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Vera Liskrii	Posted - 2005.04.17 09:39:00 - [1] Kamikaze Cookbook: For Podders on the Go In the interest of bringing culinary enlightenment to the capsuleer community, I am publishing the "Kamikaze Cookbook: For Podders on the Go" It will be full of recipes for the average podpilot, and will be availabe as a neural download so you don't even have to waste time reading. Each meal can be cooked in under 10 minutes with nothing more than basic cooking equipment, and a 1MN afterburner; and each recipe uses regular, household ingredients like ectoplasm, quafe, long-limb roe, and tourists The last section of the book remains empty, it awaits your recipes. That's right, you all have an oppurtunity to have your favourite dishes enshrined for all eternity in this amazing book. Not only that, but each contribution will receive a free signed copy of the "Kamikaze Cookbook" AND a Lord Plush. Each recipe must contain the ingredients used and (basic) instructions, on how to prepare it. Or at the very least a vague description will do. Example Slaver Hound Stew A Matari favourite to remind them of days gone by. Usually eaten while chanting something along the lines of "We will have our revenge" Ingredients 1 Slaver Hound 3 Large Potatoes 2 Cups Spiced Wine 1 Onion Directions Dice the Slaver, potatoes, and onion. Place all ingredients in a big thermally shielded pot. Turn afterburner on LOW and let simmer for 10 minutes. Serve while hot, usually 2-3 days. "Tell me what you eat, and I'll tell you what you are" - Vera Liskrii, Goddess of Ni-Kunni Cuisine
Rana Ash	Posted - 2005.04.17 09:48:00 - [2] As a bunny i get a free copy right,right??.. Plush Bunny lyret dedreen
Vera Liskrii	Posted - 2005.04.17 09:50:00 - [3] But of course Rana, all Bunnies get a free copy "Tell me what you eat, and I'll tell you what you are" - Vera Liskrii, Goddess of Ni-Kunni Cuisine
Rana Ash	Posted - 2005.04.17 11:03:00 - [4] Yaaaaaaaaay , party,party chants Plush Bunny lyret dedreen
Brute Helmet	Posted - 2005.04.17 11:06:00 - [5] Heres a recepy thats cheap if you are on a tight budget after that last shiploss. You can usually get garbage for free if you are willing to skulk around in the waste reclamation systems on your station. Garbage soup. (Soupe a la GarbagÚ) Ingredients. 1 unit of garbage (stations with cloning facilities usually have the best garbage) 1 unit water 1 teaspoon curry powder Directions Remove all solid inorganic matter from the garbage. Mix the remainder in a blender until its liquid. Add the mixed garbage to a pot of boiling water. Set the afterburner to medium. After 10 minutes you should add the curry powder and turn the burner down to low setting. Let simmer for about an hour and then its ready to eat!
Shemar	Posted - 2005.04.17 13:56:00 - [6] I'd love a copy of this cookbook (although I think I will pass on the recipies using "Tourists" as an ingredient ). How would I go about obtaining one (along with the bonus gifts of course!) Trembling hands or nerves of steel, someone tell me what to feel.
Tairos Hakonnus	Posted - 2005.04.17 16:32:00 - [7] This sounds perfect for my fast-paced criminal lifestyle. Where can I get a copy? ---------------------------- http://spla.sh/bp/bp_files/main.htm
Ikvar	Posted - 2005.04.17 18:57:00 - [8] Edited by: Ikvar on 17/04/2005 18:57:55 I've got a recepie you should put in your book, it's an old favourite of mine. Corpse Suprise A cheap and easy but nutritious and delicious meal for the killer on the move. Ingredients 1x Pod pilot 1x Ship of your own Lots of guns Preparation Find unsuspecting victim, destroy ship, c r a c k open pod, scoop the contents to your cargo bay. Consume raw. Serves 4. _________________
Tony Fats	Posted - 2005.04.17 22:31:00 - [9] Mmm mmm crispy slaver just like mom used to make!
