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Uriel Hanaya
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
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Posted - 2012.12.30 10:58:00 -
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They could turn into Micro Organisms or some such, I have quite a few corpses but no-one wants to buy them. |
Schmata Bastanold
Black Rebel Rifter Club
The Devil's Tattoo
419
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Posted - 2012.12.30 11:02:00 -
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Reprocess? Are you crazy?
I wanna be able to stick them on my hull or hang them around my room or pose them and make a puppet show.
I am not my skills but...
http://eveboard.com/pilot/Schmata_Bastanold |
Uriel Hanaya
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
2
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Posted - 2012.12.30 11:04:00 -
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Schmata Bastanold wrote:Reprocess? Are you crazy?
I wanna be able to stick them on my hull or hang them around my room or pose them and make a puppet show.
I like your thought process, we need more uses for corpses! |
Schmata Bastanold
Black Rebel Rifter Club
The Devil's Tattoo
419
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Posted - 2012.12.30 11:08:00 -
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Only "reprocessing" I could like would be wearing their faces as mask. OMG, that would be ossum!
I am not my skills but...
http://eveboard.com/pilot/Schmata_Bastanold |
Othran
Route One
331
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Posted - 2012.12.30 11:17:00 -
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Once upon a time, many years ago an Eve dev trolled the players by saying tech 3 weapons would be bio-weapons and so would require a biological component - like corpses  |
Uriel Hanaya
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
2
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Posted - 2012.12.30 11:30:00 -
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Or load them into launchers and fire them at our enemies. |
Kitty Bear
Disturbed Friends Of Diazepam
Disturbed Acquaintance
433
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Posted - 2012.12.30 12:08:00 -
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If you read the game lore Quafe were very naughty.
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Minmatar Citizen160812
The LGBT Last Supper
102
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Posted - 2012.12.30 13:50:00 -
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I too would like to reprocess them and get a chance to recover some implants from the head...sadly it'll never happen. Just fill your cargohold with 10 of them before ya go to fight someone. If ya loose it's like a corpse pinata. |
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
6008
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Posted - 2012.12.30 14:05:00 -
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Remember to buy
Sebiester brand human rinds! 
"Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff-á |
Zanzbar
Legion of Tears
98
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Posted - 2012.12.30 15:29:00 -
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Join the blood raiders, where you can get a degree in harvesting the flesh and blood of your victims for various medical and religious purposes. |
Dheeradj Nurgle
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
130
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Posted - 2012.12.30 15:42:00 -
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Zanzbar wrote:Join the blood raiders, where you can get a degree in harvesting the flesh and blood of your victims for the lulz.
FTFY |
Lady Naween
Immortalis Inc.
Shadow Cartel
66
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Posted - 2012.12.31 00:28:00 -
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WHAT? You stack them up in your station hangar! Heck our FC has even allowed me to MWD far off the fleet and pick up corpses a few times as he knows my corpse fetish.
after all.. rigor mortis IS a girls best friend. There are plenty of us that buy corpses if not donate them to the EVE Cemetery (contact Azia Burgi) |
Praxis Ginimic
220
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Posted - 2012.12.31 00:57:00 -
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Use them for grid-fu |
ShahFluffers
Ice Fire Warriors
Late Night Alliance
1793
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Posted - 2012.12.31 02:17:00 -
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Kitty Bear wrote:If you read the game lore Quafe were very naughty.
Maybe we could one day reprocess corpses into boosters and Quafe Zero!!
Change isn't bad, but it isn't always good. Sometimes, the oldest and most simple of things can be the most elegant and effective. |
Flurk Hellbron
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
243
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Posted - 2012.12.31 07:33:00 -
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Why can't I reprocess corpses?
You can't coz ur not a butcher. |
Nerath Naaris
Pink Winged Unicorns for Peace Love and Anarchy
311
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Posted - 2012.12.31 14:24:00 -
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Personally, I have a few ideas on how to get out most of my corpse collection....
Forum-unbanned since 2011.10.20. |
Karloth Valois
Temnava Legion
No Holes Barred
61
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Posted - 2012.12.31 15:42:00 -
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You cant reprocess corpses once they have been *used*. Stop abusing your corpse collection
It's not been nice, but thanks for using lube
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Rams Trough'put
Dormant Dragons
7
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Posted - 2012.12.31 16:30:00 -
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I wanna duct tape them to my windshield wipers so they flop around as clean the view ports.
or have then on a cable trailing behind as I zoom around in my frig. |
Katran Luftschreck
Royal Ammatar Engineering Corps
636
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Posted - 2012.12.31 18:10:00 -
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Oblig.
EvE Forum Bingo |
Vortexo VonBrenner
Coldest Sea Sailing
10
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Posted - 2012.12.31 21:39:00 -
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 One wonders about some of you lot... 
