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Remiel Pollard
Devlin Security
Devlin Alliance
189
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Posted - 2012.12.03 10:26:00 -
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Teardrops keep fallin' in the void
the guy who's been afk while mining asteroids
pointless as it seems
Those teardrops are fallin' in the void, they keep fallin'
So I just did me some shooting with my guns
And I said I didn't like the way he got things done
Sleepin' on the job
Those teardrops are fallin' in the void, they keep fallin'
But there's one thing I know
The concord sent to meet me won't defeat me
It won't be long till the lulz steps up to greet me
Teardrops keep fallin' in the void
But that doesn't mean that you can't mine your asteroid
Cryin's not the way
No, 'cuz you're never gonna stop the game by complainin'
Because I'm free, it's a sandbox you see...
By the way, if you haven't figured out that this is a parody to the tune of an old song known as Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head by B.J. Thomas, then you don't deserve to music.
You don't scare me. I've been to Jita. |
Buck Futz
Suddenly Violence
Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
125
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Posted - 2012.12.03 10:32:00 -
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gay |
Remiel Pollard
Devlin Security
Devlin Alliance
189
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Posted - 2012.12.03 10:32:00 -
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No, sorry, you're not my type.
You don't scare me. I've been to Jita. |
Ayumi Nevinyrall
Red Federation
0
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Posted - 2012.12.03 10:34:00 -
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Obvious alt is obvious... |
Remiel Pollard
Devlin Security
Devlin Alliance
191
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Posted - 2012.12.03 10:35:00 -
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Gay is not a synonym for ******.
That is all.
You don't scare me. I've been to Jita. |
Riot Girl
RADIO RAMPAGE
Initiative Mercenaries
528
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Posted - 2012.12.03 10:36:00 -
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Well I thought it was funny.
Oh god. |
Remiel Pollard
Devlin Security
Devlin Alliance
191
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Posted - 2012.12.03 10:37:00 -
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Riot Girl wrote:Well I thought it was funny.
So did I - some silly wannabe critics are mistaking creative parody for a sexual orientation, though. Can't please everyone, right?
You don't scare me. I've been to Jita. |
Coonskin
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
1
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Posted - 2012.12.03 10:38:00 -
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Remiel Pollard
Devlin Security
Devlin Alliance
191
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Posted - 2012.12.03 10:40:00 -
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Yes because I haven't heard that one before. Did you come up with that all by yourself?
You don't scare me. I've been to Jita. |
Remiel Pollard
Devlin Security
Devlin Alliance
191
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Posted - 2012.12.03 10:41:00 -
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Do you people even know what "gay" is? It can be two things - it can be a sexual preference, or it can imply happiness. I'm going to go with the latter, and assume everyone enjoyed my song, because you can't possibly be so stupid or immature as to thing that a sexual preference can be applied to an inanimate creation.
You don't scare me. I've been to Jita. |
Bart Starr
Aggressive Structural Steel Expediting Services
137
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Posted - 2012.12.03 10:42:00 -
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super
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Remiel Pollard
Devlin Security
Devlin Alliance
191
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Posted - 2012.12.03 10:44:00 -
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Is that a confession?
You don't scare me. I've been to Jita. |
Daimon Kaiera
0
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Posted - 2012.12.03 10:45:00 -
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Remiel, if you want to start a relationship, I'm all for it. |
Remiel Pollard
Devlin Security
Devlin Alliance
191
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Posted - 2012.12.03 10:47:00 -
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Daimon Kaiera wrote:Remiel, if you want to start a relationship, I'm all for it.
Even if that was sarcasm, I actually don't, I enjoy being single, and I don't do relationships well anyway - I'm autistic. People are great at arms length or over the internet, but up close in my face I just want to knock their teeth out.
You don't scare me. I've been to Jita. |
Johan Civire
Dirty Curse inc.
215
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Posted - 2012.12.03 10:48:00 -
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now in english? |
Remiel Pollard
Devlin Security
Devlin Alliance
191
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Posted - 2012.12.03 10:50:00 -
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Johan Civire wrote:now in english?
lolwot?
Go back to school, my english is just fine.
You don't scare me. I've been to Jita. |
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CCP Eterne
C C P
C C P Alliance
737
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Posted - 2012.12.03 11:16:00 -
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I have cleaned this thread up. It took a lot of cleaning. Don't make me have to clean it again.
Community Representative GÇ+ EVE Illuminati GÇ+ Fiction Adept
@CCP_Eterne GÇ+ @EVE_LiveEvents |
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Remiel Pollard
Devlin Security
Devlin Alliance
191
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Posted - 2012.12.03 11:23:00 -
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CCP Eterne wrote:I have cleaned this thread up. It took a lot of cleaning. Don't make me have to clean it again.
Thank you.
Guys, this is just a little light-hearted parody that I wrote earlier today and wanted to share it with people in order to lift the generally angry mood of GD - please don't post here if all you want to do is bring more "angry". This is meant to be something to smile about. 
