant?
Nope press conference still on.
A neg sec won't stop you from going into highsec and killing someone, esp as the system you said he in is a 0.5 so navy would take an age to react.
Go do it man and stop making excuses. |
RavenPaine
RaVeN Alliance
180
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Posted - 2012.10.05 15:37:00 -
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A RL friend that ruins his buddy's play time for lols. Your awesome dude. |
Karl Planck
Heretic Army
Heretic Nation
266
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Posted - 2012.10.05 16:56:00 -
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RavenPaine wrote:A RL friend that ruins his buddy's play time for lols. Your awesome dude.
i +1 you because i agree with this literally, not sarcastically like you intended it. This is awesome
Low-sec Best-sec |
Nayl Mkoll
Godless Horizon.
WHY so Seri0Us
11
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Posted - 2012.10.05 20:30:00 -
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mad props for posting hit contracts in warfare and tactics... its not like there exists a sub forum to ya know ask for mercs or hits.
I'm also not sure if this is a troll or your ******** if the recommended course of action is to use a SB'ing raven since the guy is smart... how is a smart bombing raven gonna sneak up and gank...? |
Galaxy Pig
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
20
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Posted - 2012.10.07 08:05:00 -
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O_o Anybody seein' this? ^^^ |
Mallak Azaria
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
723
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Posted - 2012.10.07 08:19:00 -
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People are seeing it, but you refuse offers for the job to commence. It's not our fault that you don't want to actually pay for the service.
Mining Barge buff: CCP-áhas acknowledged that miners in general-áare too stupid to make the correct fitting choices to make ganking them unprofitable. |
Galaxy Pig
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
20
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Posted - 2012.10.07 08:39:00 -
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Oh, you mean the scammer who wanted money up front even though I clearly state my conditions in the post?
I will in fact pay, what I won't do is hand money over to goons up front, as much as I love them.
I was actually referring to Nayl's bewilderment as to how a raven can be used to gank. Nayl, three words buddy: teamwork. |
Mallak Azaria
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
730
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Posted - 2012.10.07 12:20:00 -
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Galaxy Pig wrote:Oh, you mean the scammer who wanted money up front even though I clearly state my conditions in the post?
I will in fact pay, what I won't do is hand money over to goons up front, as much as I love them.
I was actually referring to Nayl's bewilderment as to how a raven can be used to gank. Nayl, three words buddy: teamwork.
Money up front is a pretty standard thing. No scam here, this is how I make money & I wouldn't make money if I scammed. Not to mention that you can't actually use the forums to scam...
Mining Barge buff: CCP-áhas acknowledged that miners in general-áare too stupid to make the correct fitting choices to make ganking them unprofitable. |
Jasmine Shepard
Relentless Destruction
No Remorse.
0
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Posted - 2012.10.08 05:56:00 -
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Mallak Azaria wrote:Galaxy Pig wrote:Oh, you mean the scammer who wanted money up front even though I clearly state my conditions in the post?
I will in fact pay, what I won't do is hand money over to goons up front, as much as I love them.
I was actually referring to Nayl's bewilderment as to how a raven can be used to gank. Nayl, three words buddy: teamwork. Money up front is a pretty standard thing. No scam here, this is how I make money & I wouldn't make money if I scammed. Not to mention that you can't actually use the forums to scam... EDIT: I'm such a nice guy. Tell all your friends about how awesome I am. Re: A friend of yours wants you ganked & podded From: Mort ach To: Mallak Azaria INBOX thx for the intel, i can tell you this much, pigs a broke mo'fo so good luck gettin paid... LOL
A friend of yours wants you ganked & podded From: Mallak Azaria Sent: 2012.10.07 12:32 To: Mort ach, I'd offered to do the job for him, but his actions point towards a scam so I'll just give you this for free. https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=159812&find=unread
and this why eve is so popular |
Nayl Mkoll
Godless Horizon.
WHY so Seri0Us
11
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Posted - 2012.10.08 12:32:00 -
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Galaxy Pig wrote:Oh, you mean the scammer who wanted money up front even though I clearly state my conditions in the post?
I will in fact pay, what I won't do is hand money over to goons up front, as much as I love them.
I was actually referring to Nayl's bewilderment as to how a raven can be used to gank. Nayl, three words buddy: teamwork.
its not bewilderment that a raven will work... its bewilderment that thats the idea you came up with. there are much more efficient ways of doing this even if your dead set on using a SB'ing BS... if you wanna use a SB;ing BS... why not use a cheap t1 BS... any one with 8 hislots will do... disco scorp/amrag will do the same thing as your raven at half the hull price. |
Mallak Azaria
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
758
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Posted - 2012.10.08 13:20:00 -
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Nayl Mkoll wrote:Galaxy Pig wrote:Oh, you mean the scammer who wanted money up front even though I clearly state my conditions in the post?
I will in fact pay, what I won't do is hand money over to goons up front, as much as I love them.
I was actually referring to Nayl's bewilderment as to how a raven can be used to gank. Nayl, three words buddy: teamwork. its not bewilderment that a raven will work... its bewilderment that thats the idea you came up with. there are much more efficient ways of doing this even if your dead set on using a SB'ing BS... if you wanna use a SB;ing BS... why not use a cheap t1 BS... any one with 8 hislots will do... disco scorp/amrag will do the same thing as your raven at half the hull price.
Scorpion doesn't have 8 highslots.