Vera Liskrii	Posted - 2005.04.18 09:13:00 - [10] Congratulations Brute helmet, and Ikvar, you will both receive a free signed copy of the "Kamikaze Cookbook" when it's released and a Lord Plush. The book will be available wherever good books are sold, but we still have room for plenty of recipes. "Tell me what you eat, and I'll tell you what you are" - Vera Liskrii, Goddess of Ni-Kunni Cuisine
Kiyirari	Posted - 2005.04.18 11:42:00 - [11] Plasma grilled protien delicacies, long limb roe and pine apple kebab. Ingredents. 1. 1 packet of protien delicacies. 2. 1 tin of long limd roe. 3. 1 tin of chunky pine apple pieces. 4. plenty of plasma ammo Directions. 1. Dice long limb roes into chunks and thread all ingredents gentle onto a skewer. 2. Pre-heat flash guard of 200mm auto-cannon and grill kebabs 5 minutes either side, to get grilled effect fire of a few rounds of plasma this will give kebabs a slighty smoked flavouring. Chefs tips... If you have time for preparations marinate ingredents with spiced wine for 1 hour and server with amarrian wheat pitta. Do ya spit or do ya swallow ?
Kiyirari	Posted - 2005.04.18 12:11:00 - [12] Tourist Steak with Hot Quafe Ultra Sauce. Serves 4 Ingredents. 4 unsmoked tourist steaks approx weight of 8 oZ each. 1 oZ of butter. 3 cloves. 8 fl oZ of quafe ultra . 2 Tea spoons of dijon mustard. 1. preheat 1mm AB to a low setting to keep tourists warm later. 2. Trim the fat from the tourist and pat dry with paper towel.Heat the butter in a frying pan untill sizzling, add the cloves, then fry tourist over a fairly high heat for 3 minutes each side, until brown. Transfer them to a serving dish and keep warm. 3. Add quafe ultra to the frying pan and bring to boil, stirring and scraping up the sediment from bottom of pan. Stir in mustard,then boil mixture for 2 minutes until the the sauce has reduced and looks glossy. Discard the cloves, pour the sauce over over the tourist stakes and serve. A fantastic little recipes for when ya entertaining a few friends, good tasty way of disposing of unwanted tourists. Do ya spit or do ya swallow ?
Uggster	Posted - 2005.04.18 17:34:00 - [13] WTB : Recipie that makes good use of homeless
Nero Scuro	Posted - 2005.04.18 18:28:00 - [14] Wasted Ingredients 2x Frozen Food 2x Ectoplasm 10x Exotic Dancers Method Add all your frozen food and ectoplasm to the trash compacter, order a pizza and some beers and enjoy your exotic dancers. ---------------- Haha, stupid monkey! Now I'VE got the Oscar! Enjoy your worthless gun!
