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Aikari Tsero
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
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Posted - 2012.11.17 00:55:00 -
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WTF are these things? Its like memes as commodities!
-Key Pass to Open the Door:
A very special and valuable key pass that uses some of the rarest elements known to humankind in order to create the most secure access card possible.
These passes are so rare and valuable, they are only ever used by capsuleers, to protect their quarters on board stations where they are docked. Without one of these keys one would likely not have a chance of getting in, or out, of a capsuleer's private quarters.
-Key Pass to Open the Door Blueprint
Requires:
-9001 Megacyte
-Villard Wheel (Description: This item is an integral component of perpetual motion units. If the wheel ever stops spinning, the entire unit will grind to a halt.)
-1337 Zydrine
-Concordokken:
A funny educational video created in YC 108 to teach pilots of New Eden about the powers of the Concord police force.
-Donut Holder:
Finally, a place to put the donuts
-Magic Crystal Ball
Requires Polaris: 5
Allows you to see into the future, albeit rather murkily.
Warning: Side-effects may include speculation, jumping to conclusions, overanalysis, misunderstandings, unwarranted assumptions, endless discussions, baseless concerns, undue panic, virtual stampedes, threadnaughts, premature pod ejection and unneeded stress. USE WITH CAUTION.
-Scotty the Docking Manager's Clone
How do you think he ran all those stations?
Festival Launcher
An otherworldly glow emanates from this strange and outlandish-looking device. Its missile tubes look suspiciously capable of fitting a huge snowball, fireworks, and other festive ammunition.
Many many more, but the server shut down :/ |
Legion40k
ZOMBIEBEACHPARTYPATROL
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Posted - 2012.11.17 11:01:00 -
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Replica Gallente Cruiser
A detailed, handheld miniature of the famously well-known "Thorax' Cruiser, this is a well reputed and high quality collector's item. It has settings to emit a low humming sound or glow in the dark if needed.
I'm actually crying, and don't know whether there would be consequences to saying CCP directly called their Thorax a vibrator xD
CCP so funny |
bassie12bf1
Militaris Industries
Northern Coalition.
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Posted - 2012.11.17 19:15:00 -
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Boots.ini |
Arcosian
EntroPrelatial Industria
EntroPraetorian Aegis
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Posted - 2012.11.18 02:23:00 -
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There are also firework and snowball launchers  |
Gabriel Braun
Astraea Rising
Rebel Alliance of New Eden
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Posted - 2012.11.19 02:05:00 -
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If you want a snowball launcher, I have one on auction in jita at the moment with melted snowballs; Check it out as it ends in the next day or two :D |
D'Angelo Barksdale
He's got a pineapple on his head
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Posted - 2012.11.19 18:50:00 -
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I like the tournament cards, any chance there can be a stats page added to them so i can print them off and play top trumps. |
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