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Max Doobie
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Posted - 2013.01.06 15:09:00 -
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Who the hell is Snot-Shot?
I swear I had a dream about some guy named Snot-Shot. I can only recall pieces. He was sitting on a beanbag chair rubbing honey on his naked body and called me over.
There was some Barry White playing. Guy kept saying something along the lines of "Dead Goons, Blow up Goons, Kill Goons". Seemed to turn him on a lot. He did this in between eating Cherries.
He kept trying to get me to come sit next to him and pluck Mittani's eyes out. There was lots of screaming.
I was horrified by this dream and yet...intrigued.
Who is this man?
Why does he haunt my dreams? Why does he get such a turn-on from the thought of mutilating Goons?
WTF did you guys do to him? |
Max Doobie
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Posted - 2013.01.06 15:23:00 -
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Marivauder wrote:haha you dreamed about someone in a game
People are having to deal with the horrid deeds of Goons. Your victims are now haunting the dreams of other EVE players.
I just want to understand what would drive a man to such extremes. I mean, he's obviously supernatural....he pops up out of nowhere in EVERY SINGLE Goon thread.
I guess this thread is an attempt to lure out the Mythical being...to see if he is truly real.
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Max Doobie
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Posted - 2013.01.06 17:10:00 -
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Ivan Ward wrote:So, did you go sit next to him?
...maybe...
HOW IS THAT RELEVANT????
SO WHAT???
MAYBE I DID.
*sobs*
I'm gay....
... I'm GAY....OH GOD....WHY!?? |
Max Doobie
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Posted - 2013.01.06 21:34:00 -
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Varesk wrote:Kamden Line wrote:My hypothesis is that Snot Shot is an alt of someone in Goons, which he uses to copy paste the same goddamn thing on every CAOD thread possible. and due to your lack of thinking, thats why you are in LI3, forever pet number 993234.
Tell him how you really feel bro...goddamn....burn.
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Max Doobie
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Posted - 2013.01.07 00:40:00 -
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Snot Shot wrote:WHOSE TRYING TO CROSS MY BRIDGE!??....  I guess the question is.....did you wake up with tight pants, damp pants, or both?...  Let me know when you listen to my interview linked below and I can answer whats left over for questions....  .
Vox dude???
C'mon man...SHOW YOURSELF!!!
We cannot follow you if we don't even know who you are Snot....
You could be bigger than James315....bigger than Mittani...so many of us want to follow you in your quest to bring chaos to the order of EVE....but you hide yourself.
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Max Doobie
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Posted - 2013.01.07 12:26:00 -
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Snot Shot wrote:If you listened to the interview you'd know it's not about me my man! I'm right here, come at me bro!... HED has been a decent isk maker for me so keep that Thundah Doam bangin baby!!! .
Alright man I'm done trolling you. Just wanted to shout you out. Folks like you contribute to the community a lot man so much respect.
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Max Doobie
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Posted - 2013.01.08 02:13:00 -
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Enik3 wrote:Snot Shot's posts are infinitely more entertaining than the typical spergy circle-jerking/chest-thumping that goes on in CAOD.
Agreed. |
Max Doobie
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Posted - 2013.01.08 15:16:00 -
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Paragoda wrote:Hey Snot Shot
Heard the interview was acually kinda interesting. even for one such as me that dont get into eve politics other than who can i shoot, and who will come help me.
The vox thing was kinda annoying to listen to, maybe for a future interview get something a little better (smoother?) sounding.
- Paragoda -
..or just use his real voice...unless of course it bears a striking resemblance to Mittani's... |
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