Kaleigh Doyle	Posted - 2005.04.18 22:07:00 - [15] Freespacer Frushie A popular drink in the depths of deepspace. A Gurista Pirate told me about this and I thought he was tricking me, but it tastes amazing! Ingredients (serves 4) 1 Bottle of spiced wine 1 Bucket of crushed blue ice 1 teaspoon of afterburner coolant Directions Blend/mix spiced wine and blue ice vigorously and serve in glass. Drop one quarter teaspoon of coolant in each glass, and watch the intense visual effect as the ice and coolant mix within. Not only that, you'll find the spiced wine has quite some kick to it. Glamour Bunnies Entertainment Corporation
Vera Liskrii	Posted - 2005.04.19 12:54:00 - [16] Thank you and congratulations to Kiyirari, Nero Scuro, Kaleigh Doyle. You will also be receiving free signed copies. As an added feature I have tried each of the recipes that have been given and here are my official findings on them: Garbage soup. (Soupe a la GarbagÚ) This is quite possibly the third most disgusting dish I've tasted. And I'm not even going to mention the other two. Corpse Suprise A dish for the bold and daring. I may have skipped some of the directions, but my next Epicurean Adventure will give further details Plasma grilled protien delicacies, long limb roe and pineapple kebab. An interesting way to cook it, though I still swear by the good ol' afterburner. The combination of all these flavours is simply amazing, and the plasma makes it more subtle and refined. Tourist Steak with Hot Quafe Ultra Sauce. I am beginning to appreciate the many flavours of human, and tourist is no exception. The hot Quafe Ultra sauce is now a regular favourite of mine. You have all the makings of a master chef. Wasted Pushing the terms of what I'd call a "recipe", but who am I too complain, it was quite enjoyable . Freespacer Frushie Wow, this drink really does pack a punch, both in taste and visuals. Great way to relax and forget all your problems until the station medic has to pump your stomach due to coolant poisoning. "Tell me what you eat, and I'll tell you what you are" - Vera Liskrii, Goddess of Ni-Kunni Cuisine
Brute Helmet	Posted - 2005.04.19 18:07:00 - [17] Edited by: Brute Helmet on 20/04/2005 16:32:36 Ah, well, the soup is an aquired taste. The exact flavour depends a lot on the quality of the garbage. As always in cooking the quality of the ingredients is paramount. This is a recepy I really love. Its a very demanding dish and takes lots of skill and good thermal resistant gloves. Timing your cooking right is essential, or you might end up in a burn clinic. Fedo FlambÚe with roasted turnips 1 Fedo 1 FoxFire rocket 1 cup sunscreen, SPF 80 1 teaspoon curry powder 1 teaspoon garlic powder 1 tablespoon chopped onions 1 tablespoon chives 1 tablespoon Spirits 10 medium turnips Directions Mix sunscreen, vegetables, spirits and spices in a small bowl. Skin and gut the Fedo, place in bowl and cover with the sunscreen mix. Bolt the rocket to a steady surface, I tend to use the aft thrusters on my Rifter. Make sure that the exhaust doesnt hit anything flammable and that you have disconnected the warhead. Skewer the marinated Fedo on a asbestos stick, place in front of the rocket exhaust nozzle and fire it up. 30 seconds is usually enough, if you like your Fedo well done, use a lower SPF on the sunscreen instead. Peel the turnips and throw them through the rocket exhaust. Scrape off the charred bits on the turnips and serve with thinly sliced Fedo.
Mebrithiel Ju'wien	Posted - 2005.04.19 19:41:00 - [18] Aegis Delight A beautiful, albiet heady dessert that can be taken as a breakfast shake or after an evening meal. Ingredients 1x Aegis Militia corpse 4x units of Ectoplasm 2x units of Spiced Wine 10x units of Frentix (may be substituted for spirits to the non-booster users among us) Directions The corpse should be hung in your hangar for a day to tenderise before hand, though fresh is quite suitable for the shake variant. Mix the Ectoplasm, Spiced Wine and Corpse spleen in a blender and whisk until gooey and runny. Leave to set in the cold of deapspace before moulding and top with sprinkled Frentix (or flambe with the spirits). Serves an entire Gank Fleet of upto 6 pirates. Enjoy cold or as a healthy shake ~~~~~ Eve System > Channel changed to Kehour Local Channel Concord Commodore > You have got to be the worst pirate I have ever heard of! Mebrithiel Ju'wien > But you have heard of me!
