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Max Doobie
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
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Posted - 2013.01.06 15:09:00 -
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Who the hell is Snot-Shot?
I swear I had a dream about some guy named Snot-Shot. I can only recall pieces. He was sitting on a beanbag chair rubbing honey on his naked body and called me over.
There was some Barry White playing. Guy kept saying something along the lines of "Dead Goons, Blow up Goons, Kill Goons". Seemed to turn him on a lot. He did this in between eating Cherries.
He kept trying to get me to come sit next to him and pluck Mittani's eyes out. There was lots of screaming.
I was horrified by this dream and yet...intrigued.
Who is this man?
Why does he haunt my dreams? Why does he get such a turn-on from the thought of mutilating Goons?
WTF did you guys do to him? |
Marivauder
Bat Country
Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2013.01.06 15:18:00 -
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haha you dreamed about someone in a game |
Max Doobie
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
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Posted - 2013.01.06 15:23:00 -
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Marivauder wrote:haha you dreamed about someone in a game
People are having to deal with the horrid deeds of Goons. Your victims are now haunting the dreams of other EVE players.
I just want to understand what would drive a man to such extremes. I mean, he's obviously supernatural....he pops up out of nowhere in EVERY SINGLE Goon thread.
I guess this thread is an attempt to lure out the Mythical being...to see if he is truly real.
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Ivan Ward
Wildly Inappropriate
Goonswarm Federation
121
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Posted - 2013.01.06 16:39:00 -
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So, did you go sit next to him?
"Hot pilots we have problems too, we're just like you." |
Max Doobie
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
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Posted - 2013.01.06 17:10:00 -
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Ivan Ward wrote:So, did you go sit next to him?
...maybe...
HOW IS THAT RELEVANT????
SO WHAT???
MAYBE I DID.
*sobs*
I'm gay....
... I'm GAY....OH GOD....WHY!?? |
AstraPardus
Lightspeed Enterprises
Fidelas Constans
159
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Posted - 2013.01.06 17:25:00 -
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Snot Shot is the adolecent troll inside us all. When ever you want to throw a pre-pubecent **** fit about something that annoys you or offends your poorly-developed mental state...YOU BECOME SNOT SHOT!!! D:<
Or, this: *puts a finger to one nostril and exhales powerfully through the other, lips tight*
Every time I post is Pardy time! :3 |
Kamden Line
Eclipse Navy.
Li3 Federation
62
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Posted - 2013.01.06 19:11:00 -
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My hypothesis is that Snot Shot is an alt of someone in Goons, which he uses to copy paste the same goddamn thing on every CAOD thread possible. |
Annunaki soldier
Segmentum Solar
Nulli Legio
59
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Posted - 2013.01.06 20:21:00 -
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Kamden Line wrote:My hypothesis is that Snot Shot is an alt of someone in Goons, which he uses to copy paste the same goddamn thing on every CAOD thread possible.
lol
Ride hard, live with passion-á |
Varesk
Origin.
Black Legion.
264
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Posted - 2013.01.06 21:32:00 -
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Kamden Line wrote:My hypothesis is that Snot Shot is an alt of someone in Goons, which he uses to copy paste the same goddamn thing on every CAOD thread possible.
and due to your lack of thinking, thats why you are in LI3, forever pet number 993234. |
Max Doobie
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
47
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Posted - 2013.01.06 21:34:00 -
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Varesk wrote:Kamden Line wrote:My hypothesis is that Snot Shot is an alt of someone in Goons, which he uses to copy paste the same goddamn thing on every CAOD thread possible. and due to your lack of thinking, thats why you are in LI3, forever pet number 993234.
Tell him how you really feel bro...goddamn....burn.
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Snot Shot
Love Squad
Confederation of xXPIZZAXx
508
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Posted - 2013.01.06 22:53:00 -
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WHOSE TRYING TO CROSS MY BRIDGE!??....
I guess the question is.....did you wake up with tight pants, damp pants, or both?...
Let me know when you listen to my interview linked below and I can answer whats left over for questions....
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Twitter = @Snot_Shot-á --áCatch My Interview!-á-á VFV Episode 56 & Blogsperg GÇ£If you don't stand for something, you'll fall for anything"
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Max Doobie
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
47
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Posted - 2013.01.07 00:40:00 -
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Snot Shot wrote:WHOSE TRYING TO CROSS MY BRIDGE!??.... I guess the question is.....did you wake up with tight pants, damp pants, or both?... Let me know when you listen to my interview linked below and I can answer whats left over for questions.... .
Vox dude???
C'mon man...SHOW YOURSELF!!!
We cannot follow you if we don't even know who you are Snot....
You could be bigger than James315....bigger than Mittani...so many of us want to follow you in your quest to bring chaos to the order of EVE....but you hide yourself.
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Snot Shot
Love Squad
Confederation of xXPIZZAXx
508
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Posted - 2013.01.07 03:12:00 -
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If you listened to the interview you'd know it's not about me my man! I'm right here, come at me bro!...
HED has been a decent isk maker for me so keep that Thundah Doam bangin baby!!!
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Twitter = @Snot_Shot-á --áCatch My Interview!-á-á VFV Episode 56 & Blogsperg GÇ£If you don't stand for something, you'll fall for anything"
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Gothikia
Body Count Inc.
Pandemic Legion
37
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Posted - 2013.01.07 07:19:00 -
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Max Doobie wrote:Ivan Ward wrote:So, did you go sit next to him? ...maybe... HOW IS THAT RELEVANT???? SO WHAT??? MAYBE I DID. *sobs* I'm gay.... ... I'm GAY....OH GOD....WHY!??