I'm listening to-áBj+¦rk, playing EVE, eating fishsticks, and I'm cold....this is immersion gaming. |
Uriel Hanaya
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
7
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Posted - 2013.01.01 02:40:00 -
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Katran Luftschreck wrote:
You win. |
Rache Bartmoss
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
20
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Posted - 2013.01.04 07:58:00 -
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Minmatar Citizen160812 wrote:I too would like to reprocess them and get a chance to recover some implants from the head...sadly it'll never happen. Just fill your cargohold with 10 of them before ya go to fight someone. If ya loose it's like a corpse pinata.
In that case also bring one of every type of small ammo your guns can not use for maximum confusion. ;-) |
Malgaran
Blue Republic
RvB - BLUE Republic
9
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Posted - 2013.01.04 12:20:00 -
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Np67piTSAzk
Ill just leave this here for you corpse fetishists |
Nadja Dobrovodsky
Fornax Chemica
COALICION HISPANA
0
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Posted - 2013.01.05 02:32:00 -
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Uriel Hanaya wrote:They could turn into Micro Organisms or some such, I have quite a few corpses but no-one wants to buy them.
I am a corpse buyer, preferable Female ones. Feel free to sell them to me, preferable mayor trading hubs, no low sec, no null space. Preferable Jita or Amarr. Dont go exagerating the prices. |
CC Avalos
0033 Trading Corp
0
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Posted - 2013.01.05 03:24:00 -
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I heard for next Christmas they were going to offer Corpse Jerky as one of the free gifts. |
Gizznitt Malikite
Agony Unleashed
Agony Empire
1610
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Posted - 2013.01.05 04:54:00 -
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I used to collect corpses of people I podded.... after several hundred of them they became a clutter, and then I started putting them in my freighter to clutter up cargo scanner results...
Some people in the Features and Ideas forum keep proposing corpses be process-able, with a percentage chance that you could recover implants or implant parts from them... |
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ISD LackOfFaith
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
340
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Posted - 2013.01.06 02:28:00 -
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*Enters, hopeful to answer something helpfully.*
This thread is... macabre.
*leaves*
(By the way, it's because corpses are not composed of minerals, which are the only things that reprocessing facilities are designed to handle.)
ISD LackOfFaith
Lieutenant
Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs)
Interstellar Services Department |
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Karloth Valois
Temnava Legion
No Holes Barred
65
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Posted - 2013.01.06 06:06:00 -
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ISD LackOfFaith wrote:*Enters, hopeful to answer something helpfully.* This thread is... macabre. *leaves*
I find your lack of faith disturbing
It's not been nice, but thanks for using lube
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Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
6149
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Posted - 2013.01.06 07:21:00 -
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Karloth Valois wrote:ISD LackOfFaith wrote:*Enters, hopeful to answer something helpfully.* This thread is... macabre. *leaves* I find your lack of faith disturbing
I told him that already...
"Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff-á |
Malgaran
Blue Republic
RvB - BLUE Republic
9
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Posted - 2013.01.07 01:13:00 -
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ISD LackOfFaith wrote:*Enters, hopeful to answer something helpfully.* This thread is... macabre. *leaves*
Welcome to EveOnline! Enjoy your stay....lol |
Kahu ia Kane'ohe
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
32
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Posted - 2013.01.07 01:25:00 -
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Corpses are like trophies to me. Why would you want to reprocess them?
"If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster."
-Clint Eastwood |
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
6209
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Posted - 2013.01.07 05:41:00 -
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Kahu ia Kane'ohe wrote:Corpses are like trophies to me. Why would you want to reprocess them?
Fleshlight textures
"Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff-á |
Arcaus Rotrau Romali
Liquid Lucifer Industries
20
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Posted - 2013.01.08 16:18:00 -
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Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:Kahu ia Kane'ohe wrote:Corpses are like trophies to me. Why would you want to reprocess them? Fleshlight textures
That one got me ... |
Piugattuk
Lima beans Corp
286
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Posted - 2013.01.08 16:31:00 -
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I use to buy them for target practice when torpedoes use to give a nice display but now...meh, undocking in Jita you would target it then as a frighter undocked scare the hell out of them. |
Rutger Janssen
Xanadu
49
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Posted - 2013.01.08 17:39:00 -
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ISD LackOfFaith wrote:*Enters, hopeful to answer something helpfully.* This thread is... macabre. *leaves*(By the way, it's because corpses are not composed of minerals, which are the only things that reprocessing facilities are designed to handle.)
What about advanced moon materials? |
Xuixien
Rifterlings
Damu'Khonde
220
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Posted - 2013.01.08 21:26:00 -
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Short answer: Because :Falcon:.
Long answer: You don't want to know.
Everyone vs Everyone
Xuixien - Space Cat, Queen of Rens |
Lady Naween
Immortalis Inc.
Shadow Cartel
78
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Posted - 2013.01.08 22:05:00 -
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Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:Kahu ia Kane'ohe wrote:Corpses are like trophies to me. Why would you want to reprocess them? Fleshlight textures
Made me laugh :) |
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