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Verone
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Posted - 2005.05.24 14:22:00 -
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Hello Ladies and Gentlemen,
It's that time again where we're out of young fresh tender pirate meat to abuse and ravage, and our last group of recruits has settled in well. Thus we currently have positions open for people that would like to fly with the best.
Arrogance you say? Hell yes.
Truth? Maybe, We'll leave it up to you to decide.
Here's some details for you:
Wanted: Industrialist / Factory Manager / Hauler
You'll be responsible for the manufacture of ammo, modules ships and stuff. You'll be making sure that various stockpiles won't run low, hauling some stuff around occasionally, and genreally doing those industrial orientated thigs that the rest of our corp is too dumb arsed to get the hang of.
If you are our guy or gal for this position you'll know the drill.
You don't have to be completely industry-oriented, but we expect that your relevant skills are decent enough to do a good job of keeping the hangars and factories running and stocked. We will be asking for an overview of your skills though, so it's a good idea to have a list ready.
Wanted: PvP pilot / Evil Pirate Bastard
This one's pretty self-explanatory. You'll be killing people, ransoming people, shooting people, taking stations - all the goodness of being a pirate is right here with us. You'll no doubt recieve a torrent of abuse from people that you kill, so a thick skin is a must.
You'll also have to be able to live with a negative security status, how negative is up to you, however.
We are not looking for complete virgins to PvP combat (although virgins are quite nice, but that's not really appropriate at the moment), hence we expect that you can fly at least a battleship or an interceptor and have trained some PvP-related skills.
Again, you will be asked about those skills if you decide to apply, so keep them handy.
The corp also expects it's members to be pretty much self sufficient, and to stay true to the [SNIGG] Code of conduct, so if you don't agree with it, then don't bother to apply. This code can be seen on our public forums in the link provided below.
If you have a problem with shooting ex-corpmates, you might have a problem with joining us, we are loyal only to those in [SNIGG] and those who pay us to be. Everyone else is a valid target.
[SNIGG] In General
We probably don't need an introduction, we're present all over EVE, but are currently situated in the north (Lonetrek, Pure Blind, Fade, Deklein). So a desire to operate in 0.0 at times is a must.
Since we're pretty much KOS to anyone who's not in our corp, you'll also need to be able to accept the fact that you'll get shot at... a lot.
Basically, here's what we can offer you :
> A vast amount of PvP/EVE experience (Some of our guys are bloody ancient)
> A bunch of pretty cool people to hang around with (yes, we're nice)
> Safe havens both in Empire as well as in 0.0 space
> A crapload of freedom, as long as you don't drag our name through the mud.
> Some interesting job opportunities (The postion as Rasta's arse cheek massager has been filled, so don't ask)
> Absoulte perverse, sick and hilarious chaos (Have a look at our corp chat)
Interested? We're primarily looking for Euro-time based players, but if you are a good non-EU pilot feel free to have a chat with us too, or just have a chat anyway, because we're nice like that.
Would you like to know more?
If you're from the US, contact Shamis Orzoz for an interview, and possibly some hot lovin'.
If you're from the EU, contact either Verone, or Deepeh for lots of the same.
You can also visit our sooper dooper forums at http://www.snigg.cjb.net to talk to us, or just hurl abuse if you feel the need.
Oh, and here is our recruitment video.
COME AND SOCIALISE WITH US NASTY SNIGG BASTARDS AT : WWW.SNIGG.CJB.NET |
Ethidium Bromide
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Posted - 2005.05.24 14:58:00 -
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OMG! the guy with the best signatures in EVE is recruiting (you have to do a history or something)
you were one of the best and most fun pirate corps we encountered so far so good luck on the recruitment, you deserve good fresh pirate meat
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lordmix
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Posted - 2005.05.24 15:00:00 -
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o a sexy person
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NAFnist
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Posted - 2005.05.24 16:23:00 -
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I lost my first cruiser to snigg 
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Sobeseki Pawi
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Posted - 2005.05.24 16:49:00 -
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Lost my 9 month old Slasher to them. Finally someone caught Dreamstar.
