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Nev Amati	Posted - 2005.04.19 18:35:00 - [31] jerkin
Bared Bel'Medar	Posted - 2005.04.19 19:41:00 - [32] Edited by: Bared Bel''Medar on 19/04/2005 19:44:30 More secrets from MASS: thebold is actually a woman with a very deep voice. His hobby is actually Buffalo Bill impersonations, he's even making hiself a man skin suite. every once in a while you'll here "Put the lotion in Basket". TRIGGER is madly in love with me and Mahhy. We know this because when ever he logs in he begins to hit on us. We also suspect he may be a 600 pound gorrila. Kwood has a little saying "Liquor may be quicker, but candy works on kids." We're not sure what he means by this, but its more than a little desturbing. Zena Rocks is actually a 70 year old man from Topeka Kansas. He is an insurance salesman. In his spare time he seduces lithe and nubile young woemn into his appartmant and does dirty things with them. We suspect his viagra intake may rival that of Ol' Heff. Ackath is the love child of Lucifer and a crockodile handbag. Mahhy is professional **star. His specialties include Goat, Horse, Chicken, Pig, and the occassional uncle. He is prone to giving elaborate explanations of the animal ** industry. GFLTorgue is the long lost son of Johnny Carson and Meralin Monroe. More than a little frighening the fact that he has his fathers face and his mothers body. Oh, and he has the voice of Berry Maniloe. I am Jack's broken moral compass. I am Jack's STILL trapped in eve limbo. maybe not for much longer...
Dray	Posted - 2005.04.19 19:42:00 - [33] I've just come in from work to scan the forums for some gems and what do i see, nick curso, valdi, mass, jerkin off, kittens, dead kittens, trigger, thebold, and no wub all aspiring to taint this thread, im appalled and would say more but i do need a bath, i smell like triggers last fk, and b4 you all jump in, its not because i was triggers last fk, anyway suffice to say mass do not need more lub, mass need more lube. pool ball swallowing degenerates to a man. I picked up this ace book today everyone rates it as a must buy for the budding military genius, tho ive decided to rename it as "Sun Tzu's art of the bloody obvious"
GFLTorque	Posted - 2005.04.19 20:35:00 - [34] Originally by: Dray i do need a bath, i smell like triggers last f**k, Dray this is an uncalled for statement. I never thought of you as someone to talk of animals in such fashion. Its not the German Shepards fault that it had not been properly bathed prior to its date with Trigger. 4 out of 3 people have trouble with fractions
Valdi	Posted - 2005.04.19 21:03:00 - [35] hehehehehahhaehahhaha cant stop laughing, basicly it¦s about me my*****, nicks homo fantacies and kwood as a child molester hehehehehhe... cant stop laughing.. well think we're gettin some love now :D this thread made my day --- We just came to crush... Director of Recruitment
kwoodward	Posted - 2005.04.19 21:23:00 - [36] Edited by: kwoodward on 19/04/2005 21:26:00 it's just too funy WTF does beard get this stuff from? but what he doesnt tell you is his fetish with the brown stuff and i dont mean marmite Meow!
Psych0	Posted - 2005.04.19 21:44:00 - [37] Originally by: kwoodward Edited by: kwoodward on 19/04/2005 21:26:00 it's just too funy WTF does beard get this stuff from? but what he doesnt tell you is his fetish with the brown stuff and i dont mean marmite Thats easy bared is underdeveloped he stil got a childs imagination..
kwoodward	Posted - 2005.04.19 21:47:00 - [38] i wondered why i was strangly attracted Meow!
Kishu	Posted - 2005.04.19 23:43:00 - [39] Originally by: Dray pool ball swallowing degenerates to a man. What about the women? And Nick, have I been neglecting you again?
FalloutBoy	Posted - 2005.04.19 23:46:00 - [40] Originally by: Kishu Originally by: Dray pool ball swallowing degenerates to a man. What about the women? And Nick, have I been neglecting you again? don't worry we still lub you kishu
Shatza	Posted - 2005.04.20 00:59:00 - [41] ROFL bahahah mass post for teh win!!
