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Thomas Hurt
Poteque Industries
66
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Posted - 2013.01.08 22:24:00 -
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Yesterday I made my 11th account (all paid for with cash, you're welcome CCP) and today started up the character creator to make another mining alt. I thought to myself "hey, I don't have any characters that look like me. That would be a cool thing to do", so I get to work sculpting an "Space-Avatar" that bears a resemblance to my person; almost immediately I find that this is downright impossible.
There are a few hairstyles depicting various stages of male-pattern baldness, but none with the spotty growth and combover that convey the same lack of confidence and grace in aging that I carry with me. I put the "scarring" slider up to 3, but found that it did not come anywhere near the level of acne scarring resulting from decades of junk food and regular sodas that is so endemic in the MMO population. Then, the most egregious violation: I put the "Muscularity" slider at 0% and the "Weight" slider at 100%, and found that this only turns my character from Roided-up Bodybuilder to Professional Swimmer; making a "Space-Character" with anything resembling my rubenesque-physique is downright impossible. |

James Amril-Kesh
RAZOR Alliance
3139
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Posted - 2013.01.08 22:26:00 -
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K. Phrases like "you can't nerf / buff X EVE is a Sandbox" have the same amount of meaning as "If this is a sack of potatoes then you can not carrot." - Alara IonStorm |

Illest Insurrectionist
The Scope Gallente Federation
59
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Posted - 2013.01.08 22:27:00 -
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So instead of space ken and barbie you want space chris christie? |

Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
1423
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Posted - 2013.01.08 22:32:00 -
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I believe that a beergut slider needs to be implemented as welll as an acne slider and a neckbeard one too. Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings? |

Nalha Saldana
Syneptics Inc. AL3XAND3R.
637
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Posted - 2013.01.08 22:34:00 -
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Why would capsuleers have any of these issues? |

Thorrahrafn
Red Federation RvB - RED Federation
9
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Posted - 2013.01.08 22:36:00 -
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I've seen plenty of ugly avatars. Horrendous ones, in fact. If anything, the creator enforces unrealistic ugly standards. |

Charlepetit LaJoie
Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation
96
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Posted - 2013.01.08 22:39:00 -
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As a Gallente, I was shocked to read that there are no ugly Caldari. 
I agree that a wider range of character models would be nice to have. Goofy looking characters are the best characters. |

Khador Vess
Blue Republic RvB - BLUE Republic
47
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Posted - 2013.01.08 22:42:00 -
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who needs to be overweight, have bad hair, acne and other problems when your encased in pod goo all the time... isnt that harsh enough... |

Dessau
97
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Posted - 2013.01.08 22:45:00 -
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There will be a Pod Potato 'premium physique' available in a future expansion, but it will cost AUR.
Solo is one player, one pilot. |
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Chribba
Otherworld Enterprises Otherworld Empire
6794
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Posted - 2013.01.08 23:00:00 -
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Gief me my 2D face back!
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Romvex
421
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Posted - 2013.01.08 23:03:00 -
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Yes, because 23,000 years in the future all of the immortal, egomaniac capsuleers will still want to be ugly even with the technology at their disposal Post with your main |

Sixx Spades
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
107
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Posted - 2013.01.08 23:04:00 -
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Space Healthcare is amazing nowadays. Using a weapon as a deterrent in a diplomatic situation is only viable when you have proven that you have deployed it in the past and are willing to use it in the future. |

Piugattuk
Lima beans Corp
286
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Posted - 2013.01.08 23:09:00 -
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In eve there're not ugly on the outside just the inside...full of black tar goo from months inside that pod. |

Tarn Kugisa
Infinite Covenant Tribal Band
373
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Posted - 2013.01.08 23:21:00 -
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Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:I believe that a beergut slider needs to be implemented as welll as an acne slider and a neckbeard one too.
why am I finding all your ideas are fairly good ones I Endorse this Product and/or Service EVE Online Battle Recorder When I press F1 I get ISK |

Ginger Barbarella
Caldari Provisions Caldari State
1086
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Posted - 2013.01.08 23:37:00 -
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Troll better. 0/10 "Blow it all on Quafe and strippers." -á --- Sorlac |

Jason Xado
Xado Industries
42
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Posted - 2013.01.08 23:41:00 -
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Thomas Hurt wrote:(all paid for with cash, you're welcome CCP)
All accounts are payed for with cash. Not trying to be rude or anything, just trying to illuminate :-)
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RubyPorto
SniggWaffe YOUR VOTES DON'T COUNT
2339
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Posted - 2013.01.08 23:41:00 -
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Thorrahrafn wrote:I've seen plenty of ugly avatars. Horrendous ones, in fact. If anything, the creator enforces unrealistic ugly standards.
Where's the old Xenuria face? This is EVE - Everybody Versus Everybody.
Guess Who's Back. -á Back Again. |

