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Turael Talanar
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
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Posted - 2011.10.02 21:20:00 -
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Personally i need to scoop 4 cat turds a day from our garden so i know who the tazer is for. |
o mf g
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2011.10.02 21:25:00 -
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you know that's fertilizer, right? |
Bane Necran
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Posted - 2011.10.02 21:28:00 -
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Doesn't hurt anything. In fact it's a fertilizer.
Meanwhile the present dogs give neighbors are sleepless nights of incessant barking and occasional maulings. |
Roosterton
Eternal Frontier
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Posted - 2011.10.02 21:32:00 -
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In my experience, cats won't do much other than occasionally prowl through your lawn and climb on your fence.
On the other hands, dogs will **** on your driveway, bark overnight, and put their filthy paws on you if they ever see you.
I'd take cats any day. |
o mf g
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2011.10.02 21:33:00 -
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Bane Necran wrote:Doesn't hurt anything. In fact it's a fertilizer.
Meanwhile the present dogs give neighbors are sleepless nights of incessant barking and occasional maulings.
Roosterton wrote:In my experience, cats won't do much other than occasionally prowl through your lawn and climb on your fence.
On the other hands, dogs will **** on your driveway, bark overnight, and put their filthy paws on you if they ever see you.
I'd take cats any day.
whoa, WHOA dogs are trying to keep you safe assholes |
Renan Ruivo
Hipernova
Vera Cruz Alliance
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Posted - 2011.10.02 21:34:00 -
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Ever heard of the boy who cried wolf?
Sometimes the only difference between a budding genius and a blooming idiot is where they chose to take a stand. |
Turael Talanar
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
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Posted - 2011.10.02 21:35:00 -
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o mf g wrote:you know that's fertilizer, right?
The grass grows fine without them.
Was gonna putt up one of those high frequency radio fences but I have a hedgehog called Barney that visits me when i go smoking at night. I'd miss him.
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Renan Ruivo
Hipernova
Vera Cruz Alliance
57
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Posted - 2011.10.02 21:40:00 -
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Turael Talanar wrote:o mf g wrote:you know that's fertilizer, right? The grass grows fine without them. Was gonna putt up one of those high frequency radio fences but I have a hedgehog called Barney that visits me when i go smoking at night. I'd miss him.
I don't think barney would mind.
Sometimes the only difference between a budding genius and a blooming idiot is where they chose to take a stand. |
Turael Talanar
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
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Posted - 2011.10.02 21:44:00 -
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Renan Ruivo wrote:Turael Talanar wrote:o mf g wrote:you know that's fertilizer, right? The grass grows fine without them. Was gonna putt up one of those high frequency radio fences but I have a hedgehog called Barney that visits me when i go smoking at night. I'd miss him. I don't think barney would mind.
He hates the buggers too, he can hold is own 'ol Barney though 
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DarkAegix
Acetech Systems
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Posted - 2011.10.02 21:52:00 -
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Lies, everyone knows that cats bury their turds.
Blame dogs: they like to dump their waste in your garden, in your Drake and on your face while you sleep.
A cat, however, will warn you of a house fire. Source: http://www.abc.net.au/news/2010-02-01/cat-warns-owner-of-fire/316068 |
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Turael Talanar
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
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Posted - 2011.10.02 21:57:00 -
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Thats only cause they dislike cooked meat, they'll only wake you if they think the smoke won't get you first. Otherwise they'll make a nice buffet outta your cheek. |
Froz3nEcho Sarain
Blue Republic
RvB - BLUE Republic
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Posted - 2011.10.02 22:00:00 -
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Cats anytime. And wrong, WRONG section of this forum.
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KaarBaak
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Posted - 2011.10.02 22:04:00 -
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Froz3nEcho Sarain wrote:Cats anytime. And wrong, WRONG section of this forum.
I thought it was a stealth call for pets in CQ.
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Simetraz
State War Academy
Caldari State
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Posted - 2011.10.02 22:07:00 -
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Cats Kills rodents and other things you don't want in your house.
They also bury the turds and can be left for several days without someone to mind them.
Cats are also not truly domesticated.
Dogs keep intruders out.
Great for hunting, and catching toys.
They need to be watched as they are nothing but overgrown kids.
They need to be walked or let out.
You can't leave them for several days without issues.
Although some breads can be taught so they can be left alone for a day or two.
You also will spend your life picking up there turds that they will spread all over your lawn.
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jyppy
Under Heavy Fire
Mordus Angels
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Posted - 2011.10.02 22:08:00 -
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cat starts fire
Where I work, we go around covering dog crap with orange spraypaint, 'cos we're like that.
And cats kill everything, but Barney sounds like a mini-honey badger so he should be ok.
