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Posted - 2005.04.20 17:59:00 -
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Ok, class and prime example of mis-communication on teamspeak.
Wolves are engaging a numerous target outside Yulai X-DED. Mainly frigates and a coupla cruisers. I engage in a caracal, rest of the wolves in frigates & Mac in a shield tanking scorp.
We blow up a coupla friggies & cruisers, but I get heavily damaged - dangerously low armour by a last minute dominix that warps in.
I call over ts that im retreating to recharge shields. I warp out. Listening to mac enjoying himself by singing. This is what follows...
Me: Do u need me back?
Mac: No Im fine, theres just frigates left here.
Me: Ok recharging & alligning
Mac: Wow Im tanking this well, theres more comming come back if u want
Me: RGR OMW
Mac: Uh oh. Bugger
Me: Mac?
Mac: Dont come in dude
Me: Already in warp
Mac: Retreat asap I will distract em, Im tanking all 'X' battleships and the whole god damned fleet!!
Me: Ok
I drop outta warp, confronted with the fleet in my damaged caracal.
Me: Mac where the hell are you..... they're all over me like a bad rash.
Mac: I had to dock, sorry dude.
Well, I took down one Raptor before I woke up in an alternative station in Yulai.
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El Bearo
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Posted - 2005.04.20 22:44:00 -
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One from my mate,
Him in a Typoon been orbited at 2.5Km/s by an enyo
Suddenly he kill the enyo.
And the enyo says "why I slow down" To the great response of "the magic faries got you. otherwise know as I Nossed your ass."
There's no blueprint for life! Okay, first it's miosis. Out of the womb, snip. Then you get a big ol' aneurysm and you slump over your desk! Okay, everything in between just happens .....enj |
Skelator
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Posted - 2005.04.20 23:00:00 -
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Edited by: Skelator on 20/04/2005 23:01:01
#1 Me at safespot in my Raven.
#2 Miz Cenju ..Skel warp to teh gate theres only one of them jumping in ..
#3 Me coming out of warp 15km from gate.
#4 Miz Cenjui.. Skel warp away from gate warp away from the gate
#5 As Slow A$$ Raven starts to turn...gate activation x 4
#6 1500 dammage x 12 from gankageddon fleet
#7 Miz Cenjui .. Skel M8 did you get out ok Skel are you there M8 
LOL
They have us Surrounded again.. the Poor Bastards |
Crimson Smith
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Posted - 2005.04.21 00:04:00 -
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I'll just warp to a scan spot near the sta... Why is the station 15km away with a war target Raven and Ferox between it and me?
Followed by a few explosions, then:
I'll just warp the pod out to that planet over there WHY THE HELL AM I STILL 15km OUTSIDE THE STATION?
Followed by a single, smaller explosion. sniffle- I lubbed that clone 
Gin is my co-pilot. |
Heraklitus Nomidzon
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Posted - 2005.04.21 00:26:00 -
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[This is me when I was about three weeks old, taking my first blackbird into a 0.3 system. I had never been in a PvP scenario before. I warp to a gate with no insta.]
Me: "OMFG, WHY THE HELL IS THAT GUY'S NAME BLINKING RED??"
Me: "Oh, whew, he's 140km away. I'll be fine."
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Marovinchian
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Posted - 2005.04.21 04:10:00 -
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"Yes i remembered too turn autopilot on...i mean off....Ah Crap"
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Equinox II
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Posted - 2005.04.21 05:11:00 -
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"ABORT GANG WARP!!! ABORT GANG WARP!!!"
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Mitchman
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Posted - 2005.04.21 08:26:00 -
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John Palmer > I c u r hiding again
2 minutes later we warp in and kill him and his fleet.
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Phoenicia
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Posted - 2005.04.21 12:41:00 -
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"That¦s no moon!"
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CCP deleted my sig pic cause it was 50 pixels too wide and all I got was this lousy text. |
Demarcus
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Posted - 2005.04.21 12:57:00 -
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"Hurry up and kill me I am worth more in insurance anyway."
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You are all worthless, and weak.
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Iznogud
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Posted - 2005.04.21 12:58:00 -
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Edited by: Iznogud on 21/04/2005 12:58:23
Chowdown : Im going for a beer ~
http://www.shinra.com/
Shinra Republic Artillery-round deliver
Izno~
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CaldariCitizen 9735
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Posted - 2005.04.21 12:59:00 -
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"OH SHIIII*****!!!*
Cloune d'Que!! zhey iss all ze Cloune d'que!! |
Harry Voyager
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Posted - 2005.04.21 14:25:00 -
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Edited by: Harry Voyager on 21/04/2005 14:26:58
Tackling in a Vigil:
"Eh, I'm sure I'm good for another pass."
Attacking a Raven in a Dualie Mauller:
"We got him! Wait a minute... Why are my shields going away?" (As I got nailed by 40+ torps.)
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Harpia
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Posted - 2005.04.22 02:33:00 -
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1. Mining with a 3 hour old Tempest;
2. Didn't see hostiles in local because I was helping a country noob dude;
3. 3 ceptors engage my Tempest
4. Me (thinking that they are corp mates testing guns): "can I shoot back?"   
5. "of course :)" he answer.
 NEVER, NERVER, EVER USE A TEMPEST TO MINE GNEISS.
USE TEMPEST TO MINE KILL MAILS.  
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Jokastis
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Posted - 2005.04.22 07:09:00 -
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Right when Player owned stations just came out...
I was invited to fight some guy at one....
Corp mate - "don't do it man. The defenses will kill your geddon."
Me - "No it's cool. I'll just shoot at it from 150km like at a gate."
Big mistake
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