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ArcticWolf
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Posted - 2005.07.02 21:23:00 -
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I decided to take my mediocre attempt at making a fun chat log, Quore is my inspiration but i dont know if he still plays...
His chat logs are-
Sansha Log
Serpintis Log (not done by quore accually)
Agents log
Concord Log
Well here goes mine- its set a few days after the new patch of doom...and some issues that may arise from it....
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Channel Name: Guristas Impenetrable Main Power Distribution [GIMPD]
Listener: ArcticWolf
Session started: 2005.07.09 18:34:02
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[ 2005.07.09 18:34:11 ] Guristas Scout > Well looks like our next prey is falling for our trap
[ 2005.07.09 18:34:11 ] Guristas Usurper > hehe we are so clever, disguising this 11/10 complex as a 6/10
[ 2005.07.09 18:34:26 ] Guristas Supreme Warlord > ahh a perfect test for my new superweapon
[ 2005.07.09 18:34:47 ] Guristas Scout > they are entering the complex!! confirmed 2 apocsąand a claw?
[ 2005.07.09 18:34:54 ] Guristas Nullifier > lmao nubs. Mwd wont work in here we are gonna pwn that cepter!
[ 2005.07.09 18:34:59 ] Guristas Eliminator > engaging targets!! warpjammedą
[ 2005.07.09 18:35:01 ] Guristas Eliminator > WTF! I DIED! What the hell is thisątech 2 ogres!?
[ 2005.07.09 18:35:19 ] Guristas Usurper > donĘt worry about it eliminator.. my tech 2 bane torps should take care of emąhmm this cepter is askin for it, all targets fire on the claw!
[ 2005.07.09 18:35:22 ] Guristas Nullifier > but uhąsirąshouldnĘt we shoot the apocsąya knowąthe things KILLING ME
[ 2005.07.09 18:35:30 ] Guristas Usurper > silence! question my orders again and ill give you eliminators job
[ 2005.07.09 18:35:36 ] Guristas Eliminator > !! does that mean I get to fly a cruiser???
[ 2005.07.09 18:35:44 ] Guristas Usurper > hell no, I wouldnĘt trust you with a shuttle. you are being demoted to gate duty
[ 2005.07.09 18:35:53 ] Guristas Scout > haha pwned
[ 2005.07.09 18:35:53 ] Guristas Usurper > ok back to businessą. WTF!? My torps do no damage wtf is this!
[ 2005.07.09 18:36:17 ] Guristas Destroyer > um sirąwe cant hurt that frigate, we should swich over those apocs who are raping youą
[ 2005.07.09 18:36:30 ] Guristas Usurper > damn noobs, theyre everywhere, once I call a target, we DONT SWICHą. If u switch all the time than the targets will never die
[ 2005.07.09 18:36:40 ] Guristas Nullifier > ok whatever. I'm dead. Screw you guys, I'm goin home.
[ 2005.07.09 18:36:48 ] Guristas Scout > this IS your home, dumbass.
[ 2005.07.09 18:36:54 ] Guristas Nullifier > no..well..butąit..
[ 2005.07.09 18:36:59 ] Guristas Usurper > nullifier do us a favor, the suns right over there, just fly in.
[ 2005.07.09 18:37:06 ] Guristas Nullifier > why does everyone pick on meą my shrink tells me its because your all jelous of me.
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ArcticWolf
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Posted - 2005.07.02 21:24:00 -
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[ 2005.07.09 18:37:22 ] Guristas Usurper > omg I cant stand this guy.
[ 2005.07.09 18:37:23 ] *Guristas Nullifier has been banned from the channel.
[ 2005.07.09 18:37:35 ] Guristas Supreme Warlord > Cool! Siege mode rocks! I wonder what this button over here doesą.. hmmą oh right how are you guys doin over in stage one?
[ 2005.07.09 18:37:57 ] Guristas Usurper > ąall diedą I'm petitioningąthat cepter was tanking like 50 of my torps.
[ 2005.07.09 18:37:58 ] Guristas Scout > zxploit
[ 2005.07.09 18:38:01 ] Guristas Usurper > defiantly.
[ 2005.07.09 18:38:11 ] Guristas Supreme Warlord > I knew you all would fail, but in my brilliance I made this complex even more dangerous. Instead of them thinking they have an easy next few stagesąthey are warping straight to the end!
