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Maze La'Zie
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Posted - 2005.04.13 23:31:00 -
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Because they just Aaaaaaarrrrrrrr!
(sorry)
Maze
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Vampire Blade
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Posted - 2005.04.13 23:43:00 -
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heh, that's quite funny, but i often ask myself the same thing.
how is someone that camps a gate all day popping anything that passes trhough a pirate? :(
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RollinDutchMasters
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Posted - 2005.04.13 23:53:00 -
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And what IS the deal with New England? It's over 300 years old! Last time I checked, that wasnt that new.
 Originally by: Sochin
CCP has provided you with the tools you need to avoid crime. You're just too lazy/stupid to use them.
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ZeroniX
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Posted - 2005.04.14 00:03:00 -
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Originally by: RollinDutchMasters
And what IS the deal with New England? It's over 300 years old! Last time I checked, that wasnt that new.
I've decided i love u!
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Ikvar
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Posted - 2005.04.14 01:29:00 -
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Originally by: Maze La'Zie
Because they just Aaaaaaarrrrrrrr!
(sorry)
Maze
Rofl! 
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Skyraker7
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Posted - 2005.04.14 04:00:00 -
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ORIGIN Greek peirates, from peirein ęto attempt, attackĘ
Yaaar
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Plague Black
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Posted - 2005.04.14 09:54:00 -
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There was a pie and there was a rat. And they decided to join forces in order to survive in this cruel world. But the rat was a bit hungry and he ate a part of a pie. About a third of it, the last third. So only pi left and decided to still go on with rat and forgive him his actions. And the part the rat ate got stuck at the rats end. Since then they are not to be separeted by anything. And they became one. Now you have it: pi+rat+e(the part is still stuck at the rats end, this is why pirates generally stink:). So its a pirate now... and the s at the end is just for Stink very much when in larger groups (over 1)
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Pyr8
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Posted - 2005.04.14 10:51:00 -
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Good explanation
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Matthew
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Posted - 2005.04.14 12:15:00 -
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I like Plague Black's explanation  But there is an alternative one, stemming from the rare cases of miners growing to love their pyerite too much. These poor unfortunate souls discover that excessive exposure to pyerite causes deep mental instability, leaving them permanently irate, liable to attack anyone at the slightest provocation. This condition - pyeriteirates (commonly referred to in the media as pirates), is incurable, and sufferers are usually abandoned by both the authorities responsible for them, and the society they were a part of. Without the proper care they need, these individuals roam the outer fringes, causing havoc to all who would extend civilisation into these areas. They even lose their previous identity, often being addressed only by the common name for their ailment - pirates.
Tragically, due to their mental instability, these people believe they are acting of their own free will, and are perfectly healthy. As pyeriteirates twists, rather than dulls mental ability, sufferers can hide their condition behind a facade of true evilness very easily.
Please, help these poor souls get the care they need. Join the letter-writing campaign to your local concord official and empire representatives, jointly supported by the Pirates Association Rehabilitation Group (Pirates ARG), the Youth Association Rehabilitation Refuge for Pirates (YARR Pirates), and the Servant Sisters of Eve. Or, if you can, join the adopt-a-pirate campaign. Just 1000 isk a week can help sedate one pirate, saving him from the wave of destruction he would otherwise unleash. Please, think of the pirates. Thank you.
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Poltax Dodjor
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Posted - 2005.04.14 15:16:00 -
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Hey! I know its an old joke but I can often be seen in the local channel telling pirate jokes as im hauling through systems. Did you see the joke in local recently?
Oh, and another of my favs...
What did the vegan pirate do in prison?
stAAARRRrrrrve 
Dodgor.
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DrunkenOne
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Posted - 2005.04.14 16:24:00 -
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Originally by: Plague Black
There was a pie and there was a rat. And they decided to join forces in order to survive in this cruel world. But the rat was a bit hungry and he ate a part of a pie. About a third of it, the last third. So only pi left and decided to still go on with rat and forgive him his actions. And the part the rat ate got stuck at the rats end. Since then they are not to be separeted by anything. And they became one. Now you have it: pi+rat+e(the part is still stuck at the rats end, this is why pirates generally stink:). So its a pirate now... and the s at the end is just for Stink very much when in larger groups (over 1)
Brilliant.
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Cummilla
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Posted - 2005.04.14 17:26:00 -
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The defining characteristic of a pirate is the near complete lack of a + entry in their standings list. No one is blue to them and therefore everyone can be shot by them. That's a pirate. |
Epofhis
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Posted - 2005.04.14 19:55:00 -
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Originally by: Cummilla
The defining characteristic of a pirate is the near complete lack of a + entry in their standings list. No one is blue to them and therefore everyone can be shot by them. That's a pirate.
I have a + standing, could I go where u mine? And could u give me director roles in ur corp pls?
there are you happy now, my sig fits every rule. Now, no delete me pls, I promise to be good!!!11010101!! |
Felony Assualt
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Posted - 2005.04.15 00:16:00 -
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Originally by: RollinDutchMasters
And what IS the deal with New England? It's over 300 years old! Last time I checked, that wasnt that new.
Famliy Guy quote??
Those who can, do; Those who cant, teach |
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