Edit; but don't mention the word badger around him.
Rubber dinghy rapids bro. |
Turael Talanar
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
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Posted - 2011.10.02 22:15:00 -
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jyppy wrote:cat starts fireWhere I work, we go around covering dog crap with orange spraypaint, 'cos we're like that. And cats kill everything, but Barney sounds like a mini-honey badger so he should be ok. Edit; but don't mention the word badger around him.
Hehe, also exhibit A that cats are two-faced, scroungers that hate us
http://www.boston.com/community/pets/articles/2011/09/28/worcester_womans_two_faced_cat_makes_the_record_books/
Rubber dinghy rapids bro |
Renan Ruivo
Hipernova
Vera Cruz Alliance
58
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Posted - 2011.10.02 22:23:00 -
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Simetraz wrote:Cats Kills rodents and other things you don't want in your house.
They also bury the turds and can be left for several days without someone to mind them.
Cats are also not truly domesticated.
Dogs keep intruders out.
Great for hunting, and catching toys.
They need to be watched as they are nothing but overgrown kids.
They need to be walked or let out.
You can't leave them for several days without issues.
Although some breads can be taught so they can be left alone for a day or two.
You also will spend your life picking up there turds that they will spread all over your lawn.
Not if your lawn is there for the sole purpose of acting as a dog bathroom, like mine.
No smell, no having to pick up dog poo (i have two dogs) and the lawn is pretty green, big and healthy. It is also located in my front yard but in a place where people don't walk into so high-grass is no problem. It even looks pretty and makes neighbors ask how i keep it so pretty.
"I don't" i tell them. "My dogs are the ones who keep the lawn".
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Jonah Gravenstein
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Posted - 2011.10.02 22:23:00 -
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Cats are sarcastic psychopathic trolls, if they could play eve they'd fit right in :)
Dogs are large hairy smelly children that need attention all the time, also noisy buggers.
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o mf g
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2011.10.03 00:25:00 -
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Jonah Gravenstein wrote:Cats are sarcastic psychopathic trolls, if they could play eve they'd fit right in :)
Dogs are large hairy smelly children that need attention all the time, also noisy buggers.
I think the woman who instigated picking up dog poop is a psychopathic troll
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Aidan Brooder
Dynasphere Ltd.
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Posted - 2011.10.03 00:41:00 -
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The worst is having no good recipe at hand for a good cat or dog stew. :)
Feel free to contact your local McMinmatar for advice, though. |
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Nephilius
Pillage and Plunder Salvage Co.
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Posted - 2011.10.03 00:44:00 -
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Meh, both go good with rice, so it's a tie.
Make CQ and WiS an option, not a must.-á I don't play EvE for the toon spinning. |
Anya Ohaya
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
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Posted - 2011.10.03 00:46:00 -
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My neighbors don't have any pets, but they make up for it by being hairy, smelly and noisy.
I wouldn't put it past them to crap on someone's lawn either... |
Vladkar
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
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Posted - 2011.10.03 01:36:00 -
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I dissected a cat in biology once... We named him Giggles because his jaw was stuck in a permanent grin. When we were done with him, he no longer had a recognizable head.
Giggles isn't laughing anymore  |
Jaroslav Unwanted
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
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Posted - 2011.10.03 07:56:00 -
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Neighbors. Get rid of them and cats/dogs will either starve or move with them. Or get caught and moved somewhere else. |
Sable Moran
Moran Light Industries
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Posted - 2011.10.03 08:40:00 -
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Dogs, they're noisier and more often so.
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CCP Spitfire
C C P
C C P Alliance
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Posted - 2011.10.03 08:53:00 -
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Moved from "EVE General Discussion".
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Alpheias
Euphoria Released
HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2011.10.03 11:20:00 -
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I'd go with neighbours and neighbours' children.
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Vicker Lahn'se
STRAG3S
THE UNTHINKABLES
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Posted - 2011.10.03 18:51:00 -
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Anya Ohaya wrote:My neighbors don't have any pets, but they make up for it by being hairy, smelly and noisy.
I wouldn't put it past them to crap on someone's lawn either...
That makes me think of my old neighbors. I'm in graduate school right now, so I live close to a university. When I first started here, I made the mistake of moving into an apartment complex that was only a few blocks from campus. My next door neighbor would have these wild parties until 4am on weeknights, at least three nights a week, usually every night of the week, much to the displeasure of everyone else in the apartment complex. To make a long story short, at some point some unknown person took a crap on his front doorstep. I have no idea who it did it or why they did it, but it was very clearly human excrement, and my neighbor was clearly displeased to find it there. I like to think that it was one of my other neighbors trying to get back at him. |
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