Magic Trev	Posted - 2005.04.19 20:42:00 - [19] Edited by: Magic Trev on 19/04/2005 20:49:35 Magical Miner Suprise A long lived, closley gaurded familly recpie of mine. Undisclosed to anybody previously besides familly members, but i feel its time i spread this delicusy (omg sp?). Ingredients 1 x Freshly Kidnapped Miner (preferably one of the "macro miner" variety) 3 x Blue Pills 2 x Nerve Sticks 4 x X-instinct Pill Directions Slaughter the kidnapped miner (remember if they are macro mining they are infact breaking the law so feel no guilt) then finely dice the more fleshy areas and place in a large bowl. Crush the blue, and x-instinct pills and put to one side. Disect the Nerve sticks into strips and gently place them over the diced miner to form a thick layer, sprinkle the previously crushed blue and x-instinct pills over the top then heat slowly with a 1mn afterburner until golden brown. Number served varies depending on the weight of miner you manage to obtain. Goes down nicley with my soon to be released recipe "L-LRoes Viral Milk" I hope my recipie is used in your book and appreciated through the galaxy as it has been enjoyed through generations of my familly. -Trev- ------------------ Originally by: Verone I can hear my liver screaming in pain
Ikvar	Posted - 2005.04.19 23:19:00 - [20] Glad to hear you liked it Vera, looking forward to hearing how you went about the preparation of the dish. Here's another one of my favourties: OMGWTFBBQ Chilli Ingredients 1x Inferno Torpedo. Minced meat (quantity depending on how much you want to make, I like to use corpses, tourists or homeless for that homemade taste!) Juices from the meat. Tomatoes (Synthetic obviously, if you can get real ones I'll come kill you for them) Onions (As above) Preparation Mince your meat and brown over some kind of heat source (I favour a 1/2 second 10MN Afterburner burst). Dice the onions and tomatoes and cook along with the meat in the juices. Bring to a slow boil and then cook on a low simmer for an hour. When the dish is ready dismantle the torpedo and add a miniscule amount of the liquid plasma core to the food (you may want to get a slave to do this) and consume if you dare. Warning: Consumption of this dish may cause extreme bodily harm, insanity and/or death. _________________
Angellia	Posted - 2005.04.20 13:27:00 - [21] Stuffed Rogue Drone Roast Having servants do everything for me means i havnt actualy cooked anything in my life before, but i know this one always does down a tasty treat! Ingredients 1 Fresh Rogue Drone 2 long limbed Roe legs 1 head of pet furrier 1 teaspoon of your favourite asteriod (unrefined) Directions Stuff Rogue drone with the Roe legs and Furrier head then Place drone in your cargo bay, set self destruct sequence, eject your pod, get to a safe distance, after a little while you should hear a BOOM, this is a good indication that your meal is ready. Garnish with a teaspoon of your favourite unfrefined asteriod, it is very important that you use unrefined asteriod if you want that ruggid, traditional taste (Jaspet is perfect for this). The drone should be nice and crispy on the outside yet hot and melted on the inside, Bon-apetite! (serves 45-55)
Brute Helmet	Posted - 2005.04.20 16:53:00 - [22] Heres a dish for you NPC-hunters. Blood Raider Black Pudding Ingredients 1 litre Blood Follower blood 2 1/2 cups finely ground amarrian wheat 1/2 cup melted butter 1 teaspoon Mul-Zatah Poutporri Directions Stir all the ingredients together in a large bowl. When the mixture becomes smooth and free of lumps let it rest for 15 minutes. Form the mixture into fistsized balls and place in boiling water. After about 20-30 minutes the black puddings will start to float up and you can remove them from the water. Serve hot with crispy bacon and melted butter.
