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Phillis Stein
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Posted - 2005.04.28 00:53:00 -
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Foyle sat there at her ornate table staring at the Pulse Pistol which lay on top of some well worn and used Star Maps. How did it come to this?. Everything was so well planned, even after the first set back the Mercs were supposed to be their saving grace. She again looked hard at the pistol.
A low purring sound came from below, Foyle glanced down to her ever faithful pet. Ballastic Void was at her usual place, on her hands and knees with her head resting on Foyles lap. "Now, now, Ballistic" Foyle said reassuringly. "Everyone gets podded twice at sometime in their career. You were just unlucky that that Ibis happened to be passing by to get in the fatal shot" Foyle smiled to herself. The new nickname for Void was rippling through the Alliance, Ballistic "The 10 minute wonder" Void. She stroked Voids head, the purring increased.
Foyle picked up the pistol and gently eased the safety catch to on. She pointed it and then did the first decent thing in her life, she pulled the trigger.
Ballistics head exploded into a million pieces. Foyle stood up and turned towards the huge map on the wall. She picked up her Interstellar Phone.
"Can you put me through to Shrike please?"
After a few minutes their was a voice at the other end.
"Shrike, its me Foyle"
"F.O.Y.L.E."
"Thats right the Dictator, sorry Democratic Elected Leader of F.O.E."
" You know, F.O.E. we talked before about my expansion plans".
" No thats Force of Evil, Failures Of Eve must be some other Alliance".
"Well, you told me that taking on the PA would be easy. You said they were dead. Oh I see, you say that to everyone about the PA.Well it all went wrong.They didnt play by the rulebook, they fought back. And I was wondering, Oh I see, you cant help, your busy establishing your own empire in V7-mid. Hows it going up there?. Its going well, all the PA pilots there are dead, that figures. No Im not being sacastic Shrike. What I need is the name of another Dead Alliance to attack. Ok Ill write that one down."
Foyle looked at the Star Map trying to remember the name of the Dead Alliance that would be her next target. She looked down at the body of poor Void and what remained of her shattered head. The huge stain caused by the blood was spreading across the floor. "Ah" she whispered, "Thats the next target" She pressed the button on her intercom.
"Max" She ordered. " Get to work on the Forums. Tell them it wasnt my fault, blame it all onto Ballistic. And get the Recruiters springing into action. I want more mugs, sorry new Corps enlisted ASAP. We are going invading again" She smiled, she could always rely on good old trustworthy Max. There was only silence.
"Max, Max?" she called. No answer. She pressed other buttons. no reply.
"Is anyone there?"
Nothing was heard except a soft voice saying "Last one out switch off the lights"
"This was published about a week ago in the 20th Legion Forums and then in The PA Forums. It was meant to be in the spirit of Role Playing and for some fun. I hope I havent offended anyone and I apologise in advance if I have."
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Pa1nbringr
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Posted - 2005.04.28 01:07:00 -
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lol
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Fedaykin Naib > eh this is boring, think im going to go choke one out
Pa1nbringr > sick
Fedaykin Naib > lol
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Zaintiraris
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Posted - 2005.04.28 01:10:00 -
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Good writing. I presume this all fiction, but still, was an interesting read.
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 Originally by: CCP Hammer
This game was so much better back before people knew math.
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Leno
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Posted - 2005.04.28 01:14:00 -
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Originally by: Pa1nbringr
lol
i agree, was funny to read 
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RIP - Smoske, My Friend
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Cochise
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Posted - 2005.04.28 01:17:00 -
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 I liked it.
Ready for chapter 2 now.
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DAS SOLDAT
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Posted - 2005.04.28 01:21:00 -
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This forum just hit a new low.
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pershphanie
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Posted - 2005.04.28 01:38:00 -
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I'm not much for roleplay but, damn if that isnt far from the truth. Nice work. |
Crimsonjade
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Posted - 2005.04.28 01:39:00 -
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call the aspca! poor ballistic..
No pain, no palm; no thorns, no throne; no gall, no glory; no cross, no crown.
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ElricUK
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Posted - 2005.04.28 01:39:00 -
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ah hah, you have way too much time to kill 
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Xendie
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Posted - 2005.04.28 02:32:00 -
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lmao
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fugazii
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Posted - 2005.04.28 04:03:00 -
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hahahah
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Seleene
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Posted - 2005.04.28 05:39:00 -
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Ballistic was a bad kitty!
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Jhered Stern
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Posted - 2005.04.28 05:45:00 -
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Humm...
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MAXSuicide
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Posted - 2005.04.28 06:52:00 -
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ha ha ha...uhm no.
My vids and random stuff |
Mallock
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Posted - 2005.04.28 07:03:00 -
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So So Funny
encore encore
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OzaLoni
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Posted - 2005.04.28 07:23:00 -
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Bravo Phillis.... Can't wait for the next installment....
... reaches for the popcorn
The Great Oz... |
WhiteSnake
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Posted - 2005.04.28 07:47:00 -
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Lmao, gj Phillis...
I guess you had a lot of free time to write this one, while waiting FoE's to show up for fighting.....j/k
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Balistic Void
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Posted - 2005.04.28 07:55:00 -
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LMAO. PA don't like me I think.... A funnier story would be the one where 7 FoE interceptors defeat the PA 25+ bs fleet and their commander gets a bullet in the head
On another note, I have exams coming up and I won't be participating in the "festivites" over the coming weeks. I may even take a "sabbatical" and join RKK maybe...
