Any ship with a decent holodeck.

Species 8472 uses a type of organic spacecraft known only as a bioship composed of the same organic material as their pilots and typically controlled by a single pilot. Despite Species 8472's use of telepathic communication, it is not clear whether the Bioships themselves are controlled telepathically as Species 8472 has been witnessed to operate a console in order to pilot a bioship. A bioship explored by members of the Voyager crew contained an atmosphere breathable by humanoids; however as it was in atmospheric contact with the inside of a Borg cube at the time, it is possible the original atmosphere of the bioship had been displaced by the internal atmosphere of the Borg vessel.

Each bioship possesses an electrodynamic fluid circulatory system presumably for the distribution of power, a neurological computer core, an incredibly powerful biogenic energy weapon system, and warp capability. The hull can change shape to attach to other ships, melting through the hull, and can rapidly heal damage. The vessel can function effectively in both normal space and fluidic space. The bioship's main weapon is powerful enough to destroy a Borg cube in only a few shots. Likewise, when a Borg cube rammed a bioship to destroy it, both vessels were annihilated despite the comparatively smaller mass of the bioship.

I'll be in my Holobunk.

Event Horizon, by remote control with Justin Bieber and his entire family on board, and his entire fanbase.

I'd have video cameras everywhere and record the whole thing and put it on YouTube.

I could be elected President.

The Frictionless Space Ship found in the Space Park of Miliways by Zaphod and co in HHGttG.

Failing that, something really comfortable like a Galaxy class from Star Trek.

when i was really young i remember a movie where a boy is abducted or something after falling down a hill. he wakes up like years later in the same place. some sentient alien ship had taken him into the future. much drama ensues. the kid is telepathically linked to the spaceship. which i thought was a cool idea. the ship also had tons of cute little alien animals kept in aquariums inside it.

i want that ship lol

can't remember the name of the movie though so no one will probalby know what i'm talking about

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This is the film i believe your thinking of flight of the navigator

that's it! lol