[ 2005.07.09 18:38:12 ] Guristas Eraser > uh but sir, what about us in the middle levels, why are we here
[ 2005.07.09 18:38:24 ] Guristas Supreme Warlord > your there because I donĘt like you. And you smelląwell yeah mainly you smell
[ 2005.07.09 18:39:28 ] Guristas Eraser > =(
[ 2005.07.09 18:40:24 ] Guristas Supreme Warlord > theyre here!!! Ok webber towers get that damn cepter, all troops focus fire on it!
[ 2005.07.09 18:40:30 ] Guristas Trucker > Okay boss, where do ya want this shipment o cattle?
[ 2005.07.09 18:40:38 ] Guristas Supreme Warlord > WTF are you doing here. Cant you see were busy???? And what the hell, this is a military outpost, how did you fly that freighter in here??
[ 2005.07.09 18:41:01 ] Guristas Trucker > trust meąyou donĘt wanna knową
[ 2005.07.09 18:41:15 ] Guristas Supreme Warlord > hmm dman, Usurper was rightąthat cepter is exploitingąI do 0.1 damage???
[ 2005.07.09 18:41:20 ] Guristas Usurper > told ya
[ 2005.07.09 18:41:33 ] Guristas Supreme Warlord > thatĘs it. Next time I see you I'm fireing this purgatory torp up ur ass so farą.
[ 2005.07.09 18:41:44 ] Guristas Silencer > SIR! THE CEPTOR IS 2 FAR 2 SHoT!
[ 2005.07.09 18:41:53 ] Guristas Supreme Warlord > holy caps lock batman! Ok screw it, lets go for that apoc over there
[ 2005.07.09 18:41:54 ] Guristas Silencer > SIR YES SIR! I WILL PWN THEM WITH MY.. wtf I died. god damnit I'm quitting this gameąmy missiles suck
[ 2005.07.09 18:42:16 ] Guristas Scout > can I have your stuff?
[ 2005.07.09 18:42:17 ] Guristas Supreme Warlord > AHH YES. My PhoenixĘs purgatory torpedo hit him and did 22k damage! Wooot I rock, I rock..
[ 2005.07.09 18:42:28 ] Guristas Assassin > second apoc is scammed, I smartbombed all those damn ogre 2s while I was at it, but he left his afterburner on
[ 2005.07.09 18:42:42 ] Guristas Supreme Warlord > excellent worką waitąwtf why would u put an AB on an APOC? These are truly some major nubs
[ 2005.07.09 18:42:46 ] Guristas Assassin > of course sir
[ 2005.07.09 18:43:00 ] Guristas Supreme Warlord > I donĘt like yes men
[ 2005.07.09 18:43:05 ] Guristas Assassin > of course you donĘt sir.
[ 2005.07.09 18:43:30 ] Guristas Supreme Warlord > Stop that.
[ 2005.07.09 18:43:33 ] Guristas Assassin > your right sir, I should stop. Good decsion
[ 2005.07.09 18:43:38 ] Guristas Supreme Warlord > I'm surrounded by *******są
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ArcticWolf
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Posted - 2005.07.02 21:24:00 -
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[ 2005.07.09 18:43:39 ] Guristas Supreme Warlord > the hell! My damn uber torps of d00m are doing .7 damage per hit? Wtf are these guys doing? Major xploitsą OMG HE JUST LOGGED.
[ 2005.07.09 18:43:44 ] Guristas Eliminator > we def need to petition thisą
[ 2005.07.09 18:43:49 ] *GM Swoosh has joined the channel.
[ 2005.07.09 18:43:53 ] GM Obvious > Hello, how may I help you?
[ 2005.07.09 18:47:24 ] Guristas Supreme Warlord > I want to file a petition, these cepters and apocs are making my cataclysm torps do no damage, and this guy just logged off in combat!
[ 2005.07.09 18:47:28 ] GM Obvious > ąwhy did I become a GM, these idiots donĘt even read patch notes.. Ok here goes. Missiles have an explosion radius, if they outrun it they do crap, so ur 4b ship is useless to almost everything in the game, congrats! Also, do you have proof hes logged off in combat?
[ 2005.07.09 18:47:34 ] Guristas Supreme Warlord > HES SITTING RIGHT THERE!
