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Complex Potential
Blackstar Privateer Consortium Enigma Project
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Posted - 2013.01.22 18:07:00 -
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I'm bored and on a train. I would like to hear the funny quotes you seen/heard while playing eve that the originator probably didn't mean to be. I can think of one off the top of my head, but I'm sure more will come to me later.
In local chat: "you know who you are, please get out of my hole, you're making me uncomfortable." |
Anslo
The Scope Gallente Federation
1115
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Posted - 2013.01.22 18:09:00 -
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A noobie from Uni of Caille trying to manually dock his Thorax.
"It's to big, it won't fit."
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Sergeant Acht Scultz
School of Applied Knowledge Caldari State
486
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Posted - 2013.01.22 18:12:00 -
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Complex Potential wrote:I'm bored and on a train.
Your life sucks. Get a real home.
Gò¡Gê¬Gò«n+ên+¦n++n+¦n+ëGò¡Gê¬Gò«-á don't haten++ |
Kainotomiu Ronuken
Dreddit Test Alliance Please Ignore
751
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Posted - 2013.01.22 18:13:00 -
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Has GD really sunk this low?
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Complex Potential
Blackstar Privateer Consortium Enigma Project
184
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Posted - 2013.01.22 18:14:00 -
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Sergeant Acht Scultz wrote:Complex Potential wrote:I'm bored and on a train. Your life sucks. Get a real home. Perhaps I should clarify; I don't live on the train. |
ctx2007
Wychwood and Wells Beer needs you
267
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Posted - 2013.01.22 18:15:00 -
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"look at the size of that thing its huge" talking about a titan in local You only-árealise you life has been a waste of time, when you wake up dead. |
Complex Potential
Blackstar Privateer Consortium Enigma Project
184
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Posted - 2013.01.22 18:17:00 -
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Kainotomiu Ronuken wrote:Has GD really sunk this low? You're right. What was I thinking?! People, listen up: start arguing about something, quick! |
Romvex
452
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Posted - 2013.01.22 18:54:00 -
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was doing sites in a WH and a fight started according to D-scan. on my way out a guy in local said "**** WHISTLE! SOMEONE'S IN MY HOLE!" (a¦á_a¦á) ~ Post With Your Main-á ~ (a¦á_a¦á) |
De'Veldrin
East India Ore Trade The East India Co.
780
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Posted - 2013.01.22 18:56:00 -
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Complex Potential wrote:I'm bored and on a train.
I'm on a boat. The Margin Trading Scam: If you fell for it, it's your own damned fault. Malcanis for CSM 8 |
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
1658
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Posted - 2013.01.22 18:57:00 -
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Kainotomiu Ronuken wrote:Has GD really sunk this low?
This CANT be your firsttime in GD....is it? Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings? |
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Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic
6887
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Posted - 2013.01.22 19:41:00 -
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I was travelling and going gate to gate I clicked local after I jumped out to get it to stop blinking and I see:
"And then the cat cried when I stuck it in"
And I have never been back to Sobaseki since "Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff-á |
Jame Jarl Retief
Murientor Tribe Defiant Legacy
979
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Posted - 2013.01.22 19:48:00 -
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Austalian Player: "Brb, pissa." (mistyping "pizza" in a hurry to get the door) American Player: "Just call it bathroom, you Aussie bastid!"
Another one from a few nights ago:
FCs ship gets blown up. A second later there's very loud baby wailing on TS3 coming from FC's mic, as his baby woke up. Someone in fleet says "Jeez, dude, it's just a frigate!" |
kes88
Swords of Persephone
11
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Posted - 2013.01.22 19:49:00 -
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Not sure if this counts as innuendo because there was no subtle insinuation, but I overheard two girls chatting on the train, and one commented to the other that she would love to try 'al dente' sex because she'd never done it outside before.
Sure made me choke on my coffee. |
Shasz
Angels of Anarchy AL3XAND3R.
