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Trinity Trixx
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Posted - 2005.05.31 19:23:00 -
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I'm pretty new, and some of the things you guys have said in here is hilarious. I don't get some of it, but I'm sure it will come with playing the game. I look forward to seeing you all online sometime. 
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Sparhawk
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Posted - 2005.05.31 19:37:00 -
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Edited by: Sparhawk on 31/05/2005 19:39:26
Well,
(1) When you refer to your lady as "leet"
(2) When you mistakingly tell your friends who don't play that you finished your LVL 5 BS skill during dinner.
(3) When you see an accident and you automatically think "WTFPWND"
(4) When you use your lunch break to drive 20 miles to change skills.
(5) When you are about to get your a$$ handed to you in a bar fight and you get comfort knowing you have 19 million + SP.
(6) When your friend who you haven't seen for weeks calls to cancel an outing and you are relieved because you can now play the game.
(7) When you have been divorced twice because you are a "gamer" and you think it is because THEY just don't get it.
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Nikolai Nuvolari
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Posted - 2005.05.31 19:40:00 -
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 Originally by: Sparhawk
(5) When you are about to get your a$$ handed to you in a bar fight and you get comfort knowing you have 19 million + SP.
How is that comforting? More like, when I'm about to hand somebody his ass on a plate, and I'm thinking like HA! Beaten by a punk like me with less than 5mil SP! How pathetic...
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Seiryu
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Posted - 2005.05.31 19:43:00 -
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Edited by: Seiryu on 31/05/2005 19:43:46
When you hear a radio announcer mention the state lottery is a record $120 million and the first thing you think is "I can buy an apoc with that!"
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Seir
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Posted - 2005.05.31 19:44:00 -
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Edited by: Seir on 31/05/2005 19:44:53
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Sykosys
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Posted - 2005.05.31 20:02:00 -
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When your watching an eve vid and try to turn the actual video with your mouse cause you don't like the angle.
Your eating a bowl of frosted flakes and tell your wife "Frosted flakes for the win"
SYKOSYS
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Darken Two
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Posted - 2005.05.31 20:18:00 -
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When real money = Isk in your mind
I keep thinkin my pay is too small or that some expensive stuff in shops are too cheap because they aren't listed as costing 100s of million. Luckily for me, I havent fooled myself into buying anything stupid. Also I keep thinkin I can make 100s of million in real life in a couple days, which really isnt healthy.
Why dont you just DIE DIE DIE !!!!
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Ben Kholdstare
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Posted - 2005.05.31 20:21:00 -
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Argh no more of these....please...it kills puppies or sth 
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Rod Blaine
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Posted - 2005.05.31 20:37:00 -
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When you post as much as I do 
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Ja'kar
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Posted - 2005.05.31 20:39:00 -
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Well, today I visited my friends house, and at one point his cat was resting in a position that I thought looked a lot like a Thorax.
man, that could have ended so much worse
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Marie Sklodowska
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Posted - 2005.05.31 20:44:00 -
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How about when the Hurricanes hit Florida and all those Power trucks came down. I took one look at the large boom/bucket trucks and then the small ford f150 trucks behind them and thought, "Oh no, they've got a huge fleet of battleships and frigs headed our way".
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Odessy
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Posted - 2005.05.31 20:55:00 -
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Some one says "im going cloths shopping"
and youthink they say "im going clone shopping"
a classic 'you know when youve played EvE to much' that happenedin corp chat.
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Feta Solamnia
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Posted - 2005.05.31 21:24:00 -
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let me just list what I've heard from friends.
Case A)
Student, in physics class, is doing some magnetism excersices etc, and they have a unit called Vebber (or something along that pronounciation). Guy announces result: "3 scramblers".
Case B)
Guy working in an office, co-worker phones and asks him for some papers. He replies: "I'll put em up on escrow for you".
Case C)
Guy working as a clown in childrens parties. Pulled an all-nighter in eve and then went to work at a party. He gets kids to play a game where the side-jump when he says "we jump to the left". After a while he says: "And now we warp to the right".
He immediately fell on the floor laughing his ass out, concerned parents phoned his boss and claimed that the guy was stoned.
