Did i just time travel back 6 months?

Monocles should be destroyed after pilot lose own pod, this make no sense, when a clon die you got naked new body without implants or any non organic stuf... so why monocle survive?

Did i just time travel back 6 months?

Monocles should be destroyed after pilot lose own pod, this make no sense, when a clon die you got naked new body without implants or any non organic stuf... so why monocle survive?

CCP has to keep the people happy that are dumb enough to pay money for digital swag.

Did i just time travel back 6 months?

Also I demand this club have at least a 10b entry fee, else its too cheapskate.

neckbeards with too much money club?

Oh tell me how much fun you guys will have talking about my little pony.

I'd purchased it for both eyes if it wasn't so ugly and tasteless =(

I always wanted a puckering sphincter protruding from my eye socket.

The problem with monocles is they're too cheap, any average joe can buy one; why would I want to join a club full of peasants.

please CCP bring out a vanity item with a value greater than the change in my pocket

The problem with monocles is they're too cheap, any average joe can buy one; why would I want to join a club full of peasants.

please CCP bring out a vanity item with a value greater than the change in my pocket

The problem with monocles is they're too cheap, any average joe can buy one; why would I want to join a club full of peasants.

please CCP bring out a vanity item with a value greater than the change in my pocket

TBH this turned out alright. Have a channel with some half decent people to talk too xD

The best monocle is the monocle bought with isk that has been taken, legally or not, from another person. Whether that be stealing, marketting or productions...

It's like no one wants to tell you guys . . .


I know it's hard to hear. It's like trying to tell the saggy-pants guy: "You don't look cool, or down, or hip. You look like you need a belt. And a job."


Truth hurts, I know. But it will be best that you know now, rather than go on obliviously. So here it is:

when a clon die you got naked new body

My monocle is safely tugged away in a can in my Hanger. It became to common, something more expensive is required.

I need a monocle/glass that reduce the sunrise when I use dscan.

I'm glad to join the monocle club, however I'm stuck with a decision I feel can only be answered by those with similar eyepieces as mine.

My Aeon pilot currently has goggles, should she get a monocle as well or stick with goggles for her space coffin?

CCP has to keep the people happy that are dumb enough to pay them real money for digital swag. Microtransactions be damned!! We want whole dollars!!!

It's like no one wants to tell you guys . . .


I know it's hard to hear. It's like trying to tell the saggy-pants guy: "You don't look cool, or down, or hip. You look like you need a belt. And a job."


Truth hurts, I know. But it will be best that you know now, rather than go on obliviously. So here it is:

This is an authorised announcement from The Monocle Clubhouse

Do you have a monocle? Do you want to join others with monocles?

No longer will you be sitting in your captains quarters alone, admiring your own looks. As you look in the mirror and wonder if there is anyone out there that feels the same way.

Well... The time has come.

I am announcing the opening of The Monocle Clubhouse. A place to brag, have fun and look oh so pretty.
Send me an in game mail/message if you have a monocle and I shall see you receive your letter of invitation.

DonGÇÖt have a monocle? Well its time to get one so you can join us in our oh so outrageous antics!

/Princess

This is an authorised announcement from The Monocle Clubhouse

Do you have a monocle? Do you want to join others with monocles?

No longer will you be sitting in your captains quarters alone, admiring your own looks. As you look in the mirror and wonder if there is anyone out there that feels the same way.

Well... The time has come.

I am announcing the opening of The Monocle Clubhouse. A place to brag, have fun and look oh so pretty.
Send me an in game mail/message if you have a monocle and I shall see you receive your letter of invitation.

DonGÇÖt have a monocle? Well its time to get one so you can join us in our oh so outrageous antics!

/Princess

Monocles are pointless and any scrub can basically afford one now, e.g ME, I think Oscar Wilde said "Why would I want to join a club that would allow me to become a member."

do people even buy the other monocle, i mean, i have never seen someone use one

You should open a petition, CCP should make it so that we can wear two monocles at once, one on each eye!

I promise You, You won't feel complete unless You can wear two monocles at once!

And some cool looking but essentially useless piece of cybernetic to cover up the lower part of Your face.

Monocls shud b destory aftr pilot lose own pod, this mak no sense, when a clon die you got nekkid body without implants or party or non organic stuf... so why moncle survive?

I just got my membership today, and this club is amazing !!!!!

Hello,

Could you send an invite to "Hyperdallas" in the game?

Tell him its comming form his beloved taliban friend, he will get the message


ps: ask pic's from his sister aswell to double confirm my identity behind this alt, its rly funny and you will laugh guarantied your ass off chatting afterwards with him

Monocles are pointless and any scrub can basically afford one now, e.g ME, I think Oscar Wilde said "Why would I want to join a club that would allow me to become a member."

I left my monocle in my other clone.