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Posted - 2013.01.22 20:20:00 -
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FC: Primary The Titi... FC: The Titi is primary... ... (much laughter and shooting) ... Someone on comms: Ohhh... she went down! |
Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
3266
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Posted - 2013.01.22 21:06:00 -
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Shasz wrote:FC: Primary The Titi... FC: The Titi is primary... ... (much laughter and shooting) ... Someone on comms: Ohhh... she went down! I see that apparently it got caught by a bunch of cruisers. Wait, two command ships on the killmail, interesting. Those who cannot adapt become victims of Evolugalbugaslugakjlwsdhvbzxd Click for old school EVE Portraits: http://jadeconstantine.web44.net/Maison.htm |
Glathull
Suicidal Panda Tears of Love and Death
80
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Posted - 2013.01.22 22:24:00 -
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This one time I was screwing a mom and her daughter at the same time and . . . wait. Never mind. To repeat, the skill split is scheduled for the big Summer 2013 expansion. ~CCP Fozzie |
Ranger 1
Ranger Corp
3380
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Posted - 2013.01.22 22:28:00 -
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Glathull wrote:This one time I was screwing a mom and her daughter at the same time and . . . wait. Never mind. Now they call them Super Carriers and Carriers. Seeing as you are an EvE nerd your statement could have no other meaning. To carve a successful niche for yourself in EVE you need to be able to out sell, out produce, out fight,-á out run, or out wit your competitors. If you can do none of the above, your only option is to complain on the forums that somehow you are at a disadvantage using the exact same tool set-áas the rest of the player base. |
Agonizing Mining
BLACK LUNG MINERS.
0
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Posted - 2013.01.23 01:39:00 -
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so a thread like this doesn't get locked? it has no relevance to eve or what we do here. yet any thread about goons test gm's or isd's gets insta locked? hmmmm makes me think these tin foils theory's might be right.. |
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic
6900
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Posted - 2013.01.23 01:51:00 -
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Agonizing Mining wrote:so a thread like this doesn't get locked? it has no relevance to eve or what we do here. yet any thread about goons test gm's or isd's gets insta locked? hmmmm makes me think these tin foils theory's might be right..
I posted something I saw in local, ergo this is an Eve thread "Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff-á |
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ISD Suvetar
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
1796
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Posted - 2013.01.23 01:59:00 -
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This thread is approximately about EVE, and thus far has stayed moderately clean and it isn't a duplicate, so it stays open.
If you have an issue with ISDs actions, then the correct path is to create a petition using the Community or Forum sub-category.
Thanks. ISD Suvetar Captain Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs) Interstellar Services Department |
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Galenwade
Red Federation RvB - RED Federation
150
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Posted - 2013.01.23 02:00:00 -
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we don't need innuendo
http://www.myryott.com/images/Mink-WoW.png
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Tarvos Telesto
Blood Fanatics
747
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Posted - 2013.01.23 02:05:00 -
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Contorqueo Proeliator > how many goons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Contorqueo Proeliator > doesn't matter forgot to pay electric bill EvE isn't game, its style of living. |
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ISD Suvetar
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
1796
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Posted - 2013.01.23 02:09:00 -
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Tarvos Telesto wrote:Contorqueo Proeliator > how many goons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Contorqueo Proeliator > doesn't matter forgot to pay electric bill
None, there's not enough room in a lightbulb ? ISD Suvetar Captain Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs) Interstellar Services Department |
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Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
3266
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Posted - 2013.01.23 02:13:00 -
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ISD Suvetar wrote:Tarvos Telesto wrote:Contorqueo Proeliator > how many goons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Contorqueo Proeliator > doesn't matter forgot to pay electric bill None, there's not enough room in a lightbulb ? Oh my, that took me a moment to get. Those who cannot adapt become victims of Evolugalbugaslugakjlwsdhvbzxd Click for old school EVE Portraits: http://jadeconstantine.web44.net/Maison.htm |
Xercodo
Xovoni Directorate
2103
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Posted - 2013.01.23 02:30:00 -
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Alavaria Fera wrote:ISD Suvetar wrote:Tarvos Telesto wrote:Contorqueo Proeliator > how many goons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Contorqueo Proeliator > doesn't matter forgot to pay electric bill None, there's not enough room in a lightbulb ? Oh my, that took me a moment to get.
