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Sara Mars
The Scope Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2012.10.14 01:25:00 -
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So do ISD's have a probationary period when CCP accepts as a " volunteer" (Sarcasm applied)? Or are they free to go scorched earth on day one? If not will CCP consider trial periods for these appointments? |

Darth Gustav
Interwebs Cooter Explosion Fatal Ascension
1575
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Posted - 2012.10.14 01:28:00 -
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ib4l
also this thread is going places. He who trolls trolls best when he who is trolled trolls the troller. -Darth Gustav's Axiom |

Sara Mars
The Scope Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2012.10.14 01:30:00 -
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^^ |

Mallak Azaria
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
852
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Posted - 2012.10.14 01:33:00 -
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Perhaps you could ask this during the next CCL meeting thingy. Crimewatch 2.0: Protecting stupid people & rewarding lazy people. This hurts the smart & industrious people by making their intelligence & industry provide them with less benefit over the stupid & lazy people. ~ Ruby Porto |

Alara IonStorm
3279
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Posted - 2012.10.14 01:38:00 -
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I like to think they identify people who spam snarky ISD related threads, throw a bag over their head, remove the free will section of the brain also known as the "Just Shut Up Already" lobe and replace it with a moderation control chip.
Then add in programing so they are jerks to posters that none cares about to make them seem more human and not lifeless enslaved former human abominations created in a semi sterile environment with tools bought at a home hardware and they are good to go.
Next on CCP's to play god list, from constant rage quitter to perfect subscriber in only three painful surgeries. |

Lord Ryan
True Xero
718
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Posted - 2012.10.14 01:43:00 -
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I think they hate us all and created the evil doers to torment us for all eternity. Do not assume-áanything above this line-áwas typed by me. Nerf the Truth, it's inconvenient. Nerf it cause I can't fly it. I want to fly a badass Mon Calamari stlye-ácruiser painted to match my Tron clothes. |

Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic
2729
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Posted - 2012.10.14 01:43:00 -
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ISD has an interview process and a background check, or so I've been told "A genius throws a Molotov cocktail and soon realizes that he's going to die choking in a maze of smoke and flame. A hero drinks a Molotov cocktail and soon realizes that if he does a split in midair, he can hit twice as many zombies per kick. Drunk hero wins again, wusses." ~Cracked.com |

Sara Mars
The Scope Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2012.10.14 01:44:00 -
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Why sO butthurt |

James 315
Experimental Fun Times Corp
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Posted - 2012.10.14 01:50:00 -
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Why are ISD so unpopular? 
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Athena Themis
Imperial Academy Amarr Empire
35
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Posted - 2012.10.14 01:52:00 -
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Thread is still up, they must have went to bed....coast is now clear to start shitting up GD again. |

Roll Sizzle Beef
Space Mutiny
1290
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Posted - 2012.10.14 01:54:00 -
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James 315 wrote:Why are ISD so unpopular?  Just ugly fat people hating on the pretty skinny people. "They must be anorexic, no way that's normal! *scarfs down more deep-fried butter*" |

Alara IonStorm
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Posted - 2012.10.14 01:54:00 -
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Athena Themis wrote:Thread is still up, they must be recharging in their alcoves....coast is now clear to start shitting up GD again. Fixed. |

Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic
2729
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Posted - 2012.10.14 01:55:00 -
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Alara IonStorm wrote:Athena Themis wrote:Thread is still up, they must be recharging in their alcoves....coast is now clear to start shitting up GD again. Fixed.
Either way I'm off to GD  "A genius throws a Molotov cocktail and soon realizes that he's going to die choking in a maze of smoke and flame. A hero drinks a Molotov cocktail and soon realizes that if he does a split in midair, he can hit twice as many zombies per kick. Drunk hero wins again, wusses." ~Cracked.com |
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ISD Suvetar
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
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Posted - 2012.10.14 01:56:00 -
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Sara Mars wrote:Why sO butthurt
Do you really mean to troll your own thread ?
Anyway ...
Yes, If you interview with ISD and the interview is deemed as good, then your account is scanned by CCP who can veto our decision.
If that all comes back as good, then you're invited to join to join ISD subject to a trial period.
ISD members are never permitted to 'go scorched earth' from the lowliest Ensign (ie recruit) to Vice Admiral (the highest ISD position).
Even then, after passing your trial, there are still checks and balances. I can, will and have undone moderator actions that I have been deemed unnecessary. Anyone above/same me can do the same to me and anyone below me are welcome to report my actions to a superior. And so it goes, all the way up the chain.
We don't take this stuff lightly! ISD Suvetar Captain Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs) Interstellar Services Department |
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Lord Ryan
True Xero
718
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Posted - 2012.10.14 01:56:00 -
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James 315 wrote:Why are ISD so unpopular? 
Poster: I can't get evemon to work on my smartphone. Can some one fix the damn thing.
Evil Doer: This is a rant Evemon has nothing to do with Eve, locked.
Get it? Do not assume-áanything above this line-áwas typed by me. Nerf the Truth, it's inconvenient. Nerf it cause I can't fly it. I want to fly a badass Mon Calamari stlye-ácruiser painted to match my Tron clothes. |
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Chribba
Otherworld Enterprises Otherworld Empire
5059
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Posted - 2012.10.14 01:58:00 -
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Srsly grow up and stop fcuking troll and they don't need to lock you threads.
/c
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ISD Suvetar
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
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Posted - 2012.10.14 01:59:00 -
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Lord Ryan wrote:James 315 wrote:Why are ISD so unpopular?  Poster: I can't get evemon to work on my smartphone. Can some one fix the damn thing. Evil Doer: This is a rant Evemon has nothing to do with Eve, locked. Get it?
Citation please. ISD Suvetar Captain Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs) Interstellar Services Department |
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Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic
2729
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Posted - 2012.10.14 01:59:00 -
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Chribba wrote:Srsly grow up and stop fcuking troll and they don't need to lock you threads.
/c
wow, someone hit a nerve  "A genius throws a Molotov cocktail and soon realizes that he's going to die choking in a maze of smoke and flame. A hero drinks a Molotov cocktail and soon realizes that if he does a split in midair, he can hit twice as many zombies per kick. Drunk hero wins again, wusses." ~Cracked.com |

Lord Ryan
True Xero
718
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Posted - 2012.10.14 02:02:00 -
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ISD Suvetar wrote:Lord Ryan wrote:James 315 wrote:Why are ISD so unpopular?  Poster: I can't get evemon to work on my smartphone. Can some one fix the damn thing. Evil Doer: This is a rant Evemon has nothing to do with Eve, locked. Get it? Citation please. Sorry I can't that would be in violation of several rules. All i can do is entertain my fellow pilots with a fictional story Do not assume-áanything above this line-áwas typed by me. Nerf the Truth, it's inconvenient. Nerf it cause I can't fly it. I want to fly a badass Mon Calamari stlye-ácruiser painted to match my Tron clothes. |

Roll Sizzle Beef
Space Mutiny
1291
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Posted - 2012.10.14 02:05:00 -
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Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:Chribba wrote:Srsly grow up and stop fcuking troll and they don't need to lock you threads.
/c wow, someone hit a nerve  I think the veldnaught ruptured a midslot and blew the ASCII pattern buffer. |

Mallak Azaria
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
855
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Posted - 2012.10.14 02:07:00 -
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Chribba wrote:Srsly grow up and stop fcuking troll and they don't need to lock you threads.
/c
OH NO YOU DIDN'T! Crimewatch 2.0: Protecting stupid people & rewarding lazy people. This hurts the smart & industrious people by making their intelligence & industry provide them with less benefit over the stupid & lazy people. ~ Ruby Porto |