Well its time to get one so you can join us in our oh so outrageous antics!

No.

No.

No.

I left my monocle in my other clone.

I left my monocle in my other clone.

I have to say, after spending some time in this monocle club. I have met some rich friends, and together our Croquet and Equestrian skills have become unsurpassed.

They were 575mil in Jita the other day ;D

/Princess

The best monocle is the monocle bought with isk that has been taken, legally or not, from another person. Whether that be stealing, marketting or productions...

No.

No.

No.

do people even buy the other monocle, i mean, i have never seen someone use one

Goggles!

The poor man's monocle!

Why does this even exist? Monocles are ****.
Really.

They are not a sign of wealth but infact the opposite, I think the average wearer can just about afford one. It is like wearing a fake Rolex, anyone who is anyone knows what it is.

Why does this even exist? Monocles are ****.
Really.

They are not a sign of wealth but infact the opposite, I think the average wearer can just about afford one. It is like wearing a fake Rolex, anyone who is anyone knows what it is.

Why does this even exist? Monocles are ****.
Really.

They are not a sign of wealth but infact the opposite, I think the average wearer can just about afford one. It is like wearing a fake Rolex, anyone who is anyone knows what it is.

I'm not buying a monocle till you can wear sunglasses over top of it. And preferably have monocles on both eyes.

I would prefer a glass monocle circa 1890 instead of the futuristic grandma's broach stuck in my eye.

Goggles!

The working man's monocle!

Monocles should be destroyed after pilot lose own pod, this make no sense, when a clon die you got naked new body without implants or any non organic stuf... so why monocle survive?

I want an eye patch.

Do you wake up in your captains quaters naked every time you die? Nope diddn't think so.

/P

Ps. I want two monocles.....why cant I ?

I want an eye patch.

BE QUITE!

I'M CLOKED

xXPlease Pandemic Citizens Reloaded Alliance.Xx is recruiting corps now. Ceo's must have monocles. When we reach 50 active members we will run a free lotto in which you can win your very own monocle. 10 will be up for grabs!

Sharing the monocle love!

Monocles? Aren't they on half-price sale these days...

No, the "(Even More) Most Exclusive Club" consists of those distinguished gentlemen who possess the most stylish of apparel.

http://rakshasa.no/downloads/apparel.jpeg

You should let me in without one :P

I left my monocle in my other clone.

Many of our members own those. You just need a monocle to finish the look off.

I'm out the club :P

I don't want to wear a Monocle :P

Wheres my dislike button...

I also want a top and and cane ala Mr Peanut.

I have goggles because I'm a fat nerd irl who protect himself against failure and poverty by creating a "hype" around goggles, so I can be cool without a monocle.

I left my monocle in my other clone.

Monocles should be destroyed after pilot lose own pod, this make no sense, when a clon die you got naked new body without implants or any non organic stuf... so why monocle survive?

Maybe it's a scale issue, but no matter how close I zoom in, I can't see any manufacturer's logo on any of your monocles? Are you sure you didn't all buy cheep knock-offs from the Serenity server?

Even more sodding pointless than it was when monocles were 1.2B. Now they're 600mil FFS. How the **** is that exclusive?

Roll on the 100,000 AUR uber-monocle. I'd buy it because **** you. But the current monocles are just tacky.

Join the light side! Beceause everyone without a monocle is the enemy!

I am to lazy to read all ten pages so I state it simple.

I WANT A MONOCLE but two would be better.

I am to lazy to read all ten pages so I state it simple.

I WANT A MONOCLE but two would be better.

HAHA, look at all the suckers.

If the esteemed The Monocle Clubhouse were to ever sponsor a lotto involving monocles, I pledge to provide one additional monocle to a lucky winner.

_GûêGûê_
(a¦á_a¦â) yes, quite

There's a reason why J.C. Denton wore sunglasses, and it's not because he knew "The Matrix" existed.

No to augmentation.

http://i.imgur.com/Vzw2jT9.jpg

My monocle is to cool for this place, I should buy googles I think.

Lame.......

The problem with monocles is that as soon as you wear one, you have won EVE and the game becomes boring and meaningless.

Princess Saskia is actually Justin Bieber. #true story

Ok I give in like Tau Cab I'm no fan of the monocle but I've now managed to sell my 15th Silvershore coat (probably because of this sad showy off thread) so I'll treat myself and be so vulgar!

Btw, did I see a new type of monocle in the collectors pack?

The problem with a monocle is that you're forced to look ugly just to show off how much ISK you have. It's kind of like the Quafe T-shirts. They look good, but if you buy one, you're forced to zoom out really far on your avatar so everyone can see you're wearing it.

**** monocle.

COMBAT GOGGLES FTW!!!!!

they are ugly.

then again...many ugly things become fashionable from time to time. clogs. turtlenecks. lady gaga.