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Cabadrin
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Posted - 2005.04.01 05:25:00 -
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The Mercenary Coalition is disbanding, due to internal issues. Sharks With Frickin' Laser Beams (FRICK) and Body Count Incorporated (BDCI) Are retiring. Their corps are going into stasis.
North Star Networks and The Corporation will be merging together into the Northern Corporation Network. Their focus will be on production of tech II materials.
I am sorry it had to end this way, but we've all admitted that we simply can't go on any more, we've had enough. Congratulations carebears, you win.
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Cabadrin
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Posted - 2005.04.01 05:26:00 -
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Edited by: Cabadrin on 01/04/2005 05:27:18
So it is signed, this April 1, 2005.
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Leosian
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Posted - 2005.04.01 05:30:00 -
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ok, I'm the first in line to pod Cabadrin
Let the slaughter of empire begin... |
Seleene
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Posted - 2005.04.01 05:56:00 -
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Edited by: Seleene on 01/04/2005 06:12:15
/emote signed.
What prompted this? Well, last night during a late night strategy session on the next phase of the XETIC Campaign, the newly confirmed Reverend Farjung [FRICK] gave a sermon on the evils of war that moved the assembled pilots to tears. The Reverend was quoted as saying,
"It dawned on me when I busted that last XETIC safe spot and watched my fellow pilots swoop in on the defenseless ships like demons from HELL! Are we proud of what we do? Are we?!"
It's my understanding that the majority of FRICK have given up their heathen ways, burned their panty collections and will be following the Reverend on some kind of quest or mission or something.
BDCI is selling off all of its considerable assets to fund the "Battleship Reimbursement Program". If you are in Force of Evil or XETIC and have lost a battleship to the MC, please email [email protected]. Please detail the horrific circumstances of your loss and we will handle your petitions on a case by case basis.
Latex Mistress will also use funds from our liquidation sale to begin teaching the "PvPer Recovery Course". Many former pilots will benefit from her stern yet exciting method of instruction on how to find other ways to channel all of that aggressive energy.
As for me, I think this is all insane and will be putting in an application with Celestial Horizon Corp. 
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Latex Mistress
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Posted - 2005.04.01 06:23:00 -
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Edited by: Latex Mistress on 01/04/2005 07:43:02
/emote c r a c k s whip
I'm a very stern Mistress!
EDIT: dumbest word filter I've ever seen...
If ECM is an act of aggression, why am I not on kill mails?
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Foyle
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Posted - 2005.04.01 06:27:00 -
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Me thinks; this all has to do with SeleeneÆs inability to share
Eternally yours, MuthaTrucka
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Viceroy
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Posted - 2005.04.01 06:42:00 -
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This unexpected development has left environmentalists in shock, as XETIC fleets have decended on the unsuspecting Veldspar in Yulai knowing that the MC would not be there to defend it.
One disgruntled environmentalist said "Pineapple pineapple bananna" in protest of the MC.
Further developments will be broadcasted after XETIC stops trying to mine our TV antenna that is shaped as an arkonor roid.
(PS:  )
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Farjung
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Posted - 2005.04.01 07:04:00 -
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On this momentous day, there is only one thing left to say: moin.
Someone really needs to keep me away from the Taranis |
meowcat
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Posted - 2005.04.01 07:30:00 -
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moin
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yeah but no but yeah but no but |
Minerva IV
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Posted - 2005.04.01 07:40:00 -
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Edited by: Minerva IV on 01/04/2005 08:17:46
It is a very sad day but i have suspended traing for war and started to train for one of those large mining barges - im just hoping they mine as well as they explode.
Do you think i will still be able to get Haikus for ransoms from the roids?
/me goes pestering latex for a place on her PvPer Recovery Course
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Trooper B99
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Posted - 2005.04.01 08:31:00 -
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Bah! **** this. No ******* kills anywhere. Now they ****** disband???!?! I'm going back to ******* SUPRM, least their ****ty nubs like Skapegoat don't ****** flame as much as those ****tards Xetic do all the ******* time in every ****kissing thread ever! No, **** it, I'm joining ******* Shinra to be with the manly Enslaver and his **** buddy Anue.
And i'd just like to take this one oppertunity to say OMFG XETIC SUCK MONKEY ****NUTS!
Especially CLS and those other ****nubs in DDC they never fight! omfg!!111!!! SS FELLAS! FFS WTF OMGFGBBQ!!11one!!1eleven It was like 1 to 12 and drax's reaper still would have won!!! AdN!!!! CYv0K EaTs kiTTens!!! RaW!!!! WITh BBQ SaUce!!!
WE PWNED YOU SOOOOOO BAD IT HURT SELEENE'S EYES!
ekekeekekekekekekek
Ah, I feel better now. Where's ma pills.
