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MOOstradamus
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Posted - 2005.03.22 09:49:00 -
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MOOrovingian "Following & supporting EVE (since Jan 2001) is like wiping your arse with sandpaper."
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Levin Cavil
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Posted - 2005.03.22 09:57:00 -
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Originally by: Gungankllr We were mining, when my corpmates said they saw a pirate in the belt. He wasn't actually a pirate, So I was smacktalking him in local (Editor: Best guess) My CEO and Lorddragon told me to stop smacktalking, but I wouldn't. We both got angry with each other, so I went to the corporate hangar, removed all the ore, and apparently I felt bad and put some back.
I then tried to ransom the ore I had left for 50 million ISK, but they didn't believe me. I then handed all my belongings to another member to show my good faith, and they wouldn't give it back. My corpmates then used my belongings for target practice. I lost 500 million ISK worth of items.
I am very sad, I don't understand why they would do this to me.
Ladies and Gentlemen, that is the translated version.
Daniel...Oh, goodness.
I...I...

OOOHHH
NOW I get it.
Thanks man 
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<Hammerhead> we can't do anything that requires programming
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Fabster
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Posted - 2005.03.22 09:58:00 -
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Thats really though losing your stuff like that. We can't say you ain't generous. I hope you quick recover from this downfall. Eve needs DJ. 
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Levin Cavil
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Posted - 2005.03.22 10:04:00 -
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Edited by: Levin Cavil on 22/03/2005 10:04:28
Originally by: Fabster Thats really though losing your stuff like that. We can't say you ain't generous. I hope you quick recover from this downfall. Eve needs DJ. 
Yes, and that is why I have founded the Daniel Jackson Relief Agency (the DJRA) for only 1 million isk, the cost of a few rounds of ammunition, you can help get good ol' DJ back on his feet so to speak. Simply send your generous donation to me and I will be sure DJ receives the aid he so desperately needs.
<3 to DJ
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<Hammerhead> we can't do anything that requires programming
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Sybylle
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Posted - 2005.03.22 10:14:00 -
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Originally by: Levin Cavil Edited by: Levin Cavil on 22/03/2005 10:04:28
Originally by: Fabster Thats really though losing your stuff like that. We can't say you ain't generous. I hope you quick recover from this downfall. Eve needs DJ. 
Yes, and that is why I have founded the Daniel Jackson Relief Agency (the DJRA) for only 1 million isk, the cost of a few rounds of ammunition, you can help get good ol' DJ back on his feet so to speak. Simply send your generous donation to me and I will be sure DJ receives the aid he so desperately needs.
<3 to DJ
I guess you will deliver him what he deserves, round by round ?   (\_/) (O.o) (> <)=Oveur (proof) "Jumping 50 systems I can like, have sex 150 times during that period" |

Question2
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Posted - 2005.03.22 10:36:00 -
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I have absolutely not the slightest clue what was in the original post.
I laughed uncontrollably after reading the 2nd line with non-existent punctuation,grammar,and saw the mass emoticons on the other lines.
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Lig Lira
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Posted - 2005.03.22 10:41:00 -
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lol poor bloke, how old are you Daniel?
Which PA character are you?
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Phoenix Mulderdart
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Posted - 2005.03.22 10:51:00 -
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This what it reads when you put it through the word spell checker :)
"Hi ok Herr what I was dogie we was mining ok then see they saw a person in belt and thing he WA Sa pirate witch he wasn’t so he was joking and said hell get a Bs but he was joking I was talking to him in local and wouldn’t stop when CEO and lorddragon told e to stoop and they got ****Ed and I got ****Ed so I went in station stole the ore but then I gave some back and then I wanted to make a deal ill give u the ore for 50mil is and the YT said they will if I put Ooita in hanger AO witch I did but they dissident Bellevue I putted all so I gave a member all my stuff ships etc all worth about 400 or 500million is thats right that much mad the member was following dragons orders but they wouldn’t give my stuff back when I was trusting them to five it back after they inspected it and then hlorddragon used them as target practice but now IM left with nth I just lost 400 or 500mil is worth of stuff for trusting them that they will gibe ,e that 50mil fore returning ore back to hanger this has to be the most depressing thing that has happened me in my entire life notably eve life but real life "
Daniel you need to become more cynical, aware and literate. I've been playing Eve for a couple of weeks and I'm not that daft.
We have a saying in our corp:
Piracy has it's price.
Now you know what yours was 
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Rod Blaine
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Posted - 2005.03.22 11:00:00 -
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Don't take him seriously.
If this happened at all, he probably deserved it. I have yet to see ex-corpmates of him say anything good about him, and seeing fromt his I doubt it would change.
Daniel lacks morals, and subsequently doesn't understand why people are gunning for him after he does something silly again. I think it's roleplay, nobody is that stupid in real life. _______________________________________________
Yes yes, blogging is passÚ I know. Rod's Ramblingz on Eve-Online Solutions to your issues. |