~Sobe
Captain Cutie, Razor's Kiss
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Deepeh
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Posted - 2005.05.24 17:28:00 -
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 Originally by: NAFnist
I lost my first cruiser to snigg
I lost my virginity to... hey, wait a minute.
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Shamis Orzoz
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Posted - 2005.05.24 17:49:00 -
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I just wanted to add that we are definitely interested in skilled American PvP'ers, our main push here is for euro's, but I can always use a few more skilled American PvP'ers to add to the team.
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Wild Rho
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Posted - 2005.05.24 18:00:00 -
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Originally by: Deepeh
Originally by: NAFnist
I lost my first cruiser to snigg
I lost my virginity to... hey, wait a minute.
You'll always be a virgin in my eyes deepeh 
I have the body of a supermodel. I just can't remember where I left it... |
Discodude
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Posted - 2005.05.24 20:46:00 -
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Awsom corp. One of the best.
And take it from myself a Ex-Snigg These guys a ******* funny. You never stop laughing when around these guy's If you love Pvp and you love to have fun ppl to pvp with these guys are by far the best. Guaranteed
Not to mention there twisted evil plans to take over the Universe... or was that last years plans?
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"No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his" General George Patton Jr. |
Mad Mackem
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Posted - 2005.05.24 20:49:00 -
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Highly Respected Corp,
Join Em if you prefer the Dark Side
Best Regards
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Deepeh
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Posted - 2005.05.24 21:09:00 -
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Originally by: Discodude
Not to mention there twisted evil plans to take over the Universe... or was that last years plans?
It's still somewhere on the list, but the number one corp goal is now to kidnap jiggly puff.
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Deepeh
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Posted - 2005.05.24 22:16:00 -
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Edited by: Deepeh on 24/05/2005 22:27:03
That is, (calculated pause for bump), corp minus one CEO. 
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Kreep13
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Posted - 2005.05.24 22:58:00 -
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Edited by: Kreep13 on 24/05/2005 22:58:49
If you want to pirate or just get alot of pvp action in general this is a good corp to join. They are hillarious in local,and no smack when I've been there.
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baagpus
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Posted - 2005.05.24 23:16:00 -
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Great guys who like a laugh and know there ****, what more do you need in a corp
ps.
V i need a new siggie
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Lucian Alucard
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Posted - 2005.05.25 01:00:00 -
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Snigg is one of the best corps out there. I flew next to them when they tried to join the light side of the force. Was hella fun Acix and Shamis were/are great peeps and they use scary tactics made me fear Moas.
Please stop being a third rate flamer,I am tired of reactivating my account just to kick your ass. |
Nomen Nescio
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Posted - 2005.05.25 02:52:00 -
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Me thinks about "we need to wait a little while my skills are traning" from "master baby eater". So I guess I wont be included in this round either.
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Mac Knife
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Posted - 2005.05.25 03:41:00 -
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oh oh pick me pick me o/
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Gaius Kador
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Posted - 2005.05.25 04:22:00 -
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Good 'bad' guys this lot, big kudous to you boys for the fights we had when you were based down in Misaba.
GL Snigg :)
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Shamis Orzoz
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Posted - 2005.05.25 07:46:00 -
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Originally by: Mac Knife
oh oh pick me pick me o/
Anytime
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Capt Hindgrinder
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Posted - 2005.05.25 08:44:00 -
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Pity you don't offer weekly salary for that Industrialist job.
Despite the fact that shamis reeks of corporate america and is probably a french republican mason illuminati.... his house is prolly a good place for any quality pirate to hang his hate...um hat rather.
