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Alizandro Goderaski
Evolution
The Retirement Club
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Posted - 2012.10.24 03:25:00 -
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It was a long hard day in outer space for Midori Tsu. That mission was an arduos journey, full of turmoil and strife. But tomorrow was going to be different. Tomorrow was the day Midori would start using drones. The sun rose over the station in 4-CUM5 as Midori awoke to another day of hard work and missioning. After having a nice chat with her agent, Midori Tsu made a trip to the local market to shop for drones. After spending a long time perusing through the market's wares, she stumbled upon a dusty rack of T1 hobgoblins. In a hurry to start the mission, she grabbed one off the shelf and loaded it into her heron's drone bay. For some reason, this one drone struck her fancy; perhaps it was the way it glistened in the sunlight. Minutes later, she was undocked and in warp to her mission destination, ready to take on whatever challenges faced her.
Upon landing from warp, Midori encountered a slew of enemy drones. Immediately, she targeted them and opened fire. Then she rememebered her new drone. "Oh well, let's see if this thing works at all", she sighed. Midori launched the lowly drone and assigned it to her target. To her surprise, the little drone was working wonders. The little T1 hobgoblin was gracefully weaving between foes, opening fire with its little gun. It's sexy little gun. Watching the little T1 hobgoblin in action made Midori's futa space member grow long and hard. She couldn't take it anymore. "Uguuu~" whispered as she scooped the drone to her bay. She quickly hit the autopilot button with her turgid, throbbing space member and she was off back to the station. It was time to hit the showers.
As Midori showered, she couldn't stop thinking about her new T1 hobgoblin. Her giant throbbing space member couldn't handle it anymore. She quickly ran to the drones-only shower room. She peeked in the shower room and she spotted it; her T1 hobgoblin. She quietly watched it as it showered, washing its shiny little tracking sensors, its glistening chassis covered in space soap, rubbing its tight little exhaust port.
"Kawaii baka neko sushi", Midori moaned (Translator's note: Kawaii baka neko sushi means sugoi in Japanese). The little T1 hobgoblin heard this and turned around to find Midori Tsu spying on it. Embarrassed, the little T1 hobgoblin frantically tried covering up, but then it caught sight of Midori's giant futa space member. Midori blushed as she witnessed this, but before she knew it, the little T1 hobgoblin, overtaken by the sight of it, was aggroing her futa space member, unleashing its tiny dps on it. "Uguuuuuuuu~" she moaned as the T1 drone dps'd her massive pulsating female man meat.
Misori Tsu grabbed the little T1 hobgoblin and bent it over. Today she would show the little drone who was in charge. Knowing it was the drone's first time, Midori started by slowly rubbing her big futa space member against the T1 hobgoblin's tight little exhaust port. The drone hummed erotically, its motor gearbox coupling vibrating with pleasure. Before she knew it, the drone was wet with hydraulic fluid, begging for her lust *****. It was time. Tonight, Midori Tsu would **** a T1 hobgoblin....
Midori Tsu pushed into the drone, penetrating its exhaust port. It was surprisingly tight and moist, much to the pleasure of Midori's pulsating futa buttercannon. Midori Tsu was inside the drone, and began thrusting in and out. "Oh god T1 Hobgoblin you're so tight! It's so wrong yet it feels so right!" exclaimed Midori. "BEEP_BEEP_BOOP_BUZZ_CLICK_WHIRRRRRRRR.EXE" moaned the T1 hobgoblin. Midori and the T1 hobgoblin were twisting and turning in an unending cyclone of forbidden, passionate robot lust. Yet unbeknownst to them, they were being watched. In the shadows, a figure lurked ever so stealthily. As a matter of fact, this figure was very familiar with the station's surroundings because he worked at the station. Midori's forbidden journey was being witnessed by none other than: Scotty the docking manager.