You don't scare me. I've been to Jita. |
Ruskarn Andedare
Lion Investments
19
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Posted - 2012.12.03 11:36:00 -
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And it did a nice job of making me a happier bunny - thank you  |
Krixtal Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Galactic
1039
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Posted - 2012.12.03 11:42:00 -
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CCP Eterne wrote:I have cleaned this thread up. It took a lot of cleaning. Don't make me have to clean it again.
It's awful. We just can't have Nice Things anymore.
RIP Vile Rat-á "The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about." - Oscar Wilde |
Krixtal Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Galactic
1039
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Posted - 2012.12.03 11:52:00 -
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The amount of time and passion poured into anti-miner 'hate' is the best evidence that it is EVE's most tear producing activity.
RIP Vile Rat-á "The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about." - Oscar Wilde |
Nyaris Wolfe
Fade To Darkness
10
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Posted - 2012.12.03 12:44:00 -
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Krixtal Icefluxor wrote:The amount of time and passion poured into anti-miner 'hate' is the best evidence that it is EVE's most tear producing activity.
Amen to that.
On it's own merits it's an excellent little ditty and it even scans! I'll be memorising this and making a guitar recording soon as I get home!
I am an Alt who's main is too damn cheap to sub.
http://aracimia.blogspot.co.uk/
Brony Capsuleer best Capsuleer!
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Xearal
Black Thorne Corporation
Black Thorne Alliance
399
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Posted - 2012.12.03 12:49:00 -
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:) |
Complex Potential
No Fixed Abode
Mildly Sober
28
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Posted - 2012.12.03 13:02:00 -
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CCP Eterne wrote:I have cleaned this thread up. It took a lot of cleaning. Don't make me have to clean it again.
Looks like I arrived late and missed the fun  |
Kinis Deren
EVE University
Ivy League
83
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Posted - 2012.12.03 13:25:00 -
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I LOL'd
Strangely enough I saw James 315 and his disciples roll through Gyng yesterday. I wouldn't have noticed except for the self-proclimations of greatness issued in local. vOv
Anyways, in a similar vein as OP, could the followng be appropriate as the bumper's anthem?
Deer Tick - "The Bump"
I got a lust for life
and a dangerous mind
In my trail of dust
Who knows what you'll find
I could take a tree
tear it from its roots
If you see me
I suggest you move
We're full grown men
but we act like kids
We'll face the music
next time we roll in
Give me a spark ( give him a spark)
you'll get an atom bomb ( you'll get an atom bomb)
Give me some pills ( give him some pills)
When I can't stand up ( when he can't stand up)
I'm at your function ( he's at your function)
and i'm an animal (he's an animal)
I'm in your town ( he's in your town)
I've got a warrant out!
We're full grown men
but we act like kids
We'll face the music
Next time we roll in
I've got a name ( he's got a name)
They call me The Bump ( they call him The Bump)
One night with me ( one night with him)
Is gonna mess you up ( gonna mess you up)
I saw the light ( he saw the light)
Then I ran like a fool ( he ran like a fool)
I'm a drunken devil ( he's a drunken devil)
I'm the King of Croon
We're full grown men
but we act like kids
We'll face the music
next time we roll in
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Remiel Pollard
Devlin Security
Devlin Alliance
196
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Posted - 2012.12.03 14:29:00 -
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Nyaris Wolfe wrote:Krixtal Icefluxor wrote:The amount of time and passion poured into anti-miner 'hate' is the best evidence that it is EVE's most tear producing activity. Amen to that. On it's own merits it's an excellent little ditty and it even scans! I'll be memorising this and making a guitar recording soon as I get home!
I'll take that as a vote of appreciation and I would love to hear it when you're done. 
fyi everyone, i'm not hating on miners, it just seemed to be the way the lyrics worked out for me 
You don't scare me. I've been to Jita. |
HollyShocker 2inthestink
State War Academy
Caldari State
60
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Posted - 2012.12.03 14:40:00 -
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Dont we have a parody or poem or song writing forum? This is where this piece of ART? belongs. The content is just to much I might implode |
Remiel Pollard
Devlin Security
Devlin Alliance
196
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Posted - 2012.12.03 14:43:00 -
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I put it here for a reason, and CCP Eterne didn't seem to have a problem with leaving it here when he cleaned it up, so I guess it's safe to say it's right where it belongs
You don't scare me. I've been to Jita. |
HollyShocker 2inthestink
State War Academy
Caldari State
60
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Posted - 2012.12.03 14:54:00 -
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He should have done his job a little better then. |
Remiel Pollard
Devlin Security
Devlin Alliance
196
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Posted - 2012.12.03 15:01:00 -
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He seems to do it pretty well, IMO.... except for the part where he hasn't noticed you yet
You don't scare me. I've been to Jita. |
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