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Nero Scuro
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Posted - 2005.03.29 12:54:00 -
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I have found this excellent guide to stopping your kids from turning into despicable hackers, scourge of society! 
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ExChange
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Posted - 2005.03.29 13:05:00 -
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If your son has requested a new "processor" from a company called "AMD", this is genuine cause for alarm. AMD is a third-world based company who make inferior, "knock-off" copies of American processor chips. They use child labor extensively in their third world sweatshops, and they deliberately disable the security features that American processor makers, such as Intel, use to prevent hacking. AMD chips are never sold in stores, and you will most likely be told that you have to order them from internet sites. Do not buy this chip! This is one request that you must refuse your son, if you are to have any hope of raising him well.
killer
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Verone
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Posted - 2005.03.29 13:34:00 -
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an interesting and very humerous read
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Vera Liskrii
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Posted - 2005.03.29 13:43:00 -
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Uh oh, I guess that makes me a hacker 
"Tell me what you eat, and I'll tell you what you are" - Vera Liskrii, Goddess of Ni-Kunni Cuisine |
Casa Nova
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Posted - 2005.03.29 15:10:00 -
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Edited by: Casa Nova on 29/03/2005 15:15:03
Quite amusing, especially the part about AMD, seeing as how I work for AMD. |
Ikvar
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Posted - 2005.03.29 16:09:00 -
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Holy crap that's funny!
Some of my favourite bits:
'Popular hacker software includes "Comet Cursor", "Bonzi Buddy" and "Flash".'
'If your son spends more than thirty minutes each day on the computer, he may be using it to DOS other peoples sites. DOSing involves gaining access to the "command prompt" on other people's machines, and using it to tie up vital internet services. This can take up to eight hours'
The whole bit about Quake.
The whole bit about Linux 'Your son may damage your computer, and even break it completely by deleting Windows, at which point you will have to have your computer repaired by a professional.'
'Hackers tend to dress in bright, day-glo colors. They may wear baggy pants, bright colored shirts and spiky hair dyed in bright colors to match their clothes'
The funniest thing is, it seems like the site that originally posted it in their 'internet idiocy' section may have actually got it from legit source. I highly doubt it but still, it wins a free ride on the Roflcopter and a free pair of lollerskates
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TheKiller8
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Posted - 2005.03.29 17:20:00 -
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They'll never get me! 
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Omniscience
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Posted - 2005.03.29 18:02:00 -
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Originally by: Casa Nova
Edited by: Casa Nova on 29/03/2005 15:15:03
Quite amusing, especially the part about AMD, seeing as how I work for AMD.
You ebil hacker-spawner-type-person!
Ehm, how about giving me a free opteron chip?
Now, the sad part about such places is that I think many people just don't see the joke, being largely clueless about computers and paranoid about how they are fairing in raising their child(ren).
I know a guy that hired a professional to remove Minesweeper and Solitaire because he had read that games might contain viruses...
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Taize
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Posted - 2005.03.29 23:27:00 -
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im desperately trying to find this guys email address so i can tell him what a F*CKING ASSHAT he is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111111111oneoneoneoneeleven
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wayz
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Posted - 2005.03.30 00:37:00 -
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omg to anyone who knows a bean about computers that is one of the most hilarious things they will ever read...
however..........
I'm getting images of stupid and ignorant parents raining down fire and brimstone on their poor childeren because of this
but still, I'm not a kid so
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAA
whoever wrote that though.. would be funny if they got sued by AMD
btw if anyone gets the email addy of that guy then post it
Wayz: cmon X hurry up I aint got all day!
Twisted Xistance: oh yeah lol.... anyway, you have got all day you benefit scrounging jobbless schmoe!
Wayz: too chey :) |
jbob2000
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Posted - 2005.03.30 02:34:00 -
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I honestly feel like hunting this man down and killing him, heres the link of the original article:
http://www.adequacy.org/public/stories/2001.12.2.42056.2147.html
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jamesw
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Posted - 2005.03.30 03:16:00 -
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Quote:
invented by a Soviet computer hacker named Linyos Torovoltos
gold...
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jamesw
Rubra Libertas Militia
Originally by: RollinDutchMasters
I fly a dominix, its like a portable blob in a can
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Feta Solamnia
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Posted - 2005.03.30 09:41:00 -
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hahahah, THE BEST PART ARE THE COMMENTS:
http://www.adequacy.org/public/stories/hacker.comments.page.1.html
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Fierce Deity
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Posted - 2005.03.31 08:09:00 -
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Edited by: Fierce Deity on 31/03/2005 08:09:10
lol don't post that some parents realy are idiots..
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