Vera Liskrii	Posted - 2005.04.29 10:02:00 - [23] My sincerest apologies for not updating this sooner. I have had some troubles with the payment on my pilots license and, as many of you are aware, this can involve alot of red tape to wade through. However, I am back amongst the stars again, and the book is nearing it's publication date. I have reviewed the latest recipes and delivered my verdict. Fedo FlambÚe with roasted turnips Fedo tastes downright revolting when not cooked properly. I found this out the first few times until I realized I was using the wrong type of sunscreen. Fedo has a very gamey flavour, and the tangy bite from the turnips sets it off quite nicely. Just make sure you cook the fedo correctly or you will be trying to scour the taste out of your mouth. Aegis Delight What is it with podpilots and corpses? Ah well, I am starting to like this sort of recipe, especially this one. Not to mention the milkshake variety was positively refreshing. Magical Miner Suprise Another wonderful dish using the human body. Very similar to my "Miner Roast with Potatoes" dish, but with the extremely appreciated ingredient of boosters. This makes it a truly "magical" experience .. the little blue fairies told me so. OMGWTFBBQ Chilli Thank you for the warning "Consumption of this dish may cause extreme bodily harm, insanity and/or death" I experienced all three of these effects and I hardly regret it. What's life without a little danger, especially when it comes to food. Stuffed Rogue Drone Roast This is the most lavish cooking method I have ever heard of ... extra points for you. Though I'm sure Lady Phanca would turn in her grave to hear of this, I couldn't help but immensely enjoy this dish. Plus the pretty fireworks from my ship set the mood to make it a wonderful experience. Handy Tip: Don't use a battleship, it doesn't make it taste any better. Blood Raider Black Pudding This is another one of those "acquired taste" dishes. I don't know which fool thought that blood might taste good, especially if it were boiled, but it is my opinion he decided this just before he overdosed on Crash. Thank you for your recipes, all contributors will receive a free signed copy of the book, and a Lord Plush. Make sure you look for the Kamikaze cookbook when it hits the shelves in the next couple of weeks for the ridiculously low price of 20,000 ISK. "Tell me what you eat, and I'll tell you what you are" - Vera Liskrii, Goddess of Ni-Kunni Cuisine
Sarkos	Posted - 2005.04.29 11:29:00 - [24] Afterburner Kabobs Ingredients: Several thin strips of Slaver Hound A can of Long Limbed Roe Bottle of Brutor Ale (Or Spirits) Vegetable of choice Take a Long Limbed Roe and roll it in a strip of Slaver Hound. Cut the roll into chunks Arrange the chunks of meat and your choice of veggie on a stout metal skewer. Allow to maninate overnight in the Brutor Ale or Spirits. Fire up an afterburner and cook for about 3 seconds, spinning the skewer once. Eat right from the skewer, as soon as it stops glowing. Hmmmm, good. Sarkos Either free the slaves or we will come and get them.
Sarkos	Posted - 2005.04.29 11:36:00 - [25] Edited by: Sarkos on 29/04/2005 11:39:58 Solar Baked Surprise This is a favorite and sure to feed many hungry pod pilots. Scan some convoys and find one carrying Livestock. The type really does'nt matter, that's the surprise. Destroy the cargo ship and pick up the Livestock cargo pod. Fly to about 10km from the nearest sun and drop the pod. Wait 4 hours and pick the pod back up. Drop the pod in your hanger and wait for that wonderfull cooked meat aroma to draw a crowd. Open pod and slice off slabs of meat to serve. Normally served with kegs of Ale, Spirits or Spiced Wine. Whatever is handy works well. Feeds many. Either free the slaves or we will come and get them.
