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Zelota
Mind Games. Suddenly Spaceships.
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Posted - 2012.12.04 14:21:00 -
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Ok this is it boys. The new bounty system is in and i have invented the most hilarious MINI eve game ever invented in the history of the universe! Troll set to the max! now at 16:00 eve time EVERY ONE that wants to be in has to do this at the same time every single day just for the plain comedy valiue of it. Now you go to the captains quarters. And you see on your screen "this guy is a new eve pilot welcome to eve!" at 16:00 eve time you go to your captains quarters you look at that pilot and you place a bounty on him from 100k and up what ever you feel like you can spend!
what will happen that is so funny zelota? eventualy we will hit a new player that just started playing and he will probably be going over the tutorial learning the game when all of a sudden he gets a pop up notification from concord. You just got a bounty!
he starts thinking.... woa what did i do Wrong ? Why is every one putting a bounty on me! what did i do Wrong and at this time we monitor the help channel! And one day.. just one day this person will come in the channel and ask what is going on! Then we can tell him on that channel WELCOME TO EVE! AAAAAAAhahahahahaha it will be epic! |
Seldarine
Mind Games. Suddenly Spaceships.
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Posted - 2012.12.04 14:25:00 -
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:ashamed:
Not everyone in his alliance finds this amusing. |
Sarpy Aranori
Blue Republic RvB - BLUE Republic
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Posted - 2012.12.04 14:25:00 -
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You're not allowed to can bait newbies so I doubt this would be approved >: |
Seldarine
Mind Games. Suddenly Spaceships.
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Posted - 2012.12.04 14:26:00 -
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Sarpy Aranori wrote:You're not allowed to can bait newbies so I doubt this would be approved >:
Your monocles are awesome! |
Kiteo Hatto
Equanimity Order
313
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Posted - 2012.12.04 14:29:00 -
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Sure thing OP, because i have nothing else to do but dock everyday at 16.00 and place bounties on new players for no reason.
P.S. G-g-g-g-g-g-goggle breaker. "That's okay it annoys me when people pile on new definitions to the word sandbox every time CCP does something they don't like." - Alara IonStorm GD is where 60% of threads make you dumber and 10% which provide you with entertainment, the remaining 30% is a mix of both. |
Jassmin Joy
Mind Games. Suddenly Spaceships.
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Posted - 2012.12.04 14:32:00 -
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I don't even...what.... who is this guy? |
Zelota
Mind Games. Suddenly Spaceships.
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Posted - 2012.12.04 17:59:00 -
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i do not think that any one in here is fully grasping the situation right now. You see just after the patch i realized the odds of any one person in eve not having a bounty is none. Just look in game if there is 1 person that does not have a bounty on him right now that is gm's there have been people screening the help channel souly to place bountys on those that have none. So the reason for doing this a t 16:00 eve time every day is to put our mark on it. Mark the players that came durring the time that every one in eve became a "WANTED" criminal with a bounty on them :D hahaha |
Ranger 1
Ranger Corp
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Posted - 2012.12.04 18:05:00 -
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Zelota wrote:i do not think that any one in here is fully grasping the situation right now. You see just after the patch i realized the odds of any one person in eve not having a bounty is none. Just look in game if there is 1 person that does not have a bounty on him right now that is gm's there have been people screening the help channel souly to place bountys on those that have none. So the reason for doing this a t 16:00 eve time every day is to put our mark on it. Mark the players that came durring the time that every one in eve became a "WANTED" criminal with a bounty on them :D hahaha Except, of course, the majority of pilots in EVE do NOT have a bounty on them, and are not likely to have one.
Take a Valium or something. To carve a successful niche for yourself in EVE you need to be able to out sell, out produce, out fight,-á out run, or out wit your competitors. If you can do none of the above, your only option is to complain on the forums that somehow you are at a disadvantage using the exact same tool set-áas the rest of the player base. |
Darenthul
SUPERIOR RESOURCES
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Posted - 2012.12.04 18:07:00 -
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I think it would be more amusing if we watched Killmail listings and put bounties on someone whenever they pop up on there, just for sport. Then whenever they pop people trying to claim their bounty, it'll go up even more ;) |
thekiller2002us
UK Corp RAZOR Alliance
122
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Posted - 2012.12.04 18:09:00 -
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this is why I left the strategic genii over at suddenly I'm with Brick on this one- make thouse carebearing b******s squeal.. |
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Aziesta
Sathainn Braithrean Cartel Apocalypse Now.
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Posted - 2012.12.04 18:11:00 -
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Zelota wrote:i do not think that any one in here is fully grasping the situation right now. Yeah, no, we got it. It's just not nearly as funny as you think. |
magic preacher
Concentrated Evil The Marmite Collective
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Posted - 2012.12.04 18:15:00 -
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Ranger 1 wrote:Zelota wrote:i do not think that any one in here is fully grasping the situation right now. You see just after the patch i realized the odds of any one person in eve not having a bounty is none. Just look in game if there is 1 person that does not have a bounty on him right now that is gm's there have been people screening the help channel souly to place bountys on those that have none. So the reason for doing this a t 16:00 eve time every day is to put our mark on it. Mark the players that came durring the time that every one in eve became a "WANTED" criminal with a bounty on them :D hahaha Except, of course, the majority of pilots in EVE do NOT have a bounty on them, and are not likely to have one. Take a Valium or something.
glad to help |
War Kitten
Panda McLegion
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Posted - 2012.12.04 18:19:00 -
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Aziesta wrote:Zelota wrote:i do not think that any one in here is fully grasping the situation right now. Yeah, no, we got it. It's just not nearly as funny as you think.