Scotty liked what he saw, he liked it very much, and he immediately whipped out his tiny member and started tugging it furtively. Just then, a random pilot tried requesting authorizatioin to switch ships. "GIVE ME 20 MORE SECONDS YOU FAGET", Scotty yelled angrily. Midori heard the ruckus and quickly turned to see Scotty the docking manager spying on them. Scotty was startled, knowing that his actions could result him in being fired from his prestigious position. "Please don't report me, brave soldier, I got a wife and kids to feed", begged Scotty the docking manager. Midori turned around to face Scotty, her gigantic galactic space member pointing at him. "How bad do you want your job Scotty" asked Midori. "Oh real bad Miss, I would do anything", Scotty the docking manager said while blushing. "Well then show me how bad you want to keep your job", whispered Midori. Scotty blushed, "Oh Midori-San it is my first time taking a woman's kawaii futa *****". Before she knew it, Scotty the docking manager was suckling on her glorious nippon futa member while the little T1 drone mastubated furiously and efficiently, utilizing Newtonian-Raphson numerical method.
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Alizandro Goderaski
Evolution
The Retirement Club
17
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Posted - 2012.10.24 03:25:00 -
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While Midori left the drone to itself, it became even more excited from its self imposed automated stimulation. It suddenly aggro'd Scotty the docking manager, targeting his prostate. "Looks like my drone wants to manage your dock, Scotty" exclaimed Midori, her pulsating member still finding its way in and out of Scotty's oral orifice. "Be gentle, hobgoblin-kun, uguuuu~" begged Scotty the docking manager. T1 hobgoblin extended its pneumatic actuator probe, humming with electrically sexual energy. "OH SUGOI NEKO DESU NE" yelled Scotty the docking manager. T1 hobgoblin had entered his anus and was now actuating at a slowly increasing frequency. Watching her drone violate the sweaty pink docking manager made Midori's unholy galactic member even more swollen with lustful juices. But suddenly, T1 hobgoblin started glowing. Soon the little hobgoblin was glowing white hot, it looked like it was going to explode. "Oh my, it looks our forbidden carnal union has excited my little friend, Scotty the docking manager!" Midori explained to Scotty the docking manager. But it wasn't exploding....it was evolving!
Suddenly, in a bright white glorious nippon flash, cherry blossoms showered the room. T1 hobgoblin had evolved into T2 hogboblin, also it learned how to talk in english! Also it kinda looked like Sephiroth! "Oh bento! BENTOOOOOOO" Midori moaned loudly, as she reached climax, shooting gobs and gobs of thick futa juice all over Scotty the docking manager. "Hobgoblin are you okay, what happened to you?" asked Midori. "PLEASE, MIDORI. CALL ME INUYASHA UZUMAKI" said T2 hobgoblin. "THANK YOU FOR SHOWING ME TRUE LOVE AND SHOWING ME THAT I WAS BUILT FOR A REASON" said T2 Hobgoblin. "I, INUYASHA UZUMAKI, HAVE REALIZED MY TRUE PURPOSE IN THIS UNIVERSE. TO **** EVERYTHING IN SPACE. EVERYTHING."
Midori was happy for her drone, but also sad because it had to leave to fulfill its purpose. Inuyasha Uzumaki the T2 hobgoblin gently leaned over and kissed Midori Tsu with cold calculating accuracy. Midori noticed that its robotic lips tasted like pocky and it made her wet. It then launched off into space, never to be seen again. Midori waved goodbye to Scotty the docking manager and undocked in her heron. It was time for her to resume her normal activities in internet space. She did buy new drones, but they were never the same. Every mission she did reminded her of that one extraordinary time in her life, and she would always smile. She will never forget that time. The time that Midori Tsu ****** a T1 Hobgoblin. |
usrevenge
Enlightened Industries
Test Alliance Please Ignore
3
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Posted - 2012.10.24 05:07:00 -
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first.... i guess... |
Llondon Hilton
Evolution
The Retirement Club
0
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Posted - 2012.10.24 05:17:00 -
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What? Another Blueballs from Goons? Guess creative writing is a decent way to pass the time lol.