The Cosmopolite	Posted - 2005.04.29 11:58:00 - [26] Edited by: The Cosmopolite on 29/04/2005 14:49:29 Sansha's Whimsy Stew Ingredients 1 litre of True Creations subversion nanotech suspended in 100 ppm solution 1 litre of True Power enviro-proofing nanotech suspended in 100 ppm solution 1/2 kilo Amarrian Wheat (preferably stolen from Imperial convoys) 1/4 kilo genetically enhanced livestock meat 10 grams plutonium Handful of Morphite shavings Bottle of Spiced Wine 1 Crystal Egg 1 Blue Pill 1 Soothsayer Preparation 1) Pour the suspensions of nanotech into a large cooking pot and stir thoroughly to mix the two solutions up. Apply a moderate heat. 2) Soak the Amarrian wheat while the nanotech solution heats up. 3) Cube the genetically enhanced livestock meat and brown in a frying pan using a little of the spiced wine. 4) Once the nanotech solution is simmering, add the meat, wait until the mix becomes a little cloudy and add the wheat. Stir thoroughly and continue to simmer. 5) Powder the plutonium (anti-rad implants help here but lead shielding and remote cooking bots are an alternative) and add to the stew. 6) Add the shavings of morphite, break open 3 narcotic capsules and add to the stew mix one by one. 7) Continue to simmer for 45 minutes and add spiced wine to taste if required after 30 minutes. 8) Once done, serve with a selection of criminal DNA and your choice of rocket fuel or coolant. Serves 4-6 A delightful meal that will amaze your guests and guarantee remarkable after-dinner conversation, hallucinogenic entertainment or radioactive cyber-zombie action. The Cosmopolite The Star Fraction - Executor CEO: Jade Constantine
Ikvar	Posted - 2005.04.29 14:56:00 - [27] OMGWTFBBQ Chilli Thank you for the warning "Consumption of this dish may cause extreme bodily harm, insanity and/or death" I experienced all three of these effects and I hardly regret it. What's life without a little danger, especially when it comes to food. Another success! Just goes to show the average combat pilot's hangar can be a veritable world of culinary delights. Sorry to hear you suffered the effects, death is always annoying but hey, aren't clones great? (Also can I have your corpse please ). _________________
Sarkos	Posted - 2005.04.30 11:47:00 - [28] Space Rat Flambe' When on the move, many times you wind up in a station that is infested with those darn space rats. Here is a way to turn those pesky creatures into a feast. 1) Get a group of people to bag a quantity of space rats, (Normally 5 per person is a good number, more for a hungry crew.) 2) Get a Small Audit Container 3) Add cleaned rats, a unit of Hydrogen Isotope, some powdered Nocxium, a bottle full of Spirits and spices to your taste. 4) Sit the container in the blast of a 10MN Afterburner until a muffled explosion can be heard as the isotopes and Nocxium react to the heat. 5) Wait 3 minutes to allow the super heated container to bake to perfection. 6) Open container and serve. Always a favorite at Masuat'aa Matari. Enjoy Sarkos Either free the slaves or we will come and get them.
Shan'Talasha Mea'Questa	Posted - 2005.04.30 14:42:00 - [29] Originally by: Vera Liskrii Fedo FlambÚe with roasted turnips Fedo tastes downright revolting when not cooked properly. I found this out the first few times until I realized I was using the wrong type of sunscreen. Fedo has a very gamey flavour, and the tangy bite from the turnips sets it off quite nicely. Just make sure you cook the fedo correctly or you will be trying to scour the taste out of your mouth. For the best taste, avoid the ones that dwell in the engine-compartments... and for that "taste of home" use the ones found in your bedroom. -------------------------------- "If you can't stand the heat, you better stay away from the Afterburner."
Shan'Talasha Mea'Questa	Posted - 2005.04.30 15:03:00 - [30] Edited by: Shan''Talasha Mea''Questa on 30/04/2005 15:07:07 Gate-Camp Delight. Also great for those long, dull mining operations. Ingredients 5 units Synthetic Coffee 40 to 60 units of Water (depends of preference and taste) 1/5th Unit of Quafe Ultra Special Edition-extract 2 Units of Armor Thermic Hardener I Directions Mix the Synthetic Coffee with the Quafe Ultra SE-extract and drop it in a cargo-bay. Install the Armor Thermic Hardener I's and add water to the mix. Fly to the nearest sun, activate the Hardeners and sit tight for 5 to 10 minutes. (leave before you're into structure). Wait for the glow to dissipate and warp back to your gang. And share and enjoy... Serve tips: Add 10 to 15 units of Crystal Egg during mining-ops, or 15 to 25 units of Exile during Gate-camps for an enhanced experience (beware of customs). Additional serve tip: Any Delight leftovers can be brought back at drinking temperature by exposure to a short (1 or 1.5 seconds should suffice) 1mn Microwarp-burst. Disclaimer: Several Caldari-frigates are unsuited for preparing this drink due to a lack of low-powerslots. Shield hardeners are not adviced unless you're a real fan of mildly warmed coffee-ish brew.

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