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ChuckNorris CRO
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
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Posted - 2012.12.26 17:00:00 -
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Thank you Blitz, a much better offer but still below my asking price by too much.
Chuck Norris can speak braille. |
ChuckNorris CRO
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
0
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Posted - 2012.12.27 14:24:00 -
[32] - Quote
Chuck Norris's daughter lost her virginity, he got it back. |
Zecheesey Mozzarela
Viziam
Amarr Empire
7
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Posted - 2012.12.27 14:30:00 -
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Rome wasn't built it in a day because Chuck Norris didn't build it |
ChuckNorris CRO
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
14
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Posted - 2012.12.28 09:30:00 -
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Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing. |
ChuckNorris CRO
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
18
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Posted - 2012.12.28 14:58:00 -
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If you swallow a quarter and Chuck Norris round house kicks you in the stomach you will crap out two dimes and a nickel. |
ChuckNorris CRO
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
18
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Posted - 2012.12.29 15:39:00 -
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Chuck Norris was originally cast as the main character in 24, but was replaced by the producers when he managed to kill every terrorist and save the day in 12 minutes and 37 seconds. |
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ISD Suvetar
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
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Posted - 2012.12.29 17:33:00 -
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Hi,
We appreciate the Chuck Norris jokes as much as anyone else, but don't use them to bump your thread excessibly; this forum is very busy and everyone has to have the same chance to have their sales seen.
Thread locked temporarily.
ISD Suvetar
Captain
Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs)
Interstellar Services Department |
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ChuckNorris CRO
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
37
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Posted - 2012.12.30 19:26:00 -
[38] - Quote
Some kids **** their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can **** his name into concrete. |
Soltrac
Emergency Cyno Services
SCYTHE Alliance
6
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Posted - 2012.12.30 19:28:00 -
[39] - Quote
Man F**K this toons name - bump for the SP |
ChuckNorris CRO
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
37
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Posted - 2012.12.31 15:03:00 -
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If you make a list of 10 things Chuck Norris cannot do, he will appear at your house and perform them all. |
ChuckNorris CRO
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
37
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Posted - 2013.01.01 15:41:00 -
[41] - Quote
Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg. |
AdeTheImmortal
18
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Posted - 2013.01.01 18:50:00 -
[42] - Quote
35 BIL BO ! ISK READY ! |
ChuckNorris CRO
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
40
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Posted - 2013.01.03 00:10:00 -
[43] - Quote
Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill. |
The Feuror
League of Non-Aligned Worlds
Nulli Secunda
34
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Posted - 2013.01.03 00:32:00 -
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You know chuchk norris' tears cure cancer... to bad he never cries
^ Probably a troll |
The Feuror
League of Non-Aligned Worlds
Nulli Secunda
34
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Posted - 2013.01.03 00:34:00 -
[45] - Quote
You hear about Chuck Norris getting bit by a king cobra....
after 5 days of agonizing pain, the snake finally died
^ Probably a troll |
The Feuror
League of Non-Aligned Worlds
Nulli Secunda
34
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Posted - 2013.01.03 00:35:00 -
[46] - Quote
Chuck Norris doesnt urinate, he relieves himself of excess excellence
^ Probably a troll |
ChuckNorris CRO
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
40
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Posted - 2013.01.04 02:23:00 -
[47] - Quote
ChuckNorris says bump. |
ChuckNorris CRO
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
40
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Posted - 2013.01.04 23:27:00 -
[48] - Quote
bump |
ChuckNorris CRO
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
40
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Posted - 2013.01.05 16:15:00 -
[49] - Quote
bump |
Danton Cube
Manganesium
1
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Posted - 2013.01.05 16:39:00 -
[50] - Quote
Apparently Chuck Norris did put his monocle in the wrong hole though...
Free Bump ! |
ChuckNorris CRO
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
40
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Posted - 2013.01.08 23:07:00 -
[51] - Quote
BUMP |
ChuckNorris CRO
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
40
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Posted - 2013.01.11 23:53:00 -
[52] - Quote
BUMP |
the musteg
Void Angels
Diplomatic Incidents
1
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Posted - 2013.01.12 00:45:00 -
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When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take sh*t from anybody
When Chuck Norris had surgery, the anesthesia was applied to the doctors
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris always has sex on the first date. Always.
Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own
Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of GÇ£beardGÇ¥. Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of JesusGÇÖ obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths.
Chuck Norris doesnGÇÖt believe in Germany.
Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.
oh yeah so what was this thread about ? |
Redundandis
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
4
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Posted - 2013.01.12 23:35:00 -
[54] - Quote
44,5 bill buyout offered, he accepted per mail
Awaiting confirmation so I can send ISK and Info |
ChuckNorris CRO
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
40
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Posted - 2013.01.12 23:38:00 -
[55] - Quote
confirming buyout of Chuck for 44.5bn, logging in now
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Redundandis
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
4
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Posted - 2013.01.12 23:41:00 -
[56] - Quote
money and info sent |
ChuckNorris CRO
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
40
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Posted - 2013.01.12 23:46:00 -
[57] - Quote
character in xfer now |
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