hahaha
Here's mine: (Other person's named censored :3)
Xercodo : Drake is a duck =D ------------: erm no ------------: Drake is a smaller, bruter Dragon Xercodo : "Some people use "duck" specifically for adult females and "drake" for adult males, for the species described here; others use "hen" and "drake", respectively." Xercodo : it's a duck XD ------------: http://images.wikia.com/pathfinder/images/1/10/Flame_drake.jpg ------------: ^Drake Xercodo : http://www.natures-desktop-hd.com/wallpaper-previews/birds/colorful-mallard-drake.jpg Xercodo : ^Drake Xercodo : DIAL (Drake is a lie) ------------: no =/ Xercodo : yes Xercodo : I win ------------: no u don't ------------: ducks fail Xercodo : EXACTLY Xercodo : DIAL ------------: no Xercodo : DIAL DIAL DIAL DIAL DIAL DIAL DIAL DIAL DIAL DIAL DIAL DIAL DIAL DIAL DIAL DIAL DIAL DIAL ------------: LAID LAID LAID Laid la-- wait a minute Xercodo : haahhahahah The Drake is a Lie |
Xercodo
Xovoni Directorate
2103
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Posted - 2013.01.23 02:32:00 -
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Other various silly convos:
Steamjunk > other than ganking, what is everyone using tornados for? IcyFizzle > wrecking oklahoma
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Commander Kalantri > I was at the store the other day and saw a sign that said "Reward: Lost Blonde cat"...I walked in to the store and said..Damn, they lose another blonde *****?! The guy at the counter almost choked on his gum! Commander Kalantri > It was too easy...the other thing I asked him...is the ***** a natural blonde? Commander Kalantri > that got me a dirty look..rofl Commander Kalantri > only thing better would be if I actually found the cat. Commander Kalantri > Yes sir, I'm calling for the reward being offered for your blonde *****!
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Alex Rendez > How's totally capping out anything that can come through that hole every 12 seconds? Alex Rendez > From 24km away Xercodo > thats some strong suction :P Alex Rendez > rawr Alex Rendez > park on the hole and SUCK The Drake is a Lie |
Complex Potential
Blackstar Privateer Consortium Enigma Project
186
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Posted - 2013.01.23 07:56:00 -
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De'Veldrin wrote:Complex Potential wrote:I'm bored and on a train. I'm on a boat. You win. |
ITTigerClawIK
Galactic Rangers R O G U E
173
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Posted - 2013.01.23 09:48:00 -
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friend on TS new to Eve "Hey why is this ***** denying me permission to dock!?" |
Kryss Darkdust
The Skulls
203
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Posted - 2013.01.23 10:07:00 -
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This happened to me recently...
I enter a system and this is the chat as I enter
"How big is it?" "About 7 inches" "Thats not bad, its about the same size as my dad" "Oh your dad has one?" "yeah, he showed it to me last week" ....
It went on like that for about 10 minutes... I was just about to ask what the hell they where talking about but they both left the system as I was typing. I'll never know... The reality of Eve is that, if you don't love it like it is today, you should probobly go ahead and unsub.-á |
Complex Potential
Blackstar Privateer Consortium Enigma Project
188
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Posted - 2013.01.23 12:25:00 -
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Kryss Darkdust wrote:This happened to me recently...
I enter a system and this is the chat as I enter
"How big is it?" "About 7 inches" "Thats not bad, its about the same size as my dad" "Oh your dad has one?" "yeah, he showed it to me last week" ....
It went on like that for about 10 minutes... I was just about to ask what the hell they where talking about but they both left the system as I was typing. I'll never know... That guy must have an incredible small father. |
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