Oblivion Deadspace (aka Paige CETLP Recruiter and apparently Chief Queenfang) is a clownish crybaby who blocks anyone who looks at him funny after making ridiculously boisterous threats. His tactics of intimidation against new players are deplorable, albeit extremely puerile and ham-fisted. He will whine about the EULA despite his own tactic of "trolling newbie systems and having newbie accounts trash their initial account for his buddy invite to make ISK" being an *actual* EULA violation.

After leaving my corp he attempted to contract nearly all members offering attractive and lucrative positions in his new circus such as "secretary." I'm still unsure as to what that is, and I wonder if having one would improve my own corp's function. But I digress.

I find it unsurprising his corp fell apart, and I take some comfort in the fact his main toon now languishes in the NPC corp after having been likely ejected from several corps in a row.

This is the convo I had with mitt after he stole my retrievers



Just so people can be warned will correct my previous typo during the conversation I had with mitt. Industrial corporations watch out! Michael Ignis Archangel




[05:21:33] Teenage Mom > Hello?
[05:21:38] Teenage Mom > Can I please get my retrievers back? Idk what you guys have against one another but that's all I have to fly in eve. :|
[05:21:46] Teenage Mom > Mitt are you there?
[05:22:18] Mitt Rawmoney Rawmoney > Sorry was afk..
[05:23:51] Teenage Mom > Can I please get my retrievers back?
[05:23:56] Teenage Mom > I never did anything to have my ships taken from me.
[05:24:25] Mitt Rawmoney Rawmoney > Just following orders from Micheal Ignis Archangel he says to take from you I take from you.
[05:24:37] Teenage Mom > Really?
[05:24:40] Teenage Mom > So ya'lls little war makes you steal from a noob who never talks to anyone?
[05:24:41] Mitt Rawmoney Rawmoney > Sorry welcome to eve less qq more pew pew noob
[05:24:57] Mitt Rawmoney Rawmoney > You will learn a very important lesson from all this never to trust anyone in eve.
[05:24:59] Teenage Mom > Wow what an ******* so you steal from noobs and expect them to learn a lesson from it?
[05:25:52] Mitt Rawmoney Rawmoney > Yep...
[05:26:13] Teenage Mom > People like you make people like me not play the same games anymore. Thanks for ruining my experience
[05:26:24] Teenage Mom > One of these days someone will steal from you and you will know how ot feels
[05:28:22] Mitt Rawmoney Rawmoney > QQ all you want no one will steal from me I am protected by a 600mil alliance
[05:28:44] Teenage Mom > Must feel strong hiding behind someone's leg
[05:28:48] Teenage Mom > You're not worth my time to talk to anymore you proved that already I hope you get what is coming and you mess witht he wrong noob someday
[05:28:56] Mitt Rawmoney Rawmoney > Like I said... 600mil alliance that does as I say if I ever want them to do something I can pay them off
[05:29:16] Teenage Mom > Well I am done with this

The only real content in this thread. Besides Grumpy Cat of course.

Who would recruit a guy named "Mitt Rawmoney Rawmoney" anyway? I mean seriously...

Wait, did he take your corp tax money?

Mitt Rawmoney Rawmoney stole 2 retrievers from me if I were not a noob I would provide the evidence

* NO TROLLING*

* NO TEARS*