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Dave Toz
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Posted - 2005.04.28 08:22:00 -
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Which server was this on Void?
I remember you mentioning it in an Eve mail/convo on the night in question. a couple of our members went off on their own and got ganked after the main PA fleet had set off back to Venal. that hardly means you beat 25 BS with 7 intis.
Or
were your cornflakes good after that dream?
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Balistic Void
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Posted - 2005.04.28 08:32:00 -
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They didn't go off on their own, they got picked off. Your fleet tried to rescue the first bs (Unforgiven - Apoc). Was his own fault ofc, as your fleet was jumping through a gate, he decided to fire his megapulses at my claw and got seperated from your fleet. 3 bs, 2 cruisers, 1 battlecruise + 4 frigs destroyed from your fleet as it headed north to Venal. No exaggeration.
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Dave Toz
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Posted - 2005.04.28 08:48:00 -
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Unfo didnt want to return to H-PA so went off on his own, if you picked him off then fair play, you got a kill but it wasnt anything to do with the fleet.
We did have a couple of pilots loose ships through aggroing at the wrong time, they will learn.
Is that your 7 intis beating 25 BS? damn i bet you catch some whoppers when you go fishing .
I dont speak for the PA but i personally find you quite funny, certainly no hate there
BTW nice post Phillis, sorry for derailing it slightly while pointing out BVs pipe dreams.
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fugazii
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Posted - 2005.04.28 08:59:00 -
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Originally by: Dave Toz
Unfo didnt want to return to H-PA so went off on his own, if you picked him off then fair play, you got a kill but it wasnt anything to do with the fleet.
We did have a couple of pilots loose ships through aggroing at the wrong time, they will learn.
Is that your 7 intis beating 25 BS? damn i bet you catch some whoppers when you go fishing .
I dont speak for the PA but i personally find you quite funny, certainly no hate there
BTW nice post Phillis, sorry for derailing it slightly while pointing out BVs pipe dreams.
actually i was there(from d7 on), we were trailing your fleet(that was goin to h-p from p3), picking off the slow. we downed 4(i think, maybe 3) bs's, an assault frig and collected a 4m bounty. we lost 2 t1 frigs. your fleet was nvr more than 1 jump away.
i remember listening on ts, one of our downed pilots ina pod got stuck in the system your fleet decided to sit in. he was laughing on ts cuz u guys were smacking him for us "running".
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Balistic Void
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Posted - 2005.04.28 09:13:00 -
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Edited by: Balistic Void on 28/04/2005 09:16:04
It's no pipedream Dave, keep pretending it didn't happen. You got wtfpwned by 7 frigates
You obviously weren't there tho, so I'm guessing the convo with your buddies is something like this:
Dave> Guys, did our bs fleet just get pwned by frigs?
Random PA Dude #1> psssh no, as if!?
Random PA Dude #2> <conspicuous silence>
Random PA Dude #3> Yeah right, FOE suXX045!!!
Random PA Dude #4> Can anyone loan me 100 million????? pllllleeeeease???
PA Information Minister> There are no FoE frigates in Venal...
Dave> Ahh thanks, guys, I knew BV was talking rubbish!
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Dave Toz
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Posted - 2005.04.28 09:29:00 -
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Edited by: Dave Toz on 28/04/2005 09:30:21
keep fishing
Void you know i was on that night, you convoed me whining about 'PA hating you'.
im not gonna derail this thread anymore.
we know the score
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Tech3
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Posted - 2005.04.28 09:59:00 -
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Quote:
LMAO. PA don't like me I think.... A funnier story would be the one where 7 FoE interceptors defeat the PA 25+ bs fleet and their commander gets a bullet in
I remembered that day when they got unforgiven. Then again 15min later the 20th killed of your 15 pilot fleet in 9-2, ops...
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Invisible Touch
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Posted - 2005.04.28 10:43:00 -
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Excellent Phillis! CCP should make it a sticky, a part of Eve history, for us to remember and the new ones to learn!
BTW since u can see what's happening in FoE's hidden HQ, do u have any info as to where that last FoE pilot is hiding? He surely isnt docked... cant dock anywhere for weeks, wonder if he has any ammo left... His corp's name? Any corps in FoE left?
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Balistic Void
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Posted - 2005.04.28 11:03:00 -
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Dave - you were online but not involved. I know the score because I was there. As for other incidents that I wasn't involved in: I won't comment. Maybe you should learn from my example?
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Tech3
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Posted - 2005.04.28 11:08:00 -
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Quote:
BTW since u can see what's happening in FoE's hidden HQ, do u have any info as to where that last FoE pilot is hiding? He surely isnt docked... cant dock anywhere for weeks, wonder if he has any ammo left... His corp's name? Any corps in FoE left?
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Balistic Void
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Posted - 2005.04.28 11:11:00 -
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I can't believe we have you retards set at +10...
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MiIes Naismith
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Posted - 2005.04.28 11:59:00 -
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Dont worry with F-e's history of backstabbing the + standings to them im sure well be shooting you again very soon. btw phillis GREAT READ BRO that was truly well written and prolly very close to the truth hats off and bravo.
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