*Walks in like Takei*
"Hellooooo"
Yes, you're gay.
<3 Gothie |
Max Doobie
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
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Posted - 2013.01.07 12:26:00 -
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Snot Shot wrote:If you listened to the interview you'd know it's not about me my man! I'm right here, come at me bro!... HED has been a decent isk maker for me so keep that Thundah Doam bangin baby!!! .
Alright man I'm done trolling you. Just wanted to shout you out. Folks like you contribute to the community a lot man so much respect.
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Snot Shot
Love Squad
Confederation of xXPIZZAXx
509
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Posted - 2013.01.07 16:46:00 -
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Thanks man I was sweatin it out there for a minuteGǪ. EVEGÇÖs a never ending game of emotional/political twister which has been hilarious to track over the years. As theyGÇÖve gone by itGÇÖs been interesting to note that most wars in null sec start because of what one nerd said to another on a public forum and from there thousands of space puppets are told to log in and danceGǪ.
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Twitter = @Snot_Shot-á --áCatch My Interview!-á-á VFV Episode 56 & Blogsperg GÇ£If you don't stand for something, you'll fall for anything"
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Enik3
Burning Napalm
Northern Coalition.
72
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Posted - 2013.01.07 21:39:00 -
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Snot Shot's posts are infinitely more entertaining than the typical spergy circle-jerking/chest-thumping that goes on in CAOD. |
Max Doobie
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
49
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Posted - 2013.01.08 02:13:00 -
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Enik3 wrote:Snot Shot's posts are infinitely more entertaining than the typical spergy circle-jerking/chest-thumping that goes on in CAOD.
Agreed. |
Ivana Twinkle
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
294
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Posted - 2013.01.08 12:38:00 -
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Just look for posts with way too many smilie icons. |
Paragoda
Wolves and Knights
The Irukandji
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Posted - 2013.01.08 14:23:00 -
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Hey Snot Shot
Heard the interview was acually kinda interesting. even for one such as me that dont get into eve politics other than who can i shoot, and who will come help me.
The vox thing was kinda annoying to listen to, maybe for a future interview get something a little better (smoother?) sounding.
- Paragoda - |
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Snot Shot
Love Squad
Confederation of xXPIZZAXx
512
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Posted - 2013.01.08 15:00:00 -
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Thanks man! IGÇÖve been working on smoothing it out a bit and think itGÇÖs better now. Problem is if you go the other way you sound like a mongaloid so finding a middle ground is tough..
Glad you thought it was interesting and IGÇÖm willing to do more if anyone would like me to come on..
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Twitter = @Snot_Shot-á --áCatch My Interview!-á-á VFV Episode 56 & Blogsperg GÇ£If you don't stand for something, you'll fall for anything"
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Max Doobie
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
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Posted - 2013.01.08 15:16:00 -
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Paragoda wrote:Hey Snot Shot
Heard the interview was acually kinda interesting. even for one such as me that dont get into eve politics other than who can i shoot, and who will come help me.
The vox thing was kinda annoying to listen to, maybe for a future interview get something a little better (smoother?) sounding.
- Paragoda -
..or just use his real voice...unless of course it bears a striking resemblance to Mittani's... |
Charles Case
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
335
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Posted - 2013.01.09 03:45:00 -
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Max Doobie wrote:Who the hell is Snot-Shot?
Why does he get such a turn-on from the thought of mutilating Goons?
WTF did you guys do to him?
I stole Snot Shots main squeeze irl |
Roderick Grey
Assisted Genocide
Black Legion.
209
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Posted - 2013.01.09 10:54:00 -
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Snot Shot wrote:Thanks man! IGÇÖve been working on smoothing it out a bit and think itGÇÖs better now. Problem is if you go the other way you sound like a mongaloid so finding a middle ground is tough.. Glad you thought it was interesting and IGÇÖm willing to do more if anyone would like me to come on.. .
My god.
That feel when you read a sperglord's blog and find out that he's literate, demonstrates clarity of thought, turns out he's a genius and probably your new idol.
Snot-Shot...
I Love you, and I will claim you.
GÇ£We could learn a lot from crayons; some are sharp, some are pretty, some are dull, while others bright, some have weird names, but they all have learned to live together in the same box.GÇ¥- Special needs division of Fcon. |
Metal Icarus
Legion Of Idiots
legion of extraordinary Idi0ts
484
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Posted - 2013.01.09 15:26:00 -
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Snot-Shot for CSM! |
Inquisitor Kitchner
Galaxy Punks
Executive Outcomes
807
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Posted - 2013.01.10 16:02:00 -
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Snot Shot is an alt of The Mittani
"If an injury has to be done to a man it should be so severe that his vengeance need not be feared." - Niccolo Machiavelli |
Roderick Grey
Assisted Genocide
Black Legion.
211
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Posted - 2013.01.11 03:55:00 -
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Inquisitor Kitchner wrote:Snot Shot is an alt of The Mittani
That wouldn't make much sense.
GÇ£We could learn a lot from crayons; some are sharp, some are pretty, some are dull, while others bright, some have weird names, but they all have learned to live together in the same box.GÇ¥- Special needs division of Fcon. |
Ivan Ward
Wildly Inappropriate
Goonswarm Federation
122
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Posted - 2013.01.11 21:57:00 -
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Max Doobie wrote:Ivan Ward wrote:So, did you go sit next to him? ...maybe... HOW IS THAT RELEVANT???? SO WHAT??? MAYBE I DID. *sobs* I'm gay.... ... I'm GAY....OH GOD....WHY!??
You worry to much, it is ok.
"Hot pilots we have problems too, we're just like you." |
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