Mildew Wolf
67
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Posted - 2013.01.08 23:42:00 -
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yes im tired of being sexy but what can i do? |

Captain Tardbar
State Protectorate Caldari State
10
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Posted - 2013.01.08 23:43:00 -
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Where are all the space fatties?! |

Moonasha
Orcses and Goblinz
108
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Posted - 2013.01.08 23:48:00 -
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Considering your clone can be reshaped within the base racial specifications at will, no capsuleer would be cursed with being ugly unless they chose to be that way. Perhaps a capsuleer might choose to be ugly, to blend in when visiting a station. But when people are born, it's likely the parents can alter the child to look the way they want. At least, if they're wealthy. I assume most of the poor human trash inhabit the planets beneath us. |
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Hannah Flex
Elite Market PvP Consortium
79
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Posted - 2013.01.08 23:59:00 -
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Thomas Hurt wrote:Yesterday I made my 11th account (all paid for with cash, you're welcome CCP) and today started up the character creator to make another mining alt. I thought to myself "hey, I don't have any characters that look like me. That would be a cool thing to do", so I get to work sculpting an "Space-Avatar" that bears a resemblance to my person; almost immediately I find that this is downright impossible.
There are a few hairstyles depicting various stages of male-pattern baldness, but none with the spotty growth and combover that convey the same lack of confidence and grace in aging that I carry with me. I put the "scarring" slider up to 3, but found that it did not come anywhere near the level of acne scarring resulting from decades of junk food and regular sodas that is so endemic in the MMO population. Then, the most egregious violation: I put the "Muscularity" slider at 0% and the "Weight" slider at 100%, and found that this only turns my character from Roided-up Bodybuilder to Professional Swimmer; making a "Space-Character" with anything resembling my rubenesque-physique is downright impossible.
One thing I noticed about miners is they have an abundance of time. By doing such a trivial thing as resource gathering, yet treating it as a full-time profession they have an inordinate amount of time on their hands. most will go afk and do things around the house or play another game while 'playing' this one haha. Others do more harmful things, like post.
Although from the subjects and content Mr. Hurt seems to be one of the regular lurkers who troll the same topics over and over with a new face. |

Ajian
CTC Zaibatsu
0
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Posted - 2013.01.09 00:11:00 -
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Wouldn't activating your clone put you right back at square one thus undoing all the unhealthy effects your life of overeating had caused?
Sounds like a sweet diet to me. |

Eli Green
The Arrow Project
401
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Posted - 2013.01.09 00:19:00 -
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inb4 Large Collidable Object wumbo |

Istvaan Shogaatsu
Guiding Hand Social Club
838
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Posted - 2013.01.09 00:28:00 -
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I wholeheartedly disagree that the char creator enforces unrealistic beauty standards. For one, I was able to rather accurately recreate my hideous face. |

RubyPorto
SniggWaffe YOUR VOTES DON'T COUNT
2341
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Posted - 2013.01.09 00:30:00 -
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Istvaan Shogaatsu wrote:I wholeheartedly disagree that the char creator enforces unrealistic beauty standards. For one, I was able to rather accurately recreate my hideous face.
Dude, clean your mirror once in a while. This is EVE - Everybody Versus Everybody.
Guess Who's Back. -á Back Again. |

Thomas Hurt
Poteque Industries
68
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Posted - 2013.01.09 00:31:00 -
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Istvaan Shogaatsu wrote:I wholeheartedly disagree that the char creator enforces unrealistic beauty standards. For one, I was able to rather accurately recreate my hideous face.
I'm going to stop this right here and ask good-looking players, like this guy here, to please check their Beauty Privilege at the door of the thread. This is an issue with myself and other typical MMO players. |

Eurydia Vespasian
Nova Insula Mining and Industrial
455
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Posted - 2013.01.09 00:42:00 -
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Istvaan Shogaatsu wrote:I wholeheartedly disagree that the char creator enforces unrealistic beauty standards. For one, I was able to rather accurately recreate my hideous face.
wow. you did really well imo. i tried to model my avatar after myself and all it ended up doing was making me was frustrated and semi-jealous rofl! |

