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Roidney LaMiner
Perkone
Caldari State
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Posted - 2012.12.02 15:49:00 -
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Ok folks. Time to consult your creative muse and bust out some poetry about EVE. I have a couple that I've come up with, as well as one posted in local by another creative mind.
There once was a pirate named Hank,
who fancied the art of the gank.
But the miners were ready,
though Hank's fire was steady,
he couldn't break through their tank!
This one's a bit morbid, but funny still...
There once was a hauler named Harry,
who met a miner named Mary.
he went to her place,
she shoved him into space,
and now his corpse she does carry!
And thanks to Grey Splinter for this one:
There was a miner named bill,
who's jetcans he did like to fill.
went back to the base
to get a hauler for space,
and found flippers had taken his till. |
Jantunen the Infernal
O C C U P Y
58
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Posted - 2012.12.02 15:55:00 -
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I ate porridge yesterday
it tasted terrible.
Then I ganked a miner
ha-ha-ha |
Riot Girl
RADIO RAMPAGE
Initiative Mercenaries
523
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Posted - 2012.12.02 15:59:00 -
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There once was a man from K-6K16
Who... This isn't going to work, is it?
Oh god. |
Roidney LaMiner
Perkone
Caldari State
0
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Posted - 2012.12.02 16:09:00 -
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Riot Girl wrote:There once was a man from K-6K16
Who... This isn't going to work, is it?
____________________________________________________
You aren't trying hard enough...
There once was a man from K-6K16,
who like to fly in his Nyx.
But the enemy abounds
and snuck up on him, ZOUNDS!
And now his carrier needs fixed. |
Roidney LaMiner
Perkone
Caldari State
0
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Posted - 2012.12.02 16:11:00 -
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Jantunen the Infernal wrote:I ate porridge yesterday
it tasted terrible.
Then I ganked a miner
ha-ha-ha
_____________________________________________________________
All I can say is wow. I truly hope you are a better pirate than poet... |
The Protato
Protus Correction Facility Inc.
94
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Posted - 2012.12.02 16:42:00 -
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There once was a thread on GD
The OP was as bad as can be
His rhymes were so poor
They unlocked "the door"
And now my avatar is free. |
Ottersmacker
Genos Occidere
HYDRA RELOADED
278
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Posted - 2012.12.02 16:50:00 -
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in b4 the inevitable "you toad"
The Order of the Falcon or Hin +ˇslenska f+ílkaor+¦a is a national Order of Iceland |
Roidney LaMiner
Perkone
Caldari State
1
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Posted - 2012.12.02 17:08:00 -
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Ahhhh, perhaps you prefer Haiku...
a troll's simple mind
comprehension eludes him
foolishness rebuked |
Jaq Hung
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
2
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Posted - 2012.12.02 19:34:00 -
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From my character Bio :
There once was a lady from Pator
who tried to have sex with a 'gator .
Her sudden demise
came as no big surprise
when it did what she asked for ... and ate her . |
The Protato
Protus Correction Facility Inc.
96
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Posted - 2012.12.02 19:39:00 -
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Roidney LaMiner wrote:
a troll's simple mind
comprehension eludes him
foolishness rebuked
Man known as troll
Rereads original post
still awful
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Lance Rossiter
CHAINS Corp
25
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Posted - 2012.12.02 20:01:00 -
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There once was a girl from Perimeter
Whose nurturing nature would limit her
To carebears, she was not a risk
When shooting an Obelisk
You can't put enough guns on a Scimitar! |
Jaq Hung
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
2
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Posted - 2012.12.02 20:06:00 -
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There once was a lad from Noghere
who was overly fond of his beer .
He would fly from Iluin
all the way to Orduin
if prices at home were too dear . |
Galaxy Pig
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
213
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Posted - 2012.12.02 20:34:00 -
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There once was an Agent named Clump
and miners he did like to bump
with a roll of the dice, he'd zoom through the ice
and force them get off their rump! |
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ISD TYPE40
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
3198
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Posted - 2012.12.02 21:42:00 -
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Thread moved from GD to EVE Fiction - ISD Type40.
ISD Type40
Lt. Commander
Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs)
Interstellar Services Department |
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Telegram Sam
Shoot 2 Thrill
472
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Posted - 2012.12.03 02:33:00 -
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Roidney LaMiner wrote:Ahhhh, perhaps you prefer Haiku...
a troll's simple mind
comprehension eludes him
foolishness rebuked
Haiku-- oh yeah, I'm on that. Limericks will take a little more effort. Give me some time man. |
Six Blade Knife
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
0
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Posted - 2012.12.05 15:07:00 -
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I hope you don't think that i'm sick
as I delegate most of my tricks.
I'm so damned remote.
Cuz I worship Drone Boats.
I get kicks from my fat Dominix. |
Six Blade Knife
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
0
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Posted - 2012.12.05 15:14:00 -
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The market in jita was waxing
as disco ball gankers relaxing
from losing their ships
for brief market dips
while undock explosions are maxing. |
kraiklyn Asatru
T.R.I.A.D
67
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Posted - 2012.12.05 22:09:00 -
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In honor of the new Eszur - Siseide gate which has enriched our lives and brought us all closer together.
In memory of the old days.
To Metropolis they would come, all the amarr.
Great distances done, they had travelled so far.
Almost there Eszur awaits.
And at the gate,
They would meet their inevitable fate.
Teonusude Republic Independent Agency Division [T.R.I.A.D]
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Six Blade Knife
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
2
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Posted - 2012.12.06 19:13:00 -
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I dread every giant new patch
With a dumb launcher that seemingly can't
Install what's already downloaded
Instead starts from scratch, bandwith bloated,
a new smart EVE launcher must hatch |
Mr Pragmatic
147
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Posted - 2012.12.09 14:14:00 -
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Eve Retribution was released.
The Eve community was displeased.
Now level four missions are impossible.
For the NPCs are unstoppable.
Drones are wet paper bags.
They fall apart like old f@gs (Cigarette butts)
But now I can place a bounty on you.
And get an Eve mail, about you fool.
Vote for me in the next CSM Elections. I will fight for the interest of all Hi-sec dwellers. No longer will you be cast aside and disparged.-á |
Ila Dace
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
240
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Posted - 2013.01.18 03:30:00 -
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From my bio and a previous post o' mine:
There once was a miner from Azer
Who had not the grid for a laser
His drones pulled the Veld
While his shields barely held
And Goons took him out with a razor
If House played Eve: http://i.imgur.com/y7ShT.jpg |
Qvar Dar'Zanar
EVE University
Ivy League
239
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Posted - 2013.01.18 12:06:00 -
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When a fight is just plain wrong!
We all sing the curbstomp song!
People dying left and right...
It's a SLAUGHTER, not a fight!
From http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CurbStompBattle |
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