Wirykomi Team Racer - COLOSSUS Championships Year 106
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Artharas
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Posted - 2005.04.01 08:39:00 -
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Edited by: Artharas on 01/04/2005 08:40:25
VELDSPAR HERE I COME! 
btw happy 1st april guys
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Drogon
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Posted - 2005.04.01 08:42:00 -
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Director, Divine Retribution
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Shin Ra
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Posted - 2005.04.01 08:59:00 -
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Can I have your super soakers?
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Seleene
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Posted - 2005.04.01 09:01:00 -
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Edited by: Seleene on 01/04/2005 09:02:15
This thread was worth it if only to see Trooper's post.
EDIT - The part about Cyvok eating kittens is true. We swapped recipes once.
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Swift Karrde
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Posted - 2005.04.01 09:04:00 -
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goodie, i was getting tired of dying to Xetic all the time  tech2 materials sounds jummy good thing all the training time for the barges and astrology skill was worth it in the end
moin
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The Clash
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Posted - 2005.04.01 09:04:00 -
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as CEO of Retirement corp i will accept any ex-MC pilots who will retreat from the Coalition to give them a final rest place with stations available who are adjusted for those who suffer cevere injuries and require wheelchairs to move around .
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Retirement closing in . |
Xiao KA
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Posted - 2005.04.01 09:04:00 -
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hmmm yeah right.. *cough* 1st of April *cough*
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Velsharoon
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Posted - 2005.04.01 12:19:00 -
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I mised april fools as I just woke up. Ah well.
moin
and I gave my super soaker to xetic, cos lets face it they need it 
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Danks
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Posted - 2005.04.01 14:23:00 -
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In addition, the words of Reverend Farjung have convinced me to quit drinking and smoking pot. From this day forward, I will be a clean and sober miner.
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Leosian
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Posted - 2005.04.01 15:01:00 -
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 Originally by: Danks
In addition, the words of Reverend Farjung have convinced me to quit drinking and smoking pot. From this day forward, I will be a clean and sober miner.
aw hell....
Let the slaughter of empire begin... |
Krapz
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Posted - 2005.04.01 15:04:00 -
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Originally by: Trooper B99
Bah! **** this. No ******* kills anywhere. Now they ****** disband???!?! I'm going back to ******* SUPRM, least their ****ty nubs like Skapegoat don't ****** flame as much as those ****tards Xetic do all the ******* time in every ****kissing thread ever! No, **** it, I'm joining ******* Shinra to be with the manly Enslaver and his **** buddy Anue.
And i'd just like to take this one oppertunity to say OMFG XETIC SUCK MONKEY ****NUTS!
Especially CLS and those other ****nubs in DDC they never fight! omfg!!111!!! SS FELLAS! FFS WTF OMGFGBBQ!!11one!!1eleven It was like 1 to 12 and drax's reaper still would have won!!! AdN!!!! CYv0K EaTs kiTTens!!! RaW!!!! WITh BBQ SaUce!!!
WE PWNED YOU SOOOOOO BAD IT HURT SELEENE'S EYES!
ekekeekekekekekekek
Ah, I feel better now. Where's ma pills.
Thx Trooper, that made my morning ;) lol
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Draximus Cane
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Posted - 2005.04.01 18:29:00 -
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My reaper always wins V's Xetic, its the uber
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Minerva IV
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Posted - 2005.04.02 00:47:00 -
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Originally by: Danks
In addition, the words of Reverend Farjung have convinced me to quit drinking and smoking pot. From this day forward, I will be a clean and sober miner.
This has to be the funniest thing i read in a while!
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Lucian Alucard
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Posted - 2005.04.02 02:11:00 -
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with this I would like to start a bidding war on Cabaddrin and Leosian, I am returning to the game within a few days and I need a set of pool boys.
Please stop being a third rate flamer,I am tired of reactivating my account just to kick your ass. |
Spinal
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Posted - 2005.04.02 08:59:00 -
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Erm, this is a late april fools joke???
oh well Contact Armoured Asassins if your looking for a warm home :P with lots of killing
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Gronsak
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Posted - 2005.04.02 11:14:00 -
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i knew it!!!!!!!!!!
Where¦s my cat?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? |
munchy
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Posted - 2005.04.02 12:34:00 -
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so ends one of the most efficeint killing machines ive ever seen, good luck guys.
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Merlinar
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Posted - 2005.04.02 13:31:00 -
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Look at the date the post was done.. and warm up your brains... think you¦ll come to a decent conclusion ;)
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hired goon
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Posted - 2005.04.03 14:24:00 -
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Dammit, I've only just made this sig!
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