RubyPorto
SniggWaffe YOUR VOTES DON'T COUNT
2342
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Posted - 2013.01.09 00:57:00 -
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Eurydia Vespasian wrote:Istvaan Shogaatsu wrote:I wholeheartedly disagree that the char creator enforces unrealistic beauty standards. For one, I was able to rather accurately recreate my hideous face. wow. you did really well imo. i tried to model my avatar after myself and all it ended up doing was making me was frustrated and semi-jealous rofl!
I gave up when I noticed that you can't have a long goatee *ahem*neckbeard*ahem* on an EVE CharacterFaceThing This is EVE - Everybody Versus Everybody.
Guess Who's Back. -á Back Again. |

AstraPardus
Lightspeed Enterprises Fidelas Constans
162
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Posted - 2013.01.09 01:01:00 -
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Uhhhmmm....24,000AD or close to it? Yeah...we're putting all our effort, now, into solving baldness and prolonging erections. So, I think that we will have done our finest to make ourselves look as pretty as possible, by then. Because superficial stuff seems to be so important to the human race, we have to get all that BS over with before we can even consider space travel. e__e
Besides, just look at the Jove...they're still tweaking their genepool. Every time I post is Pardy time! :3 |

iskflakes
Magnets Inc.
256
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Posted - 2013.01.09 01:17:00 -
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You have to start out beautiful then slowly let yourself go by drinking too much quafe and eating too much livestock, while not undocking to get exercise for months at a time. Track your wealth with EVEStats - https://ohheck.co.uk/EVEStats/home.php |
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Thomas Hurt
Poteque Industries
68
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Posted - 2013.01.09 01:24:00 -
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iskflakes wrote:You have to start out beautiful then slowly let yourself go by drinking too much quafe and eating too much livestock, while not undocking to get exercise for months at a time.
Now this is an idea (I only had to sort through 2 pages of troll posts to get to it); it would certainly increase immersion and Space-Roleplay opportunities, as well as provide a use for some of the more obscure planetary goods (I'm looking at you, Livestock). |

Mistah Ewedynao
Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation
340
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Posted - 2013.01.09 01:27:00 -
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This guy REALLY needs to get a life. Nerf Goons
Nuke em from orbit....it's the only way to be sure. |

Thomas Hurt
Poteque Industries
68
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Posted - 2013.01.09 01:31:00 -
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Mistah Ewedynao wrote:This guy REALLY needs to get a life.
I already have 29 of them (not including "Real" life). Did you not see me say I was making *another* Space-Alt, in my Original Post? |

Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
2368
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Posted - 2013.01.09 02:10:00 -
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In before the Oprah Winfrey generation comes in here and tries to convince us that fat women are automatically smarter and more virtuous just by being overweight..... |

Jamyl Khanid
Imperial Academy Amarr Empire
39
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Posted - 2013.01.09 02:12:00 -
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It's true! Look at my Unreal Beauty.
I'm like a snowflake in heaven A diamond among the stars A night light at the end of a long lane way.
You get the point. I'm prettier than you. |

Mars Theran
Red Rogue Squadron
1594
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Posted - 2013.01.09 02:15:00 -
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Try pulling on the abs; you can make a pretty hefty character that way, and narrow the chect, pull it out, push it in, drop the gut and waist, ,, ... Both spectrum's are pretty well covered actually. You're just not going to end up with a toon pushing 700 pounds unless you imagine he/she is 8-10 feet tall.
Not suggesting you're anywhere near that weight; just using it as an example based on the biggest person I've ever heard of. zubzubzubzubzubzubzubzub |

Nexus Day
Lustrevik Trade and Travel Bureau
375
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Posted - 2013.01.09 02:16:00 -
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And now you know that in the future no spawn of yours will be a capsuleer.
Sorry you had to find out this way. Really. |

Matches 42
Thunderwaffe Goonswarm Federation
6
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Posted - 2013.01.09 02:24:00 -
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Is there a slider somewhere that will increase the amount of visible cheeto-dust in my neckbeard...... only thing thats missing from the charicter-creator.

