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Luance DeAngeluotti	Posted - 2005.05.01 06:10:00 - [1] Quote: Freedom Offer Description If you have any slaves on board your vessel, Luance DeAngeluotti, I will happily give them the antidote which fully purges the effects of Vitoc from their system, as well as some decent cloths and counseling. Some of them may even choose to join you afterwards, but most importantly you will have done them and humanity a great favor, which can never really be repaid in full. This offer expires at 2005.05.07 14:46:24 Offered Item: This item is being offered to you by your agent: seven units of Freed Slaves Cost: The agent is requesting the following as payment for the item: ten units of Slaves 10 Loyalty Points What will my agent do with the three slaves he scores when I accept this offer? We are recruiting! --------------------------- [Coreli Corporation Mainframe]
Sadist	Posted - 2005.05.01 06:45:00 - [2] Originally by: Luance DeAngeluotti Quote: Freedom Offer Description If you have any slaves on board your vessel, Luance DeAngeluotti, I will happily give them the antidote which fully purges the effects of Vitoc from their system, as well as some decent cloths and counseling. Some of them may even choose to join you afterwards, but most importantly you will have done them and humanity a great favor, which can never really be repaid in full. This offer expires at 2005.05.07 14:46:24 Offered Item: This item is being offered to you by your agent: seven units of Freed Slaves Cost: The agent is requesting the following as payment for the item: ten units of Slaves 10 Loyalty Points What will my agent do with the three slaves he scores when I accept this offer? They didnt survive the antidote? _______________________________________________
Zrakor	Posted - 2005.05.01 16:34:00 - [3] Only some of them decide to stay with you, the other 3 do not neccessarily stay with your agent. They are, after all, free to do what they please, and in this case it so happens that they would rather go on their merry way than stay in your hangar .
Nero Scuro	Posted - 2005.05.01 17:11:00 - [4] Originally by: Zrakor Only some of them decide to stay with you, the other 3 do not neccessarily stay with your agent. They are, after all, free to do what they please, and in this case it so happens that they would rather go on their merry way than stay in your hangar . Ungrateful swines. That's why I feed 'em all into the biomass shredder! ---------------- Haha, stupid monkey! Now I'VE got the Oscar! Enjoy your worthless gun!
Zinjan	Posted - 2005.05.01 22:17:00 - [5]
Luance DeAngeluotti	Posted - 2005.05.02 08:05:00 - [6] Edited by: Luance DeAngeluotti on 02/05/2005 08:06:04 Originally by: Zrakor Only some of them decide to stay with you, the other 3 do not neccessarily stay with your agent. They are, after all, free to do what they please, and in this case it so happens that they would rather go on their merry way than stay in your hangar . Well I would be merry if they would all go and lead a happy and fullfilled live. Instead they hang around in my hangar (ahh, that's where the hangar got his name from) and probably start molesting my exotic dancers. Of course the marines and slaver hounds won't like that and the big shoot and biteout starts. And then the janitors will have to clean up the mess once again und toss the remains into the toxic waste containers, that rot in another part of my hangar (which probably smells real bad anyway due to all those people living there). Anyway, nice to have offers of a humanitarian kind, too. Makes one believe in the goodness of agents. But most of them seem to be drug dealers though Edit: just checked and I have some confiscated Vitoc in my hangar. Does this mean, I can make them slaves again ? We are recruiting! --------------------------- [Coreli Corporation Mainframe]
EVENFLOW	Posted - 2005.05.02 08:36:00 - [7] I'm taking it that its not an amarr agent...
Starbuck	Posted - 2005.05.02 08:57:00 - [8] I once had a similar offer but in reverse. Zor and sons I believe wanted to take 10 unruley adn hard to deal with freed slaves and turn them back into slaves. It said something to the effect that some of the freed slaves wont survive the process. This is when I decided I do not like the Aamar :) --------------------------------------------------- mom'n'pop hasn't made me a cool sig yet :)
Zoon	Posted - 2005.05.02 09:58:00 - [9] I keep all my "livestock" in a station can. They love it. Its like a miniature reality show. They have some roes to keep them fed.
Question2	Posted - 2005.05.02 10:44:00 - [10] What are we supposed to do with homelss people,exotic dancers,janitors,etc? Its not like we can sell them(science grads maybe,but the demand is pretty low),we cant recycle them,we cant just click the "throw them out of the hangar" button and get rid of them. And theres a very small percentage of offers that actually require them for strange stuff like freeing slaves(what are we going to do with the freed slaves?heh.),which actually doesnt give you any material reason to do it.
Zrakor	Posted - 2005.05.02 17:24:00 - [11] Originally by: Question2 What are we supposed to do with homelss people,exotic dancers,janitors,etc? Its not like we can sell them(science grads maybe,but the demand is pretty low),we cant recycle them,we cant just click the "throw them out of the hangar" button and get rid of them. And theres a very small percentage of offers that actually require them for strange stuff like freeing slaves(what are we going to do with the freed slaves?heh.),which actually doesnt give you any material reason to do it. There are a few Gallente offers which require exotic dancers, a Caldari research mission requires homeless as cheap labor, and a few minmatar offers for freed slaves. Janitors are pretty useless at the moment, but might be used in offers later. Delete the icon if it's cluttering up your hangar .
Tredegar	Posted - 2005.05.04 03:08:00 - [12] It's unfortunate that the Caldari corporation R&D agents have stopped asking for homeless to use as guinea pigs. Damn Gallente do gooders were crying too much about human rights..... "I may be a craven little coward, but I'm a greedy craven little coward." Daffy Duck

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