"Wargod" by Slinktress is still an old favorite.
So, is there some hidden meaning here Alizandro?
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Selest Cayal
Nex Exercitus
Raiden.
6
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Posted - 2012.10.24 06:28:00 -
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Now what in the universe is this... To long! |
Solaris Ecladia
League of Non-Aligned Worlds
Nulli Secunda
24
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Posted - 2012.10.24 07:26:00 -
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In any other sub-forum this would be gone by now. But here in CAOD nobody cares too much. Anyways give me my 10 minutes back. |
Heimdallofasgard
Apex Overplayed Coalition
Fatal Ascension
272
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Posted - 2012.10.24 09:51:00 -
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I don't get it... why is a bottle of melon liquor flying a spaceship?
Kick Heim... MATE |
Inquisitor Kitchner
Galaxy Punks
Executive Outcomes
248
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Posted - 2012.10.24 10:25:00 -
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Llondon Hilton wrote:What? Another Blueballs from Goons? Guess creative writing is a decent way to pass the time lol.
"Wargod" by Slinktress is still an old favorite.
So, is there some hidden meaning here Alizandro?
GRRRRR GOOONS
"If an injury has to be done to a man it should be so severe that his vengeance need not be feared." - Niccolo Machiavelli |
Kasken
War Trident
Trifectas Syndicate
4
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Posted - 2012.10.24 17:39:00 -
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Solaris Ecladia wrote:In any other sub-forum this would be gone by now. But here in CAOD nobody cares too much. Anyways give me my 10 minutes back.
That took you 10 minutes to read...? |
Orkasm
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
108
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Posted - 2012.10.24 18:25:00 -
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Well that was worth 5 minutes of my life.
:< |
SmilingVagrant
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
718
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Posted - 2012.10.25 03:36:00 -
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Flight of the Burkey was better, but I'll give you a B for posting it here. |
Charles Case
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
218
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Posted - 2012.10.25 16:52:00 -
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Alizandro Goderaski wrote:It was a long hard day in outer space for Midori Tsu....
Anime name, wall of text, did not read. |
Lykouleon
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
544
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Posted - 2012.10.25 16:53:00 -
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I'll give it a check-minus. You put punctuation points outside the quotations enough times that I noticed and was perturbed by their presence. Re-draft it and resubmit for a better grade.
Lykouleon > CYNO ME CLOSER SO I CAN HIT THEM WITH MY SWORD |
Matthew97
Pro Synergy
ARK.
57
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Posted - 2012.10.26 08:57:00 -
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What is this.....
I don't even.....
Da **** have I just read..... |
Eskalin
Evolution
The Retirement Club
49
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Posted - 2012.10.28 07:02:00 -
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i read that in Stevie Topsiders voice
VoV Robster Craws |
Ayuren Aakiwa
Wyvern Operations
34
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Posted - 2012.11.19 02:55:00 -
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You should write a book.
pew pew 24/7 |
Trinkets friend
Sudden Buggery
Swift Angels Alliance
615
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Posted - 2012.11.26 10:49:00 -
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Would that be Fifty Shades of Gay?
Taking submissions for "Trinkets friendly Advice Column" via evemail or private convo in-game. Anonymity sorta guaranteed.
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Christopher AET
Segmentum Solar
Intrepid Crossing
275
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Posted - 2012.11.27 11:09:00 -
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Wat
I drain ducks of their moisture for sustenance. |
Exterminatus Illexis
Vrtra Armamentarium
0
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Posted - 2012.11.28 18:16:00 -
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This is both genius and disturbing at the same time.
I will proceed to link this to everyone I know.
Also you get all my wat at the same time. |
AstraPardus
Lightspeed Enterprises
Fidelas Constans
4
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Posted - 2012.12.01 14:50:00 -
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I lol'd, now to look for grammar flaws. |
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