Sceartan	Posted - 2005.04.20 02:17:00 - [42] Goddamn forum *****s /me looks at Nick
Nev Amati	Posted - 2005.04.20 02:29:00 - [43] run like an antelope
Drakma	Posted - 2005.04.20 04:48:00 - [44] Ok Nick. I got you some forum "lub" as you put it. Now I need the other 20% of your payment.
thebold	Posted - 2005.04.20 09:06:00 - [45] Originally by: Drakma Ok Nick. I got you some forum "lub" as you put it. Now I need the other 20% of your payment. god dammit nick has 500k in his wallet the bs he fls are mine.. he sponges of me guess you wont get much more money out of him. get this: he even sponged 2 million from corp wallet just to upgrade ihs 50k skill point clone. ============================================== We do the Blowing up thingy
Hast	Posted - 2005.04.20 09:30:00 - [46] woot? bared's posting on the forum again? It was getting kinda risky being his msn service since one thing he made me post gave me a warning and a slap on the wrist from the mods. Well, wb bared, good to see that your back in the loony bin aka mass
kwoodward	Posted - 2005.04.20 10:08:00 - [47] hey we may all be complete nutters but at least we got some love! mass 4tw! Meow!
Taz Devlin	Posted - 2005.04.20 11:05:00 - [48] Originally by: kwoodward hey we may all be complete nutters Understatement of the year. Allways move fast, you never know who's catching up!
Hast	Posted - 2005.04.20 11:07:00 - [49] Originally by: Taz Devlin Originally by: kwoodward hey we may all be complete nutters Understatement of the year.
Kipkruide	Posted - 2005.04.20 11:28:00 - [50] Mass lub 4tw..
Lord Drax	Posted - 2005.04.20 13:55:00 - [51] Originally by: Bared Bel'Medar Edited by: Bared Bel''Medar on 19/04/2005 19:44:30 More secrets from MASS: thebold is actually a woman with a very deep voice. His hobby is actually Buffalo Bill impersonations, he's even making hiself a man skin suite. every once in a while you'll here "Put the lotion in Basket". TRIGGER is madly in love with me and Mahhy. We know this because when ever he logs in he begins to hit on us. We also suspect he may be a 600 pound gorrila. Kwood has a little saying "Liquor may be quicker, but candy works on kids." We're not sure what he means by this, but its more than a little desturbing. Zena Rocks is actually a 70 year old man from Topeka Kansas. He is an insurance salesman. In his spare time he seduces lithe and nubile young woemn into his appartmant and does dirty things with them. We suspect his viagra intake may rival that of Ol' Heff. Ackath is the love child of Lucifer and a crockodile handbag. Mahhy is professional **star. His specialties include Goat, Horse, Chicken, Pig, and the occassional uncle. He is prone to giving elaborate explanations of the animal ** industry. GFLTorgue is the long lost son of Johnny Carson and Meralin Monroe. More than a little frighening the fact that he has his fathers face and his mothers body. Oh, and he has the voice of Berry Maniloe. OMG please dont tell me we are on the same side now Bared, Lets just hope that Thol and all my ex oc buddies can cope -----------------------------------------
Methusela	Posted - 2005.04.20 16:55:00 - [52] lol
Swadey	Posted - 2005.04.20 17:13:00 - [53] Hey Bared .. Sing us a number
Bared Bel'Medar	Posted - 2005.04.20 23:08:00 - [54] Originally by: Lord Drax Originally by: Bared Bel'Medar OMG please dont tell me we are on the same side now Bared, Lets just hope that Thol and all my ex oc buddies can cope Secrets about some Ex OC crew they have discloesed to me in secret: Maasu has attented every liberache convention and had elton john sig in a veery special place on his body, which is now tatood. Tholarim is niether belgian nor dutch. He actually a Mexican midget named Paedro Gonzales. He works as a drug lords love slave in his spare time. the Enslaver has a fetish for poodles. Specificlly shaved poodles. he was last seen taking his niegbors dog out to the tool shed. I am Jack's broken moral compass. I am Jack's STILL trapped in eve limbo. maybe not for much longer...
Bared Bel'Medar	Posted - 2005.04.20 23:08:00 - [55] Originally by: Swadey Hey Bared .. Sing us a number you name it, I sing it. i'm thinking the theme song to indiana jones. I am Jack's broken moral compass. I am Jack's STILL trapped in eve limbo. maybe not for much longer...
LordMordred	Posted - 2005.04.21 02:37:00 - [56] MASS don't get no lub because Cyberraver is still on break ~Lord Mordred Short Bus.... YAAAAAAAAAAAAY Just because my wingmen have left, does not mean I will surrender. To the death for the Empire! Stain Empire

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