GL recruiting,
C.H.
ps - to the new recruits:
WTB - INTEL on SNIGG
1. Full members roster - 10m (Screenshot required)
2. Location of Industrial base in empire - 2m
3. Up-to-the-minute location of members in 0.0 - 5m/request
:)
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Deepeh
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Posted - 2005.05.25 11:16:00 -
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Edited by: Deepeh on 25/05/2005 11:16:53
Originally by: Capt Hindgrinder
2. Location of Industrial base in empire - 2m
The Nonni gate in Aunenen :)
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Wild Rho
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Posted - 2005.05.25 14:07:00 -
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Or yulai when im online
I have the body of a supermodel. I just can't remember where I left it... |
Shamis Orzoz
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Posted - 2005.05.25 17:19:00 -
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Originally by: Capt Hindgrinder
Pity you don't offer weekly salary for that Industrialist job.
Once an industrialist earns my trust, there will be plenty of perks. Billions in assets will be at his fingertips, and there will be plenty of opportunities for him to make some cash for himself, and I pay them a little extra than cost for any services they provide. Any good industrialist that joins our ranks will be able to make a good living, in addition to the satisfaction he/she will receive from keeping the snigg war machine running flawlessly
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Verone
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Posted - 2005.05.25 22:26:00 -
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Thank you to the corps who have posted kind words, it's very much appreicated.
Recruitment for Euro's and skilled US players is still open.
We are also still on the lookout for a corp production specialist.
COME AND SOCIALISE WITH US NASTY SNIGG BASTARDS AT : WWW.SNIGG.CJB.NET |
Capt Hindgrinder
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Posted - 2005.05.26 08:44:00 -
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Originally by: Verone
Thank you to the corps who have posted kind words, it's very much appreicated.
Recruitment for Euro's and skilled US players is still open.
We are also still on the lookout for a corp production specialist.
TIvian from BOS is looking for a new home...he'd fit it well with u guys.
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Capt Hindgrinder
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Posted - 2005.05.26 08:46:00 -
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Edited by: Capt Hindgrinder on 26/05/2005 08:45:53
Originally by: Deepeh
Edited by: Deepeh on 25/05/2005 11:16:53
Originally by: Capt Hindgrinder
2. Location of Industrial base in empire - 2m
The Nonni gate in Aunenen :)
Last time i scanned a snigg hauler in Nonni, it was full of pr0 n and potatoe chips...
C.H.
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Schroni
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Posted - 2005.05.26 09:20:00 -
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Originally by: Capt Hindgrinder
Last time i scanned a snigg hauler in Nonni, it was full of pr0 n and potatoe chips...
C.H.
most of the times it's just some more maple syrup for Verone... i'll let him tell you what he uses it for
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SNIGG Forums my videos |
Verone
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Posted - 2005.05.26 11:10:00 -
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Edited by: Verone on 26/05/2005 11:10:06
Originally by: Schroni
Originally by: Capt Hindgrinder
Last time i scanned a snigg hauler in Nonni, it was full of pr0 n and potatoe chips...
C.H.
most of the times it's just some more maple syrup for Verone... i'll let him tell you what he uses it for
*Verone breaks open a tin...
mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
COME AND SOCIALISE WITH US NASTY SNIGG BASTARDS AT : WWW.SNIGG.CJB.NET |
Capt Hindgrinder
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Posted - 2005.05.26 11:50:00 -
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Originally by: Schroni
Originally by: Capt Hindgrinder
Last time i scanned a snigg hauler in Nonni, it was full of pr0 n and potatoe chips...
C.H.
most of the times it's just some more maple syrup for Verone... i'll let him tell you what he uses it for
101 Creative Uses For Maple Syrup - by Chief Unegowa.
A Canadian classic novel sold in Tim Hortons.
Anarchists Maple Syrup Cookbook - by Verone wtf?
Only available in Pure Blind? - lame.
C.H.
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Verone
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Posted - 2005.05.26 15:32:00 -
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Originally by: Capt Hindgrinder
Anarchists Maple Syrup Cookbook - by Verone wtf?
Only available in Pure Blind? - lame.
C.H.
Transfer me 50,000,000 isk, and i'll have a special hardback edition, clad with authentic freeze dried carebear skin delivered to nonni for you
COME AND SOCIALISE WITH US NASTY SNIGG BASTARDS AT : WWW.SNIGG.CJB.NET |
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