David Goodwill
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Posted - 2005.03.22 11:02:00 -
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Hey you guys, DJ is like 13 and his life is Eve. I feel kinda sorry for him, it aint nice to laugh at people like... that. 
Anyway, he is an ok fella, just a little... odd(?!)
Don't worry DJ, I'll be your friend, thne ew cna tkal liek tihs tgoehtre!  -----------------------------
Mating call of a pirate...
"rarrggghhh, omg r0x0r, ph34r meeeee"
Average age: 12..  |

Rod Blaine
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Posted - 2005.03.22 11:04:00 -
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I was smarter then that at 13, by a fair margin too.
I don't believe he's serious. He's just he biggest and best troll in Eve. _______________________________________________
Yes yes, blogging is passÚ I know. Rod's Ramblingz on Eve-Online Solutions to your issues. |

Jakk Graiseach
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Posted - 2005.03.22 11:09:00 -
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You stole from them and them they stole from you.
Sounds fair - deal with it...  -- ** All accounts cancelled - have fun guys ** |

David Goodwill
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Posted - 2005.03.22 11:11:00 -
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Originally by: Rod Blaine I was smarter then that at 13, by a fair margin too.
I don't believe he's serious. He's just he biggest and best troll in Eve.
No, he really is like this. Spend 5 minutes with him and you will see!  -----------------------------
Mating call of a pirate...
"rarrggghhh, omg r0x0r, ph34r meeeee"
Average age: 12..  |

Dian Cecht
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Posted - 2005.03.22 11:16:00 -
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Originally by: Gungankllr We were mining, when my corpmates said they saw a pirate in the belt. He wasn't actually a pirate, So I was smacktalking him in local (Editor: Best guess) My CEO and Lorddragon told me to stop smacktalking, but I wouldn't. We both got angry with each other, so I went to the corporate hangar, removed all the ore, and apparently I felt bad and put some back.
I then tried to ransom the ore I had left for 50 million ISK, but they didn't believe me. I then handed all my belongings to another member to show my good faith, and they wouldn't give it back. My corpmates then used my belongings for target practice. I lost 500 million ISK worth of items.
I am very sad, I don't understand why they would do this to me.
Ladies and Gentlemen, that is the translated version.
Daniel...Oh, goodness.
I...I...

Gungankllr teh cunning linguist fro the w1n!!11.. 
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Oi Poloi
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Posted - 2005.03.22 11:19:00 -
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lol at this thread 
----- DJ 4tw |

Dufas
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Posted - 2005.03.22 11:30:00 -
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i got about 4 words into that original, if you wanna call it, paragraph when i felt a blood clot starting to form in meh head

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Grimpak
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Posted - 2005.03.22 11:46:00 -
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Originally by: LoxyRider
Originally by: Omgrawr.net <Frankinator> [ 2004.10.15 00:16:17 ] Daniel Jackson > im a misle persojn <Frankinator> [ 2004.10.15 00:16:30 ] Daniel Jackson > I DETEST turrents <Jadrut> with zelota you need a translator, with him you need an enigma decoder
erm...
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Quote: Fragm's Oversized Ego Cannon barely scratches the forums, inflicting omgnoonecares damage
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jason hill
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Posted - 2005.03.22 11:56:00 -
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ahhh there I was,having a pretty stressed out morning at work ....Until I read this thread ...And now i wipe the tears of laughter from eyes !!   
"THE HUMAN SHIELD" |

kwoodward
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Posted - 2005.03.22 12:05:00 -
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LOL
hope it is true 
 Meow! |

