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The AbidingDude
GaldMart
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Posted - 2012.12.04 04:14:00 -
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BREAKING NEWS GÇô NEW ADDITION TO INFAMOUS MILITIA CORP TURNS HEADS 2012-12-03T04:06:06 GÇô Huola GÇô The Bleak lands
In a fusion of two of the most fearsome entities in the Minmatar Militia, Spear Lieutenant Steve Lorn has joined notorious Minmatar privateer corporation Ka Pow Pow. This is a clear sign that the Amarr are now finished, as they cannot hope to stand against the combined combat power of both Lorn and Ka Pow Pow.
Ka Pow Pow diplomat and director Galdornae was contacted and had the following to say: GÇ£Yeah, Lieutenant Lorn has been around our area for a few months now, and has really started to garner some major attention. HeGÇÖs been really critical in the defense of a number of key systems, most notably Huola and Kourmonen. WhatGÇÖs more than his literal accomplishments though is the respect heGÇÖs been getting from the rest of the Militia. When he joins the Republic Fleet defenders in his Vigil-class frigate, you can tell they really look up to him.GÇ¥
Our news team was unsure as to why such a respectable capsuleer such as Lorn would join as disreputable and unsavory a group of pilots as Ka Pow Pow. For those who havenGÇÖt heard of them, Ka Pow Pow are widely considered to be a special class of elitist space assholes who tend to shoot first and ask questions later. This publication classifies Ka Pow PowGÇÖs threat rating as GÇ£Super Mega Ultra-Doom.GÇ¥
In search of the reasoning behind this move, our investigative news squad begged an audience with Lorn himself. Amazingly, he responded. GÇ£Yes, IGÇÖm aware of Ka Pow PowGÇÖs variousGǪ eccentricities,GÇ¥ said Lorn, "but theyGÇÖre the group doing the most damage to the Amarr right now. Sometimes the ends justify the means.GÇ¥
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Gritz1
Ice Fire Warriors Late Night Alliance
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Posted - 2012.12.04 04:16:00 -
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I am proud to serve alongside Lieutenant Lorn and look forward to him leading us into battle soon. o7 |
Rothgr Bronn
Ice Fire Warriors Late Night Alliance
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Posted - 2012.12.04 05:22:00 -
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Huh?
What?
Who?
Wait a second. . .are we on fire, again? |
Amun Khonsu
Royal Order of Security Specialists Late Night Alliance
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Posted - 2012.12.04 05:45:00 -
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\o/
EVE will never be more dangerous now that we have Steve Lorn!! Fight them until turmoil is no more and strike terror into their hearts. |
Aquila Shadow
Caldari Colonial Defense Ministry Templis Dragonaors
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Posted - 2012.12.04 07:52:00 -
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Who is this Lorn and why should I care? |
Davon Kastire
State Protectorate Caldari State
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Posted - 2012.12.04 10:17:00 -
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Ah, another one of these articles. Sometimes I wish publications like this were printed on paper like in the days when space flight was just a dream. That way I can turn the page over and cut out the discount certificates printed on the back. It would be a good way to show how little these articles mean to me and I can save money on my favorite tea. |
Sakura Nihil
Selective Pressure Rote Kapelle
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Posted - 2012.12.04 12:07:00 -
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"Oh ****, it's Lieutenant Lorn!" |
von Khan
PIE Inc. Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
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Posted - 2012.12.04 15:45:00 -
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Once Lieutenant Lorn got stopped by CONCORD, they were lucky to leave with a warning.
von Khan Philosopher |
Rezig Huruta
Autocannons Anonymous Late Night Alliance
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Posted - 2012.12.04 16:47:00 -
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I welcome our new Overlorn master. |
Obvious Minnie Spy
24th Imperial Crusade Amarr Empire
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Posted - 2012.12.05 23:09:00 -
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Ah, Mr Lorn... A dangerous man indeed from what I have observed. |
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