[ 2005.07.09 18:47:34 ] GM Obvious > hmm I see I seeąwell that doesnĘt matter reallyą
[ 2005.07.09 18:47:37 ] Guristas Supreme Warlord > wtf why?
[ 2005.07.09 18:47:38 ] GM Obvious > becauseąyour not a real person.. you cant petition. In fact that other apoc calimed he couldnĘt right click in space and got a brand new free ship, and 40m extra for the inconvience we have caused him.
[ 2005.07.09 18:47:48 ] Guristas Supreme Warlord > NOT A PERSON? WTF! DIE!
[ 2005.07.09 18:47:56 ] GM Obvious > your torps cant kill an apoc, theres no way you can kill me, and just for that, I'm gonna /TR you to jove space.
[ 2005.07.09 18:48:10 ] Guristas Supreme Warlord > HA I have a jump drive!
[ 2005.07.09 18:48:11 ] GM Obvious > Right thanks, ill just take away your fuelądoneąok off you go!
ą 1 hour later
[ 2005.07.09 19:48:17 ] Guristas Supreme Warlord > YES I got my new ship! And new torpsąoh wow siege modeącool
[ 2005.07.09 19:48:30 ] Guristas Scout > enemies approaching gate
[ 2005.07.09 19:48:39 ] Guristas Usurper > good new preyąthis brand new complex will finally be put to the test, with our new missile upgrades we will pwn everythingą.
Well i tried my best, hope you like it.... 
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General Killah
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Posted - 2005.07.02 21:38:00 -
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Heh...heh...i thought it went along the lines of the olds ones pretty well, good job!
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Taz Devlin
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Posted - 2005.07.02 21:41:00 -
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A worthy effort Arctic
And yes, Qore still plays.
He is the CEO of Solar Wind, classy guy.
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ArcticWolf
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Posted - 2005.07.02 21:44:00 -
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 Originally by: Taz Devlin
A worthy effort Arctic
And yes, Qore still plays.
He is the CEO of Solar Wind, classy guy.
Ahh thanks...well maybe thats why he didnt answer my mail... im not on too good of therms with stain :( Well taz, make him do some more logs
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Taz Devlin
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Posted - 2005.07.02 22:06:00 -
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If you have been trying to contact him recently then you can blame his absence on rl.
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Jaabaa Prime
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Posted - 2005.07.02 22:15:00 -
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--
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"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
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The Hellion
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Posted - 2005.07.02 22:30:00 -
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lol that was quite funny, nice job
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Xav Vorbarra
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Posted - 2005.07.03 00:35:00 -
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Good read
Current favourite holoreel: Dr. TomB: How I learnt to stop worrying and love the nerf |
Famine Aligher'ri
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Posted - 2005.07.03 00:40:00 -
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lol!!!
<Not a real person? WTF!?!?! Die!!!!!!!> classic :P
-Famine Aligher'ri, of The Aligher'ri
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ArcticWolf
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Posted - 2005.07.04 05:39:00 -
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ad runk bump is a giod bump
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Reite
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Posted - 2005.07.04 07:26:00 -
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Good one
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Xardrix
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Posted - 2005.07.06 18:18:00 -
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Very funny. Good Work. Bump.
(Glad to see someone not simply whining, but with the knowledge of that which effects us, effects others.)
Amarr Loyalist and Patriot
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Tenashi
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Posted - 2005.07.06 18:35:00 -
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lol
i defenetly like "[ 2005.07.09 18:37:23 ] *Guristas Nullifier has been banned from the channel."
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Qore
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Posted - 2005.07.07 14:35:00 -
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WOW
Can't believe people still remember those logs... I have had the notion to do an anniversary edition. Maybe I'll have to give it more serious thought.
Made my day bringing up those old logs, thxs for your kind words. :)
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Cloned Mark
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Posted - 2005.07.07 14:36:00 -
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ArcticWolf
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Posted - 2005.07.07 15:51:00 -
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Originally by: Qore
WOW
Can't believe people still remember those logs... I have had the notion to do an anniversary edition. Maybe I'll have to give it more serious thought.
Made my day bringing up those old logs, thxs for your kind words. :)
Of course, cant let these original works fade from memory ;) Those were the good ol days
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Sorja
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Posted - 2005.07.07 16:02:00 -
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\o/
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Commisar
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Posted - 2005.07.07 16:12:00 -
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funny
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