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Tiree
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Posted - 2005.06.09 13:33:00 -
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Just a list I thought up at work while being bored, hope you like it  .
Top 10 signs you've been playing too much Eve:
10 - When parking your car you always align it with an exit...
9 - You are considering Nanofiber Internal Structure for pimping up your ride...
8 - When a friend wants to borrow something you say "Don't worry, I'll escrow it to you."...
7 - When buying a expensive new flatscreen tv you ask a couple of collegues to escort you home...
6 - You seldomly visit big parties, because you worry about the possible lag...
5 - When visiting friends you check your navigation computer for possible pirate camps...
4 - When doing groceries you call your friends for a price check on tomatoes...
3 - You wonder how the missile nerf would affect the war in Irak.
2 - You keep hearing you should take a red pill, and wonder if it's a new type of Vitoc...
And the number one sign you've been playing too much Eve:
1 - When having sex, you want to bookmark the G-spot and wonder if you should make it an insta... |
Bhaal
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Posted - 2005.06.09 13:36:00 -
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 Quote:
1 - When having sex, you want to bookmark the G-spot and wonder if you should make it an insta...
LOL, awesome!
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hired goon
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Posted - 2005.06.09 13:37:00 -
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There are many of these threads.
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Reeperman
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Posted - 2005.06.09 13:53:00 -
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Originally by: Tiree
1 - When having sex, you want to bookmark the G-spot and wonder if you should make it an insta...
Ok, you try going 15km past the G-spot in order to create it. Bet ya can't find it again.
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Regma
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Posted - 2005.06.09 14:03:00 -
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Originally by: Reeperman
Originally by: Tiree
1 - When having sex, you want to bookmark the G-spot and wonder if you should make it an insta...
Ok, you try going 15km past the G-spot in order to create it. Bet ya can't find it again.
That would be more than a bucket, it would be black hole.
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StarWolfer
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Posted - 2005.06.09 14:14:00 -
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Originally by: hired goon
There are many of these threads.
I seriously hope your sig is photoshopped, otherwise your gang really had too many time on their hands .
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Ronin Woman
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Posted - 2005.06.09 14:21:00 -
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Excellant!!!
A welcome break from the constant whine threads about missle nerf & ore thiefs |
Orph
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Posted - 2005.06.09 15:17:00 -
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Now this made me smile
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Grimwalius d'Antan
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Posted - 2005.06.09 15:28:00 -
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What is wrong with entries 10 and 9? If you're just "dropping" your car into a crowded lot you better be a lucky bastard if you wanna be able to make a clean exit an hour later. Nanofiber might not be the material of choice for speed demons today, but what is used today is pretty much the next best thing to Nanofiber.
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mirel yirrin
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Posted - 2005.06.09 15:40:00 -
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11) When you start YET ANOTHER of these damm "You know when youve played too much eve" Posts...
May the light of elune burn the next creator of a similer post!
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Tiree
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Posted - 2005.06.09 17:32:00 -
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Originally by: mirel yirrin
11) When you start YET ANOTHER of these damm "You know when youve played too much eve" Posts...
May the light of elune burn the next creator of a similer post!
I know they've probably been done a thousand times, but I saw no recent ones and was bored so I put a new one up. Those who are still interested read them, those who are not _usually_ don't. And that's as much as I'm gonna spend on posts like this .
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Nikolai Nuvolari
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Posted - 2005.06.09 17:45:00 -
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Someday a Mod should make a project to dig through ALL the posts all throughout the forums (I think it's really just in General Discussion and Out of Pod Experience actually) and collect all of these threads together...make them into one list...and sticky it. That would kick so much ass.
Sign number 2049209: You actually would try to convince a mod to do the above :)
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Bedrock
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Posted - 2005.06.09 17:47:00 -
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lol
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Skeeve
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Posted - 2005.06.09 18:21:00 -
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Every time I read one of these Top 10 threads they just keep getting funnier and FUNNIER.. *weeeeeeeeeeAAAHHGG*. (head rapidly spinning aka BeetleJuice)... 
"SHOW US YOUR HOOTERS!" - traditional greeting at the Annual Owl Fanciers Convention
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Doc Arcot
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Posted - 2005.06.14 11:58:00 -
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You know you've been playing too much EVE when
12) You catch a train and start to wonder how many jumps it is to your destination.
13) You catch a train and worry about getting ganked at the next station.
14) You see a container and wonder what sort of loot it contains.
15) You walk past a brothel and feel the undeniable urge to run in and save the damsel.
16) You see a rock on the side of the road and start to wonder how much scordite it might contain.
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VeNT
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Posted - 2005.06.14 12:02:00 -
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theres no scord localy, its all veld
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Jon Hawkes
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Posted - 2005.06.14 12:05:00 -
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Originally by: Tiree
10 - When parking your car you always align it with an exit...
7 - When buying a expensive new flatscreen tv you ask a couple of collegues to escort you home...
5 - When visiting friends you check your navigation computer for possible pirate camps...
That's normal in Liverpool though...
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Jon Hawkes
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Posted - 2005.06.14 12:05:00 -
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Edited by: Jon Hawkes on 14/06/2005 12:05:31
Originally by: Tiree
10 - When parking your car you always align it with an exit...
7 - When buying a expensive new flatscreen tv you ask a couple of collegues to escort you home...
5 - When visiting friends you check your navigation computer for possible pirate camps...
That's normal in Liverpool though...
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SinBin
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Posted - 2005.06.14 12:08:00 -
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when you open & reply to 1 of these posts.
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Phelen
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Posted - 2005.06.18 05:39:00 -
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Or when your walking around and you hear the backround music playing... Not that thats happend to me though
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Hazelyn
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Posted - 2005.06.18 05:49:00 -
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Originally by: Phelen
Or when your walking around and you hear the backround music playing... Not that thats happend to me though
When you hear the "warp drive active" and the WOOSH sounds of going into warp when you're on the free way or just out and about. >.<
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Alfa Nebula
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Posted - 2005.06.18 17:04:00 -
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Edited by: Alfa Nebula on 18/06/2005 17:04:31
You keep trying to override the Firewall at your workplace to play EVE, even though you work at the C.I.A.
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Sadist
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Posted - 2005.06.19 01:36:00 -
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No matter how hard you try, you always misspel "year" for "yarr" on all your papers. Seriously.
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