Alara IonStorm
3283
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Posted - 2012.10.14 02:08:00 -
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Roll Sizzle Beef wrote:Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:Chribba wrote:Srsly grow up and stop fcuking troll and they don't need to lock you threads.
/c wow, someone hit a nerve  I think the veldnaught ruptured a midslot and blew the ASCII pattern buffer. I think it is the hair.
He had to rely on his personality when he was bald before the character creator update.
Another way Incarna is killing EVE.
Mallak Azaria wrote:Chribba wrote:Srsly grow up and stop fcuking troll and they don't need to lock you threads.
/c OH NO YOU DIDN'T! Quick someone with a black woman avatar make this post again so I can like it. |

killorbekilled TBE
Quantum Link Company Tribal Band
118
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Posted - 2012.10.14 02:09:00 -
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Chribba wrote:Srsly grow up and stop fcuking troll and they don't need to lock you threads.
/c
chill out, go smoke some veldspar or something TrollorbeTrolled |
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Chribba
Otherworld Enterprises Otherworld Empire
5061
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Posted - 2012.10.14 02:09:00 -
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I'm hungry. Making food now. Should be better in a minute or so.
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Mallak Azaria
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
855
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Posted - 2012.10.14 02:11:00 -
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Chribba wrote:I'm hungry. Making food now. Should be better in a minute or so.
It's ok. It's pretty obvious that it wasn't you that posted that message. Clearly a butt-frustrated illiterate monkey took control of your account for a moment. You should probably change your password. Crimewatch 2.0: Protecting stupid people & rewarding lazy people. This hurts the smart & industrious people by making their intelligence & industry provide them with less benefit over the stupid & lazy people. ~ Ruby Porto |

Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic
2729
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Posted - 2012.10.14 02:12:00 -
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Roll Sizzle Beef wrote:Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:Chribba wrote:Srsly grow up and stop fcuking troll and they don't need to lock you threads.
/c wow, someone hit a nerve  I think the veldnaught ruptured a midslot and blew the ASCII pattern buffer.
Which must have fired a bolt straight through the pod and up chribba's.... heatsink? "A genius throws a Molotov cocktail and soon realizes that he's going to die choking in a maze of smoke and flame. A hero drinks a Molotov cocktail and soon realizes that if he does a split in midair, he can hit twice as many zombies per kick. Drunk hero wins again, wusses." ~Cracked.com |
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Chribba
Otherworld Enterprises Otherworld Empire
5063
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Posted - 2012.10.14 02:15:00 -
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This night is so weird you know, butt is sore, I have these red spots on you know what and my right ear doesn't hear as well as the left, like wtf? Crazy **** is happening and only trace I have is some weird "booster" transaction in my records?
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ISD Suvetar
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
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Posted - 2012.10.14 02:16:00 -
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Lord Ryan wrote:ISD Suvetar wrote:Lord Ryan wrote:James 315 wrote:Why are ISD so unpopular?  Poster: I can't get evemon to work on my smartphone. Can some one fix the damn thing. Evil Doer: This is a rant Evemon has nothing to do with Eve, locked. Get it? Citation please. Sorry I can't that would be in violation of several rules. All i can do is entertain my fellow pilots with a fictional story
Which rules ? Believe me, I know them well.
You're welcome and *asked* to report actions you think are un-fair, ISD ones or otherwise. You're welcome to petition the same thing. You're welcome (if you honestly think it's justified) to contact internal affairs.
The only thing we ask is that you don't start threads discussing it, because we all know these things pan out - Witch hunts.
Don't play Ryan - if you've got proof then prove it, if not then stop slandering this team and causing an upset by posting rumours that you won't back up. ISD Suvetar Captain Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs) Interstellar Services Department |
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Gun Gal
Dark Club
121
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Posted - 2012.10.14 02:18:00 -
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As long as there's idiots posting there will be IS Ds
I think they are doing great |

Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic
2730
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Posted - 2012.10.14 02:19:00 -
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I love GD  "A genius throws a Molotov cocktail and soon realizes that he's going to die choking in a maze of smoke and flame. A hero drinks a Molotov cocktail and soon realizes that if he does a split in midair, he can hit twice as many zombies per kick. Drunk hero wins again, wusses." ~Cracked.com |
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