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Nikolai Nuvolari
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Posted - 2005.05.31 21:34:00 -
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Edited by: Nikolai Nuvolari on 31/05/2005 21:35:01
Originally by: Feta Solamnia
Case A)
Student, in physics class, is doing some magnetism excersices etc, and they have a unit called Vebber (or something along that pronounciation). Guy announces result: "3 scramblers".
Yeah, the unit is the Weber, (pronounced like "Vebber" cuz it's a German guy's name and all German W's essentially turn into V's) and it measures magnetic flux. One Weber is equal to 1 (Newton x meter x second) per coulomb. Yes, I spent too much of my life in physics classes. And I've never regretted it for a second :D
Originally by: Rod Blaine
When you post as much as I do
Oh yeah, absolutely. Definitely the number one way to tell. I'm an addict and can prove it.
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Saminiel
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Posted - 2005.05.31 22:13:00 -
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When u start talking like u're from England. Now thats Embarrassing.
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DaHeaVYFo
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Posted - 2005.05.31 22:32:00 -
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When You're playing Call of Duty and screaming...
omgwtf, u ganking campers! Get out of your safespots!
(happened today) 
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Nikolai Nuvolari
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Posted - 2005.05.31 23:14:00 -
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Originally by: Saminiel
When u start talking like u're from England. Now thats Embarrassing.
That happens to me...it's been happening since before I ever heard of EVE...I think that maybe, deep down inside, part of me actually IS from England...
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Ander
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Posted - 2005.05.31 23:58:00 -
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You know you've played too much EVE, when you play EVE instead of studying for exams just cause your corp got a war going. ^^
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Nikolai Nuvolari
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Posted - 2005.06.01 00:37:00 -
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You know you're an EVE addict when you spend even more time on the forums than you do in EVE. So much time in fact, that it interferes with your life. Interferes so much that you feel the need to talk to your psychiatrist about it.
Or just how about...you know you play too much EVE when your psychiatrist knows it.
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Nikolai Nuvolari
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Posted - 2005.06.01 00:41:00 -
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Even better...you know you play too much EVE when EVE is in your DREAMS.
Similar example:
Okay so I'm sleeping. Suddenly I feel myself being roused towards wakefulness...there's somebody standing over my bed trying to wake me up (that is an incredibly difficult task). My response to this? I attempted to mumble something to the effect of "Leave me alone, I still have shield AND armor left so come back later." Thankfully I couldn't actually articulate any real words...
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Dao 2
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Posted - 2005.06.01 01:56:00 -
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CONCORD! FREEZE!
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Nikolai Nuvolari
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Posted - 2005.06.01 15:05:00 -
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When you think you're hearing the EVE background music when the EVE client isn't running.
Now I'm really getting worried.
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Strana
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Posted - 2005.06.01 17:16:00 -
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When you dream about ship setups, like the dream i had last night about a Enyo with a cloak instead of a rocket launcher. Or you dream about your brand new ship then you think you lost it and your flying back in you pod then wake up in a cold sweat telling yourself "Its just a dream, its just a dream."
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Kaskea Reginetta
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Posted - 2005.06.01 19:25:00 -
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When you get stuck in traffic and start seeing license plates then saying to yourself " I have been to THAT System" out loud as the rest of your friends look at you like your nuts.
When you get mad at National Geographic for forgetting to mention the Ewar capabilities of a Scorpion then realise they were talking about the animal.
When you see a car fire on a freeway and the first thing that pops into your mind is "OMGWTFBBQPWND"
When you forget that Daakon didn't make Barbie Girl famous!
When your girlfriend starts talking about wranglers (jeans) being comfortable to wear and feeling good on her and you start to think shes cheating on you with a Dev!!!
When your in traffic and prey for an MWD!!
P.s. Lucian Alucards Alt!
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Judas Kirk
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Posted - 2005.06.02 05:32:00 -
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Originally by: Nikolai Nuvolari
You know you're an EVE addict when you spend even more time on the forums than you do in EVE. So much time in fact, that it interferes with your life. Interferes so much that you feel the need to talk to your psychiatrist about it.
Or just how about...you know you play too much EVE when your psychiatrist knows it.
It's worse when your Psychiatrist is an EVE addict too!
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Khonn
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Posted - 2005.06.03 23:07:00 -
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Or when you get into a fight with someone, and you walk away saying, you are now KOS.
Or you know exactly to the minute that a skill will end and actually plan your whole entire day to that.
Khonn
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