Oh, and OP-special-snowflake-miner; you should siriously consider staying in the station until you get it right. Days. Maybe months. Hell, don't settle for anything less than total perfection. Even if it takes you years.
Siriously though, you should just stop playing Im just gonna put the tip in, just for a moment, just to see how it feels....-á |

Lipbite
Express Hauler
576
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Posted - 2013.01.09 02:31:00 -
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I don't wan to see ugly faces in the game - there are more than enough of them around me in real life. Thanks for beautiful avatars, devs!
P.S. I thought EVE pilots are immortal and don't age - unlike their owners. |

Thomas Hurt
Poteque Industries
72
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Posted - 2013.01.09 02:37:00 -
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All of these "rah rah its the future so there is no more Fat or Ugly" posts are totally ignoring the fact that maybe some of us are comfortable in our own bodies, and don't subscribe to the arbitrary beauty standards fed to us by Mass Media like "only one chin" or "no foreign flora or fauna living between fat folds". |
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Phill Esteen
Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation
124
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Posted - 2013.01.09 02:39:00 -
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OP, I sympathize with the your predicament, but as consolation point out that no cosmetic surgery in the universe can give you a fashion sense. GÇô postum faex est GÇô-á
never forget
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Benny Ohu
Chaotic Tranquility Casoff
718
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Posted - 2013.01.09 02:45:00 -
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My nose is -actually- this manly
ladieeees.  |

Zol Interbottom
Nanotrasen Inc
62
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Posted - 2013.01.09 03:00:00 -
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Thomas Hurt wrote:All of these "rah rah its the future so there is no more Fat or Ugly" posts are totally ignoring the fact that maybe some of us are comfortable in our own bodies, and don't subscribe to the arbitrary beauty standards fed to us by Mass Media like "only one chin" or "no foreign flora or fauna living between fat folds".
look at this from an in character perspective
YOU ARE AN IMMORTAL GOD AMONG MEN WHO HAS ACCESS TO MILLIONS OF DOLLARS AT THE DROP OF A HAT TO SPEND ON ANYTHING AND FLY AROUND SPACESHIPS KILLING OTHER GOD PEOPLE OUT OF BOREDOM DOING DRUGS THAT WOULD MAKE NORMAL PEOPLE DIE AND LAUGHING ABOUT IT
i don't see why these people would look like the commoners on the planets when they can afford to fly spaceships larger than buildings and indiscriminately kill people at a whim
if you want to look ugly wait until the WoD MMO comes out and be a Nosferatu Nivin Sajjad > we fly perpetually networked, neural interfaced spaceships yet can't communicate coordinates to each other without physically passing back and forth little pieces of paper. it's weird |

Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic
6291
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Posted - 2013.01.09 03:03:00 -
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I am one sexy *****  "Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff-á |

Thomas Hurt
Poteque Industries
72
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Posted - 2013.01.09 03:11:00 -
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Zol Interbottom wrote:Thomas Hurt wrote:All of these "rah rah its the future so there is no more Fat or Ugly" posts are totally ignoring the fact that maybe some of us are comfortable in our own bodies, and don't subscribe to the arbitrary beauty standards fed to us by Mass Media like "only one chin" or "no foreign flora or fauna living between fat folds". look at this from an in character perspective YOU ARE AN IMMORTAL GOD AMONG MEN WHO HAS ACCESS TO MILLIONS OF DOLLARS AT THE DROP OF A HAT TO SPEND ON ANYTHING AND FLY AROUND SPACESHIPS KILLING OTHER GOD PEOPLE OUT OF BOREDOM DOING DRUGS THAT WOULD MAKE NORMAL PEOPLE DIE AND LAUGHING ABOUT IT i don't see why these people would look like the commoners on the planets when they can afford to fly spaceships larger than buildings and indiscriminately kill people at a whim if you want to look ugly wait until the WoD MMO comes out and be a Nosferatu
It is extremely short-sighted to believe that thousands of years in the future, a society in a different galaxy would have the same arbitrary standards of beauty that we do. Who is to say that the wealthy would not become bored with chiseled abs and clear skin, and instead adopt the potbelly and slouched posture of today's rulers (the Americans) as a fashion statement? |

Thor Kerrigan
Guardians of Asceticism
514
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Posted - 2013.01.09 03:15:00 -
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How about a slider called Ron Jeremy.
Then once a year on Halloween all portraits get the slider to 100%. "I do want to point out one "abuse" thing I did see however. *snipped* Please do not post details of possible exploits on the forums. - CCP Eterne" ... Because of Falcon. |
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ISD Dorrim Barstorlode
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
1914

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Posted - 2013.01.09 03:35:00 -
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Quote: Trolling is prohibited.
Trolling is the word used to describe a post that is deliberately designed for the purpose of angering and insulting the players. Posts of this nature are disruptive and do not contribute to the sense of community we want for our forums.
Please do not create troll threads as they are not helpful in the slightest. Additionally, please do not bring politics into this. Thank you.
Thread locked. ISD Dorrim Barstorlode Captain Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs) Interstellar Services Department |
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