Mining Barge buff: CCP-áhas acknowledged that miners in general-áare too stupid to make the correct fitting choices to make ganking them unprofitable. |
Galaxy Pig
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
22
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Posted - 2012.10.10 05:29:00 -
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Well Nayl, that's not what you said, you seemed confused as to how a raven would sneak up, which leads me to believe you've never ganked a thing in your life. I may have been out of the game for a while and my methods a bit dated, these old gankers will attest to the fear such ravens struck into the hearts of the carebears. Nowadays it seems that tier 3 battlecruisers are the way the tide is flowing nowadays.
Take a look at Mallak though, the big bad mercenary who didn't get the job so he felt it necessary to attempt to ruin the fun for everybody by tattling. I mean seriously, tattling??? lol luckily Mort's carebear instincts will draw him back to belts without fail.
As for Mort ach saying I'm broke, of course he said that, he wants to live! lmao He's a carbear, he's been sucking at the teet of highsec for so long, broke to him is like less than 10 bil lol
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Mallak Azaria
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
833
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Posted - 2012.10.10 11:38:00 -
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Galaxy Pig wrote:Take a look at Mallak though, the big bad mercenary who didn't get the job so he felt it necessary to attempt to ruin the fun for everybody by tattling. I mean seriously, tattling???
Welcome to EVE. I am glad to have performed a service to anyone thinking of performing this deed for you, as it is now evident that you can't actually pay for the job.
Crimewatch 2.0: Protecting stupid people & rewarding lazy people. This hurts the smart & industrious people by making their intelligence & industry provide them with less benefit over the stupid & lazy people. ~ Ruby Porto |
Freundliches Feuer
Z0MBIELAND
Double Tap.
17
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Posted - 2012.10.10 13:59:00 -
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Galaxy Pig wrote:Well Nayl, that's not what you said, you seemed confused as to how a raven would sneak up, which leads me to believe you've never ganked a thing in your life. I may have been out of the game for a while and my methods a bit dated, these old gankers will attest to the fear such ravens struck into the hearts of the carebears. Nowadays it seems that tier 3 battlecruisers are the way the tide is flowing nowadays.
Take a look at Mallak though, the big bad mercenary who didn't get the job so he felt it necessary to attempt to ruin the fun for everybody by tattling. I mean seriously, tattling??? lol luckily Mort's carebear instincts will draw him back to belts without fail.
As for Mort ach saying I'm broke, of course he said that, he wants to live! lmao He's a carbear, he's been sucking at the teet of highsec for so long, broke to him is like less than 10 bil lol
You actually trusted a goon to do a job for you? Might as well quit. |
Reaver Glitterstim
Dromedaworks inc
209
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Posted - 2012.10.10 18:01:00 -
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This belongs in the crime and punishment forum.
-á"The Mittani: Hated By Badposters
i'm strangely comfortable with it"
-Mittens |
Galaxy Pig
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
25
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Posted - 2012.10.11 07:35:00 -
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Well Freund, I think it's obvious I didn't trust him, which is why he reverted to his present 4-year old state. |
Galaxy Pig
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
30
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Posted - 2012.10.19 12:15:00 -
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Contract still on the table! He's spooked, but like a moth to flame, he won't be able to resist the allure of the ice for long.
Update though! After some consideration, I've decided not to sponsor the COMPLETE decimation of his mining fleet, I hereby retract the offers for bonuses, and make the sole target Durcon. He is a veteran after all, also the sole care-giver of his cat.
I REPEAT, THE ONE AND ONLY TARGET IS DURCON. Requirements and reward remain the same: corpse + killmails = 250 mil + ship
Offer will stand until filled.
Fly safe ;-) |
Sakiya Shiratori
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
1
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Posted - 2012.10.19 13:04:00 -
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Mallak Azaria wrote:Galaxy Pig wrote:Take a look at Mallak though, the big bad mercenary who didn't get the job so he felt it necessary to attempt to ruin the fun for everybody by tattling. I mean seriously, tattling??? Welcome to EVE. I am glad to have performed a service to anyone thinking of performing this deed for you, as it is now evident that you can't actually pay for the job.
I made a meme for you!
Good Guy Goon |
Galaxy Pig
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
30
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Posted - 2012.10.19 13:07:00 -
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Bwahaha! |
Ginger Barbarella
State War Academy
Caldari State
183
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Posted - 2012.10.19 18:38:00 -
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Galaxy Pig wrote:Target: Mort ach
Location: Thiarer, Orva, or surrounding systems
Conditions: Must deliver frozen corpse along with an EVEmail linking both his mining ship kill, his pod kill, and your concord loss to claim reward. No pod = no reward.
Reward: 250 mil + a reimbursement for the jita price of your hull, not fitting
I would recommend a smartbombing raven, he's weary, and he doesn't mine AFK and will close down operation at the first sign of trouble.
Bonus: He mines in clusters of exhumers, while Mort ach is the primary target, 20 mil will be paid for any additional mining ships you manage to take out in the attack.
Do not reveal any intel as to the nature of the contract.
First, show some ballz. Get out of an NPC corp, wardec him/her, buy/fit some real ships, and go after him/her.
Unless your post is just some wanna-be epeen waving... |
Zhade Lezte
Merch Industrial
Goonswarm Federation
55
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Posted - 2012.10.20 22:10:00 -
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I am disappointed that the goon in question cared that this was probably a scam. As if we need payment to gank a miner.
Try to convince your friend to mine gallente ice though because :effort: |
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