This.
I find that without a good mob to provide one for them, most people would have no mentality at all. |
dethleffs
Immortalis Inc. Shadow Cartel
136
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Posted - 2012.12.04 18:23:00 -
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what is this "captains quarters" you are talking about? |
Dervinus
Sniggwaffe
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Posted - 2012.12.04 18:24:00 -
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Did someone say Monocle? o7 toonies |
TharOkha
0asis Group
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Posted - 2012.12.04 18:24:00 -
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GÇ£If reality can destroy the dream, why shouldn't the dream destroy reality?GÇ¥ |
Daimon Kaiera
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Posted - 2012.12.04 18:27:00 -
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Dervinus wrote:Did someone say Monocle?
I don't know; did they? |
Zelota
Mind Games. Suddenly Spaceships.
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Posted - 2012.12.04 18:41:00 -
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Aziesta wrote:Zelota wrote:i do not think that any one in here is fully grasping the situation right now. Yeah, no, we got it. It's just not nearly as funny as you think.
Benjamin Gallefry > Got a problem? Zelota > hello Weener > nope Zelota > i am your new paroll officer Benjamin Gallefry > Then why place bounty on me? Zelota > you just got more bounty for this Weener > ask ccp Zelota > you need to calm down Zelota > or else we gona have to bring you inn Weener > now u are officaly hard core Benjamin Gallefry > You're great. Thanks for the laugh.
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cyndrogen
The Greatest Corp in the Universe
108
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Posted - 2012.12.04 18:45:00 -
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He brings up a good point.
Bounty hunting can be placed for no reason what so ever!
I think bounties should only be allowed on players with a negative sec status. Once your sec status is low enough a bounty can be placed. |
Darenthul
SUPERIOR RESOURCES
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Posted - 2012.12.04 18:47:00 -
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Oh come now? No one wants to up the ante and put bounties on killmail posters every time they show up, to cause an increasing bounty game to begin? Its much more fun than the OP's newb-spam idea (which is just mean and unfun).
I need new ways to waste my money..
Screw you guys, I'm going to go start my own bounty minigame, with blackjack, and hookers. |
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Mina Sebiestar
Mactabilis Simplex Cursus
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Posted - 2012.12.04 18:48:00 -
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ahahahahaha...i dont get it. "it put ore down in can or it gets the hose again"
Leeloo Dallas Multipass - "Big bada boom"
http://i.imgur.com/1N37t.jpg |
Mag's
the united Negative Ten.
10753
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Posted - 2012.12.04 18:55:00 -
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So where's the humour? (I didn't get the memo.)
CCP Zulu..... Forcing players to dock at the captain's quarters is a form of what we actually wanted to get through, which is making Incarna a seamless part of the EVE Online experience. |
Tippia
Sunshine and Lollipops
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Posted - 2012.12.04 19:02:00 -
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Zelota wrote:Now you go to the captains quarters. AaaandGǪ this is where your plan falls apart.
cyndrogen wrote:He brings up a good point.
Bounty hunting can be placed for no reason what so ever! So? GÇ£If you're not willing to fight for what you have in GëívGëí you don't deserve it, and you will lose it.GÇ¥
Get a good start: newbie skill plan. |
Zelota
Mind Games. Suddenly Spaceships.
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Posted - 2012.12.04 19:05:00 -
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Darenthul wrote:Oh come now? No one wants to up the ante and put bounties on killmail posters every time they show up, to cause an increasing bounty game to begin? Its much more fun than the OP's newb-spam idea (which is just mean and unfun).
I need new ways to waste my money..
Screw you guys, I'm going to go start my own bounty minigame, with blackjack, and hookers. I suport your idea but mine is funny |
Zelota
Mind Games. Suddenly Spaceships.
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Posted - 2012.12.04 19:07:00 -
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Mag's wrote:So where's the humour? (I didn't get the memo.)
it is probably cause we do not have the same sense of humor i for one am laughing my balls off |
Johnny Jinks
Red Federation
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Posted - 2012.12.04 19:09:00 -
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im 12 and wut is this? |
Sol Kouvo
State War Academy Caldari State
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Posted - 2012.12.04 19:10:00 -
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EVE is full of very evil people, it should be renamed "Evel Online". |
Kitty Bear
Disturbed Friends Of Diazepam Disturbed Acquaintance
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Posted - 2012.12.04 19:11:00 -
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Darenthul wrote:Screw you guys, I'm going to go start my own bounty minigame, with blackjack, and hookers.
and exotic dancers and spiced wine and imported goods of a legally questionable nature |
Mag's
the united Negative Ten.
10753
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Posted - 2012.12.04 19:16:00 -
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Zelota wrote:Mag's wrote:So where's the humour? (I didn't get the memo.) it is probably cause we do not have the same sense of humor i for one am laughing my balls off Ahh I see. Watching paint dry, must give you a real belly laugh then.
CCP Zulu..... Forcing players to dock at the captain's quarters is a form of what we actually wanted to get through, which is making Incarna a seamless part of the EVE Online experience. |
Darenthul
SUPERIOR RESOURCES
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Posted - 2012.12.04 19:18:00 -
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Kitty Bear wrote:Darenthul wrote:Screw you guys, I'm going to go start my own bounty minigame, with blackjack, and hookers. and exotic dancers and spiced wine and imported goods of a legally questionable nature
Boosters!
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