Seleene
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Posted - 2005.03.22 12:07:00 -
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Originally by: Rod Blaine I was smarter then that at 13, by a fair margin too.
I don't believe he's serious. He's just he biggest and best troll in Eve.
I'm with Rod. No one can be this consistently bizarre unless they are really putting some effort into it. DJ reminds me of the people in my office who say, "OMG MY COMPUTER CRASHED!!" because the mouse is somehow unplugged.  -
T2 Weapons Testing in progress! Volunteer today! |

lythos miralbar
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Posted - 2005.03.22 12:10:00 -
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Quote: hi ok hreer wahat i was doig we was mining ok then see they saew a person in belt and thing he wa sa piurate witch he wasent so he was joking and said hell get a bs but he was joking i was talking to him in lovcal and wouldent stop when ceo and lorddragon told e to stiop and they got ****ed and i goty ****ed so i went in station stole the ore but then i gave some back and then i wanted to make a deal ill giove u the ore for 50mil isk and the yt saaoid they will if i put oit in hanger ao witch i did but they disdent beleve i putted all so i gave a member all my stuff shiips etc all worth about 400 or 500million isk thats right that much amd the member was following dragons orders but they wouldent give my stuff back wyhen i was trusting them to fgive it back after they inspected it and then hlorddragon used them as target practice but now im left with noth i just lost 400 or 500mil isk worth of stuff for trusting them that they will gibe ,e that 50mil foer returning ore back to hanger this has has to be the most depressing thing that has happened me in my entire life notonly eve life but real life life
OMG IM BLIND.. .ARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH 
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Shovelhead
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Posted - 2005.03.22 12:11:00 -
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I love you Gungankllr. 
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F'nog
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Posted - 2005.03.22 12:23:00 -
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Gungan, how long did it take you to decipher that? And how much alcohol was involved?
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Gungankllr
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Posted - 2005.03.22 12:29:00 -
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Edited by: Gungankllr on 22/03/2005 12:30:55
Originally by: F'nog Gungan, how long did it take you to decipher that? And how much alcohol was involved?
I'm not entirely sure I translated it right, but it took me about 20-25 minutes.
Please note I'm not trying to poke fun at the guy, I was just cleaning up his post so others could understand and enjoy it.

www.hadean.org
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Belanta
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Posted - 2005.03.22 13:05:00 -
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Originally by: David Goodwill Hey you guys, DJ is like 13 and his life is Eve.
i was married, had 4 kids and a mortgage by then...
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Roshan longshot
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Posted - 2005.03.22 13:23:00 -
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Please lock this thread...its full lof flames, insults, lies, and mistruths.
And it hurts trying to translate the original post into any of the know forms of communication know to man....
Free-form Professions, ensure no limetations on professions. Be a trader, fighter, industialist, researcher, hunter,pirate[/i] or mixture of them all.
[i]As read from the original box and from this site.
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Roshan longshot
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Posted - 2005.03.22 13:24:00 -
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Originally by: Daniel Jackson Edited by: Daniel Jackson on 22/03/2005 06:02:21 hi ok hreer wahat i was doig we was mining ok then see they saew a person in belt and thing he wa sa piurate witch he wasent so he was joking and said hell get a bs but he was joking i was talking to him in lovcal and wouldent stop when ceo and lorddragon told e to stiop and they got ****ed and i goty ****ed so i went in station stole the ore but then i gave some back and then i wanted to make a deal ill giove u the ore for 50mil isk and the yt saaoid they will if i put oit in hanger ao witch i did but they disdent beleve i putted all so i gave a member all my stuff shiips etc all worth about 400 or 500million isk thats right that much amd the member was following dragons orders but they wouldent give my stuff back wyhen i was trusting them to fgive it back after they inspected it and then hlorddragon used them as target practice but now im left with noth i just lost 400 or 500mil isk worth of stuff for trusting them that they will gibe ,e that 50mil foer returning ore back to hanger              this has has to be the most depressing thing that has happened me in my entire life notonly eve life but real life life        
Did we not have dealings with this guy last year? typed this way on purpose cause he had nothing else to do?
Free-form Professions, ensure no limetations on professions. Be a trader, fighter, industialist, researcher, hunter,pirate[/i] or mixture of them all.
[i]As read from the original box and from this site.
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zzzzzzmpp
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Posted - 2005.03.22 13:26:00 -
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You stole from them and tried to ransom it...hardly what a loyal corp member would do. You deserve to have them blow all your ships up.
I think whats left of my brain just dribbled out my ear after reading it tho 
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bUBbLeS
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Posted - 2005.03.22 13:28:00 -
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danieljacksonf0tt3hwinZor ****ingeh? Julius ceaser : "operor vos volo MCCCXXXVII laganum bUBbLeS?"
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Saucerhead
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Posted - 2005.03.22 13:38:00 -
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Enough, please.
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